one minute and 12 being seconds of damn logos you and McGregor is the most high-profile actor after Tom Hanks so that means he's the bad guy also the top of this ring reads pius xvi but given that latin isn't the biggest fan of you shouldn't this be spelled Divis the ring of the also will be take simpleness of having a character blatantly explain what's going on one step further by just having a narrator explain it causing me to think I accidentally put on a History Channel documentary shocked by the sudden death of this progressive and
beloved Pope we never learned what was progressive about it so I'm gonna pretend he said women can be priests in case you confused it with Genevan Laos CERN actually had to make a factsheet in response to this movie explaining that they don't perform secret experiments with antimatter check it out at Angels & Demons web dot CERN dot CH fun science fact croton sound exactly like fireworks only one person stationed in the room where they're gonna store the antimatter instead of like ten these scientists have just harnessed the power of the will of the wisps retina
scanner or paper towel dispenser modern retinal scanners won't work on a dead eyeball the alarm is only going off in the room where the container should be stored and the only reason anyone knows missing is because science lady just happened to come and visit a CERN wine alarm that put the facility on lockdown could have prevented the antimatter from even leaving the station movie spends way too much time showing me Tom Hanks in a speedo swimming in case you confused it with Cambridge Arizona also in case you missed the first movie Tom Hanks his character
teaches at Harvard they really really want you to know he's Harvard material I swim might help you jet lag discount my dinner with Andre also how did the Vatican representative know that he'd be at the pool at 5:00 in the morning does Langdon make his secretary come in at 4:00 run by his office first to put a post-it note in the door shouldn't you be in Rome this guy says some [ __ ] about how the Vatican called him in New York to go find Robert Langdon but it's not like Robert is hiding out or
anything why not to give him a call first it's an ambigram it's the same image forward and backward now that's common for a symbol like a yin and yang or a swastika but that's a word if we loosen up the definition of letters then yes that's a word also a palindrome can be read forwards and backwards an ambigram can be read from different perspectives that Illuminati and the Grammatik cymbal has been considered a myth yeah but if someone can just make an amputee or medic symbol and send effects of it it's not like it's Bigfoot
or UFO it was only gonna be revealed when the Illuminati had amassed enough power to resurface and carry out the final goal okay but given that this is something anyone with Adobe Illustrator skills could make it's much more possible that this is some internet rule and with you I wrote a book about it which is why you're here the arts of the Illuminati by Robert Langham part one holy [ __ ] guys at least try and make the explaining all the things subtle geez four Cardinals were kidnapped from their quarters inside the Vatican sometime between
3:00 and 5:00 a.m. this morning so we decided to call on the world's top symbologist because the kidnappers drew a cool picture why me didn't we go over this two minutes ago I wrote a book about it which is why you're here but he did make you it was for MA for me Davila this guy represents the Vatican City in the UN and he somehow blanks on the word formidable if the Illuminati have a return and are in Rome we will hunt them down and key to them what why would any person say that out
loud especially to an outsider in case she confused it the Sistine Chapel Las Vegas if the Cardinals wash off the hand stamp they can't reenter it is as much as in to offer flattery Esther accepted sin counter we need a review about West's statement it is as much as in to offer flattery is to accept it we think that sentences us in so doing that people will think that what we tear them to think hardly any tales have been told about Pope Charles Foster Kane the second probably because his thoughts weren't original opai's the night's
great to castration or as we've come to know it Pope Baez 9 the extended cut 1857 Oh Pius the 9th felt the male form would inspire lust so he took a hammer and chisel and unmanned hundreds of these statues 10 sins for explaining explaining pants are you anti-catholic professor Langdon no I'm anti vandalism and most likely anti castration that canister contains the extremely combustible substance an antimatter explosion would be based on the destruction of particles and not combustion but it's not like she's a physicist and would know that and what might cause it to fall
out as his passion the bride are you going dead we should we'll just before midnight in CERN apparently buys their batteries from the dramatic steak store nothing built to last more than 24 hours or your money back Vatican City we'll be consumed by light aren't we glad we got robert langdon to tag along in this episode of survivor Vatican City he says exactly what nobody is thinking those are the exact words to kidnap to use liar geez you guys don't even read your own history do you well if they did you wouldn't get the opportunity
