I'm happy back man I missed you thanks man miss you too the police left because they were scared oh your dad snuck up that's the second time he've done that in my life a I used to have my mom buy me silk socks and she goes yeah he really blows through them and I was like you have no idea well like this oh yeah I sleep like a T-Rex and they're stuck together what how do you come on your with what do you go crew or ankle crew dude your mom is heckling yeah what the
how have I not met your mom yet that's why holy thanks for coming out man you guys look good you look good man not you but you everybody else looks good dude thanks for coming out man uh well this is your first haunted homies live podcast I'm Matt R I'm Elton caste yeah going off yeah thank you guys all so much for being here we're doing this is season 3 episode one we have a bit of a different format we're still doing like crowd stories but we're also Bringing on other friends and comedian guests of
ours to like join us on stage tonight share stories we've read all your stories some of you have been very traumatized and I am so sorry but also thank you so much for submitting your trauma I appreciate it pain begets laughter you'll learn this it's like the first rule of Comedy it's great our last haunted homie show was filmed 11 months ago it's been almost a year almost a year God damn and in those 11 months this [ __ ] dude set the record and sold out youngest artist Ray ever to sell the Hollywood Bowl
that's insane that's pretty crazy that's pretty nuts Red Rocks oh [ __ ] Red Rocks was so much [ __ ] fun dud outside everybody just on shrooms was a great time man such a good talk was anybody at the Hollywood Bowl show oh yeah that's that's everybody who is there all right that checks out that's it's so funny cuz I've lived in La for so long everybody knows Hollywood Bowl season just [ __ ] up traffic for everybody and it was so nice to be the reason nobody could get anywhere like that that that
felt really good I was I was happy about that part man but uh I have not actually had The most exciting year of the two of us on stage right now um Eldon's been on this uh I don't know what you want to call it bucket list or whatever where he's traveling to every country around the world world in alphabetical order and he was just you were just in Afghanistan country one baby is that really the first one yeah wow never think about that yeah when I picked the idea I didn't realize the first thing
was terrorism so well um I almost wasn't the co-host for the show because Elon decided to make a new group of friends and I haven't even heard this full story yet so will you please let everybody know what happened what happened to you and who you met while you were over there I may or may not be besti with the Taliban now yeah me who's going to talk to him not Joe Biden so yeah dude how do you meet the Taliban well they run everything in Afghanistan like they are the country yeah so they're everywhere
all the time but what I didn't know there was a dude with like a really nice beard and anytime I see anyone with a great beard I compliment it like this dude right here holy sh yeah phenomenal beard dude alqaeda I don't know the difference So I complimented this dude who had a great beard happened to be the Taliban commander and then he just out of nowhere took a comb out and started just brushing my beard putting olive oil in it and grooming me kind of insulting a little bit to be like that's not a
beard that's this is a boy's beard yeah AR hold on where did you meet this this Commander the you at the farmers's market like where no 100% for real is that serious yeah they have Farmers Market that's all they have touche they don't have malls in Afghan there's not a Jamba Juice over there no there's no Macy's or anything like that I comes up to you starts starts combing through your beard yep Olive oiling it smoothing it out pressing it armed with an AK-47 yeah you're not going to tell you're not going to tell him
no I can either pet your beard or I can take your beard got it yeah okay and then we did that and then my fiance uh Ginger was like I bet you if we asked them we could go to dinner with them and then she literally asked the commander if we can have have dinner with the Taliban and then we did where do you go for dinner with the commander of the Taliban I don't know they just said go here and go basement and eat and we did that you ate in a basement with the
Taliban yeah you're like who are these other guests with the bags over their heads they're like don't worry about that last week's dinner it look thirsty we don't get a lot of water here now yeah literally straight up in a basement I don't really know where we were and we sat down with them it was like the commander and then like the general commander of the entire like let's say like the state version and then soldiers and they yeah we literally sat down and ate them ate with them armed AK-47 ate them yeah yeah yeah
were were were they like hospitable you know what I mean or was it like really standoffish H honestly I would trade a few of my friends for them they were dude they were the nicest people ever Ginger had an eating contest with them cuz did that turn you on put you off a little bit was it hot that she ate so much or were you like who the [ __ ] you showing off for the t b no I'll be straight up if they wanted a [ __ ] her there was nothing I could do
nothing I could do I would just been like did she have her ankles out it could have Been worse interesting what what kind of food did you guys eat like what what kind of what kind of Cuisine do they haveb Kebab kebab and bread and rice uh no no hummus that night no ESS dry Kebab yeah but yeah dude we did that we became such good friends with them uh they legitimately we ended up going to where Osama Bin Laden used to live and we stayed the night in his old mosque um with with 40
soldiers where they legitimately beheaded a goat in front of us and made us dinner they're like do you want to eat this and we're like yeah and then they just went and killed it oh my God any vegans in the house tonight it's La it's half audience for sure dude that would that would terrify me was it did they do a I mean this is this is a haunted podcast we'll get into this but was there a goat ritual no no that was it was for food well honestly after they did it a little six-year-old
boy just took the head and walked up the hill and then I saw him just go and then he was like Yay that's soccer over there so Jesus Christ you keep in touch they still what'sapp me every other day I thought you were going to say Skype like they didn't get Zoom yet But like they're still they just got Skyped like this is the greatest their videos are a lot less grainy now yeah they still send me selfies they just send me selfies they're like we miss you I can't read it I just assume that's
what they're saying I don't know it could be like I'll he you next week but it's POS and I'm just going with we love you miss you so much I feel like a government represent that's how you know what this should actually be the ultimate test if the government's really going through your phone or not if they're not seeing this conversation back and forth I think you can take that tape off of your laptop camera and beat your meat like a normal person I think I think you're actually totally safe he's he's texting with the
Taliban leave your web browser history alone no one's going through your stop being so paranoid that's actually that's it's not cool but it's cool not morally it's not cool no no but it's like you know would you rather you know be on their bad side I suppose no no no yeah how long were you over there for I was there for 5 days and literally had a sleepover with them it was cute well they are always in their pajamas so I feel like that helps a little bit that's good go yeah go ahead and say
I'm racist towards the Taliban go ahead yeah I think it's I think it's fine I don't they don't get this channel anyway so they're not going to see this Ellen text them after this you are not going to watch this week's episode how was the poisoning like was it like food poisoning no severe it was like a month long in the hospital water poisoning not fun not even funny just a terrible time I lost 30 lb in like you look good thank you you look good highly recommend it if anyone can't wouldn't even recognize you
