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[Music] [Applause] now [Music] [Applause] [Music] never ever fought with god oh my gosh all right boys move up all right next your turn ross jerry you never fought with god oh yeah we already know the video true [Music] hey if you enjoyed today's video please consider hitting that subscribe button and ringing the bell icon to get notified for all future uploads on my channel it would really help me out hey guys minecraft with never have i ever with jerry sal and ross today we have something special we have pookie as god hi hi pookie he's

got the smile of a god definitely a chaotic god so for those of you who don't know we have a mediator and never have i ever now because it makes things more interesting uh we're going to play like we normally do which we play backwards so deal with it that's just what we do it's what we like to do so you know easier pookie gets to decide pretty much everything it's whatever he says goes so uh we're gonna play normally so pookie pick who you want to go first oh i get to be that chaotic

yeah um sal sure you never get to go first that's for you uh okay um never have i ever gotten a canoe and then fell out of it wait look i'm in the canoe i fell well you got out you got out i fell off i fell out red water ref what am i oh for that's a boat by the way and you need to be a canoe oh what's a canoe i guess it's a car for you all right you can go back one more even if you want you know go back in there

you're really taking your time there bud [Music] this is the speed of the boat there you go you can go back now all right which way is it going to go pokey to me or to jerry or ross which way are we going uh follow jerry we're going ross going that direction i feel like i never have i ever uh scored a soccer goal on my own team on your own oh you're crazy oh that sucks so just to share our we had a rule of no goalies and i had the ball and i panicked

and there was an open goal so i kicked it and it was my goal there was there was no either because the rules we played was no goalie yeah man so it was just open goal it was like a half half field shot too it was a sick shot but on my own tv i would love to have you on my team would maybe look so good doesn't win as far as i can see it bro big banger results young messi never have i ever crank called the game stop in walla walla washington that's pretty

specific that's pretty i've heard prank what is crank call it's the same thing it's the same whoa so cool i can switch to the brain if it makes you feel better is it zoomer language is this speaker that's actually boomer language dude you ever heard of cranky anchors nope really that sounds weird it was the puppet show on adult or on comedy central that they used to make prank phone calls and they it was a tv show you didn't watch comedy so that means you're a boomer yeah i get it sal and you're a zoomer

that's that's the whole joke i'm older than you so true i'm ross all right how you doing right there what this is gonna be a freebie never have i ever not have whataburger boom we've all had whataburger dude i had whataburger with my house i had never had it so hey when did you have whataburger with ross drinking after we went through the bar we hobbled over the whataburger i can imagine you and pookie faced out water bird else in the picture i was super dumb wait please send the photo i won't put it on

screen i have a super weird looking mustache okay where is it that's awesome all right so uh two square spooky looking two squares bringing up that memory bringing up that memory for you no no you don't get this all right sale never have i ever worked at a burger restaurant so true yeah wait did you did you say that before no no you've been in the although never have i ever so far did he say that before no we did one we did it differently no we did one where it was never have i ever

cried at work before and then i said i went and i cried at the restaurant in the bathroom was that it wrong i don't remember i am positive i've never done that one i don't know i mean whatever it's not my call anyway it just feels like something i feel like you've done i don't know i'll get crucified by the comments it'll be fun oh you won't they'll they're nice the comments shouldn't be mean to you i mean you because i know you all of these people are nice people [Applause] [Music] i was back here

and i said never worked at a burger restaurant am i allowed to stay here sure i mean yeah oogie's pretty merciful i'll give him that why would we not if he did didn't he well he called you a terrible god though so oh that's pretty fudged i didn't hear it though so are you what are you still looking for that photo because you're like not [ __ ] isn't it it's the other way yeah correct never have i ever gone home early from a sleepover yo guess jerry's not lame jerry you stay the whole night

that's cool damn jerry you're cool why would you you ever would you go home i have i have a specific reason but it's not the reason you think counter get a friendly account is that no pregnancy that's a fragility what is that word remember pregnancy the darwin will be kid movie oh no i can't i everyone keeps referencing diary or wimpy but i've never watched it there's a good name frankly that's really freaking weird he's like you want to touch my belly button booger hair a little ginger kid yeah nerd where's that a really weird

