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[Music] [Applause] now [Music] [Applause] [Music] tj stood for theodore jasper i remember the the movie dealt with aliens i thought that was kind of neat no it didn't it's a frank it didn't it dealt with the government the recess movie yes it did it dealt with the government moving the moon so that there would be no summer holiday there was no such thing as aliens in that freaking movie why does he know so much about rhys what is this recently where is this coming from what mine's breaking up in your trip my brain is full

of useless information okay [Music] hey if you enjoyed today's video please consider hitting that subscribe button and ringing the bell icon to get notified for all future uploads on my channel it would really help me out we're in it baby we got dan and charlie and christo all the other people we did hide and seek with this week were were gone they died yeah we're on a different map too because we uh we blew up the other one it wasn't in the video but we blew it up we weren't thinking did you just conveniently forget

ross when you introduced us no i said we have new 3p3 new people and ross was i was talking i was talking to ross yeah yeah i'm part of this conversation okay the object of the sub conversation yeah anyway you two should feel right at home because we're at hell's kitchen that's britain oh my god wait does that mean oh my god yeah wow do you think freddie i was in my homeland i was happy i was looking at the rabbits george well now you're dead i don't believe it wait where did wrong leave it

no bow what what did you not have a bow no who has it oh crystal i was murdered oh my god didn't even see where i shot you from i didn't it was very tactical we had to explore the american version of hell's kitchen which is actually the better version of hell's kitchen whoa no way the americans made a better version of a british tv show that's never happened before we also made food better what's the word we're very mature when it comes to our showings you guys are just like you know the food is

a slightly overcooked put in orchestral music with okay okay hold on hold on no gordon ramsay is an [ __ ] no matter which version he's in okay oh except for the kids except for the kid except for the kids he's nice yeah he's nice to the kids everyone loves gordon ramsay because he gives [ __ ] to the people who needs it and all the kids he loves yeah yeah yeah what it's basically the whole thing on the youtube channel right what was in my hand what yeah i'm trying to talk ross what i

want to see a version of gordon ramsay but on like one of the korean variety shows you know how they add like all the sound effects and like they have the all those wacky parts oh you have all the wacky edits and stuff they're gonna blow fire in your face your [ __ ] donkey if you saute scallops in a nonstick pan they won't stick that's why it's called skin nonstick what was it called running man with the castle what oh yeah yeah jesus christ did everybody watch that show with me i just watched you

did just watch breaking bad so that's fair good point i'm not done yet i'm still haven't seen it we gotta finish it yeah i can't now great charlie now i can't [ __ ] look at the comments thanks you want a spoiler why why would we want a spoiler ross walter is that a major spoiler for you if it is well i just said his name and then you killed me i don't know what that implies oh that was that that was the whole joke oh i was just making it weird has crystal again i

don't know wait what wait yeah take that whoa krista yo we talked her last time and she's working on her aim she shot my piggly wigglys you deserved it no piggly wiggly's for you well then charlie can ross have piggly wigglys ross you can have piggly wigglys thank you all right i i can name like one show that that was done better in britain than in america okay all right and that's top gun not top gun they're the the car show gun top the american tried to make uh well there's two shows actually they tried

to make the i.t crowd um and that was that was terrible and the in between us was the other one i was thinking british version is way better yeah yeah i mean the american version just isn't it's in the show but we kicked your ass with the office we kicked your ass with who's line i'm just saying don't forget hell's kitchen and is housekeeping better i don't know i haven't actually watched elle's kitchen ah like that's the point neither of i i watch like clips of it and it looks really good you just know it's

better we need american doctor who dr hall [Laughter] why yeah i know i'm leaving i'm no longer part of this kitchen i mean that's not why i was asking why you got it oh go get it hello i have a bow i'm outside i don't know what's going on i'm gonna come join you no i don't know what's going on no i don't want to die don't kill me i'm not going to kill you i don't know how to fire it i'll be honest you don't know how to fire a bull no code for randomizer

royale he recoded this plugin that we're playing right now and you don't know how to fire a bow shoot him shoot him there he is whoa whoa whoa you got this you got this i hear it i don't fire i got it i got it i got it what are you aiming are you aiming at me you're you're looking oh no oh jesus right by the piggly wigglys i'll help you i'm coming out with my piggly wigglys up you can't you can't kill him while he's got his piggly wigglys oh yeah that's fair okay i

