this is the world's strictest school and I have to do whatever they say for the rest of the day be quiet and if she quits before the end of the day I win the matter cup it's not cringey yeah it is saor saw her brother Hudson and then Brent Rivera both try to survive at really strict schools and she thinks she can do it too yeah I mean it's not even that strict okay good luck by the way you're running late for your first pass I think you're going to quit in like 10 minutes no
I'm not have fun how hard could this even be what up teach we have a new student what's your name sish this not allowed while Salish is going through her school day I will be hiding in this room watching everything on this monitor don't worry I was done anyway sailor thinks this is a real school but what she doesn't know is everybody here is an actor and they only have one job to make sure she quits before the end of the day phone excuse me hand it over I'm not giving you my phone there is
no phone in this class wor I'll put in my backpack no then you give me the entire backpack what but you'll need your books I have found hundreds of strict School horror stories to inspire everything I have planned for Salish today there's absolutely no chance she doesn't quit this is going to be overthe topped strict school nightmare stuff skirt the rule is the skirt must be 4 in above the knee yours is seven what it's too short do I see double pierced ears triple actually oh single piercing only and no Loop studs please okay if
Sailors thinks this teacher is bad just wait because she's the nicest of the bunch the rest that I've got coming are even meaner this is all wrong you need to go to the bathroom and check yourself or you're going to end up like Jeremiah here up she must be thinking this is the weirdest thing this kid has got a cone on his head for Jeremiah okay get out while you can wait where'd she go we don't have cameras everywhere I have no idea where she went I guess she's going to change I'm so confused I
was kind of joking but he's in a cone like that is so weird also what about my is bad I don't understand I mean I'm wearing the dress code for them so what more do they want me to do and my earrings what does it matter how many Hoops I have let's go guys sailor has no idea I'm here watching everything that's happening nothing in here is going to be too extreme or dangerous it's just going to drive her crazy and she will quit and I will win the matter cup and she will have to
shovel snow and she will have to do the dishes now I think that my outfit looks exactly like the other kids this might be a little harder than I thought it would be H that'll do your posture it's a little off but we can work on that later my posture hey hey what's your name okay hey my name what's okay what is with these kids young lady a new student's place is at the front of the class yes ma'am my name is Miss basyle hi Miss basyle M basyle miss basyle miss bastile miss basyle miss
basyle what miss basyle miss basyle Miss besty okay what's so hard yes ma'am be quiet oh okay how did that Not freak Salish out since you think everything is so funny I think you need a lesson Jeremiah would you please go back to your desk so the class can all go over the school rules yes ma'am just so you know Ian signed up for this we told him ahead of time are you good wearing a cone and he said yeah he's down but it's funny is no one going to react to that me okay for
those of you who follow the matter cup you know two things one Salish always seems to win and it's just not fair anymore and number two you know that the loser always has to do chores around the house this week the loser is going to have to do the dishes but also the loser has to shovel a bunch of snow because we're going to color for the week no cheating in school always listen to your teacher only speak if you're spoken to what is wrong with this place only speak if you're spoken to is like
the exact opposite of Salish no Cy I don't want to hear darn shoot dnab it I don't want to hear any of it what did you just say nothing nothing nothing you're working on a detention oh darn if she's going to get in trouble for saying darn she's not going to make it through this all day no makeup wo okay you're wearing makeup what' you say nothing no phones yep I learned that one always raise your hand that's how I know you actually know the answer and most importantly no fun clear we're finally going to
start our history lesson but first of all who was president during the Great Molasses Flood of Boston how do you know that I don't know I didn't raise my hand that's how I knew you didn't know the answer do it again and you're going to get a punishment and the answer is W wison in what state was the Roswell crash H I raised my hand yes exactly what's the answer I don't know why did you raise your hand cuz you 10 push-ups why don't you do 10 push-ups because I didn't get the question wrong I
guess I'm getting in my exercise saor is not intimidated by physical activity she's a very strong Kid 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 99 10 good you got a little slow there at the end I see your 10 push-ups she's giving it back to her don't talk back little lady do you know the penalty for talking back sorry how is sish not like laughing or quitting the kid has a cone on his head for the last 10 minutes these are your exams you have 10 minutes to finish them and believe me you do
