you know really peeves me the Freak off several things like slime and ASMR videos and other things that I'll go over with you give me the napkin is it still there you still got it on it's still there a little bit did I get it no there's still some yeah all good yep perfect pet peeves the things that no matter how mundane PE peeve you off they just peeve you I consider myself a go with the flow kind of guy but sometimes there's things there's just a couple things that really peeve me off I don't
know if anybody else is with me on this because it seems to be a very popular thing but one of the top things that gets my goat slime this kind of hurts my eyes a little bit when I was younger I got a gift and because I am a boy uh it's slime you know you get boys gross bugs make a bug from the think I fell into that category and so I was gifted slime one day I played with it for like I don't know a little bit and not even after a minute or
two of playing with it my hands were filled with like this weird texture it was like an oily texture whatever else I was touching was also getting oily and then the Slime itself was attracting all kinds of hair and dust it was disgusting and it was like 2 minutes I don't want to play anymore and now I can't stand slime when I see people make those satisfying slime videos it just throws me into a deep and terrible rage anytime I see I just think of like sticky hair and oily texture I don't know what's going
on in my brain that makes me mad but when I see it it makes me mad I get angry I don't like slime and besides I'm more of a mood and sand kind of guy anyway is it not just the better of the two would you rather play with soft silky Beach like sand or icky oily gross sticky Bo snot toy something wrong with your kid anyway moving on I'm glad that we can all agree that I'm right next up is ASMR I get it there's some people that listen to it and they love it
The Sound goes in into the brain and it gives it a little tickle and it makes it feel good I get that but for some reason it feels the opposite for me oh stop it I think it's like a personal space thing ASMR makes it feel like somebody's right up in my bubble and I don't like that I like my personal space I like me a good amount of air between me and people don't touch me if I'm on a plane and your legs are touching my legs I won't say anything cuz I'm pretty non-confrontational
but I'll be upset about it next up on the list a pet peeve I think everybody can agree on this video is sponsored by n VPN e how' you do that word VPN is a virtual private Network that keeps you safe online pretend for a moment that this fist is the inter internet can you pretty good there but with nordvpn you can protect yourself from malicious ads nasty malware and that ominous floating Fist from earlier not to mention all those pesky trackers trying to collect your precious data you can also install nordvpn on your phone
your tablet Bob's phone Bob anywhere that you need additional protection use promo code Ice Cream Sandwich to get nordvpn's 2-year plan plus four additional months for free it's risk-free with nord's 30-day money back G thanks nordvpn for sponsoring this video there's another thing that peeves me off that I'm tired of being quiet about and something needs to be said one moment look at these two burgers observe how easy it is to eat this regularized normal Burger see relatively easy now try this it's messy it's bigger than your mouth it falls apart easily isn't that the
worst it's okay I've been there buddy I don't like food that I physically have to crush with my hands to be able to eat it I think there should be a law that prohibits Burgers from being bigger than the average human mouth size which is about 2.2 in which is around the width of three human fingers take your fingers out of your mouth would you be excited to eat a hot dog that required you to unhinge your mouth to eat I don't think so I think the rule of dumb is if your burger needs a
stick to stay together maybe it's time to go back to the drawing board people who say short instead of average height like people are tall or short and somehow there's no room for average what you're always hot or cold and there's no warm fast or slow full or hungry day or night is your world so rigid that you are bound by the rule of black and white will you give no time for the Brilliance of the sunset to dance on the stage of the Horizon I'm 5'9 and that's short to you it's average imagine what
house you could build with hundreds of millions of dollars beautiful marble gorgeous St statues water features with that much money you should be able to make something really amazing with a lot of good taste well I found a place that's somehow the opposite I was on Zillow trying to find the most expensive place to live in New York no I am not procrastinating it's important research anyway I found this one look at how unfinished it looks it looks bad can you guess how much this mension costs $125 million isn't that insane you know like wood
at Home Depot that's like not finished or part of any complete project that's what this place looks like it's like a table where they you got all the parts but never finished them I'm not mad that the house looks bad I'm mad that the house looks this bad with so much money behind it how can you be so rich and make such a bad interior it's offensive let's put this into perspective rich people can buy crazy things like F1 fighter jets and racetracks and probably us crying orb but then they go and get this it
just doesn't add up and it makes me pretty mad like if you're going to have a bad house it should at least be cheap it's like spending millions of dollars on a party on the moon and then you bring out the dessert and it's yogurt just plain yogurt why ruin the million dooll party with yogurt I can only assume whoever owns this house just wanted to feel something they've experienced so much opulence and extravagance that this disgusting violent interior is the only thing that's made them feel anything in years next up the craft maced cheese
boxes bring in exhibit a as you can see here there is a nice perforated Edge designed for the user to easily access the mac and cheese and cheese dust within perfect it will make opening it so much easier except it doesn't and and every time I want a bowl of Mac I end up just crutching the box and I feel stupid okay here I go perfect it's so incredibly pointless I'm having a hard time believing it's a real machine making these perforated edges probably just a guy at the end of the production line making indents
in the boxes with his fingernails cuz he thinks it's like helpful or something well it isn't I even if it was there's an entire bag of cheese dust in there that needs to be extracted it's not going to fit through that tiny hole just just copy cereal boxes they figured it out and you could do the same thing probably there's this thing that gets my goat so bad when I'm on a walk with Ria and we're having a great time I'm taking in the nature she's sniffing around we come across a lawn that she's already
been walking in with a tiny little usually green sign that says this lawn has been chally treated keep children and pets off until dry why is that sign so small tiny clearly the chemical that is treating the lawn is harmful to pet and children otherwise why would there be a sign so when something is harmful why is the sign so tiny just little contradiction it never like why is it also green which blends into the grass the issue arises when I don't notice it until Ria's already been in the lawn sniffing around clearly the solution
is to have several signs have a little skull and crossbones on it and then like string together some pink string between each sign surrounded the treating area imagine you had to store some nuclear waste from a nuclear power plant all right uh we need to keep this away from the public it's harmful nuclear waste so what should we do I have just a [Music] plan it's perfect if I were to give you a vial of poison and say drink it would you probably not but then if I said oh don't worry it's only enough to
kill small children and pets would you feel safe drinking it then probably not it's just hate those signs thanks for watching and don't forget to subscribe if you don't subscribe it'll make me mad you will like it when I'm mad
