I'm the host thank you for watching thank you for joining us here at our our headquarters in Hollywood California on um I don't know are we uh are we still allowed to call it Taco Tuesday anymore I mean is ice going to bust in here if we do I'm not sure how to even start this show anymore because there are so many startlingly crazy things happening it it's like if you went to um a buffet and instead of walking up with your plate to get food they just launched it all at you at once you're
like ah mashed potato corn it has now been 15 years since Donald Trump took off his 15 days my God last night I mentioned that um the Tariff of Nottingham had agreed to to back off on the 25% taxes he slapped on Mexican and Canadian Goods after getting what he called concessions from the Mexican president and the Canadian Prime Minister Trump claims his goal is to stop the flow of immigrants and narcotics into our country 21,000 Pounds of fenel came through our Southern border with Mexico in 2024 which is lower than it used to be
but it's still a lot now you want to guess how many pounds came through our northern border with Canada how many pounds of fentanyl 43 43 about 17th of a Donald Trump worth of fental but he slapped tariffs on Canada anyway and then called them off after Justin Trudeau signed what uh was described as a new intelligence directive on organized crime in fenel and we'll be backing it with $200 million which is not that much money the Toronto Blue Jays offered Juan stto 760 million and he still went to the Yankees but Trump is calling
or the Mets rather God forbid is calling this um I don't know what happened I'm really discombobulating Trump's calling this a major victory and he's sending his minions out to claim it for him he called this off saying that he had won con concessions from both of them but but is there a tangible concession in your view yeah absolutely he won the concessions and part of it is part of it is part of his well it's a it's a commitment from Trudeau that wasn't there to help with fentanyl to help with the black market announced
the plan to secure the Border he announced that plan though six weeks ago back in December well at least he's reiterated it and formalized it that's right under President Trump our allies will be reiterating in their boots from now on next his plan is he's going to force France to give us the Statue of Liberty won't that be nice the art of the deal Trump's also doubling down on this idea that Canada would agree to become our 51st state as if Drake hasn't been through enough this week but Republicans seem to be rooting for this
because there are now just real a party of snickering Trolls but let's just imagine for a second that somehow they do make this happen and Canada does become a state do they think it would be a red State there are 41 million people living in Canada they're about the same number we have in California California has 54 electoral votes if Canada also had 54 electoral votes forget magga our our next president will be a kind-hearted lesbian moose okay I think God I'm trying to say I'm for it save us Canada you're our only hope it
was stuper Tuesday in Washington today Senators voted along party lines to advance the nominations of Trump's pick for National Security director Tulsi gabard a woman who appears to have been styled by Cruella Deville and RFK Jr who would definitely eat all the dalmatian she kidnapped according to the Constitution the Senate is required to advise and consent on presidential nominees this time Republicans decided to skip the advise part and go right to consent because these candid after Kennedy got through the Republicans who voted for broke into a rousing chorus of for he a jolly rubella which
was um and as if that wasn't enough for a Tuesday today we learned that Trump's Department of Justice now has a list of the 5,000 FBI employees and agents who were involved in the investigations related to January 6th and to Trump's efforts to overturn the election that seems fine right probably wants to make sure they get a nice Christmas bonus or something Trump also signed an order to pull us out of the UN Human Rights Council and is reportedly working on an executive order that would dismantle the Department of Education that's good I for one
I don't know about you I am thrilled that a man who writes smocking gun and Scott free with two T's and tap with two PS and wants to make it in shubz and spells his party republicans is doing this what could possibly go RNG you know it's eliminating eliminating the Department of Education isn't making America great again it's making America Florida okay I guess the ideas will'll save money on books if the kids can't read I really don't know Trump and first lady elonia musk are also planning away to do away with us Aid which
is a humanitarian organization that strengthens our ties with other countries by helping them fight things like poverty and disease it was founded in 1961 by JFK nearly all their staff's been put on administrative leave and all usaid missions overseas have been ordered to end by Friday because Trump for some reason believes they are spending their money on rubbers for terrorists 100 million on condoms to Hamas okay now it's a $100 million on condoms to Hamas how much was it last week we identified and stopped $50 million being sent to Gaza to buy condoms for Hamas
okay last week it was 50 now it's a how did it go to 105 days did did he join Hamas and we don't know I mean and well it it does sound crazy that we would be spending millions of dollars on condoms for Hamas that's because we're not it's completely false there are so many lies coming out of his mouth there's so much damage being done but I we are not going to sit back and take it our leaders on the left are going to stand up for what's right we are going to fight this
fight I am going to stand with you in this fight and we will win we will win we will win we will win we will win we will win we win we won't rest we won't rest we won't rest we won't rest oh we are so I mean we are we are doomed all these old men look at who we have running this country this is Senator John Kennedy from Louisiana he is a spineless jellyfish of a human who loves using a folksy analogy to make everything sound simple and fun I like omelets I mean
I really like omelets I could eat an omelette at every meal um I like omet is better than sex um not not not really but you get the point I like omelets you can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs unfortunately what that old woman didn't mention is that we don't have any eggs we this is the grocery store down the block from us no egg can you imagine if Joe Biden was still president there weren't any eggs in the store Trump would be screaming into an empty McMuffin r right now the egg shortage is