anymore you know what I mean if you can't afford OIC just go get and go in water that'll that'll work honestly dude which is also another country in Africa by the way OIC yeah right above Niger and then there's OIC hold on what is it spider I got it hate spiders too more than more than the Taliban I hate spiders if I'm being honest was it not a spider well just in case cuz bro you you ever see a spider so big you're afraid to Crunch on it cuz you're like what if I don't weigh
enough got possibility at all times nightmare dude friends with the Taliban isn't even The most exciting thing for you elton's getting married wow and more important than that I'm a groomsman I've never been to a wedding before how crazy is that never once been to a wedding I know all my friends are whes so it's never going to you not this one you've been to a wedding Martins oh that doesn't count it was in Vegas and they're not going to last that was a good friend of mine Martin and meanie we were in in Vegas
for my birthday last year and at 1:30 a.m. at Dre's nightclub he goes I think we're going to get married and I was like you should do it tonight and he was on shrooms the whole time man like it I was the the best man for that but I also wasn't conscious so I was the only sober one there that's sad and I documented everything I've seen some of the footage and it is not good you tried to marry a man that night you were like how funny would it be if me it was it
was uh it was my best friend uh Brandon who's been like my roommate for nine years I already know we live well together you know what I mean uh I wanted to prepare for the following June and we were so so drunk somebody Suggested like you and Brandon should get married and I was like okay I think that I think it would be very funny to do that and then legitimately the only reason I didn't marry my best friend one of my best friends was because I didn't have a prenup and things are going really
well that is the only reason I didn't marry a man that night so good luck with your straight wedding I guess thanks man I'm happy to be back man I missed you thanks man miss you too bring our first guest of the night let's bring him out all right our first guest of the night is a beloved friend of mine uh love this dude first one ever take me on the road with him stand up like 10 years ago so please give a big warm welcome everyone to Josh Wolf keep it going baby keep it
going keep it going hey man up man see you godam strong dude should we flip do you want to be side should I be in the middle I want to sit down hey good how old are you Josh how old am I yeah 55 you're 55 yeah what's up mic I'm also really high so like I just feel like he's 55 he couldn't hear his mic not working that's adorable cuz you know sometimes when you smoke yourself deaf and you Know what I mean where everybody sounds when they when you're talking everybody you it all
sounds like that so I thought maybe I just smoked myself deaf and I wasn't my mic was on so but we're back yeah dude glad to have you yeah I'm happy to be here man you know there was a consider there was almost I don't know anyone doesn't know this I've Never Smoke Weed my entire life ever no ever my entire life oh dude the night before his wedding I'm going to get him so high dude I he he pulls out of the marriage now there's just a carnival for no reason we keep well there's
a reason he'll be super high he'll want to go to the carnival no better Carnival than on some wheat maybe shrooms maybe I got to tell you the shrooms at a carnival but not the first time you shroom isn't a good time to go to a carnival you're never coming back from that that is not going to be good no because you're going to okay I like to taste shrooms and go on stage I was telling you yeah but I'm I'm like I'm a professional you you don't want to take shrooms for your first time
and go to a car I mean I'd like to watch it but you don't want to do it as friend to friend that's not a Good idea have you ever done any drug at all Elon no tylol what he sits in caves with Taliban dude that's his drug he was like I'm so hard right now better not tell the commander I'm an attention I'm hard right now I would imagine the Taliban would have like I don't know some of the best weed I would I would think it's heroin they can't have it at all over
there they have nothing they grow poppy though so they EXP they don't no it's death sentence now who's going to kill them that's a great question yeah who's going to Talan the Taliban you just found a loophole we should send a care package yeah you got to deliver it though yeah I've never never done anything but there was a consideration that tonight was going to be the first time ever I smoke weed with you guys before I got married we're not doing it we're not doing it we we talk about it why why not uh
because you know why not I'm not prepared how would you I'm not prep Hey listen you you ain't never going to be prepared there's no getting yourself ready you just dive you dive head first in and you say some things you regret that's all let's not do that when I have a microphone and five cameras Please the wor thing Happ get cancelled you be all right dog you about to be married you be all right get cancell you lose your whole job now you're a better husband I'll be home more it's good point it's a
good point and you know what get a lot of views getting cancelled you might even sell out a world tour maybe maybe you play your cards right and start with Heroin you going be all right kid you know the first thing I ever did was acid I I had never been drug before had never had alcohol had never smoked weed the first thing I ever did acid huh how old were you uh 19 no 18 I was 18 who talked you into acid for the first time it took no persuasion whatsoever um I went back
to I had moved I was already living in LA when I was 17 I graduated high school early came out here and but my friends all went to college so whenever I wanted to go home I'd stay with them on college so I got like the college experience without having to wake up early the next day go to class so we were at a house party at like their Fred house and by party I mean it eight dudes trying to figure out where the girls were and somebody was like you want to do acid and
I was like oh I heard this was A good time dude I thought my boy Shin was a piece of wood for like 45 minutes and actually this I've never even I've never even said this part of this story there ended up being a sorority party down the street right and we're we're walking down there Everything Is Awesome on asset everybody should do it you know what's really funny there's a show of all high schoolers in the lab in the room right next to us they should hear this story as well I speak with d
programs a lot we go to this sorority party it's like it's like a half a mile down the road we finally get there we walk out we're walking through the door everything is in black and white everything except I saw one girl in my peripheral vision and a purple dress walking through to this day I'm like that has to be my soulmate there's no she stood out amongst everybody else in this if she was really there I'm going to die alone now thanks a lot my whole purpose for living for the past 10 years has
to been to find this woman she might that even be real no I mean I'm betting no if she was in purple skipping around yeah that seems like not real it was A division 4 College in Ohio she's at the very least seven Kids deep at this point so yeah I'm I'm from the middle of nowhere dude my name was almost Matthew like that's how [ __ ] that's how cont this so yeah yeah she definitely has seven kids and drives a school bus now so not even one of the long ones no yeah easier
job though probably oh definitely half the stops definitely yeah yeah easier what were we talking about oh drugs drugs yes you know how many times cuz Elton I Elton and I have been like around the world doing paranormal investigations and I've always wanted to smoke weed before we do one but just on the off chance that's the night we get the most prominent evidence I'd never know if it really happened or not and I for that exact reason I've never wanted to like dilute my uh my uh uh reality I suppose can I tell you
something that's happened to me recently so I do take when I'm on the road I travel with my son now and Friday late shows I take like two and a half or three grams of mushrooms and I go on stage right is that is that a lot right by the way Is that a lot I don't know it's not a micro do but it's not like it's I I I just saw one guy go it's not a lot try coming on stage and remembering your app [ __ ] that it's not a lot for you