encounter with a friend that i don't know they were just a lot weirder whenever i stayed over their house and i was like mom come pick me up i don't want to be here for me it was um my friend's mom really hated me cool to this day i don't really know why but uh i showed my friend uh happy tree friends and i knew it would get him in trouble so we started showing it to people at the sleepover and i was like dude if your mom's coming in she's gonna blame me so i

got so upset i left the house to be fair i was like we were like 12 at the time so like his mom would have hated me then happy tree friends start as like a youtube show yeah gotta consistently stay it is a youtube show i don't know it never went on it didn't know it went on it went on public television i remember watching it it might have been heavily censored then because what they'll watch really i have a good never have i ever received three of the same birthday gift at a birthday party

are they socks basically i did technically because i got three dollars yes we got a money from relevant can i can i switch it to get us spooked you gotta switch the physical item no that's not my food that's not all right you want to get technical they weren't the same cards in the packs but they all got me packed for me it was uh my friends got me a physical blue eyes white dragon toy and three people got me the exact same thing when i got them to make them feel less bad i told

them don't worry i'm just gonna cut off the heads and put it on the normal one to make it a blue eyes ultimate drink what about gift because i got gift cards before i said physical item that's not a mo that's not jerry physically money is physical too are you serious money is physical true i'll move you go back no no you don't tell me i'll tell you what i'll move back if everyone else moves back up jerks we have moved four spots no you can't move back is jerry's this is the easy one never

have i ever watched a stop motion a film about rats selling the house it was really it was always what there's a new movie out called the house and there's like three parts to it and the middle one's about like rats and it's really weird it's a dark comedy it's pretty we are very interesting oh my god you just turned into satan right there bro oh speaking of satan salads your turn what why why why are you putting nether right there this is where i stay whatever you want never have i ever oh wow i'm

really lame rusty look like you're really excited to go i got one in my mind but i'm i'm i'm like sixty percent sure i've already used it but it's been a long time so oh forget it never have i ever used two different types of deodorants on each armpit [Music] i feel like i might have done that where the other one went out and then i just opened a new one but yeah see that's what i'm saying that happened to me it's a cow because i've done that in that sense i've had mine run out

one arm yeah i use two different they're the same can like actually body spray doesn't count jerry axe lets you skip showers so i ran out i ran out of deodorant or at least it was like on that last little bridge and it wouldn't go and like touch my armpit anymore i'm living i got my next bar there's no way you did that jerry i used degree i used degree in the can and it wasn't freaking ran out and i used another one a degree in a can that isn't for the other one or the

other arm yeah that is deodorant there's canned deodorant yes the sprays he uses as well okay that's up to you to decide if he remembers it or not it doesn't matter what he thinks i'm interested in you are god are you sure are you sure you want me to take a picture of those the owner oh sure are you here [Music] how long ago was this why would you remember this whatever while he's gone ross you can go never have i ever been threatened with a straight jacket by a dentist the heck that's bro what

is are you okay i believe i'm not good i wholeheartedly believe you i i thought i've shared that wait oh you have shared that story you were so scared of the dentist and you were in there and you were going crazy so they threatened to put a straight jacket on you right you've probably said that before but it's funny enough you can before okay my i ended up going to a different dentist and they were super nice and i like those never ever worked at a burger restaurant or whatever hey freak off bro never wait

i have never have i ever worked at a store that's the same name as my best friend you worked at ross yep i've ended up taking a picture of that restaurant and i sent to ross i forgot what he said yeah you also sent me a video of animals [Laughter] were they like otters i can't remember they were like prairie dogs or whatever oh they're freaking they're freaking meerkats bro going at it yeah something like that okay now we have context you can hear my sister say andrew in the background like calling you out stop

videoing that android all right jerry did you send me again i'm recording yeah i'm sending in a recording you have to picture it we get a rare photo from jerry anti-yellow stains and white marks what the [ __ ] is dry spray i've never heard of this it actually doesn't sound bad i i when i get hydrosis like i i have to like that's made up that sounds useful not even a pretty girl will be on my screen and i'll just start sweating no it's not a definition this is an example what it is it's