so severe that at the Waffle House they have a 50 c searge per egg now I never thought I'd live in a time where there'd be surge pricing on eggs this is going to be a tough Easter kids get ready to start hunting Swedish meatballs because at least we have the Super Bowl to distract us Super Bowl uh 59 between the Philadelphia Eagles and the Kansas City Chiefs in Sunday in New Orleans G you're in New Orleans yesterday right yes I was Jimmy yes the reason I know you were there besides the fact you weren't
here is because CU I I saw a clue around Travis Kel's neck where will I be in 3 years oh man I don't know hopefully still playing football I um I love I love doing this let's get a closer look there and at that um look at that how did how did that happen I gave it to him for good luck ah you realize that that necklace right now is probably in Taylor Swift's garbage can in her bathroom right yeah yeah for sure was at um Super Bowl media day we will have his full report
on Thursday night we've got a reason to celebrate here in La too the uh Palisades and eaten fires are now 100% contained thanks to our brave firefighters and as a show of thanks to our firefighters we want to do something fun for a couple of them so joining us now from LA cter County Fire Department Station 35 in citos I would like you to say hello to Captain Todd Peterson hello Captain Rogers guys how you doing thank you Jimmy than call you Todd that's correct sir and from LA County Fire camp 8 Malibu please welcome
Ryan Maurice hi Ryan hey Jimmy how you guys doing now first of all on behalf of all of us we do want to say thank you for everything you've done thank you so much I hope people are thanking you Captain Peterson was on the scene within 10 minutes of the eat and fire he led a crew fighting the fire for 48 hours straight is that correct pretty darn close to it sir wow and your family is full of firefighters yeah my great-grandfather was one of the chiefs of Chicago Fire back in the day and then
my dad was a wildland firefighter in Kansas and then my son has now joined uh the ranks of LA County Fire as a firefighter so I'm very proud of that as well nice and you said Kansas how long have you been a fan of the Kansas City Chiefs I don't remember not being a fan okay very good I had pictures of me being in a uniform as I was a little kid four or five years old Kansas City Chiefs all the way so you didn't come with the swifties you've been there for a while oh
no no but Taylor Swift is a musical genius yes ex absolutely now Ryan Ryan was you were one of the First Responders to the Palisades fire and you were out in the middle of it right yeah that's a yeah correct you were clearing brush while the fire was going and that sort of thing yeah absolutely we were on a rid line right when uh I would say it probably was about 200 acres and we had the planes going by with the retardant and clearing brush and all the smoke and as also from a firefighting family
yes yes sir yeah my dad's a firefighter he's been on the force for about 15 years and really paved the way and inspired me to be a firefighter and you are a Die Hard Eagles fan I am you are all right so tonight Ryan and Todd Captain Todd thanks to our friends that Captain Morgan will be competing to win tickets and a trip to see their favorite team try to win it all on Sunday in New Orleans okay awesome right so I should ask do you want to go to the Super Bowl or would you
rather just watch it on TV unbelievable I'm excited that'd be great okay great all right free to get there what you have to do is zoom around the room this is a simple game it's I am going to ask you to find an item or items your job is to bring it or them back as quickly as you can first one back with Whatever item I asked for gets a point most points wins a trip to the big game are you ready all right do it let's begin your first challenge bring back as many items
in your team's colors as you can as fast as you can okay go all right your team colors yeah now I think the Chiefs might have an advantage in the firehouse right because red you know there probably not a lot of green stuff oh wow Ryan's oh no there goes Ryan um Eagle's main color is green which is uh there are no green Eagles I should mention that's a parrot is uh all right okay wow they're bringing everything all right all right it'd be funny if neither of them ever came back they just kept collecting
all right Captain Peterson what do you have for us well I got this really Nifty uh decoration fire truck fire truck one firefighters book two of course we're getting a call oh Chief's Golf Club cover nice three we've got uh all kinds of different caps with red on it all the kitchen I didn't grab any fire all right you got a lot of stuff all right Ryan what do you have there BR show us uh come in the frame so I have a green uh this thing goes in our fish tank uhhuh I have a
green uh plant I have a green boat I have spirit that has green on it all right water I have my Eagles jersey plus went I have a green I have a green sleeping bag ohce wow sponge that's also green I have another bag that's green all all right all right well listen now you guys all right all right next challenge bring back someone else's underwear wow not not even a second look at that chair spinning I mean these guys I mean look at that all right Ryan I don't really want to touch that long
Ryan whose are those they're my locker mates oh yeah yes what's his name his name is palos but he has a reputation he smoke me yeah yeah he did he beat you he's in his own dorm so come on all right all right okay Ryan you got that one and your final challenge come back with another member of your Firehouse slung over your shoulder uh I can't they're gone they went on a call what's that oh there's nobody there well Ryan my God like a magician Ryan Ryan did he did he fall from the ceiling
onto your back Hing it my shoulder that's all I got all right well listen you know what it would not I think it wouldn't be right to only send one of you guys to the Super Bowl so what we're gonna do we're gonna send both of you and guests to the game really cool to a a private Captain Morgan event on rum Street featuring Tay on rum street so thank you Ryan and Todd and it toes to all the men and women in your houses for putting your lives on the line for us thank you
guys so much sorry for your loss in advance have fun tell T to buy you drink okay all right well we got a very good show for you tonight Gavin rosdale is here we have music from Abraham Alexander Adrien Casada we'll be right back with de Mo oh my God I can't believe it we have 20 million subscribers on YouTube unbelievable I only wish we got paid for this if you haven't subscribed yet what are you waiting for help us get the 50 million please it's an emergency h
