Are you wearing a bridal outfit yeah nice St we're here to get our wax now who makes more huh now who makes more engage your core lock your arms I don't know you're fine can you give us all of the evidence I'll buy your house right now you had to sit in a class with premature files did I come once I saw my mom in handcuff you f you fart welcome to haunted homies with Matt rri Elton caste and Cory sheerer a show about all things that haunt you from ghosts and monsters to worst life
decisions bad breakups embarrassing moments and Unforgettable story all told Live From Within Comedy Club what's up oh my goodness damn god dude thank you guys so much for coming out man this is a awesome all right so the last show we decided to open Pandora's Box and figure out if anyone in the crowd wanted to admit to something that they had done before that no one ever knew like a prank or a crime or anything like that we found out y'all are yeah what the it's actually not funny you guys you guys hurt people numerous
Stories of fifth graders trying to kill their teachers that was a real thing that happened on the last show six people were like tried to murder this like why B minus they like ah I get it so we really want to find out if anyone has a story that they want to admit to something they've done that haunts them that they finally like tonight's the night I'm going to take credit for what I did so we're curious if any do anyone have a story right off the top of their head there are no cops here
this is a safe space yeah everyone's going to be okay ignore all the cameras and the microphones yeah ignore those those are fine you can't use it it's like it's like a RP song you know what I mean you can't be incriminated anymore oh you have one oh we got one this isn't going to be good this is an involuntary story what is it my ex was wanted by the cops and I drove him across state lines and we ran from the cops for like 3 hours your ex was wanted by the cops and you
ran him over state lines we I drove him over state lines to run from the cops for like 3 hours that's love right there most of y'all man most of y'all wouldn't even call your man Uber if He was one by the C ain't man Bonnie and Clyde I love that what was he wanted for uh stealing your heart she like no tens of thousands of dollars my 10 kilos of heroin but what what what what what did he steal he stole like $1,000 worth of crap from Walmart $1,000 worth of from Walmart I think
that's all of Walmart that's Walmart pay for it that that's love though you knew he like were you guys when you say you were running from the cops was it like act of like sirens chasing you or like you were just kind of you know running away from them towards the end yes towards the end and did they catch you uh we just dropped to the police station I said screw this I'm not going to jail you go so you dropped them off at the police station I went back that's not love that's uh it's
kind of a move if I'm being honest like he must have felt so secure he was like you might ride or die and she was like die pull up you know what I feel like happened everything was okay and then like 2 hours in you guys got into an argument oh my God you know where we're going I love you babe I love you too let me see your phone what no police station pull up Let me go through your phone right now me out of here you stole $1,000 worth of not one thing for
me what the that's good love right there games he stole ,000 worth of video games and then he would sell them to GameStop for more money for $30 for more money to GameStop not the GameStop I know no gam it could be the newest Call of Duty and GameStop is like best I can do you owe me $20 came out that's why used not GameStop sorry but they so they Walmart would sell it for $10 and Gamers would buy it for 40 Walmart sells video games for $10 GameStop starts us for 40 wait hold on
you could he could have just bought it for $10 and sold it for 40 made $30 without committing a crime and got that greedy over okay you deserve that give it up that's amazing that's that's love that's love right there that's love right there wow all right anybody top that has anybody suck their man's in the electric chair or something what do you want is your final meal you didn't say I had to eat it you know what I mean you know How electricity conducts through like poles just oh God can anybody top that is
anybody has anybody uh oh wait we got one someone was murdered and I someone was murdered in your vacation rental home money okay all right wait the whole the whole premise is that you're admitting to something I was not there I lived in California okay where's this vacation rental home Minnesota Minnesota who the is vacationing and you sure it wasn't a suicide the Wi-Fi won't connect non refundable $700 cleaning fee anyways how are they murdered H what's that a Hol bullet one more time Hol bullet a hollow bullet what what what's a hollow bullet h
y h a hollow point bullet okay that checks us so so shot say that yeah I don't need to know Buckshot like I don't need to know weird details like that left-handed like why are you giving me weird details shot okay murdered in the v do you still own this property just sold it just sold it did you tell somebody somebody died in there I had to disclose it you had to disclose it is it haunted now could be could be Well good for you yeah well you didn't murder them right okay so you're not
admitting to something okay this is good not the theme of the question we're kind of asking but I appreciate you bragging about having two homes thank you we know what you're [Music] doing let's let's tighten it to a more specific question then um because like we said last show we kind of asked the theme of like has anybody committed like any kind of fun pranks they were doing on their friends or family or just maybe a cooworker maybe that it just went a little too far that it maybe haunts you a little bit that you
have a little bit of regret because it went a little too far see uh a little turkey hand right there yeah what's that what' you do I'm coworker and I feel like y'all shouldn't be sitting that close to be co-workers okay so she's my boss and we're wait okay Power Dynamic Dog nice so one night after the bar I walked her home and turns out one thing led to another what does that mean [Music] nice dude how do you have your cooworker who's also your Boss I love that so much and I love that she's
a woman and your boss I love that he's still dirty talking like who now who makes more huh now who makes more I like that all right so why' this go too far is is that your confession that you guys are [ __ ] now I feel like no one knows that we're together oh oh [Applause] oh yeah so no one knows except for 300 people now not even the people you're sitting with knew until right now are those also your co-workers yes oh man they were like I knew the break room stunk I knew
it where do you guys work a restaurant a restaurant ew it's Olive Garden but you guys make it smell like Red Lobster that's why the bread sticks never came [Laughter] out okay all right you don't have to say which restaurant but it's fun to imagine okay is that the is that the full confession as well my family thinks gay what's that my family thinks he's gay your family thinks he's gay nice dog under the radar I like that stick it why why do they think he's gay he's your room oh you told him you were
his roommate you guys do share a room sometimes That checks out are you also actually roommates yes what your boss is your roommate who's also your boyfriend who's also your body what the that's too much going on in one household who's also secretly not gay secretly not gay is hilarious wait do you have like a Persona you put on when you walk around everybody he not he's 10 years younger than you are yeah nice dog yeah nice you keep keeping these secrets you're going to age those 10 years real fast oh yeah nice wow I
like this a lot this is so much better than that other we heard earlier not one person got [ __ ] in that story this is good this is good I like this a lot would you turn her into the police station if you had to probably not probably okay you guys are going to make it I really wish the best for you guys wow that's beautiful is there a third is is there a third one we can end the segment on is there a good third one you may top that something they want to
