What would it be like if flying were 10,000 times better than it is now? One, an all you can eat buffet in flight. Hey, save some jello for the rest of us.
Yeah, you're taking too much. All you can eat, you lose. Two, the seats would be upgraded so that you could actually lean back in your chair.
Yeah, baby. Three, the plane would pick you up at your house instead of needing to go to the airport. Honey, a ride is here.
How do we get on? The instructions here say a running start. But that's not what planes are like, are they?
Well, I fixed it. Yeah, that's right. Here's what I did with my very smart brain.
Step one, I made a list of things wrong with air travel. Step two, I thought really hard with said smart brain. Step three, I fixed all those problems with my own design.
And I just got to say, my solution, it's going to blow your socks off. Don't look. That's for later.
Personally, the TSA. When I think of the TSA, I think of that time that they thought I brought a bomb to the airport. We'll cover that story in a little bit.
Something I've noticed about every airport that I've been through is that the security is never fully operational. The TSA people are always like, "Go, go, go, go, go. " I'm on the same page.
I know there's people behind me waiting. We don't have to be all go. If we just opened a couple more lanes, then people can rush less.
And with less rush, people will make less mistakes. Hey, that guy didn't take off his shoes. Get him.
I mean, if you need more people, I can help. Put me in, coach. How hard can it be, huh?
Um Um, what did you do? I don't I don't know. The thing I have a lot of trouble with when doing the whole song and dance with security is it's never consistent.
In one airport, it's one thing, but in another airport, you just don't have to do that thing. Okay, people. Come on.
Shoes off, hats off, electronics out. You do a backflip. Whatever.
Different places, different rules. I just don't like the attitude. Don't roll your eyes at me because I keep my hat on when another TSA agent told me I don't have to like 3 days ago.
I get confused easily and I have trouble following instructions properly. No, sir. Your bag needs to go in the bin.
Well, you don't need to have such an attitude about it. The things you are allowed to bring and not allowed to bring also tend to trip me up. I get the majority of things you're not supposed to bring, like don't bring explosives.
Not something I'm normally wanting to bring anyway, but yeah, I get it. There was however one time when the TSA thought that I brought a bomb. Philly was in France for an extended time and I was going to go visit her for like a week.
Jimma blue. I wanted to bring her a gift. What about a nice comforting scent from home when she gets homesick?
A candle. Perfect. I go through TSA doing my normal spiel of embarrassing myself while doing something wrong.
But after I get through, Excuse me, sir. Could you step aside? One of the agents has me stand near this table.
He takes my bag, puts it on this table, and puts on blue latex gloves. Clearly, he's about to go through my stuff. I don't remember putting anything glovew worthy in my bag.
What is he going for? I didn't put any snacks in there that could be like a biohazard. I should have, though.
Flight's going to be long, and a snack would have been useful. Sir, are there any sharp objects, weapons, or explosives in your bag? No.
Any lighters, matches, or flammable items? No. Did somebody slip something in my bag?
I didn't bring anything crazy. Could my switch explode? And then he pulls out my candle.
I think he saw the confusion on my face because after he pulled it out, he said, "Don't worry, I'm not going to take your candle. " What was the purpose of your trip? I'm going to see my girlfriend.
That candle is for her. Okay, I'm just going to make sure there's no explosives in it and then you'll be good to go. Explosives in the candle?
I know that candle is great, but I didn't know it was the bomb. Apparently, what can happen is that explosives can be hidden inside of wax, which then can be used for exploding. I was afraid he was going to like break it or take it apart, but he just wiped it with a cloth.
probably with bomb detecting juice. I'm just guessing that's a thing. I don't know.
Then he gave me back my bag and my now freshly bomb juiced candle and I was good to go. I have no idea what they saw on that X-ray, but it must have been weird. All of this is to say I have a solution to make this process better, but it's only one of the pieces to the whole solution.
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Thank for sponsoring this video. Just getting on the plane isn't really that good either. How long it takes to board the plane always takes a lot longer than I think it should take.
It's a tight lane, so you can't get around other people when you're shuffling in. And for some reason, there's always someone who doesn't know how to put the square in the square hole. All right, let's step aside.