you sitting at your house on your couch like this isn't a lot I'm on stage [ __ ] entertaining people and trying to remember how to speak English you it's the scariest yeah but okay so this was crazy so I have been seeing things a lot more recently and I I was in Hawaii and I'm I'll never take mushrooms in Hawaii again because in my hotel room I was visited by every Spirit yo the ones that were like you don't [ __ ] belong like Angry you don't belong Japanese yeah yeah that's it's a PE
harvor joke everybody who's under 25 but visited by every [ __ ] spirit and and I had [ __ ] around a couple months earlier and been listening to a lot of podcasts about how to talk to your spirit animals and your spirit Spirit guides and [ __ ] like that and I had started to go oh I'm ready I'm ready for whatever I I wouldn't mind meeting a spirit guide so I was asking Spirits right wait a second so one day You casually decided you're ready to be a spirit guy I'm a little [
__ ] up dude I'm like I'd like to talk to people who aren't here that sounds fun you're not a shaman no dude I found that out real quick so I'm doing this raiki [ __ ] and I was feeling kind of weird oh he knows the terms is not good and she says to me she goes this this has kind of knocked me off mushrooms for a little while she says to me hey have you been seeing a lot lately and I said yeah I've been seeing some stuff and she said I want you
to know that your Spirit guides say no more money mushrooms they can't protect you anymore and I was like what the [ __ ] does that mean but I'm like yeah I'll stop him for a little while I don't know what that means but it didn't sound good at all it means you've done so many shrooms even the spirit world had to hold an intervention yeah like my Nana was like you're [ __ ] yourself up man yeah did she say who your Spirit guides were were they family members or anything H you know what
I have not asked her who my Spirit guides were would you be curious who yours were absolutely I want to know Yeah because I don't know if it's necessarily do you believe in that stuff no okay no but I believe in shrooms and I believe in ghosts so I I could be persuaded for sure for sure does anyone believe in that kind of stuff who do who do you think your spirit guide is what is it I have many you have many this F all right but they're not all but they're not all necessarily family
members right some people just get attached yeah Eagles like the band or the animal yeah no the band Don Hy goost to Donley Glenn Fry spoke to me last night said no more shrooms this is such a young audience I don't think yall know who that is Jesus Christ it's a good reference for old people you imagine your spirit animals a pigeon you're just walking around all day just like oh man I'd be so mad if I had a [ __ ] ass spirit animal it's like a Geral a butterfly you're like come on a
butterfly no I want I want a hawk of some kind you know something with some with some Gusto to it yours is an eagle White Eagle a Great White Eagle oh okay a great white is that a is that a species in Harry Potter it is the Great White Eagle I'm not going to make fun of them with they here right now go [ __ ] six sense me right now okay okay I see I see I see great white Eagles interesting I mean Elton do here's here's why I love investigating with Elton is because
I'm like a I'm a big believer and I'm scared shitless of ghosts and Elton is like definitely a skeptic and not scared at all which is always what's amazing when he does encounter something is I I I always believe him because he never believes anything I encounter whatsoever do you believe in like the spirit guide kind of thing I am I believe in spirit guide not you oh I thought you talking you think I'm going to tell a story about Elton to set you up for a question I actually zoned out for the first part
about Elton and then I turned back and I was like oh is he talking the spirit guys right now I'm asking if he believes in the spirit gu yeah he had great question my bad you're not selling me on the you should smoke weed thing tonight just so you know it's not really flipping it in the other direction I'm curious cuz we went to the Queen Mary and Elton tried to get for real possessed the whitest thing anyone's everever done by the way there's there's thing there's a couple things wider what's that there's a few
things that are wider no there's not gentlemen raising potato salad ra po salad that's crazier than summoning a demon to you thank you that is so funny next time I will eat raisins in my potato salad while getting possessed I will double down and climax the whitest thing you can do call Guinness they'll come by and take a look at that the whitest dude ever of all time I'll do it that's insane to me yeah that's I was curious if it was positive or negative or not cuz we we all thought for sure that like
something bad was going to attach to him or something but survive surprising no yeah so to speak I I see I don't know how you believe in ghosts but not Spirit guides because ghosts I believe are the spirits of people that have been before Spirit guides aren't necessarily always people like that it's an imprint yeah you know so it's like the [ __ ] does this this in Twilight [ __ ] you got what that's why I have a hard time believing a ghost I could Understand that we don't know what happens after we pass
away but what do you mean I got a goddamn ladybug guiding my spirit around but all right let me go with this so if what I believe we ghost is Just Energy that's still here okay okay and so if you believe there's only a certain amount of energy which it is it gets transferred so the ladybug ites isn't necessarily a ladybug it could have been whatever the [ __ ] and that is your spirit guy that's it's the energy of what that is but why would it choose to guide me and how much guiding does
it really do that's why you got to take a bunch of mushrooms and find out whatever it is I just hope yours is a spider I just I saw off the top K oh Charlotte's Web ass [ __ ] I saw you come off the top rope for it too you didn't even 619 that that [ __ ] spider dude yeah I don't I just have I have a hard time listen I think it'd be cool I would love to know what my spirit guide is I would love to have some kind of interaction and
conversation with I think that'd be [ __ ] awesome I just have had more experiences with something like a ghost than I have a spirit guide I believe in ghost too that's I don't Believe in anal either you know what I mean I just haven't had my f yeah you know what I mean well go hang out with the Taliban I hear that happens a bunch what's their contact photo in your phone uh it's a cute little selfie he's got like eyeliner and everything it's really nice actually beard Emoji it's kind of adorable beard emoji
gun Emoji two towers boy could have been worse could have been no bars you know what I mean yeah hold on I I'm I'm I'm curious for a reciprocated a question since you do believe in the spirituality of it have you have have have you ever had kind of an undeniable experience with anything ghostly for sure without drugs without drugs yes okay and without alcohol or I don't drink why are you so disappointed what the fck did you think you're going to ruy me later dude dude you're like I needed to slip him a drink
yeah dude I don't you don't need to trick me to ruing me no uh ah I had flown into Austin now I I really do believe in energy I believe you know when you Meet a lot of people I believe sometimes you just pick up oh I never thought about that we got to wash our hands yeah dude but no sometimes after some you're like why was that meeting those 20 people so exhausting but sometimes I believe they just put something on and so I I was walking through the Austin Airport I met a couple
people I I'm down by baggage I start to feel real just agitated like real agitated and I'm not an agitated dude I'm high most of the time I'm leowski you know and so I'm driving to my hotel and as I'm pulling into the hotel I just start to punch the roof inside the car I'm so mad I can't believe how mad I am I get out I kick a dent in the car this Is It rental rental did you get the insurance of course okay uh and so I go inside I um I'm I'm like
I'm just going to stay in tonight I don't feel like doing comedy I'm and I order pizza and um I lay down in bed and I just don't feel alone that's the only way I can put it I don't feel alone and I feel just kind of like there's like a thousand bees in no joke was this a litao might have been a thousand bees might have been bad yeah yeah and so I just felt Something and I I've never said anything like this before in my life I said out loud hey if there's anything