confess to in the back okay this is bad we're nurses and hold on she said it's bad and you guys went I was training her and we had a patient die and we got the body out really fast and then we hid Her under the bed and put the sheet over her and the charg come to help me what wait wait wait I'm lost okay I heard all of that but I would like you to repeat it for the class please repeat it one more time that's hilarious me and her had a patient die and
we got the body out really it's her and I but okay and we hid her on the bed and put a sheet over top of her and told the charge nurse to come help us put the body in the body bag and when the Chargers got there she jumped up and grabbed damn that's good damn that is good did they their pants that's a good prank dude you would have got punched in the mouth for sure zombie wow oh that's good see nurses get a lot of leeway with that sh so there's so much to
play around with in a hospital just killing people a lot of good pranks wow you've got cancer ah it's it's a cold you're [ __ ] fine dude these are good though like the last show all we had was like this girl said that she can beatbox with her vagina yeah so unless some of y'all can play the tambourine with your titties you going have a hard time topping that one yeah we had like three people be like yeah We tried to my teacher we're like God damn dude Omaha dude I like it a lot
I like it a lot that is that's a really good prank you hit him under the sheet what if he would what if she would like would have forgotten her queue and he just zipped her up make it all the way to the morg zombie full zombie what's that we don't like it when they flop in the bag so when they flop in the bag what does that mean I don't like the live ones in the bag you don't like the live ones in the back that's good that is good okay solid okay if someone
could top it if not we'll move I'm open to it you have one right here uh we parked illegally and and then Jay walked chased and so it turned into like a police chase in the helicopter and being handcuffed on the side of the road and it just ended up that we were at a Red Lobster the word security was just in his large pinch right here okay so you couldn't see that his shirt has security and so that's who was trying to stop us from parking mil e and it turns out that we ended
up yes so because you parked illegally in front of Red Lobster you Were handcuffed cops showed up with a helicopter and everything did you ask to speak to a manager or anything she was too busy I was going to say I was going to say maybe he had a mouth full of clam out or oh [Applause] [Laughter] God gross ew yeah it's nasty but they're workplace so should I damn you got in trouble just for parking illegally should I tell you about the the the time I got my mom arrested when I was 14 oh
yes what story is [Laughter] this you ever think you know somebody I was 14 years old and I I straight up got my mom arrested for child endangerment uh because I was masturbating in a car was she in the car no oh thank God it was it was that time of I we can relate right don't don't leave me alone on this one so far you're on your own you know that time where you first discover masturbation and you want to do it all the time every time anytime possible still doing it yeah 100% every
time it's like the first time like every time you look at your dick you're like you still do this whenever you want yeah right before we came on stage Matt was actually we came off stage right before we came On stage it crazy there's there's a b of dude in here doing it right now hand check everybody hand check okay continue so my mom would not leave me at home she wouldn't do it she made me anytime she had to run an air and she would take me with her and she took me to Walmart
and and I was like all right I'm at Walmart I'm not at home leave me in the car and she left me in the car and there by the way this is like numerous times numerous times that she would do this and one of the times she left me in the car and apparently I was in the car mastur baiting mhm as 14-year-olds do aggressively amateur baiting but yeah and some older lady walked by the car but all she saw was just like here down and just saw me convulsing and sweating why do you jerk
off with your whole body I'm 14 I'm experimenting up my arm was getting to get the the momentum engage your core lock your arms I don't know why do you jack off like you're in a rocking chair bro so this lady was like somebody left their special child in the Car okay and somehow there's bird on the inside of the windshield God okay keep going I want hear this I want to hear this so she had to have called or let like Walmart security know and I'm I'm zoned in dude like eyes closed I'm just
locked in I'm thinking of Spice Girls and power pup girls or whatever I can poly W my head okay and a Walmart security dude knocks on the window and I panic and I'm sweating and I wrap everything up and I just look at him and he's like roll down the window and I I don't know how but I was like locked in like I didn't have the keys I couldn't roll down the windows like I was just locked in the car and I just looked at him like oh and he must have thought I was
like asking for help but I was just terrified well you were asking for help but not uh for safety police officer ends up showing up right they wait for my mom they my mom comes to the car they make an announcement over the PA system I think that's how my mom found out that there's some child sweaty locked in a car whatever Polie show up I get out of the car and they ask what was happening and I went my mom locked me in the Car it was really hot I'm scared because I didn't want
to admit that I was jerking off in our Jeep Wrangler and they ended up arresting her and taking her in and I just never said a thing at all you didn't tell you were in there working the stick shift you didn't tell you in there and there're shifting gears I never said anything what yep you need you need to tell her this did I come once I saw my mom in handcuffs of course he came yeah oh my God I had I had to get picked up I had to get picked up like w my
best friend's parents then you started jerking off in their car I can't bust unless I'm mobile got to be on the move I like scenery oh my God that's um I don't know I don't know what happened the charges or anything we never talked about it she never brought it up and she never asked me to run an errand with her again and then you and then you just got to stay at home and do what you wanted to do in the first place look at that working out yeah not wait hand both Oh e
e bro if you jerk off with both hands you're a Monster again like you just turnning your own butter dude come on Man it's about having gentle it's about having a balanced physique arm core other arm change it up guess so I guess so wow huh anyone else jerked off in a van they may jerk off on an airplane a train snowmobile wait is there a hand up back there not me but I got you beat you got him beat it's even worse in middle school I walked in on a friend masturbating and you know
what she was using huh you know the things they practiced tattooing on it was a full-on forearm and wait like a man a mannequin arm from here up what they practice tattoos on yes that is a found a play wait where' she get it she gave herself a slimy sleeve that's disgusting in middle school yeah where' she find it in Middle School where'd she get the arm her father was a tattoo artist okay well I want to thank everyone for coming to our paranormal podcast yeah uh did she return the arm I sure hope not
well you got to hand it to Her her brother just tattoos on it w far it made it in oh God no hold on what what side was she you did she go elbow first oh Lord it was like this it it was like this I ain't going to get up and show you you what I said I'm not going to get up and show you you don't have to you just answer my question she started from the elbow so it would the arm would have been hanging out like this low five down low how
