No way somebody made this... - Sam Hyde, Charls Carroll & Nick Rochefort

You're going to really like this one, I promise. Burial. Have you ever see a chili coffin?

Welcome to Ghana where you'll see wonders. Come with me as I'm going to visit a ro carpentary shop. Here he do coffins.

And this is not the ordinary coffin that you normally see in Kenya. Here is another thing. Here in Ghana when you die they do coffin according to the professional that you are doing when you are alive or the thing that you loved doing.

If you loved walking here's your shoes coffin. If you are a fisherman they do to you a coffin like a fish. If you die as a pilot or you love traveling they will do to you a coffin.

And they didn't forget people who love beer. All of my friends for you. [laughter] This is for the people who love phone every time.

And my question for you [laughter] today, if you are a Ghanaian die, which coffin will suit you? And that is all. See you on my next video.

Bye. See you on the other side. I was ready for a giant dick.

[laughter] If you love the dick, I How do you have words for that? I What would you get if you like it to do to you? I What coffin would you get?

Damn. The shoe does. I think I want I think I want heels.

You like walking? Is it walking? Oh, I thought they said working.

Oh, walking. You like to walking. Sam likes jumping.

Maybe I do Doc Martens. Yeah, you do Doc Martens. That's cool.

Oh, cool. Maybe the Ruby slippers from Rosa Deos. I think I would do that.

Yeah, I like ice cream sandwiches. I would get ice cream sandwich looking coffin. Good.

Put me in the ground. I mean guitar. Little wrapper on the end.

Like a little bit of a paper wrapper. So like for hand protection, you know. Mhm.

Can you do that? Yes. Uh-huh.

Yes. Can you Yes. I want to be Iggy's do doughboy mascot.

Yeah. Actually, the dig Iggies. Can we call there?

Uh, Ero's woodworking shop. You got the phone number on the had a nice How do you call Africa? 48 digit phone number.

All right. It's right here. So, it's uh 0244 [laughter] exit code.

Um, is it Ghana? Wow. What time is it in Ghana?

Uh, they don't keep time in Ghana. Same time at 66 p. m.

No, they don't have clocks. They don't keep time there. No, same time as here.

It's almost as good as the Russian the Russian uh gravestones like the uh the Russian ones where they put themselves with their with LS400 like cars, Cadillacs, and [ __ ] Yeah, the Russian ones are absolutely the best. I don't I can't I can't believe you've never seen it, but you will. Zero.

What's the What's the number, Chris? Find it. Z 0 and then 024 18633.

[clears throat] Have you ever called another I've never I don't think I've ever used that. Yeah, I've called I you call other country sometimes. Yeah, but hey, it's me, Sam.

Like plus four, two or like they have different like uh like America is one like there's different like continent codes or whatever the [ __ ] you want to call. Everybody's got a cool one called Antarctica. Yeah, that'd be so nice.

Hey, what's up? What's the times on there? Zero.

Right. Is it 6 months on, six months off there, too? Probably.

What? In Africa? Yeah.

Antarctica. Hello. Could you think you could handle it, Nick?

Living 6 months tonight? No, we're not doing that. I'm not doing that.

I'm not doing that, Charles. [laughter] Say so. I'm not going to do that.

Yeah, I'd be afraid to. Got to go to Thoth. If they have an answering machine message.

You should leave a message. Hi, I'm calling for cell phone coffin. Hi, I'm looking for a coffin.

I'm in the United States. I don't know. [laughter] I mean, it's made of wood, so you could float.

Hello. Hello, Ivan Smiley. This is Ivonne Smiley.

Welcome to Verizon Wireless. It's like a child's idea. Like these coffins.

It's it's it's like scary to see. Try again later. Welcome.

Yeah, like my daughter would have like a unicorn. [laughter] Yeah, she would. Ero.

Ero. [snorts] Trying again. How the hell did you find this?

