the be movie is probably one of the strangest movies ever made with its questionable messaging being that if you try to take back from the evil corporations in the world the world will end so it's better to just let yourself be exploited so the world can keep on turning I guess but if you shift the perspective from the main character of The Story coming in at you like a missile and instead focus on the secondary villain it becomes a story about watching your girlfriend friends get seduced by a bee that nearly destroys the world but
to understand this let me just put you in his shoes so imagine that you are Kenneth Ken something a normal regular human in a normal regular world you love tennis and yogurt do things that you like to do with your girlfriend Vanessa you also have a multitude of special skills and you kind of have a bit of a competitive streak but hey that's just who you are one day though you're playing tennis with Vanessa and you are absolutely smoking her just as you get to match point you hear a cough and you get thrown off
your game and well that was just weird wasn't it anyway the weather takes a turn for the worst so you and your friends head back to Vanessa's which is probably the most aggressively 2000 thing about this movie that a single person can afford a flat like this in New York City without needing to share but that's just normal but what isn't normal is your new resume a fold out brochure that you are super proud of and you want to show to all your friends because it is an innovation in of itself even my top 10
favorite movies what's Your Number One Star Wars n i don't go for that maybe after all these years you could finally get a job I mean every time you have a wonderful interview and when I walk out of a job interview they're flabbergasted they can't believe the things I said clearly they just can't handle how magnificent you are and I mean you are literally the guy I predicted global warming I could feel it getting hotter these scientist be damned all they need to do is listen to you just as your friend is about to munch
on his Cool Ranch flavored Doritos with guacamole dip you see he's about to eat a bee of course you and your friends are civilized creatures so your immediate reaction is to kill theing thing instantly and there's only one way that you can do that winter boots but just as you're about to win the day and kill the bee Vanessa comes in and stops you and I mean like that's weird right you're allergic to be she knows this so you it's either his life or yours but okay she thinks that a bee's life is worth the
same as yours is that what she's implying that you are the same worth as a literal insect well she really doesn't think that highly of you does she oh but it apparently is because she thinks all life has value does it well that's a normal sentiment but she didn't have to rip up your brochure May and yes that is a word that you just invented because why the hell not and I mean if you weren't just simmering over the fact that she just ripped up your brochure mate you would have seen her give the be
the bedroom eyes anyway to make sure that your masculinity stays in intact you tell your friends you weren't scared you just didn't want a puffy face bye Vanessa Bessa next week yogurt oh yeah sure can you know whatever she kicks you out straight up gets rid of you like whatever so you go do your stuff and I mean it's very unclear what you actually do that isn't tennis and job hunting and yogurt so a week goes by and you go to Vanessa's shop to have yogurt night you attack at the point of weakness but it
was my grandmother Ken and I mean Vanessa just does not understand you're a winner doesn't matter if they're 18 or 80 you're going to take advantage of any weakness they have and Crush them1 honey your back hand's a joke I'm not going to take advantage of that but that's when a be says is it's working like a talking bee the same Bee from before and Vanessa is treating this like is the most normal thing in the world oh God hang on not only does the bee talk but she wants to help pimp Su the human
race like excuse me huh and then she escorts you out of the shop she wants to sacrifice yogurt night for a bee oh why is yogurt night so difficult do you walk home doesn't really seem like she cares about you all that much when you think about it it's like she's just using you for your body and discards you the morning after all when she has no use for you and all you want to do is have a cute yogurt night and watch movies it's a shame all women think about is sex but then one
day you're strolling along and catch a TV on the sidewalk you don't really watch the news unless it's something to do with Wimbledon because you think it's kind of cringe but then you see that the be is in the courtroom and they are actually suing the human race but what you don't understand is why Vanessa is on the lawyer table with them whatever that thing is called I don't know and not with the audience huh she's not a lawyer she's a godamn florist why she there but anyway it's still she's still supporting this beat and