not want to get one wrong answer 10 minutes the clock is ticking what is she doing no wrong answers what is wrong with this I have 10 minutes to do this whole long bit I cannot do this and I to do 10 Bishops wrong what the heck is she FaceTiming someone I don't want to see anything unfinished you're on the first page sorry okay she's doing something that she's not supposed to be doing right now eras these Bulls are insane what the heck is going on and I'm literally just circling whatever is on this desk
I don't know the answers time's up pencil's down please line up to turn in your exam I'm way too old to shovel snow we all know this my back is going to hurt I mean I'm years old too old to be shoveling snow so please for once let me win the matter cup please let me win the matter cup Jeremiah sish I said time's up please bring your test up to the desk give it to me give it to me you didn't do anything are you kidding me blank what do you expect on my cone
the cone's too like thick I can't see anything you're having a hysterical what do you expect me to do with this you're going to have to do this at lunch she is just sneaking out at lunch we have some security cameras around the school so I can see where's she going I hate the school and I'm so confused where are all the people what the heck okay let's check this class okay that one's locked what where are all the people guys there's only enough kids for the one class there's no people in the window look
let's check the other two classes yeah no just don't go in that class don't go in that no one's in there guys I'm getting really confused why is nobody in any of the classes what if she opens this door this is so weird I don't know where my classes are who my teacher is this school is not it what is happening I'm so confused no one told her to come to the next class now she's just free okay so now I'm trying to find my class and I cannot find it for anything I hear a
lot of noise coming out here though oh wait I think she's going to right class yes oh that was close I cannot believe that the same kids in the same class with the same teacher okay how is she not already quit comment below isn't it time for her to lose I don't want to shovel any snow the snow in Colorado is really heavy it's like back breaking heavy and I don't want to have to do it so will you please quit sailing breathing is not going to help it's time to go in come on young
lady you finally decided to join us get over here hello do you even know what class you're in ballet class no this is etiquette class Salish hates following rules so etiquette class might be just the thing we need to get her to quit today is posture day take a deep breath your head so that it's perfectly straight no that way no that way straighter straighten your leg don't lean we need to see what your posture is like while walking oh no all that attitude what that's how I work here's a book you don't have to
read put it on your head find your balance now take a [Music] stroll oh okay yeah she just dropped the book right off her head that should be a consequence teacher right young lady that will not do well I made it there was too much sass in your walk we are actually going to have our model student Nick show you how it should be done prominade nobody's going to walk that slow the heck Bravo Nick I did the exact same thing but faster he had po are you going to walk like this he had elegance
and no sass if it makes you feel any better you did it way better than I could have ever done Salish I hope you learned something today it's time for lunch Eyes straight ahead Arms by your side chest out at least we have lunch if only you know s's favorite part of regular school is lunch with her friends but today she's having lunch with the teacher she's not going to like it at all oh I'm supposed to sit when you okay welcome to lunch this is a lesson on manners at lunch here's the thing about
Salish at home doesn't even use forks Salish sometimes will actually literally put her hand over the fork to grab her food with her hand and eat it so I don't think she's going to handle this culinary etiquette very well spoon on the left knife on the right do I hear someone talking at this end of the table no Miss I mean b okay it looks like I need to sit and have lunch with you two oh boy let's talk about polite conversation this crazy thing happened in the bathroom I saw a humongous excuse me you
do not talk about bathroom what other things do you think you should talk about germs I like that dog puke dog puke kind of looks like soup oh my gosh okay are we eating soup today yeah we are not talking about anything that comes out of the body we are talking about how to correctly put things in the body put the plate down I can see myself in it want to hear cool sounds no that is not that is a horrible sound and you're going to break your plastic forks I can't take that sound I'm
going to have a flashback [Music] stop bring in the soup if it is very hot you may blow on it very gently oh my bad sish is not intimidated Enough by this teacher so I've got an even scarier one coming next who's that that's Mr Smiley he doesn't look very Smiley that's the happiest he ever looks so you do not want to mess with him what's wonderful about our salad at this school Salish is that the lettuce is fertilized with manure from the Stables it's totally organic proper way to eat pizza no no no not
