from making interviewers cry on live TV no absolutely not okay cool come on man don't be like that to completely humbling them listen you're one of those guys you don't need compliments you actually need to be pulled down a little bit to be tethered here are 11 times Bill Burr put rude interviewers in their place starting off with Dylan gandino who didn't know what not to mention in a 2008 interview they're not you know feeling like Richard Nixon remember when he debated uh JFK I I remember JFK sat there like this you know he's all
tanned up and Richard Nixon stood there like that with his senatorial ball bag hanging out I remember people talking about it I think that was probably before I'm old no I'm saying you're you're you're you're I'm assuming you're probably older than I am yes yes I am I you know what are you a strapping 28 no 32 32 31 I don't even know how [ __ ] old I am I'm 31 I'm going to be 41 in June congratulations man yeah you know 1 is the new 31 no it isn't and while Bill let that
remark slide things only got worse when Dylan tried to be politically correct can you you can curse as much as you want here but don't please don't say [ __ ] why because it's just find it's politically politically I think they're called differently abled or okay something so crippled is funny can you try not to say [ __ ] crippled sounds like that old school you know yeah Wagon Wheel broke you on the wheel but when Bill stopped liking Dylan's questions that's when he stopped holding back with his jokes this photo of you on the
back here that's me in action yeah I I don't believe that that's you in action I Feel Like Me In Action this is UN action not posed what did they do to this microphone I don't I'm sure you can't see this but this microphone is clearly it's clearly not a wireless mic but there's no but there's no wire coming out of it it looks like Wireless technology exists no no no I know that but that's not how what kind of interview is this way and I was just going to sh all over it that's so
funny that you picked that out I thought every everyone was going to notice that I am holding the smallest microphone this is totally a photo shoot so you're lying to me that is a photo shoot I'm not lying you I was having fun with you 5 seconds later if I tell you what it actually is that means I'm breaking balls man that's all I'm doing and while the interviewer tried to brush it off it became obvious that Bill's jokes were getting to him look at this that's for mechanics out there what's wrong with that really
is that is that you in action or is this another photo sh yeah it's a photo people do photo shoots have you ever seen like a movie poster and you'll see a movie St who's clearly 5'2 yet somehow he's as tall as the super I have yeah that's that's a photo shoot they fix stuff look I'm sorry you're just on the web man you you took it this he took it to this place I'm not trying to sh on his website what is it called again huh Zippity d.com you got it huh you motherucker you
have me on your show and you start trashing my DVD you're a sensitive man man dude I'm I'm joking come on man listen you'll be great if somehow I made you crush but Bill didn't stop there using anything he could find as his ammunition this is the kind of research they do with the uh punch this looks like a recipe for cookies you know like Bill thank you so much for being here than you so much for having me I really appreciate it I hope you didn't take anything personal no absolutely not okay cool come
on man don't be like that sry look at me comforting see that be a goddamn man take fans immediately called out the interviewer for his unprofessionalism wow worst interviewer ever picked up no cues kept making it about himself and couldn't lead or Draw out a funny convo just abrasive the interviewer has reached his level of incompetence just imagine if he heckled Bill during his standup he would be shredded parenthetically speaking and while Bill might have been too rough on Dylan the next interviewer definitely deserve to be humbled down in December 2015 Bill Burr was on
the fighter and the kid podcast where right off the bat Brian Kalen began bragging about a photo he took that's that's me with all my fast twitch muscle jumping in the air and throwing my groin at Brenan so you're quietly impressed with that no it's just an interesting photo no it's an interesting photo all right really listen you're one of those guys you don't need compliments you actually need to be pulled down a little bit be tethered myself something and I would say that it it it it betrays an underlying insecurity but there isn't with
you you're just full on [ __ ] ego full on like you probably thought that was an ugly sweater until you put it on well he and then you're just like yeah no I'm totally rocking this right now as if bragging wasn't enough the interviewer tried to belittle Bill's accomplishments now I part of the reason you're successful I think and you sold out medison Square Garden which is amazing but I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that you have red hair yes I mean I feel like if I had been
a little bit more red cuz you're kind of a minority so they they the media opens up for a minority like but what pushed bill over the edge was when Brian's humble bragging started affecting his co-host I couldn't I can't slip a punch well but I I box and the reason he always says why are you boxing why are you sparring I'm so bad but I I do it I was trying to get to the point I I do it because what you look I'm afraid at I'm afraid of it and I'm not sure can
