now now little Timmy you know better than to steal cookies from the cookie jar you know I never told you this but if little children eat cookies before dinner time they spoil their appetite uh and bat wings will Sprout from their eyeballs and they will fly away into the sun where they will explode hot take of the day I think lies they're bad if you lie to somebody there stands a chance that you could really hurt them Bud go over there don't worry it's safe why would you do but sometimes kids can be unruly and
I'm not a parent so I don't know what's considered good parenting and bad parenting but sometimes as kids to keep the peace we were lied to and I think about that sometimes at least for the lies that I was told when I was a kid it I think it's mostly fair but uh come here I got to show you something really quick this video is sponsored by Opera browser are you looking for a cool browser packed with features but wouldn't you know Opera browser is a browser that has features are you like me and have
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told if I keep making that face it will stick that way I remember at the time I was harassing my mom while she was making us dinner mom mom mom you got to be careful cuz if you keep um making that face it'll stick that way I didn't believe this lie but I should have I am very gullible and believe most things I would say 45% of my working memory misinformation but either way in my opinion this lie is fine I admittedly was being a walking headache and this lie really isn't that damaging unlike some
other folklore Tales like little German boys being told not to put your fingers in pie or else you're going to be taken away by a monster oh my go a long l long time ago there was a time where back lit things didn't exist or were at least very rare and if you were in a car on a road trip and wanted to read some spooky goosebumps you would need an overhead light I remember lots of times on road trips I wanted to play Pokemon on my game boy but I didn't have any backlit stuff
as many kids my age I too wanted to be a Pokemon Master obliterate every enemy I could with my team okay I'm ready to battle to do any of this I needed light a simple thing to come by these days but at that time I had none there's this thing I used to have that was like a just a little spiral light that would connect to the Game Boy just be like a lamp a literal lamp shown on the screen can't remember if I just didn't have it at the time or it broke but either
way I needed the top light so I turned it on and then my dad turns it off apparently as my dad put it it was illegal I remember thinking of course I can't turn that on now if I did then we would get pulled over and then my dad would be put in jail and then I would have to drive and we all know how that would go I'm a Pokemon Master not a NASCAR driver come on and I didn't have a job so how am I supposed to post bail sorry Dad my only option
was to wait to look out the window and pretend little guy's running around and dodging all the stuff that we're driving past how's he doing that but as you may expect if you look at the law there's nothing in here about inner car lights on at night being illegal my dad only said this because it was simply hard to see at night which is honestly Fair even though I was fighting the biggest criminal organization in the history of mankind in Pokemon I do know now it's harder to see when the inner lights are on I
didn't understand at the time how important visibility was however I would learn how very vital it is years later while I tempted to get my own license do you need sunglasses no I'm fine now I understand kids tend to pee in pools just the way things are I don't make the rules this can become a problem when you try to teach a bunch of them how to swim so when I was in swimming class before we started at all our swimming instructor told us if you pee in the pool it'll react with a chemical in
the pool and turn it red and so everyone will know that you peed in the pool and that you're a pool peer hey this guy pees in pools give me that give me the pool Nole bad and up to that point I had been being in the pool used to be so vile I'm sorry to admit that but as a kid I was just like well if fish can do it oh dude e come on man my kids's in this Lake it's very selfish to be in the pool you ruin the pool for everyone it's
like everybody's having a soup and everybody's really excited to eat the soup and then you throw a bunch of spice in the soup and you're just like oh no that's just for me don't worry just going to mix that up a little bit now looking back I'm glad that I was lied to cuz I stopped peeing a pools right away who knew lies could be so effective on an unrelated note did you know not subscribing to this channel in 24 hours gives you scurvy just saying okay so when I was was recording this earlier I
was going to say a thing about how Lifesavers are with candy that helps prevent kids from choking because the little hole in the center but did you know that's also a myth I was told that the inventor designed the candy like that because his kid choked down candy and he didn't want other kids to befall the same fate and that's also why it's called lifes Savers because it's saving lives turns out that's wrong he just wanted to make a candy that looked like Lifesaver buoys that's it it's just kind of disappointing why not make candy
of something cool like me they say that cracking your knuckles ruins your hands but I've been cracking my knuckles for years and look at how they turned out does this look broken or mangled to you H take a close look your skin is really soft could you stop I was always so worried about cracking my Knuckles because I would often hear people say you're going to get arthritis if you keep doing that I don't want arthritis I need my hands but unfortunately became a habit so I did it a ton then I started to crack
my my ankles my elbows my back my sternum somehow my neck it was getting out of control so I was worried about the future of my hands but as I was worrying research was being conducted about the correlation between arthritis and cracking your fingers and they found no correlation which means I don't have to better myself nor my bad habits yay I think what was really going on here is maybe parents thought it was really nasty whenever their kids cracked their Knuckles which is fair it's pretty gross and then just told them they need to
stop because of health reasons but also if you think about it it just kind of makes sense it doesn't seem like a healthy thing to do maybe one day my fingers will just fall off only time will tell anyway lies are bad but when I look back on it maybe not all lies were bad and maybe it was just people trying to guide me along a better path in life which is kind of sweet thanks for watching and don't forget to lie to everyone okay bye