many fingers am I holding up my now that's elbow grease [Laughter] ew I know dude that beat the beatboxing story though that might good in school it's probably it for that portion can't imagine it goes really any higher than that so next portion of the show um we have some fan submitted stories and like I said the podcast we're going to cover all things haunting everything from Paranormal to things that just haunt you in your personal life so first we have some funny stories that been that have been submitted that haunt these people just in
their own personal life we're going to read some Of them first have some fun and then we'll dive back into the Paranormal stuff sound cool let's get to some and these people who submitted these stories are here they are all here and we will have questions after yes all right this first uh story The the tagline reads I found out my husband was cheating on me by going through his phone and finding things from my sister's only fans account are you wearing a bridal outfit oh I hope it's a same guy wait is this your
story what what does it say it says R wife R wife oh my God it it looks like it says Corpse Bride you guys you guys get objectified it's a wonderful outfit I love it very much it's a note from me but I appreciate it very much thank you I'll meet you in the field so cute was it really your story it's my story all right this will be good okay okay fantastic the story read sit down around Valentine's Day I decided I needed to finally determine whether or not my husband was cheating I've been
suspicious for a year or two but lacked any real proof his phone had recently broke and was sitting in a drawer next to my bed he was already Sleeping on the couch because we had a fight when I asked him if he was sleeping with his coworker I woke up in the middle of the night and decided I would pop out the memory card to his phone I used a skull earring to pick the lock because I am symbolic and was pretty sure this marriage was dead the next day I went to Target and bought
a card reader because I have an iPhone and the douche bag has a Samsung I started loading everything into my MacBook and at first didn't find anything but regular photos of us and our family I scrolled down to the bottom and discovered my worst fear many photos and videos of he and his coworker hooking up mostly mostly her sucking his and smiling wait you can do that at the same [Laughter] time it's like that movie smile oh it's better than frowning I guess right too much teeth dog too much teeth I know depends on what
you're into there were multiple women topless on Snapchat photos and videos I Didn't know he had taken of me and then the worst part photos and videos from my [ __ ] sister's only fans account as if being cheated on wasn't enough I then had to scroll through my own sister with a vagina out in photos and masturbating in videos now keep in mind he took the time to save all of these to a memory card he loaded on his phone since then I have left both my lawyer and multiple therabis speechless when I dive
into details of our split I framed the receipt from the card reader I purchased and placed it over his head uh in a photo of us the date is on the receipt obviously and is one I will always remember I recently went on my first date uh since my divorce and the guy's birthday is that same day I can't decide if that's fate or if I should run why are you in a bridal outfit cuz R wife R's wife oh is that oh okay got it got it yeah I'm interested in the sister though what's
going on with her I'm trying to hear about your sister split you know what I mean I'm sorry but also like don't Snoop around you know what I mean so are you With your sister right now no okay damn I am so how did you how did you you confront the sister uh I've never actually told her that she's a part of it at all you haven't even told your sister about it yet she knows that we're split but never told her the how do you do Thanksgiving knowing that you've both had the same stuffing
had that yet it's recent we haven't had that well how when was the divorce February February super recent wow okay I'll rebound I'm Dennis Robin baby you're just getting the rebounds you know doing it's a team effort so that's ah so you had the suspicion already you were already fighting you go through the phone you find all this what was that paper clip sorry yo whose phone is going off up here somebody should answer that you guys should you want can we answer it for you wait Can we answer it I think it's one of
y'all's it's definitely it's definitely one of y'all phones it's definitely your phone it's in there oh everyone boo hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry what is that oh it's your alarm take your birth Control oh my God now let me see your sim card is that my brother is that a tattoo arm oh oh my God so how did how did you confront him um I showed him like a slideshow of everything a slideshow you made a presentation that's so petty what' you use Microsoft was an app Windows Movie Maker wait was Windows Movie Maker it
was oh do we you you didn't for real do a projector that would have been amazing laser pointer as you can see that is not my [Laughter] vagina I could I understand the resemblance it is blood but oh man wow that is tough well sounds like it's for the better so how where did you go on the first date with this new guy oh God I don't remember didn't it just happen I think it was that local like the bar in restaurant it's called local it's called local way to splurge and did you tell him
you are married currently yeah he knows okay okay it went well though okay where'd you meet the guy Bumble bumble red flag a little bit well now which one's Bumble is Bumble the one where the woman has to message first yes yes so you were interested yeah the hot guy yeah how old is he 38 38 thought you said he was hot I'm not dead y'all my knees are still good dog m okay and he had the same birthday as your ex no his birthday is the day that I kicked my ex out oh so
it's kind of like a rebirth maybe a new relationship was born the day that one died I like it I said give him another shot sleep with him this time did you you did yeah shout out to local sh a local man I wow you the first day I love it good for you you got to find out you got to find out good for you was it decent nice oh that's beautiful did you ask him if he slept with your sister I will you should follow up good well thank you for your story I
appreciate it I'll see you at the altar [Laughter] oo okay this story says I found out my doctor boyfriend that only had one leg that was reattached on backwards was cheating on me the entire relationship wait his leg was table is your Best friend is a toxic friendship no way this ends well okay what hold on what what was the like line again got cheated on by a guy with found out yeah I found out my doctor boyfriend that only had one leg that was reattached on backwards was cheating on me the entire relationship wait
why was his leg attach put on backwards he's walking around like a giraffe just knees snapping the other way dude wow he Moon walking over to other's house [Laughter] wow okay okay I was in a serious relationship with this guy who had one leg that was on backwards it's called a rotation plasty no it's called a [ __ ] up oops gave you that good rotation blast R nurses I didn't think someone with one leg would ever end up cheating but hey here we are we ended up moving to Chicago he was a homie hopper
that's good okay I'm sorry read it gave you that Pogo okay we ended up moving to Chicago for his orthopedic surgery residency and at that time I was driving back and forth between Omaha and Chicago one of the mornings I was there and I had this gut feeling that he was talking to someone he works with he had a Mac desktop And there was no option for guest login under his name I clicked password hint and the hint was my name I didn't think a doctor would be dumb enough to have that simple of a