to explain everything sure most people don't understand the path of illumination but why give any clues the path of illumination is a hidden trail through Rome itself that the four churches along and may be where he intends to murder your Cardinals the bad guys maybe kidnappers and murderers but at least they have some sense of fair play my surprise this ghost has returned to haunt us in case you weren't yet sure you and McGregor is the bad guy here he is saying he's not surprised a 350 year-old cult slash legend is behind the nefarious deeds
correspond ecobee anywhere well if it's wireless and they were still able to view it it's likely they could access its IP information and see which access points it's connecting to which would give them some indication of its location but they call the symbols guy not the IT guy to help with their investigation when the image in the screen goes dark you'll have a more specific idea of the cameras location so this is a wireless battery-powered camera that is part of their surveillance system and cutting the power won't interrupt the view of the camera or its
connection to the network got it that I might grant you access to the archives there is a question I'd like to ask you first do you believe in God sir I'm an academic faith is a gift that I have yet to receive this moment is more character revelation for Langdon than a satisfying answer for Patrick's question if this really leads to the Church of illumination that may be where they've hidden the antimatter isn't that what Langdon already said they're at least implying this is really new information are we just trying to make this character not
totally worthless this movie is intelligent attractive brunette for Tom Hanks two quasi tres Lee flirt with a flair I started to turn off the power of various grades it'll be back on in a minute in case they forgot the conversation they all had ten minutes ago and some unknown Illuminati masters sculpted for statutes good thing the walk to the archives is long enough to dump some much-needed illuminati exposition onto the character who invited herself along also did you and MacGregor grant access to Robert Langdon or everybody who decided to take a walk with Robert Langdon
whenever they get an idea we must evacuate Vatican City people need to start talking about evacuating Rome don't panic if you feel light-headed at first it's normal to feel a little lightheaded going into the air sealed room caused Langdon to forget that he said that thirty seconds ago I'll be just outside the door watching you mr. Langton but the hot chick from sir she's okay my book what's your name again ma'am is that Mickey Mouse it's a long story and he never tells it so it doesn't matter until I thought what if it's Roman numerals
d-iii day three Galileo's third text Langdon comes to the conclusion 503 you might mean Roman numerals and I have something to do with Galileo even though he simply saw the number 503 on a bunch of Illuminati letters also how did discussion in the Illuminati get to the point where that he just referred to three particular Galileo books as the three DS it's almost like you could have simply said d3 without all the bull involving five over three and no one would have been smart enough to figure that out anyway what was this one this is
how we got the word out this is the truth not what the Vatican forced him to write why did they keep this book then in a nut Burnet why is it in the archives dad sure he doesn't also not only is she a bio entanglement physicist she's also fluent in Latin it's in English Julie's a language of radicals like Shakespeare and Chaucer Chaucer wrote in Middle English which is pretty [ __ ] different from the early modern English of Shakespeare sorry no time mister guard forgot how to guard also if you can get away with
that why not just take the whole pamphlet do they not search you after spending time in the archives I'm so anxious we're supposed to be married nonsensical undercover operations so the two leads that would be a relief but daemons whole evokes a much worse thought in my mind well as always in Dan Brown land the totally right answer is wrong because there's another place that fits the description because of history also London's been doing this kind of thing for so long how many amateur mistakes is he gonna make figuring out these riddles you always think
about how things were back in the day not the way things are now okay the Rafiel santi ever designed a chapel with an ossuary annex and an angel figure commissioned by the Catholic Church sorry I can only think of one well give him the answer [ __ ] what did you think if you didn't come up with more than one that wouldn't satisfy the parameters of the question also convenient english-speaking architecture tour guide and expert on Raphael is very very convenient back to the Vatican you can't there's nothing worse than these types of characters in
movies the lead detective who with zero other options decides not to listen to the protagonist because they got one thing wrong what's he gonna get accomplished sending his guys back to the Vatican pretty much nothing other than giving the story the antagonist it needs to kill the first victim this church is being renovated creating ample obstructions and making the more suspenseful ha ha you stole that one from top secret but also who does the kind of work that's being done in this Chapel takes their boots off and then leaves him high up on a platform