with your hands put that down actually I'm from New York and I'll teach you the way to eat pizza go like this PR eat and then CR comes and and no no oh God put it down use your fork and York like this all right we got uh dessert now you think after this disaster we get dessert yeah there is no dessert a d n it I have to deal with you open wi that'll teach you is it getting stuck in your braces sorry disgusting she's running away yes I knew it she's going to quit
yes is she gone is she gone did it work I think it worked here T like chocolate what is happening right now that was disgusting but my dad thinks I'm going to quit cuz of that he's wrong she's on the swing she should have quit by now but I got something really good on my sleeve our next lesson will be handwriting texting the teacher telling her game on she knows what to do I'm sorry class I will be right back behave while I'm away the thing saor hates more than anything is being blamed for something
she didn't do oh this is going to be funny everybody in the class knows knows what to do what what's happening just wait until she gets back oh she's going to be so mad come here look look look look look they're going crazy they're going crazy listen you got to get her to quit she's so sweet I this is really hard for me I want to take this thing home you got to help me win I thought this was a strict school if only you knew go go back in they waiting for you do it
do it do do it wait to see what they say when the teacher comes back in guys be quiet not all of us are going to get in trouble don't worry I have a plan what is going on I'm so confused just be quiet for now don't say anything what's all this yes St what I didn't do anything what I didn't do anything I didn't do anything you'll all be staying you'll all be staying after school I didn't do anything you either leave this school wait this minute or take detention for a week this it
is it this is it she's going to leave I guess I'll take detention what detention who picks detention when they have the option to leave the school how much do you hate dishes Salish just quit I didn't do anything though go to detention right now she's so mad right now she's going to quit she remember all these ideas came from experiences on Instagram with the strictest schools in the world so you can only imagine how bad detention is going to be what even just happened at first all these kids were like robots and then they
started blaming everything on me I'm so confused and now I have to go to the detention oh my gosh she told me to go into number 10 and I do not want to go to detention actually I kind of do because then I don't have to be with Miss bad Style bad Style bad style whatever all right no more messing around I'm bringing out the big guns this is going to be nightmare detention there's no way she makes it through detention okay I found the room this cannot be as bad as Miss bad say let's
go hey Jordan can I talk to you sure Ian what's up yeah so I don't think it was really fair that all the other kids were blaming her for the whoy cushion oh don't worry about that she'll understand later I got to get her to quit because I'm trying to win the matter Cup in order to win that thing she's got to quit in order for her to quit you guys got to keep being hard on her keep keeping it strict strict strict strict okay yeah yeah time for detention is this deten oh hi Mr
Smiley I think I have detention of course you have detention why else would you be here saish take a seat I know exactly who you are but let me tell you a little bit about me I'm your detention teacher okay trained in the medican karate take it serious and I haven't had lunch yet so what brings you in here criminal I didn't do anything classic coming from a criminal everybody started throwing paper and started getting all crazy and then they blamed it on me even though I didn't do anything I hear sounds like a guilty
party to me you see the scuff marks on the ground those are the skid marks of lost souls kids just like you who tell me things other than the truth you will clean them up okay saors always cleans up after herself she does her own laundry she cleans her room but you know she hates cleaning other people's messes especially if it's on the ground I want these scuff marks removed and you're going to use your best friend Mr toothbrush this detention is going to keep getting worse and worse okay but there's a broom right there
can I not just use that oh this broom right here nice little yellow bristles and the wood broom there's no broom right there wa he's intense toothbrush skin marks you have 10 minutes okay I'll be back what was that oh my gosh there's dirt everywhere this is not coming off we got all this from Instagram this really happens detention teachers that make you clean the floor some of these schools are whack do schools even make kids do this anymore what is wrong with this place even if none of these marks come off I'm not going
to quit I am not going to quit I'm not going to quit what's going to get this kid to quit ah okay saors let's see how you did I cleaned one you cleaned one in 10 minutes yes let's see what's going on right here you want them real bad kids what you're tough huh um you're strong you're smart maybe come on just do it just walk out quit it's over it's easy this sucks right just quit quit I got the perfect thing for you Salish um oh gosh oh no oh my gosh oh no oh
no oh this is awesome actually look there's a pale attached to a pole the only way to get the pail down is to get wet I know she's going to quit when she gets soaked that doesn't seem very nice she did it to me once so I feel like this is just payback I'll do anything I have to do to win yeah I'm I'm going to be right back right okay yeah yeah you keep watching she so good oh my god oh no no no no Mr Smiley Mr Smiley Mr Smiley oh she can't hold