I talk to the professional fighter not the comedian the ego he just jumps in like I must be talking to welcome I'm talking about being bad at I'm talking about I'm not good at it and that's why it puts me in that bill took the spotlight I was clearly talking to the professional and when Brian was talking about his wife Bill immediately took the opportunity to land in another roast except for you were just complaining about the [ __ ] bread how there's no we're in this beach house there's no there's not enough bathrooms in
the house you just you complain about [ __ ] everything and you let it be known you've got to let everybody know I'm I'm not like that I'm I'm always I say that all the time dis I say all the time can you imagine living with Brian I'm a disaster dude you know what's funny 90% of the time you talk to Brian he sounds like a fighter selling an upcoming pay-per-view and all he's doing is talking about himself yeah it's like there's no other fighter that he's talking about he's just talking about how awesome he
is it's like listen but I hate myself at the same Ali without Frasier just like okay going who you fighting who you competing no I'm just talking about how awesome I am and the punches just kept coming in I I'm sorry that I don't know you well enough but I I want to take our friendship to the next level and I want to start today so if you give me one the great things about when you get in your 40s is you notice deer clear this where you just like I I this is just going
to be this is going to be at least eight hours a week on the cell phone of not getting that I need exactly you don't need new friends in your 40s like John St you need actually get rid of about four or five 100% And just like how Brian kept talking over his co-host Ethan Klein had the same issue and got what was coming for it in September 2018 bill came to Ethan Klein's H3 podcast and Ethan's nervousness was visible right from the start to whatever ComicCon of podcasting would you be nervous yes nervous talking
to a nervous I'm I am so neurotic I am nervous I'm nervous right now okay very nervous I don't think that help how do you how do you was Ser no trust me I'm I'm on edge and it wouldn't take long for his nervousness to turn into awkward questions you're already worried about your daughter being SE assaulted you know how old's your daughter I don't think that is I think that's you you projecting your OCD on me well the interview did get better it didn't take too long for Ethan to go back to square one
you're pretty perceptive you think you care about your own listen more than that okay I don't know dude the internet's too [ __ ] weird to give out all that information you don't even want to say how many because you're afraid that it will talking about it is there anybody can cut this out I'm honest dude like yeah no dude I yeah there's [ __ ] lunatics out there okay well off the a off the year I'll tell all right jeez I love how surprised he is Jee mention the amount absolutely AB crazy people no
I'm not what I got to do what you have to do is just consistently lie after seeing how Ethan wasn't going to improve Bill decided to stop holding back that's stuff that we've made videos about so I mean you're very protective of your hand what else is going on in the world I want to ask you about this um this is one of the first times I heard about you I was in college I think at the time it was when you were getting booed by thousands of people I you I was like when you
said I my favorite YouTube video I was like oh God not the Philly thing again and then you did the Sher berries I was like I love this podcast now I hate you oh no I love what can I do I love that I'm joking I'm I made you uncomfortable now you Christ I almost made it through without making to myself I got so close what are you talking about I had a great time I did too I really did I hope you did I'm worried about you I did I'm playing it up I'm playing
it up all right but I'm playing I'm trying to be flamy but uh we are all worried about him oh my God now it got real it's very we have that dog man you got something to live for right just looking at that dog's eyes yeah he's I'll always have him he's a great one even the people who watched the podcast could bear to see it this was just an hour of Bill Burr shattering Ethan's ego I think that this was the moment Ethan realized he lived chronically online rather than in the real world and
just like Ethan Bobby Lee from this next interview also got destroyed for being a nervous wreck in December 2021 Bobby invited bill on his tiger belly podcast and started being rude right from the start you have arthritis or something why is this so slow bro listen dude don't bro dude me no I'm going to broo you dude I'll tell you why dude am I bowing to you no I talk to me and bro white speak listen bro dude what are you [ __ ] doing here I'm Not Afraid bro and check it out I'm going
to keep doing it here's the deal dude all right I know you're papa bear I know what your move is you keep moving your feet that's the distraction so I don't want pay attention to what you're saying oh I see you just had you have nine different positions since you started this sentence things wouldn't stop there as Bill grabbed every opportunity to Humble Bobby my maybe but I've never had a special is that cuz you don't feel special oh oh that could be I think that's it that was oh what he just oh what he