even though that circular tile was completely flush they were able to remove it without a tool of some kind the thing Langdon isn't scared of enclosed spaces anymore that childhood affliction was only convenient for his adventure in The DaVinci Code aren't these executions supposed to be public if Langdon wasn't so super clever all the time there's no way they would have found this guy not until the smoke is white this just in movie begins running out of ways to explain things to the audience so they outsource the smoke explanation to a reporter he worked for
the church in addition to being a bio entanglement physicist and fluent in Latin Victoria is also an amateur expert on 17th century baroque sculptors are you sure this time even though Langdon did actually find the guy when no one else would oh this guy is still being an [ __ ] you can't go any faster unless you want the full attention of the world press it is not international news when police cars travel quickly through major world cities Langdon conveniently looks at his watch just as he is standing over his next aha moment massive crowd
isn't spilling over into the crime scene also this guy got murdered in the middle of the crowd and no one thinks saw it he's one of the Cardinals that might become Pope so surely one of these papacy stands would recognize him also no one's trying to help him jeez some Catholics there are no normal shirts in the Vatican or surrounding areas for Langdon to wear he took an injection every day but no one knew that someone yeah yes oh we want right in front of you just said he did an overdose could cause massive internal
bleeding and brain hemorrhages um don't you guys have a couple more churches to find you're trying to solve the murder of the last Pope time is of the essence it's known 9:15 how quickly can you find the next church probably 46 minutes is my guess by the way this is the bull the Illuminati apparently went through to find their meeting place some [ __ ] had to figure out all these clues to find this place when like two would have been enough probably also this might be the most unsatisfying treasure hunt ever put in a
film Galileo says to start at a tomb and the rest of it is figuring out where statues are pointing it's exactly like navigating using Apple maps tinsel technology what sort of signs I don't know how many Cheerios is a full ball I can play this game too the Holy Father was given an overdose of tens of Perun what signs would his body bear bleeding of the oral mucosa his tongue postmortem two blood congeals and turns the inside of the mouth black in addition to being a bio entanglement physicist fluent in Latin and a mature expert
on 17th century baroque sculptors Victoria is also a doctor who specializes in symptoms of medicinal Berta's I'm looking for a reference to fire Serafim meaning the fiery one yeah but right above that is the Italian word which actually means fire if there's no power there's no oxygen the door it's a neutronic this seems like a design so if someone is down there normally and the power goes out the only option is to suffocate so I joined there and out the chamilitary flew helicopters convenient piloting experience is convenient the walls are lit lined there's no signal
the design seems intentional at this point was the Vatican archives einde by the Illuminati no bulletproof glass more like both Brut glass am i right power comes back on right after land and save the day basically as a joke but more of a representation as to how much time we just wasted power goes out in certain areas when our characters happen to be working in those areas doesn't really take that long to turn off power in different sections of Vatican City to find this location I think in-laws are there to protect this church and it's
in that spirit that I command you to break one of them now confusing hypocritical statement is somehow convincing after Maria della Vittoria do you know it yes I do I understand that these churches are old but they would have fire and life safety systems in them at this point right till all the churches in Roma basements where one might fight the rancor or is it just the two we've seen so far okay by speaking English firefighter assumes that Langdon is not Italian that's racist some of those journals past the border they became my property so
Vatican law states that any object that crosses the border automatically becomes property of the head of the Swiss Guard and I'll keep that in mind it's a sin to kill with the pain it's it's a sin to kill period it's an actual sin along with stealing committing adultery and egregious plot holes what direction is that Weiss they think it's amazing to me that this little scavenger hunt for the path of illumination couldn't have been conducted entirely on the Internet surely there are pictures of all these things and a way to figure out what direction these