a sweating problem he sweats a lot hi you can't look it up you can't look it up hydrosis is it i'm on his side normal daily activities this type of heavy sweating can cause social anxiety and embarrassment why did you why did you say exercise like that you say yo hey yo bro [Laughter] all right my turn never have i ever eaten uh pineapple pizza and enjoyed it so you don't enjoy it didn't you do the deodorant thing oh what no the deodorant thing why aren't you moving wow did you not hear what jerry said

what do you mean do you not enjoy what no everyone's words kind of blurred together are you already listening no i zoned out never have i ever eaten pineapple pizza and enjoyed it so i need to go back though he never talks about it so why would i talk about eating pineapple pizza pookie judges call i don't remember him ever talking about it it could be whatever you want we did the whole pizza video and he never said anything about liking pineapple pizza i've never had said my opinion on it i just never brought my

favorite opinion then you don't have an opinion and you got to move back what no you're going to fight with god huh i've done it before all right the basis of being a christian continue actually it's your turn ah all right never ever fought with god oh my gosh all right boys move up all right next you're turning rocks jerry you never fought with god oh yeah we already never have i ever uh jumped around tree stumps for entertainment he did that i remember the story he said that he we had a lot of trees

we had taken down and they were all cut into like circular stumps and uh my dad would lay them out in patterns and i would just jump between the stumps if i move up are you guys all gonna question me yes i'm not i think i think you're gonna do it just i think you're trying to move up just cause so whenever i was at my intermediate school oh convenient he has a story about it yeah always have to justify myself that no one can you know say it's true or not of course and then

gives up whenever everyone says something that's just how it goes that's not how it goes every never have ever has gone so far okay hey so we've had a school we at our school we were doing reconstruction and we had to clear out an area where a bunch of trees were and while the trees were down they only cut down the uh freaking main parts so the the stumps were still there and we would do a game where we'd have to jump over all the stumps and if uh you got pushed off by your friends

that were in the middle then you would lose i'm pressing x for doubt i don't find it that far fetch to be honest but sure stay you're way too merciful pookie you gotta yeah you're gonna throw in some entertainment value man i don't know you though probably not entertaining where that i'm the one filming idiot what on the mat damn in texas you take it off after you move one more forward one more forward i got like this orange not from your own word it has to be from someone else's moving forward okay never have

i ever been to disneyland three times which does are you talking about like california well there's only one disneyland oh yeah it's not where it was in disney world in the world yeah three times i know ross could move we went the exact same amount of times oh i we went once on our own and twice with jess didn't we when did we go i went to disneyland yeah all right never have i ever uh not jumped on the stump tree stumps for entertainment wait you move forward right you can take that thing off of

you oh yeah right now make roswell right now you can't find me pookie ross i put that there boogie do i have to wear it no you got to say he's under there i don't like i'd like to position it does he have does he have to just stay there permanently for the rest of the video that's it's a little harsh i don't know never have i ever sang in public [Music] pookie why did you put it which things doesn't count twitch sings does not count never said i sang in school yeah i was in

a choir in school we did go to choir things i hated it are you a part of it i had to and then i dropped i didn't have to say that we've done karaoke well yeah that too but like i was thinking of like i i was on stage in front of an audience you know an album yes we get a roster you know what i'm gonna i'm gonna revamp yours max just for fun uh never have i ever taken a day trip to san francisco and then flown back home the next day we're clearly

beating us right now one team i was gonna say never well i could also revamp it because the original way i was going to wear it is never have i ever met our buddy red yeah red picked us up from yeah wait specified so sal doesn't move oh oh oh big big bike no his name is michael let's check this out okay google call big mike that's that's an anecdote though that's because you need to well i always sure want to hear this is it coming through oh it's not coming through wait just wait how

can i help you yeah uh hi big mike i was wondering if i i could get a cow zone it's not coming through raw's pretty much all right it's not working it's not working [Applause] never have i ever not gone to a strip club but always wanted to at least once i've never gone and i've been in a committed relationship for over five years so like i never have the opportunity though what if i've never wanted to go and i've never gone no you can't move okay then i'm not moving i always wanted to see

what it was about like i heard the food is awful i was more interested in the food than the you know the contents of the place i'm more interested i've been the one in gta 5 i meant real strip club but like i've been the one in gta i have to move back then you didn't say real so yeah you're going back sal's got to move back then too i know he's played gta never been to this good boy you might have no i definitely did you know not going to this trip to my mom