in here I don't want you in here right okay and I just I almost felt like something gripped on to me like like I don't know how put it but almost like holding on but inside so I started I started I started doing this I was like I was literally trying to push something out of my body it felt like I was fighting with something you were joking dude my job is like this I'm making when I'm saying get I'm saying out loud get out get out of me but in a voice that I cannot
replicate right now very deep dude and so I'm pushing my [ __ ] just pushing and flicking and there's I've hear banging I'm like get the [ __ ] out of here and then I hear it's the pizza no and I was like oh just leave it at the door you know I'm fighting with a demon in here I can't come get it you know what's great is that guy thought you were beating your dick that's the best that's part yeah he was here but I'm I'm literally feel like I'm pushing something out of my
body and constantly just flicking I don't know how long it went my body was I was exhausted I was [ __ ] Sweaty I collaps on the bed and I don't I still don't feel alone it still feels kind of dark in the room but I go to sleep I wake back up because I could I felt like something just went and I shot up like the undertale D the whole same get out get out get out and then I I really screamed loud get the [ __ ] out it felt like the lights came
on I felt for the first time in however long 2 three hours alone it was the craziest on not on and not on drugs too and I it was the craziest experience I've ever had in my life because up until that point if you would ask me do you believe in ghost or demons or anything like that I'd have been like [ __ ] no I do not but there is no deny and if I had been on mushrooms or whatever I'd have just chocked it up as that yeah but there's no denying to me
what happened in that room and so to me un there no doubt in my brain I that's what I believe in energy some's real good some's real bad and sometimes you pick up some real bad especially if you're around a lot of people that's what the interesting detail about that I love the most is that there there is kind of a there's a belief in the Ghost World the spirit world that like they Have to abide by your rules so saying like I don't want you here you have to get out of here yelling get
out as loud as you can like there's there's a huge argument for them having to actually abide by that your neighbors definitely thought your hooker didn't get the hint yeah but I paid you get out get out of me you know how frustrating that is for me that I've had to go to like the Paris catacombs and all these different countries to find that kind of evidence and you got it at like a Motel 6 yeah I have spent so much money trying to capture exactly that this Austin in Austin okay this sounds like that
you ever been to the Jacksonville Comedy Zone like that oh yeah that hotel don't stay there no do not well dude I try I tried not to stay at the hotels that that when you walk out the front door you're outside yeah don't be outside I don't want Motel entry absolutely not that's not what I'm aiming for I'm a weekends you know no I I'd much rather have a red rum hallway you know what I mean [ __ ] yeah some of those have you been I've been in lately some of those hotels that have
I'm like why is this hallway so wide like what are they planning On doing up here but the extra wide hallway creeps me the [ __ ] out I don't know it's in in your room is always the last one so you got to walk the whole it's like when you fly and you're always at the last terminal every [ __ ] City you go to it's like these other ones joke terminals like are these extras at like right outside of security I've never not been at the furthest possible [ __ ] gate dude every
time I flew out of LAX the other day my terminal was in [ __ ] Vegas it's unbelievable they're like just take the move and walkway you're like for 10 miles oh man unbelievable interesting here's the thing cuz I've asked people since about it felt less ghost more demonic so asking it to leave I'm sure I think was not enough there was like a from the from the people that believe in it and and now some people said to me when I told them the story they go who touched you and they were like that's
what that's cuz for some people that's how that comes out something that you push down way way way way way down some guy that looks like your uncle and you're like n Thanksgiving at 84 yeah it's a metaphor for you never mind dude this is such a stupid story dude I'll tell you what I'll take some mushrooms you can turn on the cameras I'm already interested okay yeah how long do shrooms take to kick in though it really depends on what your what you AE how quickly you metabolize [ __ ] you mind purging real
quick speed this speed this process up a little bit yeah let's go I'm ready you have some with you yeah dude I'm the fact that you have them with you uh lets me know you're a real trooper where are they they're upstairs in the what wait oh do you want to grab something no I can't Absolut I have I have a lot to lose AB no no no no no no no no no no no thank you no thanks maybe for the last five minutes I'll smoke weat that's about it anymore who can break him
down let's leave him up there you're good okay hello you know what I love about you you'll talk even when people aren't looking at you you're just like yeah I love that [ __ ] that's some [ __ ] my dad would say what are the odds that I'm talking to you when I'm looking at Them you know what else my dad would say this was my favorite thing if you when we were younger if you if he was walking out of the room and you'd be like hey where are you going and he'd be
like I didn't tell you i' say no and he' go I guess that's none of your [ __ ] business though well that's good parenting right there that's what that is that's good parenting that's so Dad D that's so dead that's hilarious bring what I bet it up um Josh I would uh if you if if you would like to stay up here I would [ __ ] yeah I would love to man can we invite one more guest on stage fantastic uh I'd like to bring up another very good friend of ours one of
my favorite comedians to watch you guys may have seen him on the stiff socks podcast Michael blowy what up man this is me where are you you don't you have a you have hello what's up everyone okay there it is [ __ ] yeah man what's up hello hello good to see you man hello hello dude what a [ __ ] story huh holy [ __ ] get out crazy what's up man pleasure man [ __ ] yeah's go back here so I can see a little bit there we go sorry I know he's got
a sweet ass look at The whole time do what would do you believe that that could have happened yeah dude yeah this paranormal shit's [ __ ] real whoever doesn't believe it might be it's [ __ ] is it so is are you kidding me experien anything yes like what all right so oh [ __ ] okay I've never seen you be serious once I know I don't like it so there was one time I had a I had a date with a lady and she comes a little late she sits down she's all like
[ __ ] like flustered and stuff and uh I'm like you okay and she's like my my like kind of she's like almost crying she's like my my my place my place has has ghosts and I'm like bro this sex is going to be crazy so my place bad this is going to be crazy and and I'm like hold on what do you what do you mean and she's like and she's like yeah like when when I wake up sometimes my my cabinets are moving my closet's going in and out and my windows are opening
and shutting opening and shutting and she's like I was she at Disneyland like what the [ __ ] is that yes just really bad Ikea dud yeah she it's always missing a part you know what I mean those are some lazy ass ghosts too Ellen wrench Allan so funny boo shut the [ __ ] up B my [ __ ] um anyway so yeah so she's like kind of like you know freaking out or whatever and I and she tells me she's like it's happened it's a a new place it's happened to me like four
or five times and I've been gone all day and my my downstairs neighbor who happen see my landlord called me at 5: and told me that he heard someone trying to break into my apartment he called the police the police went in there uh obviously didn't find anything but they left because they saw the closet moving and the yeah hey man that's where the burer is yeah no no no but that's why you knock on the door right yeah he it was invisible oh we not getting this [ __ ] there's why Ikea no [