that's that's something going on isn't it and you can smell it and then they have the audacity to sue sting for his name because it's offensive to them like what like okay sure why not so you decide to go to Vanessa and get caught up in traffic you were a bit late but that's okay she's probably waiting for you but that's when you walk in at the two of them cheersing over a candlelit dinner and Roses like what the want all this to go to waste so I called Barry luckily he was free uhhuh you
just happened to call the guy that you've been with for the last few days in the courtroom and he just happened to be free mhm I mean like she is really giving him the bedroom Li and like what's next romantic flyovers a honeymoon you know what's going on here this bee is trying to steal your girlfriend and like this is the bee that's trying to sue your race this bee is is ruining your life so I hear you're quite a tennis player I'm not much for the game myself I find the ball a little grabby
so then they have the audacity to say that eating with chopsticks is not a special skill like come on me and eaten with chopsticks is hard I let Barry borrow your razor for his buzz I hope that was all right and you just cannot have that and Vanessa had let it slipped a few days ago that the bees we is Italian Vogue and just luckily Vanessa had that lying around after finding that fact out so you Tred to run a little Chey 1 V1 with a little turd but it barely goes the way that you're
expecting stins in here I love the smell of flowers turns out a bee is pretty Nimble when you're trying to set it on fire but then you fall into the shower and you get a genius idea bees hate water so you spray the little bastard and it falls in the toilet well well well a royal flush but then at last to Surf a nail file and splashes you in the face with water like bear in mind that together those things barely displace water so how they managed to produce that level of a splash you don't
know but now you have to question everything a few days ago the world was normal you were showing Vanessa how great you are at tennis by ruthlessly destroying her mom and now there's a talking bee taking your girlfriend and suing your species and I mean at this point you have to question whether or not like there's some kind of psychosis going on in the world world how is this normal how are people just accepting a bee sue the human race what dirty yellow ring get but that's when Vanessa comes in to save the bee and
she is taking his side apparently that's ridiculous it's a bee you are her boyfriend time what are you talking about are there other bugs in your life no so you storm out but not before you want to get your last word in I prefer sugar-free artificial sweeteners made by man yeah they might give you cancer and yeah they could be worse for you than sugar but hey artificial sweeteners they're the nuts no wonder they're in just about everything but you continue to watch the trial you turn into a bit of a hate Watcher you watch
this be really doing its best to destroy everything and they win from a literal Smoking Gun right I don't mean it was close all things considered especially when the human lawyer got stung by one of the be people but they still won well well whatever I guess you you didn't really like honey all that much anyways so take them out but then time passes and the flowers they start to die and you sort of reel in that F because that be took away Vanessa's livelihood she definitely chose wrong she could have had you and yogurt
night but now she gets bees and dead flowers and I mean like what do they even talk about nectar pollination techniques how does that even work how does the sex work does she use him like a Bullet Vibrator how do they avoid oh you know what you don't want to think about that because that's not something you want to imagine but then it gets worse the flowers keep dying and it looks like a world without bees is actually going to fall in on itself but isn't this just like honey bees isn't there like a million
of other species that also pollinate like butterflies hummingbirds as well as a shitload of other insects and the world is going to die because one species said they didn't want to do it anymore sure I guess why why not right see then you hear about the last ever flower show on the news and I mean well that's just peachy ain't it the world is actually ending because your girlfriend caught feelings for a bee how do you explain to someone that she literally chose somebody with a shorter expiry date than a yogurt but then you hear
that the bees took the pollen from the flower show and pollinated the world and I mean this wasn't like a gradual thing this was like some basically instant magical B or something and then literally they all turn back to normal the same day and you walk past Vanessa's sharp and you see the bee in there he ruined your life he almost ruined the planet he nearly destroyed her job and he got the girl in the end and the cherry on top the bees live a couple months so she's going to end up alone probably in
a week or two running a shop that almost didn't exist because of that bug well I guess that's just a serve I guess anyway Vanessa enjoy your bee lover meanwhile you'll be thriving with your yogurt your tennis racket and well who you kidding you're going to be crying into your chabani watching the wien highlights next week anyway thank you for watching if you like this video please give it a like and consider subscribing I just want to shout out to my members especially lavender Yuri and Alan [Music]
