[Music] jet wrong Chet wrong here with the wrong way to do Agile today retrospectives a good way to start your retrospective is to identify the scapegoat somebody hasn't been pulling their weight and by identifying the weakest link you make the other team members feel better about themselves remember a retrospective is not a dialogue it is a monologue so sit back and listen while the loudest team member tells you what went wrong hey what's going on you guys from msel don't worry I'll talk slowly oh am I right am I right but really what's the deal
with the design team I mean come on am I right am I right take detailed notes of All the items discussed and make clear action items for future Sprints then destroy this document to ensure that nobody ever learns from it after all it is only a team building exercise should not be taken seriously and that's the wrong way to do retrospectives [Music]