__ ] [ __ ] moving there [ __ ] moving the police left because they were [ __ ] scared that's insane yeah but if the door was just moving a little bit that's like the cops being like is anybody in here and the Robert going no oo they sound like [ __ ] dude you you [ __ ] call syia Brown and you get in there dude I don't know I I visually I wasn't there visually I wasn't there but this is what She's telling me first of all I met this lady I was
about to say [ __ ] let's [ __ ] up I met this lady sorry my bad okay I met this lady literally like 10 minutes the first 10 minutes she's telling me all this [ __ ] and I'm like and I'm kind of freaking out whatever and then she finally calms down we get you know Drinks dinner whatever apps apps yeah yeah yeah yeah apps um and yeah whatever and then and we like realized we're like okay you know let's go back you know whatever things are getting cool so she I drive her back
to her place I'm this is still in my brain and she goes and she goes do you want to uh do you want to come in please come in I need you and you were like am I going to [ __ ] a ghost I she goes you want to come in and I was like no no no and I swear to God she goes she goes why and I was like what do you mean you just weeping that there's cat ghosts and you're like come in my [ __ ] I don't care like I
I said I said I swear to God I was like no and she's like we got upset so I was hornny I went I shut up shut up oh you wouldn't shut up shut up judgmental [ __ ] He gets over this ghost [ __ ] shut up so and this is this is what the whole thing's [ __ ] weird but this is what it get [ __ ] weird I I go I go in I go into her place okay and I swear to God it's like the walls are [ __ ] red
which is like don't pick that good like repaint n w walls walls are red the chandelier is black what are you doing it just looks it looks witch witchy witchy in there yeah like it looks witchy okay so I'm like I don't see any I mean obviously it looks weird but I don't see like any what I don't see like [ __ ] movie so I go in the bathroom and when I'm in the bathroom I get this like just really weird uh just like really weird sensation I get like just chills garia garia who's
the rofy yeah oh [ __ ] yeah so I just all these all these chills and freaking out and then I look at the the toilet with the the book and know it's like normally it's like regular [ __ ] it's like sorceress books like with the the pent gr what are they whatever P she's taking a dump smells are you I summon these from the bowels of Hell res Poopers so the candles are really In there for him yeah oh man yeah so I see a bunch of [ __ ] Sorcerers books and that's
when I don't know why but that's when it gets real to me that this is like she's a she's like a witch whatever the [ __ ] so we go I mean this is very anticlimactic but we go back and to her like her room we start kissing the lights are off and I [ __ ] you not I start to like I start in like the darkness is like the Moonlight I I'm not joking I start to see the [ __ ] the closet move I no no no you you was get like that
you were kicking up wind my boy yeah hell yeah never made a girl come what's up um ghosts aren't real and neither are woman orgasm all right joking [ __ ] I sorry um yeah yeah and then and then I like I have like a moment where I'm like okay I'm going to continue here and I just I literally just I got I was like I have to I have like I have to uh come no I have to no I I I just I just left again it's a very anticlimactic story but you see
her again I have no no no sir but I but I've never been to get real for a second I've never been in a situation where like I was like going Casually do a thing I just I felt there there was something in the bathroom and there was something in the room like I I don't know what it was but it [ __ ] was [ __ ] moving it wasn't like it wasn't the wind it wasn't [ __ ] what it [ __ ] was moving and uh and I made the right call and
left and that's that's all I got but that's like I but that's it's it's real it's real how long after you left did you finish yourself off oh dude in the [ __ ] car fck it was an Uber too it was wild bro you're like how you doing buy I'm like I'm good pay attention to the road you [ __ ] d i that's such a dilemma cuz like you don't want to I feel like I would have I would have probably smashed just because I would have been Furious or not Furious I would
been terrified that she would have then been so mad at me for for not finishing the job that she would have cast a spell on me me from the [ __ ] know man from the [ __ ] yeah I mean she might have already I'm only 5'8 so she might have [ __ ] short Um were you not short when you walked in no I was like I was he was 6'1 when he went into the room oh no yeah I would look into that yeah I go back to my car oh shoot oh
my God Fu but you but you let me get a a survey so you you definitely believe you believe and you don't believe I I want to I choose to not believe on purpose why is that because then it's a little bit more fun right if you think everything's paranormal then every time the door moves it's paranormal but you don't know if I would open the closet it could have been a dude just [ __ ] cucking the whole time it's the landlord who called from before am I is no one into that am I
the only in here is that not oh I'm [ __ ] alone for sure are you not thank one girl [ __ ] you are you okay as The Watcher or being watched um I think being watched I like oh that's kind of hot put on a performance yeah absolutely like being watched if it's like like her girlfriend or something that'd be kind of cool that's not no even if it's a boyfriend [ __ ] it like I am no but like I am the Netflix that's so fun just can't be thinking while I'm trying
to [ __ ] how I look Like do you know what I mean is he get a full shot of my [ __ ] right now yeah no that makes you last longer though you you're thinking about other aspects of the performance you know what I mean yeah that's why sometimes sometimes I'll pinch my leg so I don't come it's the same kind of concept oh bro I've pulled my own hair before I [ __ ] like this Blood I'm not coming I'm not coming sometimes I'll Charlie Horse myself just to just to buy myself
a hold on hold on hold on hold on sometime I sometime I hold my breath I'm just like you won't come you will not if you pretend you're in a submarine you will not come I I love saying things that aren't true yeah do you do any that stuff no no to point cross sh curiosity is so funny no you look like you look like you [ __ ] like last dude like in the best way possible yeah yeah listen Maybe not but I remember when I was a young dude uh I had called a
a hooker in Vegas oh man and it's before I was married and no it wasn't and it was hey son's right there and I remember she took uh she took a [ __ ] timer like out of the kitchen like one of those timers Out of her it had a [ __ ] Chicken on top of it that's how I know it was she turned it to 60 and she goes your time starts now and I was like 60 60 thank you very much but seconds yo 60 minutes we could have sex both take a
shower and Probably watch a full episode of Friends you 60 Minutes what the [ __ ] closer love friends dude [ __ ] hell 6 60 Minutes I can't I can't come 60 times it's crazy sometimes I'll tell my Uber just wait here sometimes I don't want to call another ride I'm just run in to drop something off I'll be right out oh [ __ ] that's so funny dude oh man have you have you ever said an Alexa for [ __ ] an Alexa yeah no I have a my my girlfriend and I she
was like she was like she had like 7 minutes before she had to get in the shower to [ __ ] and I literally was like Alexa set timer 7 minutes but here's the thing when you said it you have to get to a you have to you don't want to finish early you don't beat the clock yeah you can't because then it's just a you come And then you wait 3 minutes and it's like it's like it's embarrassing and then Alexa knows that you come quit correct correct for sure they're keeping track of that
[ __ ] so they're sending you like Ed medicine and like your Amazon C is full so funny oh [ __ ] sweating sending your girlfriend pictures of better looking dudes like so funny I usually know by the song Time usually if I know a song is like 3 350 325 I go cool two of these and I I really overachieved yeah I agree I agree I'm not a I'm not a music guy at all oh no here's the thing it's not always a good song My My go-to is if a girl's like put on
some music I'll go I know just the thing and I'll roll over and it this song is so perfect cuz there's a there's like a 3 second delay in the beginning of it I'll roll over Press Play It's cotton I Joe that's good if there's anything I love more than coming it's ruining the mood with a good joke yes nothing is better than that man I'll ruin mine is mine is baby shark shark shark shark baby shark shark baby shark my wife has not to this day gotten used to the fact that she married a
