hey Danny can you give me 50 bucks so I can buy food skip ball what's Foo skip ball it's a game PJ we're selling at his garage sale I don't have 50 bucks Jeffy well I guess I left my garage sale for nothing no hold on PJ I just gotta get my name to puppy dog eyes works every time can you please give me 50 bucks talking about food ball no Jeffy we can't afford it I hate you sorry kid come back when you actually have the money Jeffy I'm sorry we just don't have money
to buy stupid stuff like that Marvin our Chick-fil-A's here oh so you have money to buy food but you don't have 50 bucks to give me for food skip ball dang it they forgot our root beer oh I hate it when they forget our drinks leave the lowest review possible okay look Jeffy oh I got an idea why don't you become an Uber Eats driver why don't you ubereats it's a food delivery service so all you just get paid to deliver people food you could make 50 bucks in a day and then you can buy
your own damn fooskip ball okay I'm gonna go China right now baby now that he has a job he'll be out of the house and that'll give us some alone time to get our Chick-fil-A yay all right Cody it's your turn to bowl okay here I go straight [ __ ] I know you're supposed to roll it you can't throw it Cody yeah that's cheating hey guys I'm about to go to work oh where do you work Jeffy I'm an Uber each driver so I deliver people's food oh well we're hungry right guys yeah like
can we ride with you yeah sure come on let's go guys yeah that'll do her lungs all mowed I love the smell of freshly cut grass honey I'm done mowing the lawn I'm parked pour me a glass of Sunkist hey the sun kissed I want it now here you go my hard-working man thanks honey let's you didn't put any ice in this I've been out in the hot sun all day and you think I want to come inside and have some room temperature Sunkist I'm sorry I forgot you know I like three piece of ice
that my son guessed I'll go get you some here you go I don't even want it anymore it's ruined okay honey well what would you like me to cook you for dinner well I can't even trust you to pour me a decent glass of Sunkist I don't think I can trust you to make dinner I think we should just order some Uber Eats maybe some Mexican like a chimichanga and a chicken quesadilla and some chips and quiso that sounds good honey kids get down here yes mother I'm hungry well me and your mother were thinking
about ordering Mexican food tonight ooh well in that case I would love some steak fajitas oh and some of that extra white stuff all over it sour cream uh yeah I thought I want a cheeseburger no hold on just a darn second did you kids do your homework uh no well then you Mexican not have any food tonight so go upstairs and do your homework we'll try again tomorrow night all right I'm gonna order some of this Mexican food okay Jeffy where are we picking up food from it says we gotta get your Mexican food
from a food truck you guys like Mexican food last time they family got food from a food truck my mom had to have part of her colon removed and now she has a colostomy bag all right guys I just got the food from the food truck can you guys hold the food for me while I drive yeah I will give me a bag all right hold that one Junior oh it smells so good oh my God hold this one yeah sure dude should smell good let's see what they got oh guys they got a chicken
quesadilla oh and some quiso wait does that say nachos it sure does oh [ __ ] I love nachos oh Jeffy can we eat some of it sure I don't think they would mind just don't spill any in my car oh awesome [Music] all right guys we're here stop eating it and box it back up [Applause] sir hey Junior you want the other half of my changa my quesadilla was mid hey watch out you almost stepped in a quizo no Cody I don't want to have the chimichanga I got full off the nachos but box
it back up because Jeffy has to deliver it oh man okay I hope they're hungry food Jam it is the food thank you sir oh it smells delicious what the there's queso everywhere the driver must hit every speed bump on the way here still looks better than your cooking wait what what the hell is this is this a half eaten quesadilla what is that and a half eaten Jimmy it looks like someone ate our food this is unacceptable I'm gonna have to follow complain all right Jeffy what's the next food place we're going to I
don't know but I'm getting a phone call hello hey is this the Uber Bridge driver yeah are you a fool because you ain't half my goddamn food now I've been you need to issued me a refund no no what do you mean no you ain't half my goddamn food and no you won't give me my money back you need to give me a refund right now you'll be fine who is that I don't know I think it was your prank call but our next order is chicken filet I love Chick-fil-A all right Junior I think
there's some nuggies in here if you want a peep game oh I want some nuggets you guys want some nuggies I'm just gonna chip on this milkshake for a little bit cookies and cream as [ __ ] oh honey at Chick-fil-A is almost here oh good with extra boiled egg and I can't wait for my cookies and cream milkshake I'm gonna be a fat piece of [ __ ] tonight but Barney was supposed to be on a diet I'll go on the diet tomorrow tonight cookies and cream on everything even you what okay almost here