too apartheid becca's achievements check his achievement all right jerry get that out of my face learn to respect it to your uh your god i'll destroy your boat come back fudging duck learn your place never have i ever not been to disneyland or world boom all right come on poogie just leave this not you said specifically three as well yeah this is more vague it's fine all right itself can't move anyway so it doesn't matter oh no you can move now what yeah it's your turn no it's your turn never have i ever uh eaten

someone else's lunch from uh from like a work fridge [Music] no my friend uh no he offered it to me it stole someone else's watch though oh he did he he offered it yeah didn't i didn't say it stole it he said i did something he didn't say stolen you made it i seem like it though i know i know i just wasn't i don't know i was just saying he offered the food to me but it was someone else's lunch and i ate yeah did you get this thing on me they're chips someone offered

me a lunch at work food that's not work at work they can classify it as as lunch dude as long as you eat it during that time period no i said at work i said at work [Music] i am also talking during this conversation i believe jerry i'm i believe he did that it was specifically lunchtime jerry was at work and someone gave him chips that's what he said did you eat anything else so he gave me a sandwich a pepsi and some chips chips i know but the chips even in the fridge jerry first

of all like oh wait oh wait sal did say the fridge literally nothing is making sense here no there's a sandwich in the pepsi that were in the fridge the chips were in the fridge i'm sorry you guys do it over there oh i'm i'm chilling i never eat anyone else's laughs well that's fudge you gotta move you gotta move back like twice for that what the hell anyway ross it's your turn uh never have i ever watched the movie the hangover with headphones in because i was scared my parents would find out i was

watching it all right we're going very specific this time well so i'll cut it down to the hangover with head never i've ever watched a movie with headphones to hide from my parents i watched animated hide from my parents i did that it's not a movie let me move off i did that in general no he said a movie though he specifically said you know i watched the movie i'm saying i watch everything with headphones on the hi from your parents i had a tv that had a like headphone thing so i plugged the headphones

directly into my tv if it's the tv and i and i and i also i bought the movie on my xbox i remember i watched the movie love actually without my parents knowing because they had boobies in it well there were boobies in there hangover when they go to the strip club yeah never have i ever worn somebody else's underwear i've done that oh my gosh so you can't move that far everything you can't you stay here you stay here or you go back even farther you go listen to god dude isn't your inner christian

coming out i just i just imagine him pulling you back each time oh my god come back dude this would be so much easier if you just listen to him you just stay i better lose my mind whose turn is it uh jerry's jerry with the hyperbole okay i'm putting an extra slot for sal up here because he can't stop moving uh never have i ever had a parrot move sound i wasn't looking no i didn't move up i'm surprised i didn't look you're breaking my mind yeah it was in the way i was trying

to help you i helped who gave ross a gun all right sal it's your turn but i feel like you're probably not going to move never have i ever won a talent show yeah i can't say i have one that's pretty far what did you win for don't say don't go into the story just what did you win for i was singing that's fair that's pretty fun i'm sorry what i'm getting i'm kidding freaking max keeps clearing my inventory i know i'm not never have i ever uh had a wooden sword and shield i've had

one of the two can i have to move up ross i've had a wooden sword sword can i half move up all right sure if you want but not now no you can't you can't you can move up if you want you can renaissance fair yeah that's exactly where i got my mind says the words big pimp it on it all right i feel like ross could probably move up with this one because i feel like we've both done it but never have i ever tipped teamwork it's not teamwork i'm just saying it's going to

work it's not teamwork i'm going to lose my mind i'm saying he's probably done it they don't judge never have i ever tipped somebody over a hundred dollars if ross moves up you both don't move up you better not move no i've never done that i used to not know what tipping was i was an [ __ ] i know it wasn't until we first lived together that he didn't know to tip people i never i lived in an area with no delivery until i moved so i never had to do delivery tipping and we

like we were living together for like six months and then i found out he wasn't tipping the delivery guy so when they'd give me the receipt i'd just write my name i wouldn't write a tip and i'd just write my name so i kind of hope they wrote their own tips but all right this one's for me and sal and maybe ross never have i ever uh fully uh build my own computer hey yo oh frick jerry you screwed us over first computer i ever built ross was with tim and you and uh jake yeah