Let me do this. Um Um I don't I I don't know either. Sometimes I wonder if it'd be better if people had to pass a test before getting on the plane.
Where is he going to go first? Hey, he can't talk to me like that. Sir, please complete your task before proceeding.
Stupid. But I thought of a solution that makes boarding painless and instant. And that's two solutions right there.
Seating, of course, is the next issue of flying. Got the aisle seat, the middle seat, and the window seat. Hey guys, welcome back to another video.
We're going to do a tier list of plane seats. Uh isle is A tier, window B tier, middle is F tier. Okay, thanks for coming to my tier list video.
The middle seat is a lot worse compared to the other seats cuz no one respects the armrest rule. The window seat gets the window, the aisle gets the wiggle room, and the middle gets both of the armrests because that's fair. Also, look at what planes used to be.
Ample leg room, more arm space. But I will say, at least they gave us the little iPad thingies in the back of the headrests. Now, the future is worse, but also a little better.
For this one, I think there's kind of an obvious solution that I think you'll enjoy. Next up on Things to Be Solved is fear. How can you do that, Andy?
How can you claim such things? It's all about the turbulence, you know? I think gh Andy, just get it together.
It's just turbulence. But honestly, it's pretty reasonable to be fearful of turbulence. A lot of things have to go right for us to stay up.
It's hard flying. As of today, the best thing I can do is browse brain rock content on TikTok, which puts me in a weird translike state. It's not a perfect solution, but it gets the job done.
I believe there is a much better way to remove fear altogether for those of us who have a tough time with it. Adding this to the pile of solutions we have, we are almost at a complete perfect flight experience. We are nearly there.
Just as a quick aside, this one's not really the worst thing in the world. And I don't want to be such a negative Nelly, but when I choose the Sun Chips as a snack on a flight and then I open it up, sometimes there's only like three chips in there. It's just not that many chips.
And I like, if you're watching this and you work at the Sun Chips factory, just like seven more chips. Okay, moving on. Now that we know all the problems, it's time for the solution that's 10,000 times better.
There's nothing because it's conceptual. Like, I got to walk you through it. Firstly, security.
Can I go home? No. I'm getting to the good part.
Should we just add more lanes to make things go faster? No. That's too simple and thinking small.
Instead, we remove the security altogether. When you walk into the airport, you're immediately scanned with a powerful, possibly militaryra x-ray machine approved to detect any possible contraband or elicit substance such as dangerous candles. Now there's no waiting in line.
You just walk in and you're good. Incredible. I'm amazed by my own genius boarding.
You're wondering, how could he possibly imagine the solution to this? There's only one person allowed at a time. You can't squeeze people past each other.
It's too narrow. Ye have little faith. See, the problem is that the plane only has one door and one lane.
This forces us to have narrow thinking, much like the narrow aisles in the plane. So, we need to open our minds and open the plane from the side. If the plane is open from the side, then everybody could just board at once.
I also updated the seating for this. If you take the cross-section of the front of the plane, it would look like this. But Andy, what does this do to the middle window and aisle seat conflict?
It just eliminates it. If we just put a big old window right here, everybody then has a window seat. Everybody has an aisle seat and the middle seat just doesn't exist.
It's perfect. Sorry, I got a little carried away there. The immediate question that this raises is, does this fit the same amount of people as a normal plane?
I don't know. I didn't check. I'm a visionary, not a scientist.
Fear, small minds would say. Impossible to solve. But you forget that.
Here we have a simple cryochamber. For a simple upcharge, slick passengers can upgrade their seats from economy to cryo chamber, where they will be flash frozen at a good enough success rate to be stored in the lower section of the plane until they are unfrozen upon arrival. Can't be afraid if you're not conscious.
And then one last thing for food and snacks, pneumatic tubes that can deliver beverages and snacks on demand to any seat in the plane. You're welcome. We have changed air travel for the better forever.
Thanks for watching. You probably like this superpowers video if you like this video. If there's any sharks from the Shark Tank that would like to do business with me, my number is on the screen now.