it for much longer I know it help help help help Jeremiah Jeremiah help me wao what is he doing jeez I didn't think it would be this okay let go yes let go I'm holding okay get the desk get the desk oh my gosh get the desk okay do you have it okay let go do you have it let go let go you sure yep okay there we go perfect he did not just do that thank you so much of course of course just please don't tell anybody don't tell Jord just don't okay thank you
he's getting paid to get her quit and he helped her what don't tell anyone like who oh what we have here I did it all by myself congratulations Mr Smiley got a bunch of tricks up my sleeve I know he seems scary and mean but he's actually the sweetest guy on earth I got some blindfolded reading exercises you get to dust the ceiling scrape all that gum off that actually I'm feeling a little sick I like allergies you know can I go to nurses okay go ahead thanks good luck you'll need it I had a
feeling s might pull something like this so I made a plan you think the detention teacher scary wait until you see the nurse hello hello sish oh she's creeping me out hi I think I'm really sick the nurse's office is actually right there so I can't talk too loud she's right there I'm nurse wink can I help you I'm sick oh well I have a lot of things to make you better come on thanks sit down so tell Miss winky what it is that's bothering you today I'm a little sick I think are you sure
you're sick pretty sure well sometimes friends come in and they're not really sick so oh who would do that sometimes they do so we need to check your reflexes okay okay just one moment this actually might make her quit I have a nice tool to help me do that oh oh oh hold still don't move I'm going to tap your knee I actually feel better now I think so you were faking no I was oh suddenly you're feeling much better aren't you Salish well guess where you get to go now I think you need to
go to the principal's office no let me take I got you don't worry I got it I know where it is byebye faker how I do I hate this school nurse was creepy principal is terrifying Mom miss matter have a seat last time we played for the matter cup my wife was on team Salish but I have since convinced her to be Team Jordan this time so she is going to be the most heartbroken disappointed mother ever and Salish is just going to melt and give up we strive to mold wise Minds strong bodies and
moral characters you however miss Sally matter you've been here one day and have managed to be disobedient insubordinate defiant unruly and destructive in several ways what do you have to say for yourself I didn't don't say anything one of the things Salish hates the most is getting bad grades only worse than that disappointing her mother there is absolutely no way she's going to make make it through this just getting my matter cup already ready so to look really good in my office when I win you did not adhere to the dress code what I'm HH
you instigated a violent pooper fight paper fight you pranked your teacher Miss bass style with a hoopy cushion I didn't do that either and you said a curse word what I do not know where these young ladies learn words like darwn you faked a state of sickness you lied repeatedly to teachers and you talked back no I didn't don't talk back now what do you have to say for yourself I didn't do I said don't talk back Lauren looks so disappointed it's like heartbreaking these are all very bad naughty horrid mean selfish and recal centrate
behaviors I'm so sorry she was top better I didn't do anything don't talk back Mom how could you believe her she's not even telling the truth it's on her paper a lie now the way I see it you have two choices you can leave immediately and we will pretend that this never happened or two you can stay in this school but your grades will be part of your permanent record at any school you attend wait FS permanently oh Salish we have to go right now we have to we've got to go let me think about
this so if I stand and I have FS permanently on my record and you'll never get into college it's easy leave with Mom or have FS Forever on your transcript come on sish just get up and leave H FS on my record this is really hard let me think I'm just kidding I know this is all fake no way this is not fake you use the actor Mr Smiley from Darman wait he works with Darman how obvious can you be also I know Ian he was in another video with us are you kidding me yes
Ian we worked with already there were no kids in any classes didn't you think to hire extras the computers from the '70s not even plugged in so I can stay here all day no no no no no no well I never you know what I'm just I'm done I'm done I I I've been here 12 hours I mean I didn't even get a trailer 20 years of method acting classes for this for this don't forget to pay me what Mom I'm really disappointed I thought you were team saish Rowan what it up he works for
Dar dude dude how was I supposed to die just I need a minute I quit hand it over are you kidding hand it over oh you had to have the light yeah it makes me look younger how did you know this is mine now let's go home come on out of the school let's go come on hurry up say you want to help me out no you did lose the matter cup though I know but I don't even have the right shoes you can help me e it's fine I'm going to get snowbo bye don't
you just dropped my phone in the snow
