Donald Trump is the least shocking human being I've ever come across in my life he is consistently being himself the man is a cliched villain looks like a villain Talks Like a Villain like he looks like he should be in a Scooby-Doo episode I never thought I'd say this but uh Kim Jong-un up against Donald Trump is a strange situation because you don't know who Trevor Noah just Unleashed a roast so brutal even Trump's hairpiece probably felt it he dragged Donald's love for alternative facts melan legendary side eyes and the whole soap opera that is
their public life somewhere in Mara Lago a golf club is being thrown and a truth social meltdown is already Brewing buckle up folks this one's going to be huge week was President Trump's first international trip instead of his visits and uh looking at the effect on us Israel relations everyone was focused on Donald milania relations the thing that got an enormous amount of media attention had to do with Milan Trump the first lady and some video was this an actual slap or did she just pull her hand away she pulled her hand away but I
didn't quite see the contact of a slap wow leave it to Fox News not to recognize what rejection from a woman looks like uh Trevor Noah didn't just roast Donald and Melania Trump he slow cooked them to Perfection seasoned with satire and served them up on a golden PL lad of Comedy his takedown wasn't just another routine jab at the former first couple it was a full-fledged masterclass in comedic Precision with every punchline he sliced through Trump's NeverEnding war on fake news his love affair with alternative facts and his uncanny ability to turn every situation
into a personal grievance every time Donald Trump or Melania speak it seems like they Throwing Shade at each other they're giving a speech but they're actually talking trash about the spouse every time all you have to do is listen to the subtext of what they're saying and she was like as first lady I believe we need to fight against the cyber bullying all of the people on the Twitter who are saying the bad things we need to stop them we need to make sure that they cannot carry on what they're doing and Melania oh Trevor
didn't forget her he painted her as the world's most reluctant first lady the woman who blinked help me in Morse code every time a camera zoomed in on her face he joked about her robotic yet mysteriously Regal presence her B best campaign that inspired absolutely no one and her talent for looking like she's about to vanish Into Thin Air the moment Trump turns his head America's president oh he was even coia yeah you see him when he came out Donald J Trump oh he had all the swag he was like folks we're going to have
it handled in 21 days 21 days the virus will be gone 21 days some are even saying 20 social media did what social media does erupted like a volcano the meme Factory worked overtime turning out gems like Trump furiously typing on his goldplated iPhone and Melania Photoshop into a dramatic Escape scene comment sections turned into digital battlefields where Trump loyalists defended their golden-haired leader with the passion of a medieval night while Trevor's fans lined up to high five each other for witnessing yet another late night Legend moment but the real question remains did Trevor just
make people laugh or did he hit something deeper I feel like Trump would be exactly the same even if he spoke Arabic it would be like the same thing be like [Laughter] because let's be honest Trump lives for feuds especially with celebrities if there's a spotlight a headline or even a whisper of controversy he's diving in like it's a perfectly cooked welldone steak drowned in ketchup his history with late night comedians is a tragic comedy in itself from SNL impersonations that made him rage post at 3:00 a.m. to standup specials that had him calling Hollywood
a disaster Trump has never handled satire with Grace he doesn't laugh at off he throws lawsuits all caps tweets and occasionally a full-blown campaign rally rant where he declares late night hosts unwatchable like the mind of Donald Trump oh the other idea he had for the wall was he said America should build the wall out of solar panels that's what he said he said America should build the wall out of solar panels because that way the wall would generate electricity and pay for itself yeah no I'm not going to lie I'm not going to lie
that's a good idea right it's a good idea unless you know anything about solar panels or the Sun or walls cuz the problem with that idea is that the sun is up uh a solar panel wall is not going to work cuz a wall is like this so technically it's facing down so unless you have like a really swaggy son that's like yeah I shine real low B it's not going to work for you so what happens next Will trump pretend he never saw it while secretly seething will he log on to truth social to
fire back calling Trevor a failed comedian with low ratings while managing to misspell at least two words and Melania let's face it she's probably unbothered sipping imported tea somewhere gazing into the distance contemplating what could have been had she married married a quiet billionaire instead meanwhile the rest of the world is eating this up political satire has always been a thing but Trump era comedy that's a whole new genre late night shows standup specials Tik Tok creators everyone has gotten their fair share of trump material and why because the man writes comedy without even trying