can't kill him whilst he's got his piggy wigglys up right there down oh no look what you did his piggly wiggly's up and you were distracted that's true that is your fault dan yeah i'll take the blame though so right before this recording we had a cute little moment where charlie and dan figured out they lived near each other we did it was adorable it was like two moms spotting each other in the grocery store and they wouldn't shut up about it we're already organizing a meet up i know i feel so bad for dan

charlie's gonna be great charlie come on all right that would go to charlie am i allowed to charlie calm my name's not charlie i mean sure why not whoa it's like that it's like that episode of recess i i i can let you into the charlie club even though they were ashley's you know oh yeah why that reference i don't remember that episode no it's like do you remember when they revealed spinelli to be ashley spinelli and they had to let her in a club no and then everyone changed their name to ashley so they

could all be in the club i very well remember that i don't even remember their names i just remember the fat one the nerd one the snitch the girl you just named the the tall dirty girl tj i remember i remember tj tj stood for theodore jasper i remember the the movie dealt with aliens i thought that was kind of neat no it didn't it didn't it dealt with the government that was the recess movie yes it did it dealt with the government moving the moon so that there would be no summer holiday there was

no such thing as aliens in that freaking movie why does he know so much about reese what is this recently where is this coming from what my brain is mad my brain is full of useless information okay yeah but that's like on the dot information like i the last time i watched recess was like 15 years ago how do you remember this when did you last watch the movie ages ago do you remember the the freaking um the song that they sang in the treehouse like yes yes jacob jacob jingleheimer do you only know that

because of recess i only know because of recess yeah yeah i already know i know it's a catholic i think that a camp it is a camping song i do know that and then dan's left out did you watch the reason there's no idea i've never seen it i don't know what's going on what i don't know what's going on speaking of arbitrary corn ambulance call an ambulance speaking of arbitrary disney shows do you guys remember uh teacher's pet i want my food no one's bringing me my meal you remember you guys remember teacher's pet

no no was that the goldfish that was the talking dog the talking to blue dog yeah i remember that slightly the designs were weird it was very weird and it was just a really smart talking dog and he pretended to be a boy and went to school like i remember those episodes would only be on really late where i was and so whenever i was having like lane i would have it on it it feels like a fever dream now honestly it definitely is a fever dream hey russ hey can i take your order i

think yes please if i'm not mistaken the girl from even stevens um she did the the soundtrack to the movie for teacher's pet there's no menu but like it was a movie if it teaches the past it's a secret menu i love how we're having a separate conversation and they're just over here i get four double cheeseburgers are you even gonna eat all those frost what would you like max um i would like 15 pancakes and i'll eat them all right now no you won't the yeah right now get me 30 pancakes no you can't

eat that many pancakes he's not he's not oh i've checked the back oh [Music] [Music] i'm only good at following a recipe i can't cook without one every time i try to cook it does not end well i'm gonna go take my break i still love the one time that max and i tried to make cheddar broccoli soup and we just filled it up with some ball of cheese we did not cook it right we [ __ ] up so so bad there there was cheese in that soup but unfortunately it was just a giant

melted ball of it i've seen some of the food dan can cook he's pretty good yeah oh my god there's a i found the bathrooms there's bathrooms i want to wash my hands oh you can't shake a restaurant that's unsanitary yo gordon ramsay's office oh my god it's gordon ramsay oh my god it is dude hey i want you hang on wait hang on let me check let me check yeah this head's [ __ ] raw what did you do how did you test that oh well i'm not leaving i'm staying in here i want

this oh okay then you were supposed to all right wait let me all right now if you've done that you wouldn't have seen me if i was on this okay oh god you're right [Laughter] me charlie wait did you have the bow or you did wait i did yeah you did oh crap well you guys are bowed find me charlie find me charlie you can't just do what i do when i i stole that from ross you're stealing it from me who stole it from ross plus your friends can't interrupt oh my [ __ ]

god are you serious no way oh no ross that was almost really quiet jerry's right every time you do something really cool you just [ __ ] it up immediately after stop i'm hurt why why why could i see into the guy's bathroom it's a mirror hey there's a good point why can't i see into the other bathroom you know it goes both ways no no no that one i'm fine with no no no no no no no no no damn oh crystal wins sleeping for the victory all right i'm gonna go back to bed

oh my god back to bed i'm going back to bed oh there were beds yeah yeah there were beds there's a dome have a good night everyone sleep tight you can't go to bed right now i am what are you gonna do about it say you can't go to bed right now like i just said i already am you can wear it you can't come in here wait there's dorms in hell's kitchen you can't come in here charlie i thought you watched hell's kitchen i jumped did you [ __ ] listen no not fair enough