password but I typed in cam with his name being Cameron and it unlocked everything who has a three-letter password his messages were linked from his iPhone and I deep dived the entire 9 hours he was at the hospital and found multiple girls he was talking to and one of them being a respiratory therapist and a radiology technologist at the hospital he was working at talking a rich I also had given him my Foo Fighters backstage pass you bragging right now so he could go when I wasn't there and he ended up taking one of the
girls he was cheating on me with to it I found out by seeing her Instagram and the picture he also posted on Instagram in the exact same spot needless to say I walked down to the bar a block from where we lived and didn't answer his calls or text eventually I went home and he was crying and I packed up my things and left the next morning but now whenever I talk about that story I always call him the one-legged doctor [Applause] why was His leg backwards uh he had cancer he backwards he was wait
but why would it be backwards um so his ankle could be his new knee joint is prosthetic oh his ankle could be the knee joint in in the new prosthetic I didn't know they could do that yeah it's rare huh it is rare like Humpty Dumpty you know what it's so hard cuz like I want to make so many like jokes about his situation but it sound mean but then he's also a piece of [ __ ] so you kind of can't no I'm just saying natural I'm not holding back I'm just saying naturally like
instinctually you're like this dude you remember a situation you want to go ah well did you show off when you went back to the house to pack up your um you should just send him pictures with your new guy but it's just him from the waist down just just two legs just swimming oh did he beg to keep the relationship going and you said let's just take it one step at a time and you were like sorry man you don't got a leg to stand on I can't help you out [Applause] anymore sorry I don't
feel bad he cheated I don't give a I know So wait so how many was he hooking up with multiple people yeah how many was it I think three or four that I down three or four how was the though it was good so we had three legs and lost one that's balance look at God look at God evening things out ungrateful that's tough man well sounds like you made the right move congratulations when last how long ago was this um five years ago five years ago have you seen or spoken to him since um
no really not at all good for you he called me crying one time he called you crying one time and asked like if I could take him back I said he asked if he asked if if you would take him back you're like I'm not taking a step backwards Sho only one of them oh whatever dude whatever this dude that's why it's shoe not shoes yeah if he ever needs an arm we know where we can find one though so should have attached it what if you can you probably can't do that no okay next
St thank you thank you give it up y'all that was amazing oh me the f is this word huh a aestheti Esthetician esthetician with a nasty waxing [Music] story when I started my Aesthetics career 10 years ago I had to take on Groupons for Brazilian waxing as that was the way is as that is what my boss offered new clients to get them in the door I made $8 per wax and it was rare to get tipped I've seen all kinds of things during this time and usually nothing really bothers me when it comes to
waxing when I say that I was shocked by what I had seen that day it's definitely an understatement this girl was a typical cute easy client with a f when I first saw her and had had a sire of relief when I looked when I took her back to the room I was definitely wrong on that one I'm not sure what she had been doing before her appointment but it wasn't showering I had to trim her matted Bush before I could even think about putting wax on that situation I managed to get through that and
when it was time for the best back I didn't think it could get any worse than it already was but I was wrong again I get her into position to wax her backside and there is literally a dingleberry in [Applause] her Oh I proceeded to go around it in hopes that it didn't fling off at me when I ripped the wax off after that day I learned real quick to offer wipes to all clients getting Brazilian she waxed around the little turd but I as the homie wouldn't you be like you mind getting that ah
where where where's Bri Bri Bri Bri Bri Bri what up Bri how you doing good now how are you doing you're okay do you still work at this place uh no no I still I I am still an aesthetician you're still an esthetician but no more vaginas well I still do that you still do that got it you just do it for fun now you don't do Groupons anymore do do Groupons meaning other people have to come in together like as a group no you know you don't have to do that it's a coupon well
why is it called group that's the we're here to get our [ __ ] wax man see me and the crew coming through getting slit hey they call us dingling the berries e okay so I just got I want to say this when you said that like Her pubes were matted up was it like dreads you know you know like how bad stead I don't know what it was it was like gross like did it look like a dead animal it was like stuck together with like stuff velcro come maybe I don't know okay okay
other than like the hair and the dingleberry how was the vagina actually like in and of itself no you don't know you didn't even see it well I saw it I just blocked it out I bet when you waxed it it went [Applause] thank you thank you starts talking to you it's been 19 I owe you my life there's a 2-year-old baby just like finally oh mama oh you saved a life you really did disgus were you circling the D jingleberry as you were waxing like an orca tracking its prey that's terrifying wait how did
the dingleberry end up coming off it didn't stayed put that's fair that's almost just as bad you like you put it back in it would have been funny if you just pushed it back In was she like when when you were describing her in the beginning of the story she was like a cute girl like seemed very well put together seemed hygienic yeah God aren't looks deceiving isn't that so annoy you just never know and that's why you got to sleep with people on the first date imagine you fall deeply in love with somebody you
got blow blow a dingleberry out of the way at some point was it like a raisin or was it like a gray it was a good raisin rais rais and girl don't even poop yeah how did that get there that was somebody else's tur wow somebody played pin the dingleberry on this cute girl this is disgusting yeah thank you Nebraska do you see more good vaginas than bad vaginas good good shout out to Omaha you guys are doing a good thing out here good for y'all good for y'all well thanks okay next story we have
we have one more uh funny we'll move to Paranormal one more funny one than paranormal this might be worth uh it's a bit of a long One so it might be worth bringing to life a little bit oh should we act this story out please be another dingleberry Story please I can make it one real quick no you leave it be it it's okay two friends were getting their [ __ ] waxed act it out like we're starting dual lawnmowers mama okay read it what's the log line all right the log line is getting arrested
because I flashed a cop through a sunroof the Sun 2017 okay it was just before my senior year in high school okay and you can only expect crazy and wild things to happen the summer before you're the top dogs in high school acting out okay top dogs show us your F you fart a a deal of the deal a deal of the deal that you guys in the back couldn't see they were tucked into her belt you guys Couldn't see it this might have been the craziest evidence we've ever got wow wow nice good job
those are fantastic show us yours now shut up mine are way too expensive wow um I'm going to go sit in your mom's car for a little bit I'll be back don't mind me I'll just be outside minding my own business steaming up the windows it's now it's now Spice Girls power pump girls and [Laughter] M read the story to give you to give you more perspective I come from a town that has a population of 250 people in the middle of northern Minnesota Yeehaw yeeh that's not a town that's an apartment complex by the