just said kind of real huh really cut into it oh [ __ ] that hurt oh you're right are you doing a monologue Bill's humbling was so effective that even Bobby's best friend joined to roast him I'm a hi in China I'm internalizing and there's way more you than there are of me so that brings the curve down right yeah and you're all right okay I feel like you're that you been to China were you born there well you are not average height in China first of yes you're short for an Asian you're a shazen
new special no I feel like you're punishing yourself for that that it's not your fault there we go other people did [ __ ] to you so now you have and and actually it angers me because it reminds me of the times I do it to myself ah you go all right with your [ __ ] Acorn hat so so what and by the end of the podcast it was clear that bill was close to being done with Bobby's Antics so give me something that I could why don't you give me a sentence all right
all right try try saying do your do your job do your job was that Chinese hey do your job no that sounds Asian right Asian New York no just just think like saw saw jaw J what is wrong with you what do you mean you doing this on purpose no no I'm just trying to list and Bill's patience soon reached its limit I feel it I feel like in my 50s this is going to and you I know I don't know what you're doing right now and I don't like it I can feel the resistance
he's reting your he's rejecting and I know you're going to say something like from Boston that's going to be like crass and like hurtful Jaws you know what I mean all right and and um but I honestly me off with the past all right let's do the unhealthful advice oh okay on hopeful advice with Bill bur and just like Bobby Joe Rogan also had an act for Ecentric questions and was called out for it in January 2017 bill was on the endof the world podcast when during a discussion Joe said something unexpected by the way
dude the Elk's been delicious thank you how you like it I made this American chop sooie with it and my wife gave a [ __ ] bad review before anybody even tasted it and everybody just said [ __ ] it like she goes it looks like hamburger helper I've been chowing it for like 4 days like out of respect for that [ __ ] elk that you shot it's like I'm eating all this [ __ ] I don't care if it's [ __ ] bed does it make you more aggressive what elk no Joe you
[ __ ] lunatic but things didn't stop there as bill went Full Throttle with his insults somebody gets in my face that might cause me to get more lunatic I eat a little bit of protein you had to beat the out of people for like three decades before you could like chill smoke a little weed put on your Little Rascal's hat and just F chill out and Bill even roasted Joe on his Alpha masculinity but this guy is the most testosterone Phil dude I've ever met he's like every guy I met in Boston [ __
] welded together he's crazy and while Joe didn't go too personal with his question the same cannot be said for this next interviewer in January 2018 bill was being interviewed by Tom sigura and his wife when the discussion shifted to mental health a therapy went to therapy you went but you stopped going well after a while it's just like well you know I've told all the bad stories and I'm always going to have problems this is just becoming like this you know lifelong car payment now to have to come over here be like well this
happened my garage door was locked and I just I just felt like a after a while like when are you going to just you know get off this [ __ ] couch here and go live your life and stop having to talk to this [ __ ] person yeah you're full of anger but when Tom's wife Christina started acting like a therap therapist Bill quickly put her in her place cuz you flog yourself for for being vulnerable would you stop it like you have some sort of psychology degree 10 years in therapy so what I've
watched football for 40 years I shouldn't be somebody's coach I agree yeah I'm not your therapist then you're going to like superimpose your [ __ ] issues of the psychos in your life on to me it's like [ __ ] alcoholics they they just always like oh yeah yeah you're drinking you must be like me the whole world cuz they're addicts they so F self- involved the whole world has to be like them and to ensure the lesson sticks Bill gave the couple a taste of their own medicine I don't think it's the funniest you
really like it I think it shows a lack of empathy for others because I know that that man's hurt I I have a harder time laughing you know what I mean and I think that that's your husband's identity and that's his safety blanket so he stays in there cuz he feels safe who's therapizing now I mean therapizing therapist is azing what's my safe space suspect that my husband is a I've heard I've heard about this yeah no I know and i' I actually agree yeah and I've been trying to prove this on this show for
a long he just like you know there's like Bud and there's Bud Light there's like psycho and psycho light like he just he's not the uh the high calorie one that can't get married and have kids that's right yes but if you if his thoughts were a movie yep yeah definitely nc7 yep he's a functioning psychopath throughout the podcast Bill took every opportunity he could to continue the joke I hate when people hate their spouses you can always I I [ __ ] about her on stage but I I love her I do no but