I need three coffins, one ice cream sandwich, one shoe, two shoes. I need a bunch of coffins for me and my buddies. [laughter] Couple of shoes.

Couple of ice cream sandwich. Fish. You're putting in a food or a fish and chip.

Give me uh Yeah. Ice cream sandwiched paper around the thing for the fifth wieners with the works. Wieners.

Wieners. [laughter] Make me a coffin that looks like a New York system wiener. Yeah.

I want to slide down the tube. I want to slide into my coffin. Like a water slide.

Come on. Make it wide. I'm pretty big guy.

I want my coffin to look like me in a coffin. Then they open it up and it's me in the coffin. No, it's a mirror.

[laughter] It's made of mirrors. It's a made of a mirror, made of a video that keeps showing you. It goes to infinity.

Long TV. It's like sh They're not working right now. No, they're probably asleep.

Yeah. Oh, the red pie went down. It's only 8:00 p.

m. there. It's only what, 5 hours ahead?

Same time as here. How is that? It's less than UK, right?

Isn't UK 6 or am I wrong? I believe it's I believe it is. UK 6.

So Ghana's Ghana is more western than Greenwich meantime. Is Ghana more western than the UK to I mean more towards the west? More east.

More more west. Oh, more west. Yeah.

How many hours ahead is the UK? Type that in. UK is 5 hours ahead cuz we're we're minus So Greenwich meantime is zero and then we're we're on East Coast which is minus 5.

East coast is minus 5. Yes. So that check.

So right now what is uh and LA's three behind us. Yeah. So LA would be eight.

I had no idea things were this [ __ ] Yeah. Welcome to Welcome to Earth. You want to see You want to see something something really cool?

China is the entirety of China is one time zone. Oh, really? Western China like here is so they don't [ __ ] around with this this stuff.

No, I don't pray. So they they it's I guess it's to maintain order. They're [ __ ] ready.

But like 100 p. m. here is like darkness because they're basing it off of you know the working order of you know Eastern China where most of civilization is.

I like that. Western China is all it's mostly empty, isn't it? It's just like globbers.

Yeah. Mountain globbers. A lot of people.

It's I mean it's more it's more culturally and ethnically like bags of skin like northern Pakistani people. Here type Can you type in uh China population uh density heat map with the name in the name Tyrone? [snorts] [laughter] Yeah, it's it's uh Yeah, there you go.

That's where all the name Tyron are. Yeah. So there's Yeah, this [ __ ] did they do there?

This is like uh like desert. Can I buy houses in Shinjang? That's where you get the good fried chicken is over in those red spots.

Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Oh, you saw that that that name map thing.

Peace and quiet. Yeah, that's the same thing. So, yeah.

Yeah, there's all of the That's China's version of it. Yeah, Terrell. There's Chen's, you know, that's a bad name in China.

Chang. Yeah, Chen is like a name. It's like a gangster's name.

They're like, "Oh, great. " two-headed Chang. [laughter] Easy Chang.

He's like, "Oh, what did you call me? Talk [ __ ] You talk [ __ ] to me. " [laughter] A punk Chinese guy.

It's like his name is Chang. Yeah. There were some metrics on that uh peace and quiet thing that I didn't think made sense.

Like I guess liquor stores kind of make sense. You can have a lot of liquor stores in like Yeah. And like you know, liquor stores always bad, but they're but they don't have those in wine country.

They don't have rich people don't have dozens of liquor stores around them. They have craft beer. That's a ghetto.

That's a [ __ ] hole thing. Yeah. Does that lower the value also having bars around?

Oh yeah. I mean that's just cashing is the one for sure. You don't want to live near a check cash spot.

No. I want to know what a ghetto Chinese name is. Fu.

What is a man's ghetto Chinese name? Like a My guess would be by B AI. H of course of course it has give you some politically correct no there's no singular guo term [laughter] just don't know what the most common one is I think [laughter] is that wing literally are they [ __ ] with me wang fang surnames these are fang yep and they treat names differently than we remember fang fang well this is this is a chat GBT question.