comedian we the last time We had sex I go high five after after she was like is that where we're at I'm like Yay but she still hasn't gotten youen this is this is this is candid but have have you and Ginger ever high-fived after intercourse yeah you have fist bump actually she's the one where was your fist for sure sorry bring her down sorry Ginger just kidding sorry you know the first time we hooked up I almost lit her house on fire you what I almost lit her house on fire the very first time
we had sex cuz of cuz of candles uh sort of every apparently I pass out immediately after I come how hard do you come yeah there's holes in the drywall all around his house I got cold in like within 3 seconds like a sleep no dude done out what do you mean done no like I'm just I think you have CTE bro you didn't get that [ __ ] check what do you you you're like I mean [ __ ] come pretty accurate but seriously dude I'm like so cool it'll literally be like like she'll
she'll pull my dick out and I'll be asleep like this oh yeah I sleep like a T-Rex why do you come like Wu Jesus I fall asleep like this and I guess there was a time like the very first time I fell asleep Like that and I knocked the pillow into the candle no and then she woke me up cuz something was burning and I lit her pillow on fire and then all half asleep I like picked up the pillow brought it to the bathroom threw it in the shower and that was our first time
hooking up holy kind of hot yeah I got it I'll kill myself you guys I'll do it got to do it wait you guys don't fall asleep right after I mean yeah here's the thing on purpose it is late isn't it that's crazy I got to be up at like noon tomorrow too is the crazy thing so you sure I mean listen dude I'm 55 so yes but but I didn't always fall asleep I fall asleep sometimes before to tell you the truth at this point sometimes I'm like I'm tired I'm just going to stop
this dude you ever had a girl in a doggy style and look to see if she's asleep nope all right face down ass cuz sometimes a dog I feel like she's like a fruit ninja like I got like what are you doing like you know man I got to make sure man [ __ ] you guys man dude that's like that's a magic trick dude it's unfortunate it's a problem no It's a solution it's a bad conversation no because roadhead is dangerous who dude I never thought of it like that you got to be real
careful where you jerk off too huh can't be standing up yeah you a lay down you can't Jer the shower your entire life you just get waterboarded oh that's terrifying wow you ever see me sleeping on a plane you know why if you couldn't fall asleep without coming would be the best part wait it's your own personal XX dude yeah but sometimes you'll come and it'll wake you up and you're like that's not the one I wanted yeah you know what I mean wait what you'll come and it'll wake you up yeah if you like
if you if you come in the morning usually it's that's like a start my day you know what I mean but at night time usually puts you to sleep usually am I wrong in this n okay just making sure making sure it's the best way to wake up right best part of waking up is glazing your own wrist folders you you come on your wrists you don't I come on my tits what the [ __ ] yo you got what do you mean I didn't come on your With it depends on the build for you
yeah oh my God you you never shoot when you want to shoot right you can shoot yourself in the neck and then the moment a girl's like on my face you're like dude that is the moment I realized that I wasn't gay when the first time I was in high school and I was jerking off and I looked down at the wrong time and I shot myself in the face I'm like I'm not on that team that's not for me bro I wear I wear a I wear a cross chain and one time hit Jesus
dude and I was like there's no I'm going to get to heaven and he's going to be like yeah no no no no downstairs so you know how long it took me to get that out of my hair oh man so like ghosts you know yes crazy ghost ghost pretty much went astray do you come on yourself I yeah do you come on yourself yeah I like it I like it I don't like it but itens like I like it sometime try to get I try to get my chin like that's dud here's the thing
I'm not big but I shoot to do you know what I mean oh my god dude instead of an uppercut it's an upper Nut Ah that's Jake Paul's move do ma'am so haunted stuff you know I always thought it was a weird one in my friend group but I'm learning I'm maybe not a no yeah we're we're comedians cuz we can't tell these stories at any other job you guys like coming on yourselves and having your homies watch I don't like it but I'll I'll put up with it I like it I still jerk off
in a sock I like it to be nice you what in a sock that's a real thing yeah man you know what you don't chave in in ack here dude you're an American just come everywhere please you pay taxes and a mortgage when I used to I used to have my mom when I was younger I used to have my mom buy me silk socks hold on hold on hold on hold on what Josh I miss it what you say I used to have my mom buy me silk socks right and I heard not on
the good socks I heard my dad go you buying them more silk socks and she goes yeah he really blows through him and I was like you have no idea you have no idea yeah that's for sure I thought you were going to J off with like one of those trampoline socks with the Extra grip on the outside my God the sheet BS genius genius oh I didn't know I didn't even know socks came in silk not even joking I've never seen a silk sock in my life now do you go do you go crew
or ankle oh crew dude crew congratulations come on I I drer off in balet socks dude so yeah no I don't wait am I the am I the only dude in here that's ever jerked off in a sock I no no the question isn't only is still does okay okay I see a lot of do flip-flops that's convenient all right everybody wants to fess up up like father like son like father like son gross man yeah it's gross dude I wonder what I passed down to you oh we are not ready to have children that's
going to be next for you after marriage isn't it yeah kids [ __ ] that are you are you trying now or you want to get married first married for we're getting married in 3 weeks oh wow are you wow congrats man that's so [ __ ] cool I'm a groomsman or oh I heard that I'm going to make the whole thing about me dude 100% 100% I'm very excited about it first wed that's so beautiful man I can't believe that's your first wedding isn't That [ __ ] nuts I'm like first real wedding should
I say very excited very flattered happy to be a part of it thank you of course dude and I'm going as well thank you for the be there you heard about the circus yes Carnival sorry I know Ginger hates circus cuz that sounds like not serious but uh the carnival does yeah man they got tickets and [ __ ] yeah they going to have a little balloon pop game no oh you should they're all gender reveals what about the can I ask you a a serious question how did you know that she was the one
ooh ooh ooh yeah scarier than ghosts sorry she rejected me the first two times oh [ __ ] yeah that fellas no does not mean no uh cut that cut that cut that yeah no yeah I mean like like the serious answer is that I I don't know you just you just [ __ ] knew you just like felt it and that was it it was just like she could deal with my [ __ ] yeah you know what I mean I like right she's a I don't know there was just something immediately you're like
oh got it done deal this is it understood I I don't know how to [ __ ] can I ask you a semi Disrespectful question and say no can you make it fully disrespectful when you huh can you just make it fully disrespectful fully disp all right when you when you had your when you [ __ ] and you shoved it into the first time damn yeah I'm did you like wow it fits cuz his I'm serious this is a serious question because the first time I had sex I love I found love for the
first time in my life and when I had to sex with my girlfriend and put it in I was like bro this [ __ ] is like it's a key a skeleton key it was like a skel I was like yo it's like it's fit it fit like it have all the grooves yeah I have HPV no okay sorry I'm I'm being serious that's a real thing sometimes I'll be with a girl and I'm like this is somebody else's I know it feels like a catcher me she like who [ __ ] is this I