you didn't do it yeah helped wait solo then solo oh what he's now he's changing it because i am able to move he's doing teamwork you wanted me for that because i don't imagine solo when he said that but he didn't clarify [Music] never have i ever been dumpster diving over the dumpster bro ross you've been dumpster diving i went together it was at the apartment the member would meet you and team yeah they have lou cds and stuff too this is wrong that i just think sow's a pathological liar yes it is it hurts

my feelings i'll go back if you guys want me to i'll go back with you if you if you want everyone to go back dumpster diving means your feet are not like on the ground right there and you're basically inside you're inside the dumpster i've done this it's not just like you peered into a dumpster no we mean no no no go back jerry no i mean no i said did you talk like no yes i done it no yes [Laughter] actually technically i should be this how are you one and a half ahead of

me did i get pushed back that far yeah pookie moved you back and you refused to go back no now remember but no i still have one extra one if you think about it [Music] but i was gracious you're you're pushing you're just about to be strike three this is shrek two and a half now never have i ever rode an elephant no don't look at me i saw you look at me man i was waiting for you to say oh i've done that no i did the camel i rolled it out that's basically an

elephant you can afford oh thanks don't do that right now all right can i share a quick story yeah nah like this is so it was at like the same renaissance fair as the sword and shields one year and my parents gave me the option to ride the elephant or buy a sword and shield so i rode the elephant and then i had a screaming tantrum that i wish i'd gotten the sword instead of the story i don't i might have used it for tantrum in tantrum like throwing a tandem trim in the parking lot

but i'm using the portion where i rode the elephants no you said the sword and shield i feel like he said that i'm thinking about it i'm getting deja vu i think so i've rode an elephant instead of got the sword and shield and thus led to attacking him in the parking lot go back one go backwards where did pokey go oh there he is pearling and laying it off the map i've heard this all right never have i ever listened to a full album by jerry's recommendation [Music] so i don't remember the album's exact

name but it was the opening of the initial d yes that's the one yeah and i listened to the whole album and i messaged you about it yeah i get to go go up just for remembering that thanks you don't jerry i've always recommended it i thought he does he recommended it it was good i recommend it and i listened it to it too it was my recommendation you recommended your own oh my gosh because this thing would never actually apply to you but it feels like it should maybe yeah all right all right all

right i'll go back all right he'll come back guys go back uh never have i ever uh recommended initial d album boom all right now you just bank it off me [ __ ] that's that's true hey never have i ever uh write a whole manga based off of uh max's uh designation which is one piece here we move back what gary you almost had that one jerry you almost yeah you always would have been able to hold it he said whole he said you still owe me that and you're never gonna do it did

jerry move back ten times for lying to me he's he still has time we need time it's been a year when did the naruto hide and seek come out i'm looking it up huh i'm looking it up it was seven months i asked jerry to read one piece seven months actually it was even before the naruto one because i was in the process of reading it he's gonna stop with your weeb stuff guys oh let's listen to you uh you're wearing it you're wearing the wheels have i ever stolen bosco sticks what the frick is

a bosco stick can you move back from making that up i know that's real i'm surprised you never had a bosco stick and i know what a bosco stick is but i never stole one are those those like little pocky stick type kind of things wait are they like breadsticks breadsticks with cheese like mushrooms i never stole one but i ate one those things are good so when i worked in the elementary school cafeteria they had bosco sticks for lunch so i i snagged some and put them in my coat and then when i went

back to the high school i ate them at lunch they have like two of them in each bag right yeah yeah those things are good bro uh pass yeah passes as well you can move forward one so it looks even so if it makes me feel better oh so you guys both passed yeah it's your turn i'm still gonna lose i know yeah you got him you still got this never have i ever um had major surgery oh there you go uh about to die i mean technically mine i was able to die yeah my

appendix ruptured during surgery and i was i was running out of blood i had a lymph node in my neck that had to be surgically removed and they because they thought it was cancers let me know what's on you oh sorry guys wait wait wait can we all move back and let ross win because we did we put him through that wait what happened to ross i wasn't paying attention to him unmute hey we all decided that you win because we wanted you we put you through that you would yeah sure wait i didn't decide

that i guess what did you win brown died is it a sloppy floppy it is truly based on the hit tweet when you tweeted sloppy oh my god ross we're ending the video to get it [Music] you