Those People That Constantly Talk to the TV

you you got all right time for a break you look just like your father [Music] thanks look Caleb there's something I need to tell you what is it why would you do that turn it back you wasn't even watching turn it back what the hell I can't talk to anyone about us what's going on I just feel like a freak you know what the hell did I just say you were literally sleeping do it look like I'm sleep to you it definitely sound like it what the hell does that mean if you think I snow

I don't snow you need to go and get your [Music] ears hey look the whole neighborhood is fed up the noise is going to have to stop did you just break through my window okay you worried about the wrong thing find a volume on your mommy Dad don't make this have to come back in again [Music] us [Music] God [Music] damn [Music] I'm sorry he just huh I'm not playing these [Music] games now so this the place uh yeah let's go around the back door around back why we go around back don't you got a

key to the front door this is your house right yeah I just been meaning to get a new key mine isn't really work that well anymore you know hm all right it is so I just been going through this window instead huh okay um is this window at least open for us to get in nice mask that's so funny so is it open no so how the hell do we get in that's easy brick I know you're not about to throw that through your window I'm not you are say what hold up how else will

we get to the money on the dresser that I owe you if we don't do this but I'm just not understanding why I have to throw the brick through your window like why can't you do it cuz you're way stronger than me always have been you got straight A in gym class CRA wait you talking about a middle school of course when else did we go to the same school that was 15 years ago and I never catch an a& gy Ever which which means you must be more skilled than I am you know what

you may have a point and you said you don't have a key I at all all right give me to break a stand back please man watching this show just pisses me off cuz how naive can you be bro wearing a sorty color of mask but you don't know that he's trying to set you up oh my God Jen stop hanging with this man damn he stupid what did you [Music] say repeat what did you just say what the hell did you say he just going to keep saying the same thing over and over this

is lazy writing I'm changing the current weather report in Washington DC is 43° and as you can see as the day goes on it'll only get cooler from here on out so make sure you're going outside nice and buned up damn what are y'all doing bring back the warm weather why is it going to be so cold I don't make the weather dummy I just recorded you think I'm out here controlling the weather no I'm just telling you what it is who's the target audience for this why is he yellow I'm talking to you dud

it on the couch St let me do my job it's almost like he's talking to me I'm a dud it on the couch I am talking to you guy in the black with the uneven dreads and a starp chin stop looking around I said stop looking around sh and now for the weekly report it looks like you'll be around average of 46° with a slight chance it's a very close game today ain't it Bobby indeed it is Corel with the Westside chicken tender sitting at eight points as the Uptown lawn chairs aren't that much further

ahead with 74 points it's really anyone's game now oh he takes the shot a damn I could have made that shot do it I'm trying take the ball cuz I hear people like you all the time I stay quiet but I'm fed up I want to see why they should have pick you instead of picking me even though I've been playing this all my life and all you've been doing is putting an ENT on that couch what the hell is going on all right we got to keep the game rolling reset sorry I had to

let him know why you let him know so good oh and we're back on Bobby yes indeed we are Cornell it was nice to see him get his rage out oh he takes another shot a I dare you say something I know you want to I promise you you don't like me now ain't going to like me if you do this look I'm trying please be gentle just give it up oh not playing these game clear Why Stop Now what the hell did you call me damn are y'all still talking to me they never stop

talking to I never stopped talking to you what did you say just say it again what did you say what the hell did you say I know you're there answer me this show went downhill after season 2 huh just tell him please come on what did you say fine look all I said was you're stupid as hell for not knowing he's trying to set you up damn that's what you said no about that you told me to say brother no shut up we don't even know what he's talking about but why would he say you're

trying to set me up we don't even know this guy why would you believe him I don't know maybe you know something I don't know okay if I'm trying to set you up then he knows something I don't know maybe you're right I'm sorry you know I love you brother e brother that's not your brother Monte stop lying Jaden y'all never been Brothers y'all never will be we're not Brothers seriously and now it's time for our favorite segment the afternoon traffic report as you can see if you're taking a commute when 86 today there is

very little to no traffic today like nobody's out driving so it's going to be nothing but a smooth sell for you that's false it's Rush Hour this has to be old footage it is breaking news if you see this malnourished fyed weirdo stay far away from him and if you know him unfriend him he thinks he knows everything and he believes he could do my job way better than I can who get Chang in the camera and now it's my turn and I'm going to use a picture instead he also think he can do my

job better than I can and he don't be out here hooping 245 like me so if you see this man destroy his cable box he don't deserve [Music] it shut the up you messing up my do my job me like seriously I need some days off so that guy out there has throwing off the whole show so I'm just going to talk to you about something important man and man non-scripted okay I think they're back to normal they're not focused on me oh my God just sit here and shut the hell up just keep this

between us if no one else is going to tell you I will your breath has been suplexing the mess out of my five senses like I can't even hear properly right now that's how bad it is have you ever been introduced to toothpaste damn I apologize I'm sorry you had to go through that you said it's called toothpaste how you spell that yeah that's t o o t h y look out behind you turn around okay you can stop oh you right my fault what that time I was helping he's been doing this shut your

mouth I deal with him how are you doing this you want to do this well let's do this put these on seems like this only to do this you want to keep on talking well back I'm about to do everybody a fa feeling so terrif feeling so terrific D I got more flow Pacific feeling so gigantic feel so TI