way okay it was a Friday night and a few of my friends wanted to go booze cruising if you're not from a if you're not from a small hick town this is usually just driving around and drinking beer i' had gotten ready stole a case of beer out of my mom's garage and at around 900 p.m. we took off for the Night the friend that picked me up had a Pontiac Grand pre and this specific car had a sunroof we had drove around for hours just jamming to music and ditch bogging the [ __ ]
is Ditch bogging what the is that that's what she does for a [Laughter] living ditch bogging does anyone know what that is you drive through ditches you drive through like the mud in the water you drive through ditches you you destroy your car while drunk with your truck the the mud and the water throw every you are inass yeah you guys need you guys wait till you guys hear about the internet bro you guys are going to lose your mind okay so this story is about Amish people let's do it okay okay okay we're ditch
bogging 2:30ish a.m. rolled around and we were headed back towards our hometown because I had the drunk Munchies we were a few miles from my house on the highway and at this point I was a whole new person the alcohol had kicked my so hard I had to keep one eye open and one eye shut to concentrate on what was happening fine you're fine you're fine You're fine we had gotten closer to town and I noticed a car was in front of us on the other side of the highway [Applause] move was that shut up
drunk me had light bulbs lighting up in my head with what I thought was the best idea of my life I had put my beard down climbed onto the center console and positioned my feet so I didn't fall over while opening the sunroof I stuck the top half of myself out and started shedding my top [Applause] layer not just a sweatshirt but my t-shirt and bra as well [Applause] [Music] [Applause] all your tickets weren't nearly as expensive enough okay in your dreams virgins all while we are about to pass the oncoming car on the highway
as the car passed I had then successfully flashed someone my out of a sunroof as drunk as I was I've never sewed up so quick when I realized the person I had flashed had Sheriff written On the side of the car by the time I shoved myself back into the car and put a random t-shirt on that my friend had in the back of her car the cop had whipped around and had its lights on when he pulled us over my friend and I were both arrested damn my friend was arrested for a DUI and
I was arrested for indecent exposure Ure at this time I was only 17 so all of it was complicated and the charge didn't stay on my record until after I turned 18 Thank God now I live by two rules don't drink beer and stay away from sunroofs all right be honest was it you the flash the cop yes she would have was it really no oh have you learned nothing just a Serial flasher uh over there Julian shame shame shame I don't know hold on hold on there's a picture that on here you don't got
enough money for that I've got okay hey Hey listen this is Nebraska I've got $20 okay pay your rent baby girl [Laughter] oh my God okay is this still on your record right now no when does it get expained is there is There like a limitation to it I had to do a St of audification you had to what stay of a judication okay I had classes with premature pedophile wait you had to sit in a class with premature py that's like take that's like teaching a dog class with treats all around the room I
was like this what you do your was out damn okay okay wait how long was class it's like 35 minutes ma that's it the class is 35 minutes long and there's like no more through the sunroof and you're like f okay wait this a hell hole what about your friend cuz your friend got tried as an adult right oh yeah to jail for that for how long well it depends I don't even know when she got bailed out but yeah you L your driver's license everything hold on it for the DUI you got your friend
arrested for a DUI and then you don't even know how long she was in jail for how much it cost to get out you were just having a good time in class with pedos and just didn't care couldn't be friends with me after that she wouldn't be friends with you after that I wonder why everything rude yes we're a good Duo you're the best duo I've seen since these name a better Duo I'll wait maybe those two well I don't Know oh that's tough cuz like you're having fun with your friend you know what I
mean like she she knew she knew when the sunroof was she was on the same game plan that's not that's not fully on you you can't waste your best move days not showing them you can't what waste your best move days not showing them you can't waste your best Bo boob days is that a thing I know that's wait really women have good boob days really do they change in the weather I don't understand like what what what like what classifies a good boob day like they're they don't sag they do before kids oh that's
yeah what's that not even just kids just when they don't have the wear and tear understandable so there's a so there is a day even before having children that women will be like oh they look better today than usual that's interesting because dudes I don't know that we have good days but we do have different level of heart we do have that yeah every dude is like there there's soft there's hard and then there's ho h o Rd that's when you're you're like who is this who what I a't never seen that inch before I
don't know what it's just a Different level of like when you jerk off you're not like you're not hoard you're just hard you can get through that you know I'll be honest a good a good soccer day happy day great day when you wake up in the morning you're like wow occasionally soft we're doing that today soft good job buddy you know it depend you know what you know what it costes that though it depends on what kind of pants you're wearing I think oh I just got these uh they're like um like those those
swish those like kind of swishy pants or whatever like like almost like a like a windbreaker material yeah you get a good soft hang on that fellas treat yourself dude what has happened to our podcast what the what just sharing tricks of the trade you know the trade that's all should we go into paranormal I guess let's do it first question just cuz we don't have an asked yet who here make noise 100% believes in the Paranormal really good amount good amount and we always like to gauge about the opposite who absolutely does not believe
100% really You don't believe can I can I ask you why you don't wait hold on you didn't even believe your own phone was ringing and it was in the phone was in your and you're like no not me not me all right break it down why no why no ghosts I just haven't had an experience I guess you just haven't had any experience yet you ever had your butthole eight be Hest people not out here doing it you a master with a a tattoo on hard to believe but it's out here well that's kind
of the hope for these stories like these stories we're about to read are again from people here at the show who have had paranormal experiences in hopes that we can maybe turn you into a Believer I mean I believe it but like I just haven't experienced it myself I guess understandable well hopefully these can kind of reassure you has anybody here not a submitted story but maybe they wanted to or didn't know they were supposed to submit a story anybody had any of like the highest oh how do I want to word this like the
the Poltergeist level activity like the most extreme kind of interaction you could possibly have anybody it been dragged Scratched hurt thrown around a room have you so my parents about kind of in the middle of hey and And to clarify did you see this happen or is it like hearsay no this has happened to all of us in the family and you you've had someone in the family been then thrown pushed levitated head to backwards vomited yeah yeah so in their house it's they're the only ones who ever Liv in the house down in the