his speeches his reactions his unfiltered statements they're gold for comedians Trevor just did what everyone else has been doing for years except he did it with the Finesse of a Grandmaster chess player moving in for checkmate about him she just says it about whatever he's speaking about and then she just keeps it moving and I like that that the clarification there always have cuz she released the statement and then people were like is Melania going against the president and then released another statement says no this has nothing to do with the president this this has
everything to do with LeBron and how good his school is and I was like really that's that's that's all you're going to say that's all you're going to cuz I was like that that is like that is just a simple that's a woman scorned in a relationship you know what I mean like if you've ever if you've ever grown up in a house where like two adults are fighting that's pretty much what it is like you'll be at dinner I remember my aunt would do that to her husband it's like everyone would be eating something
and then someone would go like what one of my favorite lines was like someone was dishing up some food and then my my uncle was like no no no he's like don't don't put the don't put the gravy on top put it on the side and then my aunt was like yeah he likes things on the [Applause] side and then everyone's just like but here's the real kicker do these jokes actually change anything does another viral moment shift public opinion probably not Trump supporters won't suddenly rethink their allegiance just because Trevor delivered a killer monologue
MAA fans will dismiss it as Hollywood bias while Trump critics will cheer like it's the final scene of a Rocky movie and yet moments like these do matter they fuel discussions they keep the political discourse alive and most importantly they give people an outlet to laugh at the absurdity of it all because let's be real if we didn't laugh at the circus that is modern politics we'd all probably be crying into our coffee so whether this Feud Fizzles out by next week or Trump keeps it alive by ranting about it at his next rally one
thing's for sure Trevor Noah just delivered a comedy Master stroke and if Trump responds well that's just bonus material for the next late night monologue you know you know what I realized like the other day I sing trumps like just catchphrases in my life like their lyrics to songs so I'll just be like sitting by myself in an airport and I'll just be like billions and billions and billions and billions and B and someone woke PA and be like what song is that I'm like oh that's just Trump talking about his money that's it's like
a weird like today he was talking about chain migration that's his big big thing you know and like because he doesn't want to you know pass the government funding bill and he's like chain migration chain migration and like he always it's so like I realized he's doing a bad rendition of like a Bob Marley song it sounds like a reggae song it's just like chain migration chain migration chain migration people change Mig Trevor Noah's takedown of Donald and Melania Trump may have lit up the internet but this wasn't just another comedy segment it was an
entire Moment In The NeverEnding Saga of Trump versus late night television and while the world was still recovering from Trevor's sharp witted roast the Real Entertainment was just beginning because with Trump there's always a second act usually starring himself a social media rant and a completely unnecessary level of drama let's be honest Trump doesn't let things slide if someone so much as breathes in away that doesn't flatter him he takes it personally late night hosts have been poking fun at presidents for decades but Trump treats comedy like a personal betrayal he doesn't have that obama-like
ability to laugh at himself nor does he have the bush era charm of shrugging off criticism no with Trump every joke at his expense is an attack a conspiracy a deep State operation orchestrated by the radical left he's accused of lying about the value of his properties for decades for decades to defraud the banks into giving him better loans right and these are not small amounts they're not small amounts for instance Mar Lago was worth $75 million and what did Trump say was worth $740 million how because I upgraded it folks yeah totally upgraded I
added a rec room it's got a foosball table and everything he also claimed he also claimed that his 11,000 ft apartment was actually 30,000 square ft which was a lie so this man is going to be the first person to ever get in legal trouble for claiming his apartment is a grower not a shower and I've got to say I've got to say it would be so funny if this is what takes Trump down huh can you imagine he Tred to overthrow the government but then they get him for lying about having an inunit washer
dryer it's like that's the thing that locks him up so while Trevor's audience was still wiping away tears of laughter Trump was likely drafting the response maybe he'd take to truth social and unleash one of his legendary rants you know the ones that start with fake news and spiral into a bizarre mix of Grievances self-praise and accusations of election fraud because somehow everything circles back to that or maybe he deny ever seeing Trevor's roast only to accidentally reference it in a press conference 3 days later that's another classic Trump move acting like he's above something
while also obsessing over it so much that he can't stop talking about it and let's not forget the most dramatic possibility a fullon rally response Trump loves using his rallies as his personal therapy sessions airing out grievances like an uncle who's had one too many at Thanksgiving do you feel that you in some way do use mockery fake incredulity incredulity and exaggeration that perhaps you're treading a fine line yourself I don't think so because we are operating in the space of news parody and satire when you talk about fake news the biggest difference is it