go I don't know I genuinely don't know been trying to figure it out the whole time oh that's that's beautiful that is that is beautiful man I'm very happy for you finding somebody put up your [ __ ] it's got to be the main thing cuz we everybody's got some [ __ ] baggage man who you like especially but if you anybody in here been married for a while Here's one thing as you when you get older it's you've been together so long you just can't even hurt each other's feelings really anymore like there's nobody's
got any feelings don't tell me that no dude I'll try like somebody will be like I [ __ ] hate you where are you going sit down you know what I mean like it's a there's nobody's got feelings really because you know you know you love each other dude I knew third date third date third date his mom third date didn't what's that divorce what about divorce it's better than marriage it's better than marriage is that why you have nobody sitting next to you tonight yeah damn what do you mean dog there's been there's been
someone sitting next to her the whole time that's true interesting you way happier yes yeah cuz you have half his [ __ ] that's why you're happier 8 and a half [ __ ] that was a problem oh oh you said you save money that's Beau are you happier now yes are you dating no you're not dating no how long you divor oh sorry no no no we're all doing prowd work no how long since the divorce got it you hesitated fellas sorry 2018 2018 so You haven't you haven't been on a date since 2018
uh I was in a 5e relationship but now I'm I'm I'm good when Co happened did you miss him a little bit no okay just curious I thought maybe if I was lonely during Co I would have been like you know what someone argue with would be nice it sounds like she hoped he got it when she answered the questions three copies of him there's no chance I can miss him oh three oh you have three kids uh where are they right now which car they're at home by themselves that's good parenting how old are
the kids 139 and seven and they're all redheads 137 and n and they're all redheads thank you for details we didn't ask for appreciate that okay so the 13-year-old is just watching the other two he's on PornHub right now yeah you guys want to see something awesome don't tell Mom she'll take away the TV the young ones in the microwave it's that okay oh this guy's sad [ __ ] uh okay one one one thing we have not opened the the floor for discussion for uh in the show Thus far and this for for good
reason usually we have to go into this way early in the show cuz our stories will usually suck but we asked earlier like who believes in ghosts and demons and spirituality one one story we like to do kind of fish for a little bit figure out anybody has had an experience has anybody had an experience that actually kind of similar to to Josh is a little bit of Michaels of like a real severe paranormal experience inste stuff like something being thrown around the room you being like physically harmed like definitive kind of exaggerated circumstance that
you were like undeniably something [ __ ] happened you're a little nonchalant that's scary I have and I'm going to like with X soon to be X here soon to be ex what is this how you tell him did he ghost you is he about to be the ghost yeah what's wrong with Neymar yeah the ghost problem is the ghost his problem you have a ghost problem dog noad his dad your dad passed and you're going to break up with him it's not my fault what the what did he kill his dad it's annoying dude
he's always crying and [ __ ] a man sorry to hear about your loss brother uh what What's the ghost story what happened I no no no no that's all I want to know just what okay she's about to be a year old who's about to be a year old the ghost our daughter your daughter you're just bringing in more people to the story yeah but what story yeah what is it Rosemary's Baby what the [ __ ] is going on right now okay what is the ghost story dad visits us to see the baby
through the do oh the the recently passed away father will visit the the re passed away father the recently passed away grandpa so then why' you say the dad thing because he's the dad he just he chooses to live away from us there's a lot of things happening in this story yeah I can't really what yeah ah you know you know what's so annoying somebody else in the back raised their hand and I was like no no no no no my bad [ __ ] that's kind of beautiful though to have I've I've heard stories
of this before I don't I don't want to know any more details of it but generalized sounds like a a deceased relative will come visit a new relative that they didn't get to spend more time with I think that's kind of beautiful personally Personally I think that's kind of cute the only detail I want to know what drastically happened between The Ghost and the baby like do stuff move around the room did the baby was you walk in the baby was just like being cradled by nothing like what what happened drastically is all I want
to know the Xbox turns on ooh his grandpa played Xbox O Madden is playing it's Aaron Hernandez do the man yeah yeah n there you go o sorry it was it was right there it was low hanging fruit wow yeah I'm sorry I could not it was right there I having a hard time seeing how the ghost of of the grandfather was turning on the Xbox he thought it was the microwave like and how do you know it was the grandfather also a good point know it it could be Laona what you don't know about
L yeah of course it's a baby she comes to collect the babies yeah what what do you say she say she has A baby what's you don't know what laana is do somebody Mexican want to tell the story do you want to just just you want to just simplify to Josh what La is it's not really my culture hold on hold on hold on are you Mexican then P down ma'am Senora yes was a mother that killed her babies drown them and she a ghost that t around but I met this person and he told
me are you loved how do I speak better Spanish than you my name my name is laena oh dog run that's an alias oh so basically La is it's a it's folklore about this woman who killed her own children and then now she comes to steal other people's babies as a ghost what did the kids do what did her kids do it's oh [ __ ] it's good question he's like did they deserve it oh man I think they were victims I'm pretty sure Yeah um that's basically the folklore behind it essentially so that's why
I was curious about the interactions with the new baby that's all but it doesn't sound like the baby was really and there's no way to tell if it was the grandfather no I don't I couldn't tell you any detail of that story whatso yeah man nobody thinks it's funny you think we were up here thank you which part on funny not funny let's go you're nailing it right now yeah yeah can Li your come get older people mother you're what I'm elon's mother you you you loved whose mother that's I am elon's mother wait that's
your mom the whole time oh what the [ __ ] what your mom is heckling your mom is shouting [ __ ] up I'll see you at the wedding yeah dude on a ferris wheel dude my mom's heckling right now I got I got 30 [ __ ] years of trauma in the chamber I can unload on you right [ __ ] now I might want to shut the [ __ ] up doing this oh my God that's your mom she just God hold what is happening I hope she spanks him oh my goodness how
are you the Most disrespectful [ __ ] person in this room right now that's crazy oh my God ginger in the corner going that's my [ __ ] mother-in-law got it w dude you just walked elton's mind that ain't your mama no bro that is I'll make it up at the wedding yeah I think it's a good that was yeah that's a real it's a real [ __ ] thing that has happened that's that was really your mom yeah how have I not met your mom yet that's [ __ ] why that was do you
think I want an introduce her to anyone at all can you imagine I introduce you to my mom and you're talking she's like not [ __ ] funny not funny at all she would never she just [ __ ] did she just [ __ ] dead that was that was best case scenario wow where's your dad wow there he is right there oh what's up Dad oh man wow you're so getting late tonight yeah oh Ali you oh man what dude when she said I'm elton's Mom I thought it was a joke 100% 100% I
was like no way cuz people say that kind of crazy thing at shows all the time W that's a real [ __ ] thing that has happened dude and that's why I hang out with the talban a you know who can handle this yeah where's my phone Let me FaceTime all let me hit a Muhammad real quick my mom's getting a new vest for Christmas oh you all just hated her 10 seconds ago best joke of the nighten wow holy oh my goodness well wow oh man that was uh that was the best thing that