statues are pointing not to mention who sculpted them and who made the building and all those fun robert langdon facts feels like they could have found all the missing wannabe popes and the bomb with 30 minutes of googling after they read the first clue oh this comp is horrible at copying Robert went through all the trouble to help that guy breathe then two seconds later there are people helping him save the guy from drowning I'm not saying something like that wouldn't happen in real life I'm just saying what a waste for a movie that's two
and a half hours long the Cardinal says he was being held in this church which is a pretty well-known Georgian room for people visit often so how is this guy able to hold for Cardinal captive there and come and go with them all throughout the day the wireless signal from that camera is still reach the Vatican the real mystery here is what the [ __ ] is this magical camera that is able to broadcast video from a mile away using Wi-Fi z-wave GSM fairy dust they're pointing to it the Illuminati Ewan McGregor continues to leave
a trail of historical breadcrumbs to the pile of antimatter even though they Ewan McGregor definitely did not want it found see if you can find a flashlight you know on those dead cops who are luckily here and paid their lives so robert langdon could solve an Illuminati puzzle it's a pentagram find and only solves things faster when there's a time crunch the canister contains volatile antimatter that can cause a nuclear sized explosion and we're pretty sure it's in this room so let's just throw everything around haphazardly and not worry about the disastrous consequences you're still
alive because you have no weapon and it didn't ask me to kill you well it's a good thing this murder and torture and kidnapper for hire has some ethics he's the one he's God the whole movie for stellan skarsgård has been to show how inept he is in order to cast suspicion on him as the main bad guy it would almost be forgivable if he was the bad guy but no it's all for surprise which if you pay attention to the runtime of movies you'll see that there's 30 goddamn minutes left in this booking thing
and there's no way he's the bad guy the grid is still cycling even though that hasn't been helpful for the last 45 minutes of this movie when Patrick got the advice from his adopted father to go to the air force initially he was unsure the idea but later was persuaded by the man who would eventually write this film parachutes typically aren't included on helicopters because it's almost impossible for a helicopter pilot to bail without the helicopter going out of control if that explosion would have taken out half of Rome on the ground then it still
would cause significant damage even if it came from that high in the sky right the wind and blast didn't blow his parachute off-course in any way and he went straight back down [Music] Patrick survives this not only does it survive this he still looks pretty good even after the physical buildings of the Vatican beat the dead of him and what happened here tonight transcends our laws has it I can't believe only one Cardinal wants to do things by the book any candidate they need only be and no Dame the member of the clutch present moment
this is some serious house of cards bulls what if he was trying to give me this key no you definitely pride that key from his cold dead hands didn't tell anyone about it and got lucky and you conjured up an old enemy from the past the Illuminati and somehow someway figured out all this [ __ ] about the path of elimination even though you were a man of God and probably couldn't figure that out with access to the archives he'll Robert Langdon barely could figure it out you found the ancient brands of the paper vaults
to put them to use once again I don't know why Illuminati artifacts would be stored in the papal vaults but it makes those archives a convenient one-stop shop for this whole ludicrous story delightfully convenient for Patrick's evil plan for the Swiss Guards to storm in immediately after he brands himself seriously if this guy couldn't resist trying to bring Ewan McGregor in front of a whole bunch of guards with her guns out are you telling me that obi-wan was told the Cardinals wanted to see him in the Conclave then woody and Laurel oh van reviewed the
tapes managed to get the Academy Award nominee for Best Supporting Actor from the movie shine to look at them and he went back and told everyone before mark Renton could walk all the way there that kind of nice I see on a certificate son but for some reason the thousands of people in st. Peter's Square who saw that one Cardinal bleeding to death on the fountain did not find anything wrong with that story he chose the name doc it's too bad Patrick couldn't grow up become Alec Guinness and teach him about the force [Music] nobody
could get away with this not a priest or a cardinal freakin Pope ever since cinemasins began the most requested thing has been TV since and now it's a reality click the link in the description below to check it out and now the audio outtakes we will destroy your four pillars somebody let it tell me it gave people hope ok yes we aboard we're all bored now but has it ever occurred to you ollie that the process that creates this boredom that we see in the world now may very well be a self-perpetuating unconscious form of
brainwashing most things I wish I never met you was then I could sleep at night and I didn't have to walk around with a knowledge that there was someone like you out there I I didn't have to watch you throw it all the way
