you want to buy my car wash i do and i am prepared to talk numbers right now if you'd like you think this is an easy job you are willing to get down on your hands and knees and scrub like a housemate with all the chemicals eating into your nice skin and stinging in your eyes well i know a thing or two about scrubbing any other advice for me because i am serious about this good i am serious too i have worked 30 years of building this business from nothing with my own hands and my
ones sweat and blood i can appreciate that truly so with that in mind is there a figure you can quote me one which you think would adequately take 10 million dollars well let's try 879 000. where do you come up with this number you pull it from your behind on a typical day you average 19 cars per hour extrapolating i added the extra revenues for hand waxes and detailing subtracted your overhead and salary maintenance operating fees depreciation which i obtained from comparable businesses in the albuquerque area giving me an estimate of your annual cash flow
here to which i applied the industry standard multiplier and added the market value of your real estate giving me a total estimated value of and twenty nine thousand dollars on top of which it generously added an extra fifty thousand dollars so as not to be insulting twenty million dollars okay mr william it's this this is the price for walter white ah oh yes you don't think i know who you are i remember well i have not pretended to be your husband he quit without giving me notice he broke my air fresheners he cursed at me
and grabbed himself and now he wants to buy my car wash but he's not man enough to come in here and face me himself instead he sends his woman excuse me walter white wants to buy my car wash the price he pays is 20 million dollars now please leave you