Luana, Cintia. . .
Hey, do you need some help? Looking for something special? -I'm looking for my name on the can.
-Oh, cool! What's your name? -It's Kellen.
-Kellen? No. .
. Kellen it's bad. It's a shitty name.
There's none -What do you mean? -Coke doesn't use slutty names. Brigitte, Sheila, I've never seen those.
Are you nuts? Are you crazy? Oh, okay.
Kellen is fine, then. Now Kellen is a cool name. Kellen is a biblical name, as in Christ's mother.
Kellen is bad. I'm Welersson. Therefore, I'm not looking for my name on the can because I know Welersson is a shitty name, I'm aware of that.
Fine, Welersson, but I found a Kelly. If they have Kelly they might have my name. Kelly is a name, Kellen is a shitty derivation of it.
It's bad. Because of two letters, your dad cursed you for life. Okay, thanks.
I'm gonna keep looking for it 'cause I know I'm gonna find it. . .
No, you won't find it. If you want, you can look through Mr Pibb's deals. It's similar but with shitty names.
Like Samila. There's Tabata, a very nice one. It has some misspelled names.
Craudio. . .
There's one that I like a lot. Grory. I got Grory for my mom.
If you don't find it on the Mr Pibb ones, Sunkist's offer is gonna be your thing. Guys! I'm gonna get the Mr Pibbs because we ran out of Cokes, okay?
Who asked for beverages? Samila? Samila.
. . Got it.
I got one for Craudio. Did Kreber ask for one? Kreber did.
. . Tabata did too.
Neguima. . .
Who else, guys? Oh, Grory! Grory did.
Shana. . .