I'm gonna go wait by the door like a dog cookies and cream cookies and cream cookies and cream cookies and cream cookies and cream oh it says he's pulling up does anyone see house number 2159 no I can't see anything it's dark and also I'm eating chicken nuggets oh it's fine oh there he is milkshake time oh I can't wait wait to drink it wait where are you going buddy oh he's probably just turning around guys I can't find this house anywhere yeah it's really dark you can't see any of the house numbers I think
we should just go home because my stomach hurts really bad and I have the poop from eating all this food me too yeah we can keep all the food because this cookies and cream milkshake is yummy as tits okay now it's milkshake time yummy what where the [ __ ] are you going I'm right here dumbass I'm gonna have to chase him down hey hey jerk off I'm right here stop the car what is wrong with this guy hey hey what the [ __ ] is wrong with you my house is back there I couldn't
see the numbers well just give me my food and my milkshake okay Jesus here's your food thank you and here's your milkshake thanks my milkshake is half [ __ ] drink yeah it was good what what the [ __ ] what hey hey [Applause] damn it Karen I'm so mad I'm shaking what's wrong wrong ass dumbass idiot ass Uber driver drove past the house twice I had to chase him down and then when I caught up with him he drank half my goddamn milkshake well good morning you're not supposed to be having milkshakes it's not
good Karen it's [ __ ] I'm gonna eat some fries and calm down french fries boy be on a Target oh you've got to be kidding me he ate all my fries Karen's his crumbs left well good they're not healthy for you what about my tokens chicken nugget did you touch that God help him if he touched that one it's a one-piece chicken nugget Karen he ate all my food that bastard well he didn't mess with my corn salad of course not Karen it's a Cobb salad it's disgusting it's not even food I'm gonna get
in my cop car and I'm gonna pull him over and arrest his ass boy did you overreacting no I'm not Karen it's my cookies and cream Nobody messes with my cookies and cream Bonnie just requests a refund that's not good enough Karen I want him dead I want the death penalty Junior that guy was so rude all I wanted was half of his milkshake I know people are so mean these days oh there's that bastard pull over jerk off uh guys 12 is behind us Tom Brady no [ __ ] the police pull over Jeffy
I wasn't speeding or anything hey hey roll the window down dickweed boy speeding officer no but you drank my cookies and cream milkshake so now you're going to jail get out of the car [Music] and today we will be hearing the case of Jeffy the Uber Eats driver versus Brooklyn tea guy the customer Mr guy you are accusing Jeffy of eating quote unquote your goddamn food and half of your cookies and cream milkshake oh I'm not accusing him I know he did it he said it was good he drank my [ __ ] milkshake that
boom Mr guy control yourself Justice will be served Jeffy did you consume this man's food and half of his cookies and cream milkshake well I didn't eat the food but I did drink half the milkshake and it was good well that's like saying you shot the sheriff but you did not shoot the deputy if you didn't eat this man's food then who did my friend in the car with me they were hungry well I hope your friends die too Mr guy control yourself now Jeffy you are an Uber Eats dry it is your job to
deliver other people's food but you decided it would be a good idea to eat and drink other people's food this is one of the most horrendous crimes I've ever heard of so I am sentencing you to give this man a full refund for his food and I am Banning you from error being an Uber Eats driver ever again hold on and that is an order not good enough sir not good enough he drank my cookies and cream milkshake cookies and cream I feel like not enough has been done here there's got to be a way
to get the cookies and cream milkshake out of his stomach I want his taste buds not to have ever tasted my milkshake I want the men and black machine to erase the memory of him drinking and enjoying my cookies and cream milkshake I want him to throw up the milkshake right here in court and I drink it I don't want him to experience happiness ever again because he stole my happiness from me well I can order him to buy you new cookies and cream milkshake is that good no that's a different cookies and cream milkshake
I want my original milkshake out of his body well unfortunately I can't do that so you're going to have to accept the fact that your milkshake is digesting in his memory then I want his poop yeah his poop I want to keep it so I can have part of that original milkshake Jeffy I order you to poop in a container and give it to Mr guy God damn it will someone please glue that thing down thank you sir gorgeous dismissed now hola hey my food to your honor listen we can't separate his food from his
poop and your food from his poop so you two just spit the poop 50 50 and figure it out I'm going home hey darling Oh hey Jeffy how was your Uber Eats job it was great hey what are you doing here your son is gonna poop in this container and I'm gonna eat it what he ate my cookies and cream milkshake and I want it back so go on Jeffy squirt out my cookies and cream milkshake poop poop damn it poop why won't you poop that's disgusting no it's Revenge poop [Music] thank you [Music]