middle of Egypt like it's Egypt Egypt EGP oh bum you have to say that can't just be like Cairo so well then there a totally different set of like beliefs in God and stuff out there so anyways so at their house there is this we call it the Mist like it is this like black St I'll take another go are you ordering a drink mid story that's the most alcoholic I've ever seen in my entire life okay where is it we call the like the M it's like this black mist that kind of like will
hang over you but it will shove you it'll like it shove my sister off the couch I've been downstairs and it's like shov me while I was watching a movie but you always see it coming And it yeah it's like this Mist that like hangs around and then it'll like like it it doesn't even try to hide like it just floats throughout the house yeah all every like every single person in my family has seen it separately without anybody else around and has anyone done any research on the house as like is it is it
the land maybe it's on is there anybody passed away in the house it might have been some like Indian burial ground or something was anybody using drugs [Laughter] man oh man says the other black [Applause] mist if you find some you let me know we going to find a sunroof let's go bro do you do you have any if everyone's seen it do you have video of It pictures anything no because you can't picture it I tried you can't picture it like I've tried to videotape it and you can't see it you'll see like kind
of like a movement in the shadow but people are like oh that's just Light Shadows and stuff like that but like you can't get it coming at you like it does it just doesn't develop on the camera is that what you're saying oh that's even creepier we've tried phones we've tried like Actual cameras you should set up a GoPro in the corner of your living room and just kind of wait for it to happen if feels a little less forced maybe it won't see it coming yeah yeah trick it yeah trick it yeah yeah yeah
for sure Matt I'm going to sit on the couch now hope nobody shoves me so wait does that mean you have a bunch of videos of you guys just falling off couches it just doesn't show like it's green screened there's nothing there does you guys just get knocked off [ __ ] drugs drugs drugs it's less of a black mist more black tar heroin yeah that checks out that'll knock you off the couch sure will okay all right that's that's some good Poltergeist activity I like that can anybody top that you've had your you've had
your foot pulled so is her ex permanently I have a video of a UFO on my phone a video of a UFO on your phone yeah like how prominent is it just a light in the sky or you're like that's a UFO I uh lived in Denver okay up at like 3:00 a.m. and I looked out and I was like oh that's a bright ass star and then it Just disappeared and it wasn't cloudy at all so I filmed it and if you zoom in you can see the lights or thing that's creepy will you
send that to us when this podcast comes out it won't make any sense for this episode but for another episode for sure when we talk about UFOs and aliens yeah yeah I like that please please send please send us that I would love to see that thank you yep uh anyone else has any I'm I'm J cuz we've asked this before and sometimes we get get nothing but other times we've had people like actually have crazy phenomena I see your hand going up way back there have you seen someone just get thrown across a building
okay I haven't or anything and it's not like that one of our friends has a video it was a whole bunch of girls got done at the bars and they went back to their college house and they were taking a video of the girl dancing and in the background you see somebody Float by in the hallway and nobody else is there no way yeah no there's a video of it we've seen it you have a video video we'll get it for you oh and the very next day they sent it to the landlord and the
landlord like broke the lease and let them Move out and whoa it was like super creepy and it just floats by see it walk like Float by there's no legs and it's like there's no legs it's just like a body that float by in the hallway was it a doctor no legs it just Flo by yeah I'm just picturing a ghost on a hoverboard for some reason the little you just put your your way forward Vine wait the fact that the landlord saw it and then let you out of the lease makes me think that
that landlord knows who or what it is yep yeah did you ever ask the landlord like no why not didn't ask any questions it wasn't it's not us it was one like a group of our friends so I don't know what happened between the landlord and them but I know they got to break their lease and de gotcha send us that video please please find that send it to that's awesome I would love to see that were any of the girls hot what about the Dead one okay good to know good to know all right
let's read some stories there way calm down let's keep the TBL talk to a minimum imagine you around a fireplace campfire hearing some ghost stories so this says I saw my grandma weeks after She passed walking down the street in front of our home [ __ ] you doing on the street Street Grandma's for the [Laughter] streets she's for the streets now get out Grandma let me back in please we're telling everyone you're dead go go Grandma out there sorry sucking people's Souls out yeah I know I live in my grandparents home that's over a
hundred years old my grandma passed in 2018 and I moved into her old room for more space being I worked at home one day I'm sitting at my desk happen to look out my window and I see this old lady she was dressed exactly like my grandma would she even had her beloved red lipstick on I thought maybe it's an old lady with dementia so I should go help she stops at the end of the driveway turns facing the house and driveway she turns looks up toward me seamly to get my attention then starts walking
now when I mean walking this is faster than old people can walk I know what you're talking about that's what's [Laughter] sad I took off downstairs looking out of every window that leads to the back nothing I go all the way out side I can see several yards nothing I come In pale because I knew in my heart I had just seen my grandma weeks go by and I find my now Mentor who gives me a reading for confirmation and sure enough my loving energy-filled vibrant Grandma comes through saying it's about time I've been on
the streets damn I am floored because of I finally had my first full experience of course then years later my son starts to see black shaped figures in his room that would communicate with him as well as our childhood dog sleeps at the end of his bed he has told me wait the dog told you that sorry the way that was Ro roast sorry I talked to my sister who has also seen these shadow black figures peeking around the corners in our dining room it has been a great adventure these past few years my sister
who has got me watching this channel shout out to her thank you for bringing this amazing content and making it a safe space to share these stories wow uh Christina where's Christina at okay so can you tell us more about this has anyone else like seen your grandma oh no it was actually just me yeah it was just me that s have you seen Her since no I have not why'd you turn British have you seen her since it didn't sound British kind of did polite way of asking your granny you Yankees have you seen
your grandmother [Laughter] all right so you haven't seen her did you feel scared when you saw her bit comforting isn't it did your family believe you when you saw and you told everybody do they believe you oh my sister did um she's one that when I came in she saw me and so yeah she she belied me bollocks bollocks bollocks I that that's like comforting and scary at the same time like I don't know how how long was it after she passed that you saw her um it was about a year or so year that's
too long that's too long to come back to say goodbye I told my grandpa that before he passed away I was like don't say goodbye dip really yeah man yeah I feel like that's like that's like the appropriate cordial amount of time to come back to like say goodbye to your loved one like 24-hour turnaround after that you're going to scare me like I'm expecting maybe something of that in 24 hour a year later it's like [Laughter] go did you uh did you like granny I I did she was I I moved in with her