you meant it I [ __ ] saw that bit and you meant it all right don't yell at me so you going put my head through the dresser because I love you remember he loves him so much that he kills them all he's like I was hugging it did you cry when you read it like you finally related to somebody yes I did and before he left Bill dropped one final bombshell on both of them I want to do it I want to deliver it I'm a hot F White crash [ __ ] dump let's
it's a good offer went free he's a hot [ __ ] dumpster yeah he got a lot going on like doesn't he have enough pain in his life he's got to be on this show too and fans were immediately on Bill's side oh God he just smashed her with the yeah I watch football for 40 years I shouldn't be somebody's coach best part is Tom laughing his ass off I agree I come back every few months to hear Bill shut down Christina's unqualified psycho Babble feels good but while Christina was too interested in Bill's past
Jeffrey gurian on the other hand was too disinterested with his lack of preparation on February 12th 2015 bill was being interviewed by Jeffrey at an award show but he didn't think twice before asking offensive questions when did you start shaving your head looks good uh when did I start shaving I shaved it I my first my first special I had it shaved really I didn't when I saw you in New York glad you liked it I see you L on the roof there in the back you'll be right there with me we'll do we'll do
a buddy cop show right two balding old guys exactly going after some hairy criminal but when asked about a role he never played Bill discovered that Jeffrey hadn't done his research and called him out on it your take on entourage is great man not on tourage uh uh would you play the cop want do this over again yeah I do yeah you know on where did you play the cop on the breaking bed breaking bed things I wasn't a cop in Breaking bed I had my head shaved on my first B you didn't do your
research you were so busy worried about this matching this and now look at you c h sweat on your upper lip cuz I'm nervous cuz I'm [ __ ] this up I played a c no I didn't I didn't now you're like [ __ ] with me no play on date night Crawford yeah I wasn't a cop what were you there I was a piece of [ __ ] I was like a con man a con man yeah I was stealing money I stopped to train but I was Unbreaking bad right yeah it was kind
of a big show I'm not totally I understand show remember what I did on I love the80s you don't remember what I did I'm breaking bad you're insulting me and while Jeffrey deserved what was coming for him this next interviewer was roasted for something he had no control over in June 2017 bill came to build series for an interview but he quickly realized something wasn't right well I'm excited to be here these chairs are horrific this is like this is designed for like I don't know what age it's not like 6 to8 like when you're
11 this is like the perfect size it's not quite adult size it's not kids size I already slouch it's going to be a bad interview dude and I'm blaming the chair as if the uncomfortable chair wasn't enough the interviewer made things worse you know obviously you're a writer but you never really written on a sitcom before if you go through your credits you hadn't really been on a show before why' you have to bring that up just right out of the gate he goes negative never really saw you right on anything before bill um there
was all these other nice things on your IMDb page I could have brought up but I noticed this one glaring thing that you've never done and right out of the gate was it cuz I made fun of the the chairs I'm sorry and that was enough ammunition for Bill to start roasting anyone he could get his hands on at some point I was going to make a point here that's why I keep looking at here and I just realize I'm blocking myself out of the camera I love that you have the jib camera for this
like it's an action movie Let's let's let's swoop in at these two guys sitting in these unbelievably small chairs I literally feel like I'm going to fall onto the floor this is insane you really went all out with the audience though they got fulls siiz adult chairs are these like from the 20s before they had like horse tranquilizers in our food when everybody was like 5' one and the same joke continued throughout the interview this is the lowest budget sh you know what it is it's the rent it's the [ __ ] rent you did
all this stuff you should get rid of that camera and get some chairs what what kind of chair would you prefer comfortable adult-sized chair fans of Burr recognized his Mastery of interviews straight away love how the first couple of things he does is call out the interviewer on the chair and questions one of the only Comics that can kill in the most awkward environment a pro while the build series interviewer didn't deserve to be roasted that hard this next interviewer definitely did in May 2017 Bill Burr was attending a Netflix event to promote his show