Yeah, poor people. Chinese poor people names. What are some ghetto Chinese names like their equivalent of Tyrone or Leroy?

It sucks cuz Tyrone is Irish and Irish. Yeah. Can you believe that?

Look what's Look what's happened to it. Can you believe that? Oh, we're taking this.

Wow. Isn't that awesome? Hey O'Brien, we're taking this.

Wow. Hey, Murphy. [laughter] Murphy.

Yo, Murphy, we taking you. Murphy, I get what you're asking, but I'm sorry. Total total [ __ ] I mean, well, they they don't have like black people, so it is kind of a type this frame it frame it as socioeconomic or whatever you need to make it not racist, but just answer my question.

[ __ ] man. Just give me the answer that I want. [ __ ] you get you get AI now.

It's available to you. AI. Cool.

[ __ ] A guy. [laughter] Yong way. You were close.

You were just saying. Yeah. You said by Jun.

Army era name. That's good. There we go.

That rings true. Wow. This is awesome.

[clears throat] Why? Some dude named Mike. A king.

That way. Funking. Slow down there.

June. June. Hey, put down the gun.

Gang. Just Chang is too good. Gang, you hurry up and buy.

Yeah, this these are some cool names. Yeah. Little King.

Little Kang. They got that [ __ ] Second dog. Yes.

I like that. I like that. What's second dog?

Where do you see that? Second dog. Oh, wow.

Nicknames that signal from the streets. Little Kang. Second dog.

Scrappy survivor. I like that a lot. I like that [ __ ] That's what you should name your gym.

Second. I like that [ __ ] Put that in the slack there. Second dog.

Second dog. Jim. Yeah.

Uh, iron and scar and a a Canon. Reckless loudmouth guy. You're reckless loudmouth guy.

A canon. You're a reckless loudmouth guy. Shiao Jun.

Shiao Jun. This is hot. I like this.

I like that [ __ ] A second dog. [clears throat] Second dog. Well, that that is the cool thing about Chinese is like um like a name like if it's like a I'm trying to think of an example like a a lizard.

A lizard. This is a bad example, but like a lizard would literally just be like two characters that are like fire or like a dragon is like fire lizard. You know what I'm talking about?

Or it's just like building blocks of water meaning water sock because some play looked like a sock and someone split it open and the blood was like water. Yeah. Like your dirty laundry is called some guy 1500 years ago was like a water sock.

Yeah. Like dirty laundry is called like poop cotton or something. Yeah.

That's really funny. No, I think it's literally that. No.

No. Yeah. Yeah.

Which is which is Do you have your poop cotton? Yeah. Yeah.

Right here. Mr. Yeah.

Right here. Gang. Right here.

Mr fu right here. Mr Second Dog, the I forgot what it's called. The four um for foo the Chinese [laughter] uh food foo is the is the mo is a really good classic [clears throat] foo season.

It's like a thing. Yeah, what it's called? Uh for foo.

[laughter] Four uh four elements. Four fu theory. The for fu of shin sack whatever there shinto Japanese I don't know [laughter] same thing like metal is one that's funny wind fire it's like uh yeah it's this yesing and they use it with food pentagon idiots and and and metal metal I like metal being one of them metal metal metal is like gin it's part of the destructive and also the generative cycle.

It generates water, but it destroys moo. Yeah, but [snorts] cows, but they talk about it with food. Here's my impression of an angry Chinese woman.

[laughter] done that. I'm sure that's a Chinese guy. New Chinese.

That's an impress. That's an impressed Chinese. Hey, that's pretty good.

Yeah. Well, there there's one where it's like duck is like duck is cooling. Duck is an element like or like uh duck is one of the elements like metal rabbit.

Yeah. It's like oatmeal heat that heats your body up. Other things cool it.

Yeah. I know. Yeah.