and that's why we got I got closer with her over that time of living with her so I actually kind of like take took care of her while I was there a okay and then you put her on the streets she not there suck a DI for butterscotch [Applause] candies and one of those little wafer cookies the chocolate vanilla and strawberry ones so good that's actually kind of adorable though that's that would give a little bit of Solace you know did your parents believe you or did any other family members believe you my mom did
a little bit um but it took her a little bit of time to get to her to like explain it to her but she she what else did this um who was it a medium that you were talking to yeah what what else did they say besides your grandma said it's about time she they just were kind of telling she's like going to be with with me along like these next journeys of my like my life here and be like supportive kind of like a spirit guide for me no way Oh that's actually fantastic news
I hope she bought I hope she paid for a ticket this ain't a free show guardian angel or not what's your grandma's name her name is Arlene Arlene all right Arlene we were just kidding about the good days [Laughter] earlier skeptical about this the idea of a spirit being with you at all times is a little bit scary I appreciate like the protection aspect of it but like you don't be around all the time no yeah not all the time no I think about that sometimes like if if I'm going if I'm going to masturbate
I'll be like you got to Sage the room first yeah yeah I turn into the ghost I'm like get out some shit's about to go down I'm about to ghost bust yeah ghost bust yeah cuz that's kind that would make me so self-conscious cuz then you got Then I then I got to think about my grandpa being like again come on man let it breathe Grandpa's going to be like that's not a good Day come on boy oh my God so back to the ghost so I guess I just got one more question about this
the shadow figures you said that your son sees them as well yeah he came to me and was like I'm seeing these like shadows in my room and I was like are they talking to you like what's what's the what's the feeling here and he was just like they would talk to him they said they would they would when I would stage the house that they would go next door uh into like the house next door wait wait wait you would Sage the house and your son told you that the spirits would tell him that
they would leave the house while you Sage it they would go next door you're a terrible neighbor whatever the opposite of State Farm is that's you that's terrifying damn but also interesting to know that ghosts know what Sage is and they're like we just got to let this hair out and we right back in that bit how how old's your son uh my son's nine nine I feel like that's when you you can start believing them a little bit Nine they're conscious they can make it it's definitely believable he he actually was in my room
and when I mean he like woke up out of asleep like he was like full panicking like screaming that he saw something at the end of my bed you got to move I didn't know or to send it to your neighbors terrify thank you for your story I love that actually I love it thank you for that give your guardian angel makes a little bit of Haunting I like that okay so I read this one earlier and I will say I think this might be one of the craziest stories we've ever had submitted and apparently
the entire family is here as well so everyone involved in the story is actually here um the the tagline reads our house will be the next based on true events horror movie it reads our house was built in 1918 and our family has been in this house since 2008 before even settling down in this house my mom Christie has had many different expences growing up like a childhood painting that caused more hauntings than one person could bargain for or even Dreams and Nightmares that came to fish I Alexis joined the house in 2020 before living
with his family Sasha my now sister Would tell our friends all about the activity in the house many of those being that pictures on the walls would be ripped off the wall my mom was so upset that she had to glue the frames to prevent them from coming off the basement would look like a tornado went through it with heavy Furniture being flipped upside down down they even called a priest in in hopes to calm down whatever was happening but to no avail another time I had been woken up to my sister Sasha calling me
asking if my brother was in my room or if I was awake turns out they had seen someone pacing in my room from my window while I was asleep the same night we were sitting in our alley which faces our kitchen where we saw big hands opening our window blinds for only a split second at a time we hear constant running upstairs and heavy booted footsteps at our house many times throughout the night we even have the lady in white who we believe is a Dead witch that is connected to my mom from before even
living in this house now to get to something that has scared so many people from wanting to enter our house we believe this thing controls a lot of negative energy and has even caused some deaths in The home it looks like a gray translucent pointed elbow shouldered skin to the Bone almost like bat skin looking thing with hair that looked like it had not been brushed its facial features are gray its facial features are gray with only Hollow eye holes also it is but naked with dingleberries we truly believe that this is also caused my
brother and even my friend to be heavily affected by that energy to also the point of possession the entities in our home have quite the strength and energy where they have turned on gas fire systems strobe lights my mom does EP does have epilepsy lights opened doors slam doors on our faces held brooms straight up and even chokes and holds down people in their sleep what they also mimic voices of people who wouldn't currently be in the house along with animal sounds this is a house of horror that we keep trying to be ourselves in
with no fear we do have many many more experiences but we've been able to get help from many who know how to protect us and the dangers we encounter daily where's The Adams Family right here Alexis and everyone else I Assume that's what I say you guys got to move we would love to why why don't you move mortgage mortgage enough to get out of it be poor somewhere else that's insane I'd rather be out so much money not in a haunted house I will admit there's been if you listen to the story it said
that we were in the alley uh that when we watched the blinds yeah there's been many times we slept in the alley in my car you slept in the car because you were like too afraid to sleep in the house it'll chase them out of the house are you kidding me what this sounds like we we have so many videos and photos and like everything like my mom has videos of like the stroke light going off and her being like hey can you turn that off and it goes off and like like I said she
has epilepsy so like that's like a no no and like there's times where like just the door slam in our face or open for us like out of nowhere like we have so much going on it it's scary it's it sounds like almost every type of ghost I've heard of it's like Poltergeist greyman um what's the lady and lady and white was Lady and white what's the um the one the mimic one um I mean there's doppelgangers gang Walkers essentially too I don't know there's been many like we didn't even realize it was something to
be scared off for example the other day I heard my daughter singing and I came around the corner I was like what were you singing she was like I what are you talking about I wasn't even down there and I was like can you actually sing my sister is the singer she's prob oh so that's when you hear her singing you're like ah [ __ ] all never mind nice try this one sounds like a dying owl how how long has your family lived in this house for 2008 oh I've only came in like I
