MÉNAGE

-Darling? -Hm? -There's something I'd like to talk to you about.

-What is it? -Remember that one time I told you. .

. that we could spice up our relationship a bit? -Well, I think I know what we can do.

. . -And how is that?

-I think I know what it could be. . .

but do you promise not to think less of me for it? -Why would I think less of you? What turns you on will turn me on too.

-Aw that`s so cute, darling. - So. .

. I thought we could try out a threesome. -Threesome?

What's that about? -Threesome. .

. you know. .

. . you remember George?

-You tramp, you slut, whore, you god damn shameless harlot, you depraved immoral HBO-watching strumpet -. . .

getting your filthy Game of Thrones disgusting mentality of doing orgies, this is something for sluts -. . .

why don't we go ahead and get half a dozen folks and have a full-on orgy, that's life for you isn't it, just a big orgy, that wretched filth! -I knew it, I knew you wouldnt like it, I'm so sorry - How the fuck am I supposed to like that whorishness - I don't know what I was thinking, what went through my head, it's just that I think George's sister is so hot - George's what what -I'm sorry so sorry -Wait what -Im sorry baby so sorry, it's just nonsense from my head - There's no nonsense here, no nonsense whatsoever there's a fact here that requires some study, some dialogue if there's something that crossed your mind and needs to be said! -Oh God I'm so ashamed - There's no shame here, hang on a second -You must hate me, I know it -Hey I don't hate anybody I love you, more than anything, I've never loved anyone like I love you, you're the person I loved the most in my entire life, so hang on , what's this about, what I want is to understand, for us as a couple as people who are together, I want to have a better comprehension of what you're talking about `cause I think that when you were talking, a truck drove by, something drove.

. . there was a noise.

. . this ruckus .

. . and I didn't quite catch the whole thing there -Well, you know George's sister?

-Sure, yes, Renata, that little sweetheart , sexy minx, that cute thing sure yes sure I do -Well so, I talked to her and asked if she'd be into. . .

fucking us - Oh sweet God -But I can sort this out I'll just cancel it. . .

- Ain't no cancelling nothing! Calm yourself! What's this?

! - What is it with you Rita? We're gonna talk this through, calmly, and try to get to the bottom of all this - But it's not a good idea.

. . .

it's just not right - It's not a good idea, no, wonderful, you're not like this. . .

There's no such thing as right or wrong, these are just social conventions, from this post-capitalist society of ours - Fine but there's an issue with it though - What issue? I don't see an issue there - There's a but - There`s no but there at all - She said she'd only agree to it if she could get some butt action - By all means, that can be arranged - But I explained to her you're not into it - What do you mean I don't like ass action, I love it -Nobody here has issues with the butthole, who said anything about buttholes? The butthole is a beautiful thing, it's a part of life - The butthole is a body part, an erogenous zone, but that's not what this is about.

I'm not concerned with Renata's butthole, what I'm sure is a nice pink sweet little ballon knot, beautiful little asshole, real work of art, untouched and read to be ravaged, none of that What i'm talking about now is your happiness, your fulfillment -So you agree to letting her fuck your ass? - Fuck my ass, say what, what, come again? nooo.

. what, what I agree to is. .

. noo. .

. . - My asshole I can't cause of my sciatica, that thing with the malformed vertrebrae, this is only for after the Olympics and such only then can I think of that but for now I'm thinking of your asshole, her asshole - Oh God, maybe we should just forget about this!

- There will be no forgetting this idea! An idea is a thing that comes to us in raw form, and then we work with it, shape it, and then it's a diamond So you hold on to that idea - I'm just not so sure about it - You need to free yourself, Rita! Allow yourself!

In life , you're born, then you die, and in between those you allow yourself your joys - I think I'll just watch , then - You can watch, you can join in, do what you damn well please, to me this is all about you, I want you to be fulfilled - Alright I think I'll just give up on this, I'll call her now. . .

- You're not g-. . .

gimme the damn phone Rita! - Get a grip, Rita! calm the fuck down!

Focus, Rita. I'm trying to keep a cool head over here, cause you're going crazy over there If this is what you want, then this is what you shall have. Fuck me, alright?

I don't matter. This is the time. This is the deal.

Let's fuck this hot jailbait's ass . . .

but don't you think that this is where this ends. You`re gonna owe me big for this. You're gonna owe me for this favor.

Go ahead and call Renata now. Tell her to bring some lube.