could have happened tonight oh yeah for you [ __ ] yeah I'm getting married in 3 weeks that's going to be [ __ ] weird not anymore is she coming back I don't know she's in the she's in the bathroom taking a [ __ ] and casting spells right she's taking spells out of her fanny pack this Ur dude watch all the lights in the room go out in 10 seconds D why got took that way too seriously yeah man cuz we all like possibility wow all right so who else cool I'll tell you a
lot of things happen tonight that I wasn't expecting I want to talk to his dad so bad yeah go for it dude what's dad's name my dad Carrie Karen Carrie Carrie what up car how how do you feel about elton's interest in the Paranormal you think you think it's cool you wish he played more sports like what well as a father figure does it does it scare you a little bit or you think it's cool he has such a Unique hobby I think it's great what he does I mean making a and good how does
your wife feel about it not my wife got her wow sh divorce I ear divorce look at you yeah you're right they were never married they married B I wonder why take a guess I don't know oh man wow wow okay they don't they don't live you don't live together right you're not roommates or anything you just live together for real you know you don't have to right you're not married he's already out of the house right so yeah responsibility done for but I just going to be a cool bro you know what I mean
what sock do you use I still can't believe Not Silk Not Silk I'll send you some new ones new ones he said that'd be so funny to send the pair that was stuck together so funny so funny so what is that hot glue yeah I just kind of man we talked about ghost for maybe 20% of the show so far less definitely less huh well what do we find out God's about him yeah who would be his top who would be his top yeah Satan if anybody's gay it's the devil for sure for sure for
sure a better time I can see it Definitely those extra you you don't think gay you don't think God is gayer than the devil no I think I think the devil's probably gayer feels he has more fun I know he's more like mischievous the devil is so organized and [ __ ] and he's got that goatee God is organized and the cape God is such a daddy oh yeah you're so right that's why he's a father that's what I mean he's like on the seventh day everyone rest like he's so everybody just chill out sit
the [ __ ] down take a nap on Sunday yeah interesting taking the longest sip by the way that's so funny interesting this is not where I thought this night was going to lead no cuz we started with the Taliban where's the what the War Stories horror stories let's see if there's some good good ghost ones in here let's see if there's any good ones in here I would love I would I would I would love to hear a good horror story if you if you have I oh well that's you can't do that don't
don't throw it out like we want to hear one but from us from the neighbor okay they're closer sorry what happened we have a game room and way to flex sorry Well it goes tou you have a game room okay go on and we actually hear all kinds of stuff going on in that room and when we put our granddaughter in there in the swing and you if you take video you can actually see orbs All Around video you got a Dusty room I have a housekeeper the room is clean you're the housekeeper God damn
Flex number two yeah Jesus what well what kind of games are in there like Sega Genesis like are they games that ghost would attach to all stuff you guys talked about it's not a gay room it's a game room not the but they're mutually exclusive you know what I mean but I learned a lot about coming tonight by the way you learned a lot about coming tonight you don't do it often welome by the way that doesn't make the dude you're sitting next to feel much better they're hitting themselves from at first but no dude
I'm about his age I understand but you get to be our age your [ __ ] comes out like like your dick has Mesothelioma I those are the orbs that she's seeing on the camera science yeah also that wasn't a good ghost story at all uh I'm going to give a third third times a charm M Madam she she's been patient she volunteered earlier I'm I'm I'm going to go here on the corner ma'am you few years ago on Halloween a few years ago on Halloween my friend and I we were looking for some people
who had passed away like in a cemetery right that's where they'd be I don't think they die they don't die in cemeteries have passed away I'm looking for go ahead sorry we looking for the Tombstones and we went to like the main office and try to find like Hey where's this person at office was closed so we might have accidentally Ro into the cemeter anyways big big maum in the middle right so we're walking around the cemetery and we both see two children running around giggling right because they also broke in yeah are you guys
looking for Drake's Tombstone you know people bring flowers people bring you know children sorry continue like what the [ __ ] are these kids doing here right looking for parents There's only one car in the lot it's our car so we're like what's going on we walked around the cemetery couldn't find our people but we were like okay those kids went into the maum right like crazy people were're like well what your problem make sure those kids are okay we go into the maum only one entrance one exit no [ __ ] kids God we
got out of there so fast threw the flowers on an empty St it [ __ ] oh man that's a good one were there did you did you search any of the names on the walls for like children on of the mum terrify you literally got the thing you were looking for that's right that was the yeah now you see why guys love the Chase and then we get you we're like a you got the thing that was the evidence they might I bet if you would have looked on those walls there would have been
unfortunately the the tombs of a couple of children in there and that would have blown my [ __ ] mind were these ghosts were they I'm sorry were these children did they look did they look ghostly were like was it kind of like a transparency Thing or you like you thought they were flesh and blood human being children we thought they were real huh wow the laugh was silly the locker was chil Locker they were giggling were the that's what kids do clothes yeah that's yeah were the were the clothes like old fashiony clothes like
old sailor outfits they clothes made of silk she goes in the mle they stuck together help she got a velc chrome apart yeah yeah these are these are old children becauseit they jokes it's fine huh so so what the clothes the oh yeah I still want to know yeah like were they from Forever 21 or were they dressed like Pinocchio like which yeah what kind of clothes Pinocchio clubes so like old timey kind of clubes you're old timey but you're like probably couldn't get that at Target you know what cemetery what all right per y
that's [ __ ] weird as [ __ ] man you can go to any Cemetery for you want to go this where's that Cemetery where's an island you [ __ ] do they close where are you hanging out at night yeah this guy's like no what were they wearing Though wow that was [ __ ] okay okay just curious gotcha gotta I was checking on where his mom is oh your dad snuck out oh [ __ ] he was dragged out that's the second time he's done that in my life a buy [ __ ]
dude I felt that bro you're bouncing your water I thought you were like doing this motion to the sadness of his family turmoil two-handed oh man what a child it's too bad yeah man this uh oh man has been one of the most fun shows of this of the entire first two seasons man yeah this was such a pH this is so fun God T of fun man yeah this is this is literally just like an idea to do for cuz it's in LA to like have friends join us on stage we've never done this
before first time ever so I hope you guys had a [ __ ] great time yes sir damn damn so with all that being said uh Matt is going to be like pausing temporarily stepping away from Haunted homies due to like his tour coming up so he might come up he might jump on future shows um also also be popping around can't do all of them unfortun but consistently yeah it's impossible so Josh is joining on board now as co-host for haunted homies thank you good luck I'm ready dude I love ghost stories and I
love getting scared oh you're going to get some good ones not tonight but you're you're going to get some really good g- storage man yeah man so this has been a blast thank you dude so much for coming appreciate it Michael [ __ ] killed it thank you so for having me bro this is so fun yeah I think that's the show I haunted homies thank you so much everybody oh
