HISTÓRICO DE PUNHETA

Just thinking here. . .

When-- What's that? ! Stop the engines, the geenie has landed.

Geenie, geenie, geenie! Geenieeeee! Bia, I'm here for you.

You can ask for anything, the sky's the limit. -Girl, he's a geenie. -He's not, he's homeless He has no lamp, he's homeless.

Hey, hey! Come back. He won't let you go.

Turn back both of you, quiet. Quiet because I am a geenie, my dear. You're not keeping up with geenie news, you don't know what it's like nowadays.

There's no more rubbing the lamp. That's old-fashioned. Today I'm biodegradable, sustainable, and vegan.

I don't use lamps. So, Bia, I'll honor your wish. Please ask!

He knows your name. -Any wish? -Anything you want.

I wish. . .

I want to know who's ever jerked off thinking about me. Are you nuts? That's good.

That's it. Excuse me for a moment. I know he said your name, but if that's true, you can ask for anything, you can be rich now, ask to fly, ask for a cure for cancer.

Are you nuts, nuthead? Girl, I can't help myself, that's eating me up, screwing with my mind. I can't sleep, I can't shower, I only think about who jerks off thinking about me.

I just listen to the noise, girl. Guys, time's running. -Will that be it?

-Yes. So get ready. Kidding, woman.

Wait a minute. Where's the list. .

. Here. This one.

. . Bia.

Not this one. . .

. . .

that one. . .

No, this one is Alessandra Negrini's. Don't worry, that's it, yours is good, it's average. Just yesterday, I handed out two post-its.

Girl, look who jerked off thinking about me? Guilherme, my ex, at 6:30 a. m.

I thought that Guilherme didn't care about me anymore. -And he doesn't care. -What do you mean?

That was him at a fertility clinic, he had to jerk off at 6:30 a. m. , and only had your 3x4 photo in his wallet.

One of you wearing a white blouse. Serginho, 120 handjobs. Who's Serginho?

Your teenage neighbor. God, I saw that boy grow up. And he did grow up!

He grew. . .

Renato. I don't know who he is. Cláudio.

I don't know who he is. Tadeu. The only Tadeu I know is my brother-in-law.

I'm here to be a geenie, not to judge anyone. That's surprising, woman. Mr Antonio.

-Your doorman? -My doorman. He did 28 handjobs.

How am I going to look at him? No one can tell with that mustache. Who is Mahara 111?

98 times? Your Indian follower. You've paid for followers, I know.

-I've paid? ! -You have!

-That's really dirty. -As ugly as. .

. Girl! William B.

. . William Bonner, William Bonner?

! -Willian Bonner? -Willian Bonner.

At 7:50 a. m. !

You were going jogging on Wednesday wearing. . .

I know. . .

. a red top. I saw him staring.

William Bonner. I saw him, he passed by and. .

. That gray hair. .

. It's a whole magical world of people who keep thinking about me. It's a whole new experience, when you start to get into it.

. . There's more there?

No, I think that's it. Thanks. No, there's more.

-I want to see all of them. -No, stop. -Stop it.

-No, girl. It's my thing. Okay, I'll stop.

-Let me see. -Girl! -Let me see.

-It's mine! I don't want to know. Mateus?

-My Mateus? -It's another Mateus, girl. Your Mateus.

I've even added his ID. Girl, listen to me. Sometimes he was drunk, he wasn't well.

He was sober. -That's 82 times. -Friend.

. . That's 83, he did it again this morning.

What. . .

Stay with Mateus, stay with that. . .

. . .

homeless there. Fuck you. Isa, come back here.

Isa, it was him who did it, not me! Shut up. Here, go ahead, I'm interested.

There's this other one, I don't know who he is. Geenie, 13 times. How's that possible if we met today?

Remember your nephew's party? -Alladin? -I'm a freelancer.

-Hello, my darling! -Damn! Fernando, tell me something, this handjob now is for Rogério from the administration, or Sandra from HR?

Sandra from HR. Sandra from HR, 7:30 a. m.

I knew it. Earlier it was for Jessica from IT, right? Good.

Go ahead. I'll just make a note, Sandra. .

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