never tells you that it is fake news we let you know from the beginning we are on Comedy Central uh I tell you from the very get-go who I am there is no facade the crowd would go wild and just like that Trevor's monologue would be cemented into trumpian history as yet another perceived slight that must be Avenged while Trump is likely fuming pacing back and forth in a golden hotel suite Melania is probably somewhere completely unbothered if there's one thing we've learned about her over the years it's that she has mastered the art of
selective ignorance when asked about controversial topics her responses range from vague onliners I don't focus on the negativity to straight up disappearing from public view she's like the world's most expensive ghost visible when necessary but gone the moment things get too dramatic Trevor's roast likely didn't even register for her maybe someone mentioned it over brunch maybe she saw a headline while scrolling through her phone or maybe she just did what she always does when Trump is in the middle of a scandal pretend none of this exists in the United States of America if you want
to win an election all you need to have is a strange voice simple as that you want to be president of the United States get a strange voice you're done yeah forget policies forget ideas that's boring you come out there with a strange voice the people love it you realize there's been no American president who has a normal speaking voice none Trump that was the weirdest of all every other American president it's predictable you know you understood the EB and flow Trump you never knew what to expect right the volume on his voice all over
the place inflection where it didn't make sense do you know how hard it was to figure out where to put the volume on your TV when watching a speech cuz you wouldn't know what would happen he'd be up there I think as Americans we dry and dry so dry Big Dry all drying and it but I know and I think if we can we can what we won't but we will but maybe but what but the best part the Twitter fights because as expected Trump's supporters weren't laughing while everyone else was enjoying the roast the
Maga faithful were out in full force calling Trevor a woke puppet a liberal hack and my personal favorite a foreigner who doesn't even get America the irony of Trump's supporters suddenly caring about immigrants priceless the comment sections were a battlefield with insults flying faster than Trump throwing paper towels at a hurricane relief effort and in the middle of it all Trevor probably sitting back sipping a drink and watching the chaos unfold of course it didn't stop with Trevor when one late night host takes a swing at Trump the others aren't Far Behind The Late Show
Jimmy Kimmel Live and SNL All jumped in each putting their own spin on the viral moment he's unfit for Trump there's no marble there's no gold where are the woman in bikinis and how would he even get there there's no escalator come on people so the complaint about Trump is that he's unpresidential and it stems from certain statements that he's made when Mexico sends its people they're bringing drugs they're bringing crime they're rapists and some I assume are good people and you know what they say when you assume you're the best at assuming TR TR
Kimel mock Trump's predictable outrage joking that he'll probably try to sue Trevor for defamation and then forget about it halfway through the paperwork Steven Kar suggested that Trump would try to ban Noah from the US you know they're already prepping a sketch featuring another exaggerated Trump meltdown it's the same cycle we've seen for years Trump does something comedians roast him he reacts and then the cycle starts all over again at this point it's basically a scripted TV drama with too many seasons at the end of the day does any of this really change anything probably
not Trevor's roast won't convince Trump's base to abandon him just like Trump's inevitable rage posting won't stop comedians from mocking him and I get if you liked Trump voted for him and you were happy with him that also makes sense to me but there were people who voted for him and then when he did what he did they were like I can't believe he's doing this I can't believe I'm sorry what can you not believe where have you been for the last ever huh I just I didn't think that he would you didn't think he
would what I didn't I didn't think he you didn't think he would what be him there's no surprises with Donald Trump that man didn't change he didn't evolve he is who he what do you mean you're surprised I just thought he would be a better president why what gave you that inclination the man is a cartoon villain he looks like he belongs in an episode of Scooby-Doo like he should be in that lineup but what moments like these do accomplish is keeping the conversation going they remind people of the absurdity of it all they provide
an outlet to laugh in a world where politics often feels like a NeverEnding circus and for Trevor well this is just another highlight in a career built on Sharp observations and fearless comedy Trump may come and go from the political stage but satire that's forever so while Trump prepares his next response while his supporters plot their next Twitter war and while late night hosts gear up for the next round of jokes the rest of us we'll just be here enjoying the show because love him or hate him Trump has given comedians endless material and at
this point the only question left is who's going to roast him next
