Guys, I want initiative! I want ideias, I want suggestions! I want you to show me some guts!
You think life is a piece of cake! You think life is that waggle just to make it hard, guys! What are you thinking?
Well, we could invest this money in long-term funds. No. No… that’s exactly what I’m talking about.
You’re too naive, you’re all about naivety… Ana, do you know what life makes to naive people? It wrecks their faces! Comrades, life is not like that!
Life is not the hard cock you suck every other day, . . .
when your mother goes grocery shopping. It’s not! Life is a dark and saggy asshole, that was pink once, .
. . but now only gets fucked by flab cocks!
I’m sorry… It's not about being sorry! You have to wake up! I’m more experienced!
You think life is an old man balls! Greyish and lumpy. That makes a “schlop schlop” sound between his legs when he goes out for some snack.
But life is not like that. Life is a nipple that has a size of cracker, …all cracked for nursing so much and full of stretch marks for being so flaccid! What if we invest in high risk stocks?
Now you’re talking! That’s all I wanted to hear, …that’s the kind of attitude that you gotta have towards life. When life knocks at your door, .
. . you cannot act like an ass fucked bum, .
. . lying on the street, drunk, with an atrophied leg, with his face full of the cum of teens who would put fire to an indian.
It’s not! Your attitude towards life must be like a dominatrix’s, . .
. who has papaya sized clit, . .
. all saggy, with brown edges on her labia majora, for having such a crazy sexual life. What’s going on in here?
Sir, Lacerda was just telling us how life works. How does life work, Lacerda? Life?
♪ Is beautiful and beautiful! ♪ ♪ To live ♪ ♪ Without being ashamed to be happy♪ ♪ To sing, sing and sing ♪ ♪ The beauty of being an eternal apprentice! ♪ Tradução e legendas: Melissa Prado Guys, life is calm.
Life is quiet, life is placid. Life is a rainbow. That starts right here.
Right here, at the manger. . .
. . .
of a poney! A pink and golden poney. This rainbow goes up and ends where?
It ends at a park. A park full of little bears and elfs. Dancing and singing songs around a fire and eating their marshmallows… And what does this fire bring?
It brings glitter to a cotton candy sky. And who’s in this cotton candy sky? Who?
Swift Wind! She-Ra’s unicorn, …and he brings a happy and harmony rain, that tastes like chocolate. And who drinks this rain?
Who drinks this rain? We do. We make the decision to do so.
What life is all about? Life is all about love. Life is love.