-Yo! -Hey! Good afternoon, bro.
Could you help an artist? No change, but I can give you something more valuable. Any coins, snacks, I'll take it.
I'll give you constructive criticism. You're in your comfort zone. You're in a comfortable place.
Don't be boring, throwing the ball up in the air, because it will take you nowhere. I give you a 6. You came criticize my performance?
I'm not criticizing, I'll tell you something: We're in 2022, today Cirque du Soleil charges popular prices, you throw a lemon, a tennis ball, up in the air, we don't care. If Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel today, he'd have about 20 likes. People would say, "I've seen this before".
Bro, here's what, if you want to help me, give me 2 bucks, and we'll save time. I can give you 2 bucks, and you'd still be this useless person, not even fit to join a travelling circus. I can give you 2 bucks like everyone else, but has anyone told you your wrist can't grab the 3rd ball?
That you throw the 1st ball well, the 2nd safely, the 3rd one you grab with a weak wrist. Your supporting leg doesn't go forward. I've worked here for years, people know me here, everybody who stops says "very good".
With the money I get here I pay the bills. I don't want you to pay the bills. I want you to travel abroad, I want you to pay other people's bills, I want you to think ahead.
You know Pixuleco, who worked there? He couldn't get a cent, and I told him, "you have a future". Today he's three streets back, juggling on the unicycle on a slack-line, spitting fire.
And what was he doing before? Mime. Which is the lowest level you can go.
He left the 'mimicry' and today is making real money. He's tripled his income. -It was you who helped him?
-I helped him. Do you remember him? I do.
We even collected some money to buy him makeup and shit. He's at the 3rd street, back there, where traffic is much worse. But people prefer to face the traffic to see Pixuleco than going home faster.
So give me some tips to I see if I can improve. The first thing is to put down the tennis ball. Nobody gives a shit about tennis since Guga retired, so nobody is interested in tennis.
Maybe bowling pins. I'd do it with a living animal, something like that. Let me tell you, you have a magician feel.
You have a skillful hand, big magician's hand. Put it here. -Magician's hand.
-Is that so? Want to learn a trick? I'll teach you real quick.
-I do. -Do you have 2 bucks? Give me 2 bucks.
-This is 2 bucks. -Yes. Step back to see.
Far away because it's an optical illusion. -Here? -Further away.
-Get the fuck back. -Here? Here?
Yeah, motherfucker. In the detergent, always put two spoons of coffee grounds, two sunflower seeds and linseed oil because then it gives it a. .
. But make circular motions, circular, counterclockwise. Always counterclockwise.
Perfect. And with the squeegee. .
. How do you do it? No, that's wrong.
It's from the bottom. That's what nobody knows. When it makes noise it's working.