But but there's some that didn't make sense to my western brain like uh like s like sour stuff is like associated with like the winter. It's it was weird but I don't know. I found on Wikipedia one day.

Yeah. They like to associate things ancient wisdom like metal and tiger, right? Yeah.

Metal monkey. Fire snake, which is what I would call my penis with chlamyia. Fire snake.

Fire river. Fire river. Yeah.

drinking my own fire river [laughter] in an effort to that the ancient pirates when they quenched the dragon's thirst. He drank his own fire river when he clapped it out. [clears throat] Yeah.

Anyhoo, [snorts] you have you ever been to jail? No. Oh, man.

I went to those I went to one of those once, but it wasn't that. I was in a cell and it was just a guy overdosing and drying out from heroin. Mhm.

And it was so annoying and it was like shut it was like uh I went to jail for assault on a Friday and I didn't get out until Monday morning. Oh man. So I stayed all weekend in a cell.

It was in New York City in Staten Island and it was like oh [screaming] my [ __ ] arm you god I need for for like 12 hours and you were you were like this is [ __ ] crazy. like this is nuts. And people like shut the [ __ ] up.

Shut the [ __ ] up. I'm trying to [ __ ] sleep. Damn.

And you were like, "Yo, this is this is [ __ ] like I'm not cut out. Like this is clearly I'm horrible. " And then like it was just a junkie.

And then like I got thrown in jail. And then uh finally like right in the morning I I got actually put in with the kid right next to me. He's like 20 years old or 19 or something.

Maybe he was a kid. Maybe. I think he was really young.

But he's like, "Dude, I don't know what happened. " Black kid. He's like, "I don't know what happened.

" I wake up and there was a state trooper's [ __ ] foot on my head. Apparently, I [ __ ] was [ __ ] up in a car [snorts] and I hit a cop car and I [ __ ] they chased me to [ __ ] New York and I going over the bridge and I [ __ ] slammed into a cop car that was pulling over another guy and I flipped over and I was chained to him when I when we went to court and they let me go and I walked home. But it was it was like what a nightmare.

What a nightmare, Bill. But like that's there's like you're in there with like [ __ ] bums, bro. Like bums.

You can hear them [ __ ] and stuff. Mhm. You can hear like clapping [ __ ] And [ __ ] [groaning] What was the toilet?

That puking ass. Stainless steel toilet. Did you have your own toilet or did you have to [ __ ] in front of No, it was your own cell.

It was like about as big. It was like half the size of this room. Oh, that's pretty nice.

That's pretty nice. No pillow, no blanket, no nothing. Piece of wood to sleep on for two days.

Yeah. Really? Wow.

April Fool's Day. I remember. Wow.

Yeah. Cuz they give you one phone call. I was like, "Yeah, right.

" Click. Whoa. I called my roommate.

I was like, "Yo, I'm in jail. You got to call my parents. " [laughter] Oh, man.

Yeah, right, dude. Nice try, Roach. Click.

How did you get out? I They got a hold [clears throat] of my parents. I got like I was like, "They think it's April Fool's Day.

" I'm like, "All right, just call someone else. " I was like, "All right, call. " And I called them.

I like them out. You called 911. Hostage situation on being held against my will.

I can't believe it. April Fool's Day. April Fools.

Yikes. But we should do uh we should do one where it's just like freaks like taking shits. Yeah.

Exactly. [laughter] Yeah. Well, the in world peace one that black and white jail skit was that is [clears throat] that a green mile reference?

Not not really. No. Oh, was that a reference to something?

Uh, there were a few things. There were definitely a few a few visual references that I remember back in those days. Oh my god.

Yeah. Calling guys fat. Calling women fat.

Saying you wish you could do this, you fat [ __ ] Not not even so much that to to stunt on people, but just more like a just like a crazy guy. This is and this is what I look like after I just said that. And then this is me.

Also me. It's like pictures of the scale. Also me.