Johnny Going Through the Airport

huh I'm not playing these [Music] games make sure you have your board pass and I ready checking in correct okay board passing ID please oh yeah give me a second what did I just say make sure you have your board and passing ID ready I wasn't talking to you lny oh my fault ah found her here you go it's a temporary ID thank you so where are we heading today home okay you're good thank you so I'll we checking in the bag today of course okay put it on the scale for me please sure that

should be easy enough [Music] on you okay Jesus you need help you got it okay done ah wonderful well it seems like your bag is a little overweight um can you fit anything in your carrying oh I'm not really worried about it being overweight I mean here we usually do free check-in bags but overweight bags are going to cost you $2,500 $2500 yes absolutely let me check if there's any space in my back you can look away if you want to I'm fine I got nothing else to do huh yeah I think I'll just pay

the fee all right Cash Card Card of course got you all right here's your receipt you can head on out have a safe FL thank you all right help me lift this I'm going to get this side okay I got you all right remember to lift with your back okay wait don't you mean leg one three one 2 3 [Music] dam next all right next come on through all right get your ass out of there make sure to take everything out of your pants there should there should be nothing in your pockets didn't you hear

him say empty your pockets what are you talking about there's nothing in my pockets what the hell is this look obviously I can't see what's on your screen but I promise you there is nothing in my pockets right now hey do me a favor step out here real quick all right I'm get out of there now damn St still see I told you nothing was there all right bet let me check what the hell hey wa sh out I'm just doing my job I'm just doing my now what the hell is this what l there

should be nothing in your pocket oh my bad I'm sorry I didn't empty my pocket l oh you think this is it come here then what is this what is this hey stop take all my pocket he said nothing in your packet I can't take out my pocket oh you one of those you don't want to listen now step to the side hell no I got to fight the you're so strong now I said St you see what you made me do now you're not going anywhere going now get him out of here huh what

next let me double check something real quick all right let's keep the line moving sir you can move one up I mean does it really matter he's still in the body scanner and I kind of just want to stay with my bag so you still be with your bag we just need you to move on up I just don't want to overexert myself and I feel like that's a lot of extra work for nothing all right well screw your bag hey I go to the back of the line you can't be serious put back make

sure your pockets are empty Electronics come out of your bag jackets off belts off and and shoes oh oh I'm aware I can I please talk to you privately real quick no you may not shoes oh now I know that's what I want to talk to you about you can talk to me afterwards now take them all about this let me just whisper something in your ear all right give me them Li I shoes off I mean it now take [Applause] [Music] [Music] them [Music] [Music] [Music] there serious are you all right come on out

what's under your hair yeah I'm going to need you to take off the wig all right yeah you can't bring food through here I'm sorry but I'm going have to confiscate that slice [Music] [Music] hey what suitcase is [Music] this that's a lot of diso he that's not that bad damn you know what I think I think that bag belongs to the same person that owns this [Music] bag the holes is this why y'all all looking at me I want to know whose bag this is too this this is crazy isn't it like there's no

way this could be me right h i see now why do you have so much this on damn you're nosy it's our job to be nosy now answer the question he like the guy from the mouth problems you know the ones I'm talking about right yeah you mean the if Johnny had 13 bottles of dis open one yeah exactly yeah that was like my favorite one growing up iconic hey what's your name say your name Johnny I told you yo you got to sign my [Applause] Dr so does this mean I get the progress my

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