all you have to do today is watch and listen when I talk about a strategy packet and then one of those sounds great so although I wish I were here with better news the fact is that you and I are sitting here today because this will be your last week of employment at this company why me what am I supposed to do now am I supposed to feel better than I'm not the only one losing my job this is ridiculous I have been a fine employee for over 10 years and this is the way you
treat me how you sleep at night man huh how's your family they sleeping well at night electricity still on he's still on refrigerator full of food gas tank full of gas going chuck-e-cheese this weekend or something not me no my kids we're not gonna do anything what do you suggest I tell them perhaps you're under estimating the positive effect that your Career Transition can have on your children the positive effect make about 90 grand a year now unemployment is what 250 bucks a week is that one of your positive effects well we'll get to be
cozier because I'm not gonna be able to pay my mortgage on my house or maybe we can move into a nice [ __ ] one-bedroom apartment somewhere and I guess without benefits I'll be able to hold my daughter as she you know suffers from her asthma that I won't be able to afford the medication for well tests have shown that children under moderate trauma have a tendency to apply themselves academically as a method of coping go [ __ ] yourself that's what my kids will think the children's admiration is important to you yeah yeah it
was well I doubt they ever admired you Bob hey [ __ ] aren't you supposed to be consoling me I'm not a shrink Bob I'm a wake up call you know why kids love athletes no cuz they screw lingerie models no that's why we love mathletes kids love athletes because they follow their dreams well I can't dunk no but you can cook what are you talking about your resume says that you minored in French culinary arts most students that we're gonna fryer at KFC but you bussed tables and he'll pick a door to support yourself
and then you get out of college and you come and you work here how much did they first pay you to give up on your dreams 27 grand a year and when were you gonna stop and come back and do what makes you happy good question I see guys who work at the same company for their entire lives guys exactly like you they clock in they clock out and they never have a moment of happiness you have an opportunity here Bob this is a rebirth if not for you do it for your children you