and was approached for an interview what's up Bill how are you bro what's going on dude it's good to meet you man it's nice to be on Fab TV he already's endorsing thanks a lot I don't know what it is is it fabulous it's fabulous like fabulous I love it you're fabulous I'm all right how's your hockey man I'm uh I'm on all right TV usually it quickly became obvious however that the interviewer hadn't done his research f is in the family f is for family F is for family Jesus Christ dude dude low in
the totem P I have problem I have problem and Bill let it slide at first until he found out who the interviewer actually was what's the hardest part about shooting the show wait a minute do you own Fab TV yes how do you know that because you're so freaking dressed down you just had that you just had that Vibe this is how CEO you I knew it I was just like this guy's not by the way I had I had to take my host out cameraman are dressed better than you are I knew it I
was just like this guy's not a reporter didn't even know the name of the show didn't even know the name of the show but while the Fab TV interviewer was easily let off the hook John Lovitz didn't get the same courtesy in February 2024 bill was on the Monday Morning podcast with John and things were off to a rocky start John love it John wake up buddy buddy hey there we go got to get some of this 5H Hour Energy to stay awake for this thing my biggest fear was not learning how to fly it
it was ground school and the te test and cuz you know I did not do well in school so I didn't think uh but I also surpris and later when they are talking about hosting shows and Arenas John's stuck with another jab but then your back's always to somebody it's like ridiculous yeah but it also it makes it way more intimate well what do you do do you draw a little face on the back of your head and get like lips a little mechanical lips and blah blah blah blah so that I hate it I
think it's listen just because idea ever for a St listen just because you're limited as a performer doesn't mean you have to keep attacking my looks but eventually Bill had enough and popped off you went bald I had nothing to do with it let blame somebody else listen if you think your hair system is fooling anybody you've had that [ __ ] receding hairline for 40 years and it hasn't moved you took the back off of your your hair off your back and you stuck it on your head and now you're sitting acting like you're
better than me you're not you're not I am cuz it's becoming another head all right well why don't you vacuum up the room with your nose how about that you son of a [ __ ] yeah why don't you you got a big shark nose do they close the beach when you lay on your back huh you want to go old school here oh you want to go down that town down down that street down down that town huh you want to go down that street all right I'll do that with your fleece Overcoat stop
staring at me like you know how to fight for every offensive joke John threw at Bill Bill threw back a much harsher joke at him you were um Jewish and then you tell everyone you're not so they cuz you're just puss oh come on John is it true that your last dog killed itself cuz it got so sick of the loneliness because of this the fans were at awe at Bill and John's resiliency in this war love itsz needs to be the villain in the next bur movie can you imagine these two bickering back and
forth as two old dads this wasn't a podcast this was a roast battle hands down one of the funniest back and forth in a while and while Bill didn't really mean his jokes for John Lovitz the same can't be said for Kevin Hart in July 2023 Kevin invited Bill Burr on his podcast but it didn't take long for Bill to start exposing his interviewer Kevin Hart was somebody that I thought I was friends with but I realized quickly that he just needed a spot at dangerfields and then he booked a pilot and I don't think
I talked to him again I had like kids and I didn't hear from you this is this is what's mindblowing that people are going to love Bill bur you have your your own name on your [ __ ] sweatshirt well outside of that I mean we know who you are I hand out hoodies to homeless people cuz I care about downtown LA go see juman part9 the studio system has ruined you and no matter how the interview was going Bill didn't miss an opportunity to remind Kevin what a terrible friend he had been bill is
a married man he's a father now congrat that bill by the way two kids I had another one I was going to call you but I knew you wouldn't return the call no I don't think my last movie did well enough to have you send over your little heart of the city fruit basket you piece of sh there was a moment where we were actually going to tour together we were going to Black and White tour because I was almost ready to go to theaters you just starting going to theaters and then a week later
you went to Arenas and that that's when you stopped calling me no that's when it was Kev it only got worse when Bill called out Kevin for what he did at a friend's funeral you bug me at the funeral you bug me I did cuz she showed up you were wearing like a pair of Jordan Ones you look like you going to do a spot at Carolines I'm like that's why I said go Kev this is a funeral man you're dressed like you're GNA go do a spot at stand up New York and you what
you said you go no Bill I'm dressed like the comic who made it he said that at a funeral I was like I know this guy's an I didn't know he's that much of an this just goes to show how brutally honest Bill Burr is no matter who he is talking to