uh who's in here what the f this is the women's door oh nothing i saw nothing i saw nothing i saw i've had i've had reports of somebody entering the women's room oh yeah right in there officer ryan thank you you might not want to go in there oh damn it what did you expect you want to watch people well i expected to turn around and fire it but i didn't fire it in time i'll be honest ross i can see your name tag uh going like blinking what are you doing hey roswell's we're gonna

film a small commercial here all right go oh these prices are unhella believable you're going to be paying 20 bucks for a chicken 32 for a burger and can you believe it those potatoes are only 5.99 5.99 5.99 and you find anything in there you're not supposed to we'll ask you to leave leave leave so come on down to this restaurant where i'm managing it into the ground [Music] that was beautiful i hope emily does something with that i'm in f5 no i'm scared [Music] from you that is that that is terrifying come here you're

probably something cool that was really cool ross well ross you're really living up to jerry's expectations thank you you know there is a liar in this place yeah i expect you to be mean right on on the seat it's on the roof oh yeah i want to go on the roof rope you guys want to go in the room or i guess well roof episode i think those nether right blocks god damn it man wow i barely missed this is the second hiding oh well the last time we never get if we never came up

here yeah you just exposed expect the unexpected oh oh wait thank you for saving us here you're welcome what now the right block oh yeah you can't fix it on the fly that's cheating is this one if i never saw it to begin with was it ever really truly there am i a hoe yeah is it me ross you gotta start the game man i dude i didn't i thought i didn't realize you died i killed you you were the murderer how much were you not paying attention that round i have you never done that

before you don't realize you were the murderer i thought you were the murderer and you killed me and i thought you're gonna murder everyone no i shot you with the bow oh i thought i literally thought i was a bystander give me your jacket and get out wait a minute no come back chris there's a problem here what all right so that's the jacket room right okay all right so go in but there's another side that says jacket room which would indicate that this is also the jacket room you guys did that off screen what

the [ __ ] i didn't realize it was him i just wanted to kill him because he's challenged that's fair having an intense discussion about the jacket room is meeting up in real life i'll bring the bow i don't know who's more in danger the direct threat on charlie's life actually still still dan's probably still in more danger even if he brings a gun yeah hello oh you wait you god wait wait you guys don't have guns in britain no no no no no no no they have guns that just is it weird that i'd

say i'd rather get shot than knifed i mean yeah i don't know getting knifed is a lot like more painful i feel like i'd rather get nicer not immediate yeah i agree i'd rather get shot i don't get it i'll get it it's the jacket room oh oh my god i'll leave you to it oh my god i don't even need to be in there to that's fine that was a sin who is it who is it it's totally me it's max i killed ross christa christa oh it was me i killed christa oh yeah

it's max max what do you do max oh wait max what do you mean i thought you were already doing me i i should have i i was definitely out of character there i'm so sorry charlie yeah yeah i wasn't following this my own script i received the script and i'll be i'm a bit i'm a bit annoyed about this yeah what about that my my standings as an actor for grabs here okay what's wrong with the script well i was i was following it and then you just sort of changed it last second yeah

yeah yeah i got into the moment it happens this isn't ad living we're not add what about this whatever is fine i'll change the script and say i shot you out of anger because i wanted to shoot charlie but you were the closest person in my vicinity i don't know i shot you out of anger charlotte goddard should have been charlie all right yeah it's not over yeah yeah idiot you still got two more people uh what does the script say now what should i do i don't know read it uh okay can you read

it krista i'm gonna put you somewhere safe okay okay ah perfect thank you of course have fun i don't think you can get out of here is this am i in purgatory right now yeah this is pretty what what is he doing up there what i'm looking at the lights no he's just not moving he's just up there do you know where ross is charlie i don't know where ross is i don't know how you don't see him i'm underneath your feeties wait where is he krista's literally right next to him no he isn't i

could see his name tag are you an idiot i'm wondering yeah go get him i'm under there charlie can you say he's in the same room you know i mean like in close vicinity this is freaky i'm gonna get your feet charlie all right screw you redshirt smell okay that was just uncold yeah that was that was a little i think you took it a bit far all right ross you gotta apologize even the charlie no can i go over and kill him i mean you're the murderer you figure it out oh yeah bozo what

excuse you i have not gone ross it's back bozo i missed the jump three times that i was trying to do wait who the hell are you aiming at charlie you're really freaking bad at this shut up i don't play minecraft okay this is basic minecraft this is minecraft my name is max kind of did that to yourself just christ i was trying to i was trying to go google him we're trying to google it hang on you're trying to google google hang on one sec hi charlie red side sucks [Laughter] oh man you regret