said 2020 and I've still experienced things and I'm like I adopted her and her brother and give her back I want to leave you just you adopted her into a Hell House did that's terrible feel better than P care doubt it this house is way better than the drama fromer okay so I don't know you called in a priest yes he couldn't help he it made it worse white magic the priest made it worse so what did he do he came and tried to do a blessing a cleansing and he agitated everything and just stirred
it up yeah it was it I a friend of mine after we started getting scratches and bird like we were we'd be Sitting there and all of a sudden you would get this bad Vibe and then uh I looked down one day and my daughter started getting like these lines on her and it was learning her she said it I can see scratches showing but she was like comparing to some burning and uh we had called somebody and a friend of mine and they they were very religious and I was like we pray we we
don't know what to do um and she said recommended a priest and so we we contacted the church um local and uh they sent a priest over and he did a blessing he did all the windows and what about the walls the sweat drops all these demons crawl oh please please mother oh please please God damn also I also I I love the idea cuz like ex exorcism or exercising a house is like such a big professional ordeal I love I love the idea of you guys living in the most like wholesome innocent Omaha town
and this one priest is like I'm not even really religious I don't I just I I help with the Banquets demons aren really my thing he's just like so you're asking such a big ask of like a regular priest apparently it was known as The Haunted House on Montgomery Street everyone knew Before you moved in that it was the haunted house on that street I got a deal you got a good deal I wonder why how much does this House cost uh I got it for $85,000 damn wait hold on is your mortgage $666 a
month elen you should buy this house dude you want to go halves you want to go halves and buy this house from them I mean yeah do you want to get the out of your house I always want D if we buy your I'm not even kidding can you give us all of the evidence everything that you've ever documented I'll buy your house right now $85,000 if if you if you genuinely if you genuinely have photos videos everything like indisputable proof I will buy this house from you get you theck out and help you even
get into your next one we'll even put you up in a if anyone knows me I'm not [Applause] joking you okay we're after the show I'm going to get your information send me everything and if it's legit we'll [ __ ] I'll we'll either I'll buy it or we'll do it together we'll buy your house and we'll help you get into tell what I'm I'm back here in Omaha in like a month you should come with me and we should stop by their house for an investigation let's do It D come here take man let's
do it take man we are actually impressed in Iowa it's only um like an hour from I can't my arm's not the oh you said Iowa I'm out I'm out don't buy the house don't buy house go by the house go by the house next story uh my grandma left me something it's a deal oh okay it's a deal it's 100% a deal all right we're going to buy your house we're they look up the history and there's like two confirmed deaths but also oh that's only it two 20 speculated deaths because that last okay
I'm I'm being 100% serious send me everything and if it's not cuz if anyone knows me I will go through everything if it's not I'm buying your house done deal or we are I don't care yeah Absolut we're going to turn it into a Starbucks we're going to gentrify your street it's like 9% interest 9% interest is that Iowa yeah Iowa damn I'm sure they feel the same way this hell hole of the state man we went there I bought it online now the thing is we I lived and worked in Missouri and my husband
was a Collegiate uh baseball coach and he got a job in I and we just went side unseen wow you bought it without even going to it that's By the way that's Belair house it's exactly what happened with chrisen Bill in the Blair House it was up for auction it was online sale she had no idea she bought it turns out it had like 150 years of paranormal history the house and no one had to disclose it cuz it's not part of like real estate regulations you don't have to disclose people doing seances in a
living room you should have to you don't have to you really should have to damn that's a I'm really look I'm really looking forward to seeing the the video and photo evidence you guys have that's super fascinating yeah we have a video of us doing a s in the living room do anything happen in it hold on what you just said your house is haunted y'all are getting bruised and scratched and getting pushed around and terrified and you said let's make it worse I love you guys I'm buying your house I don't live there I'm
girl oh you don't live there hold on Whose girl whose girlfriend are you Sasha oh what's up Sasha oh y'all lesbians and in Iowa no wonder they mad dibs on their room [Laughter] got what's that don't like gays for the ghosts don't like the gays no for real the house stole my wallet 6 Months ago and hasn't returned they better return that with interest just racking up charges just when did I rent The [Music] Exorcism we have tried to uh Dr Pride bud not anymore it was during pride month you stole it no no 6
months ago oh I think s months ago yeah up trying to look out you I know I appreciate it where am I sh yeah where in Iowa is this 45 minutes from bisa Crestville it's it's in between here and bisa right it's on the other side oh other side so it's an so two hours from here two story house three story house two story in a basement twostory in a basement that'll do it a twostory house for 80k and you didn't know it was haunted it's Iowa dude it's Iowa dude that's a man yeah you
forget we live in LA that's a normal house price dude only in La is a one bedroom 3 crack houses go for $1.2 million yeah you guys ever thought about just hustling drugs out of this house it has abolition rooms in the side and that's why they have the um suspected death because it was the last known place that they were seen a lot Really oh I bet some I bet some crazy dark was going on there like it's like maybe like a fake Safe House kind of thing yeah it has like a whole room
inside the wall no way we have we've sealed it off uh as best became just with Furniture we don't want anybody open up because when she was little um she was in the first grade and her and one of her friends who having sleepover and it was so big I treated it like a fun thing I flavor I turned it into like can play go play in the Wall go to your wall turned into a house so they had like a 3ot dollhouse a table and chairs in there and had it electric and so carpeted
and so it's like a nice little clubhouse and it's like a one bedroom in La nice it's pretty big in there and so the girls were in there playing and I heard screaming and the lights in our house started like uh dimming and getting really bright and we started hearing some crashing sounds and the light bulbs were in there shattering over their heads and they heard some growling and so I ripped them out of there and we sealed it that's from both of them plugging in their vibrators at the same time causing an electrical [Music]
surge wow dude that's nuts childhood toys are still in there I didn't care childhood toys boys are still in there where are your adult toys side table bedside table dude Ser with all furniture included by the way fully furnished I want it fully furnished bro seriously though that's actually like one of the craziest stories like we've heard this entire tour yeah that's wild that is pretty damn good thank you for sharing that with us I appreciate that that is our our full full time here um and I hope you've all had a wonderful time I
really do thank you you guys are so much fun oh Mya thank you so much for coming out and hang out with us I'll see you guys in about a month enjoy your week be safe yep and if anyone wants to grab merch all that is literally going towards all the camera guys that are here our editors making more of these episodes are all going on YouTube thank you all so much for being a part of the show you've been wonderful have a good night [Music] [Applause] [Music]
