“I’ve Never Seen My Neighbors Bring in Groceries”

before this video starts I just wanted to give a little bit of context so y'all can understand the idea I was going for so nobody's confused because I made this video and I'm confused okay so basically I've never seen my neighbors bringing groceries and look I don't know how everybody else is living but this is something I've never witnessed before like it just doesn't exist but they gotta be eating snacking at least because they still be around surviving because we need food to survive I'll be going outside to be seeing me see them maybe hit

me with a smile in a nice little neighborly head knot you know that means they will nourish I mean obviously they're eating but my question is is it grocery store food that's what I'd be eating I gotta eat every day or I cease to exist no more meat I ain't got no fat to live off of don't act surprised y'all knew this we're well aware I know they're not overeating every day or going out to eat that's a hell healthy most likely you got neighbors most likely so you're open to have an opportunity to see

them bring in the groceries but night not a single time have I ever seen that hello don't get me wrong I'm not one of those nosy neighbors that be looking outside my window because I ain't got nothing else to do trying to scope out the neighborhood and get every individual person's routine down I got a life and I get I'm a homebody I don't like to leave the house but I need the house sometimes I do stuff and on those rare occasions is that I do stuff I have never seen a singular person go from

the car to the house car to the house car to the house with groceries and heads or at least playing that dangerous game where they're one trip and all the groceries you know bringing them in all at once we all been there come on now look me personally I go grocery shopping probably once a week maybe once every two weeks so with that math if I was trying to catch One Singular neighbor trying to bring in groceries that's gonna be kind of hard but when you live on the street with 60 plus houses a hundred

plus people and not seeing a singular person up the street or down the street bringing in groceries that's kind of ridiculous what kind of simulation is this and now we're in the living room and without spoilers I would like to say this video is in a point a view of me trying to bring in the groceries but some magical force keeps trying to stop me basically but I hope you enjoy it huh I'm not playing these games [Music] foreign [Music] oh what you got there neighbor are you talking about the bags I have oh these

right here these are called gross oh hey neighbors hello again what the hell is going on foreign [Music] God I'm so confused wait a minute it's KB [Music] go ahead no no it can't be okay oh what is happening foreign I don't want him to see what I have anyways he's nosy so I can wait he's going to be going in soon right patient file some taxes or something oh my God bro he's gone I gotta hurry that's weird it's four o'clock already [Music] okay just chill I can do this I don't know why I'm

in such a damn rush to get into the house knowing I ain't got nothing to do I'm comfortable all I gotta do is wait for him to come out check the mail and then he's gonna go right back inside of the house I could just sit here and relax and listen to some music or something to pass the time [Music] oh my God [Music] he's doing it okay wait this is good okay come back out to get the mail and then I can finally bring in the ground why bro what is he doing he's creating

fashion while the mail is full that's the priorities in order look I've been out here for way too long let's grab the badge of one what bro what is he doing why are they doing that leave me alone I'm not playing these games what do you gain from this [Music] it's go time hey neighbor I think you got some of your milk neighbor I got this hey I think you got some mail of mine okay let me check so I believe I have some important bills in here so please don't okay now all I gotta

do is wait for him to complete his little clothing line and then they're distract him with a lovely phone call I already got the mail so ain't no reason for him to stop me all right foreign [Music] get over there [Laughter] [Music] okay I'm done playing that's fine with me I just wait until night I don't mind good night iceberg what time is it damn it's late damn y'all still back there all right we should be good by now right yeah we good yeah okay let's sneak y'all up out of here okay nice and quietly

I don't want to alarm anybody okay slowly [Music] is this some type of game what is this [Music] okay neighbor [Music] bro how do you beat this you know the hell you mean you don't you don't know four years for what no I ain't got it all but how I'm not up in your league I am not the one that she certainly not but me she's like bro you got the hoes but I guess I cannot agree she say she not for me and Versace not for me I know