my man what can you say about him a man who he lives in the heart of American show business we love them we love red buttons [Applause] [Applause] [Music] don't we have to coach but only one hat I told the Friars I said to the fries I was never a fan apart but I said please please don't put me in back of the comedian I wouldn't give this part 11 Thank You Larry King the only child of Martin Luther who's making a little over here tonight over here tonight to father Milton Berle comedian actor director
producer songwriter joke stealer and on the seventh day he rested I am here tonight mother or of not world the east west north and south yes it was true what they said about Nixon wherever I travel in this great land in pursuit of paying the rent the folks had one question in common about your business and that question was a heart big was not miss fame Christian Republicans in Davenport Iowa were interested in this we had the Vagina Monologues and I think that it's appropriate tonight to engage in missiles pride and joy and favorite friars
roundtable subject the the penis my nothing helped court in the back and in the afternoon we got a rundown of Milton dinner too nobody arrives to refute it [Applause] started into everybody Noma banky [Music] mariachi when they died Nottingham and although molested me when I was a kid the question always was and probably always will be because it became legend how what was there I thought about it had a good time thinking and so I wrote down a few few notes at random father sighs no no complained and it had its own heart lungs and
liver and it had a traffic light on every a salad bar and a Sun Deck which they used in grocery store in the summer months a tailor a tailor once measured his inseam and called the Bronx Zoo to pick up the escaped Python there's a 911 call the father during World War two a German u-boat use it as a periscope in Waco Texas the FBI used it as a battering ram and Jody Barry used it as a punching bag when he was still a fighter and he had a copter in the triple once landed on
maiya terrorist once flew a plane into it [Applause] it'll collapse [Applause] at full arrest it was the third tallest building in downtown Tokyo and until today you can still hear people all over Japan saying Luton Borough big cake [Applause] Harrison used it as a swinging vine Jane did too it looked like Danny DeVito sleeping between two pillows Schwarzenegger would know about that one in gaudiya in God well he wants to poppy in Johnstown Pennsylvania the natives ran for the hills of Supreme Being the game is broke in a boom it was used as a surfboard
and that's where the expression comes from Surf's Up first I know my friends that was that the Empire State Building King Kong Kong - it was Milton Milton never got an Oscar better get a dick [Applause] which today my friend is alive and well and then display the Smithsonian Institute under the billing Milton Berle top banana [Applause]