saying that now hop punk nah don't red side still sucks unless i'm on red side then it's awesome i'm going to blue side because it's blue would you like those chandler style yes please all right you killed charlie with that no beans i'm just getting us bees triggers would you like one i'm getting a what a bee's chugga a bee's charger i thought you said beast burger i was making a mr beast burger back here oh no that was not my order but i'll still have it chandler style please what the [ __ ] is

chandler style means beans beans you just add a bunch of beef everybody on mr beast's team just eats beans out of the can it's really weird [Music] wow how long can i get it for you handsome sir i can't kill myself it doesn't let me kill myself ross i see it in the chat all right where's the bow i got you where do you know where it is that's right okay ready yeah [Laughter] anyway you horrible person you beat me to it wow i knew what he was gonna do it's obvious the betrayal cruel was

it even a betrayal like they both had the same idea he kissed me without consent this is a betrayal on you no it's not that part was unscripted because if i were to put that in the script i would put maxum ross passionately kissed right outside hell's kitchen as gordon ramsay watch and criticizes it says right here max and ross make out for five unedited minutes next look out [Laughter] i'm still sick but every time i laugh or talk too much i start calling he choked on some of the food he's going to sue us

i didn't try any food oh my god charlie what do you sell at this fine establishment uh we sell uh beef wellington um for starters we have scallops or p risotto which is uh hello i am jordan ramsey's your food sucks please get a new job no golden ramses i'm bored on ramesses oh you did no jordan ramesses it's an off-brand british version back here oh sorry chef why'd you show me chris time yeah yeah teamwork teamwork well you deserve that one no i didn't i was just i was just helping out uh-huh i was

being helpful as a girl scout that is my duty you're right you're right i didn't say duty i don't know if you needed to blow out your throat with that one though you're killing me please don't say that again yeah i don't know no one say duty please oh no i'm so sorry ross because she said duty all right my friend said you're telling us damn it duty not to say it krista why again uh i thought you were the murderer i was coughing i was dying myself right so if it's not me and it's

not you wait ross where is he dead no he's dead so wait ross accidentally shut yeah i accidentally shot him charlie yeah what's up what do you have to say for yourself you know technically i i'm not a murderer because i haven't murdered anyone you guys are more murderers than i am yeah that's a good point to be fair i did kill russia yeah i did i did kill ross i see the chat i'm so i think we all know what you have to do christa i just killed dan so yeah i deserve it for

killing ross and you killed max didn't you yeah i did i'll take credit for that sounding so happy about it you're really bad at it okay there you go i was lobbing them over well well well here we are again hello heck's kitchen you're a little uh a little late to that just a little bit to put in the crazy orchestra music beforehand he double hockey kitchen i'm going to the very private room i don't think the amount of feces back in that kitchen i don't think you can mess it up anyway what my god

ross are you pooping bath in the sink oh this is nice i'm in the door my reflection is so sexy all right what are you guys looking at we're looking at our reflections yeah our reflections we're really sexy you guys can kill these people did you just not all right my reflection how did you get it she just pushed me out of bed the reflection has a bit of a delay it's a men's dorm i'm going in the women's storm oh don't worry it's late whoa ross you can't do that how did she kick you

out of bed i don't know it happened again how did you do that oh my god it was actually how i'm good at getting people out of bed how does she do that i mean that is true i could attest for that but how are you doing that oh there you go you can do it i won't say nothing i was worried i wouldn't i said i wouldn't say anything i counted [Music] well i'm happy i died with my reflection yeah that we've got a lot a lot of stuff to reflect on all right final

round wait ross ross have you have you got your sound board like active at the moment cool uh could you could you could you follow me yeah thanks could you go in there oh god [Music] charlie what do you want he wants you to shout dude yeah do the god damn it that's it yeah did you wipe intro music chris you're asking a rhetorical question i just i just really i need to know it's the first amendment i don't have to charlie are you i don't know why are these bathrooms really designed to where you

look over the freaking stall i want to look people in the eyes as i i want to watch why everyone died we're doing it in the ladies bathroom krista look you all have you all have separate stalls look ross i'm watching i'm looking wait is that the other bathroom maybe yes that's concerning go get them this is when i was looking up literally pretending to be each other's reflection why did i offer you this uh really cool suite right here no why not no it's free there's nothing in here it's brand new property uh refurbished

new toilet i think i can do this what are you trying there you go see you like it so that's pretty nice god damn it ross you should have known that was gonna happen look you're all in separate stalls it's so cute oh this is a short way to end none of us are in pain [Music] you