today my daughter Sailors becomes an adult for 24 hours W and I try to be a teenager join for president whoever lasts longer wins the matter cup and doesn't have to clean for a week what today I'm going to transform into an adult for 24 hours I'm going to be a kid for 24 hours so easy to be an adult it's so much easier to be a kid H you know what let's just see I have so much to do I have to leave in 30 minutes for work and I still have to do touch-ups
on my makeup and hair and I have to get lunch breakfast Jordan wake up blush that what do you guys think about my FIT I don't like it actually I'm an adult I love it adults say clothes guys what do you think about my clothes by I'm running so late Jordan hasn't even woken up yet Jordan get out of bed oh my gosh this kid drives me crazy now some powder oh my gosh I'm running so late my boss hates when I'm late to work but I cannot show up with bad hair and makeup nice
Jordan if I hear that alarm one more time I sweat perfect where's my purse there it is okay let's go I have so much to do and these are so hard to balance in these are not working wo that's much better I'm not sure how adults wear heels every day I need coffee and I have to make him some pancakes I cannot get through a day of work without coffee Jordan you're going to miss your bus whenever I'm in a hurry this is always empty perfect make coffee I need my bagel adults do not have
time for good breakfast okay let's go make the pancak I do not have time let's just take some of this can't this kid just get up and make his own breakfast for the last time get out of [Music] bed he won't eat his pancakes without blueberries he's really picky I'm really running late I don't drink this spray whatever this does I hope I don't blow up the house let's put some pancake on yo is breakfast ready yet oh you need a new haircut whatever oh no I crisped my dgks no I need a new pair
of dogs can't believe it I look at my crease look at the crease you're sitting on my person Blazer dad I mean Jordan you on my person Blazer my bad I'm sorry yo don't call me yo all right sorry dog G feet on the counter actually drive me crazy my bad bro I'm so tired I was up all night playing Roblox what are you doing got to keep my snap streak up you're welcome oh yeah I'm not hungry are you kidding me I spent like an hour making [Music] that no no we on my phone
I'll eat I'll eat I'll eat I'll eat I promise can I get my phone back eat all of that okay okay no you're not going to get my phone I can't live without my phone Jordan that's disgusting what you do it to I never do that what whatever clean up your dish and make your lunch you're late for school do I have to do everything around here all right I'm ready for school if Salish quits before 24 hours I win and I'm top matter Team Jordan team Salish I got to go I hate being late
s is this it what's it what's it perfect sorry I'm late s you're late where were you I I was just running late we have clients waiting here yeah okay okay take care of them I got to go excuse me I've been waiting here for 15 minutes what place this to be oh totally late for school like my first day no hold on [Music] my hair is slaying right now yo DB me up what boom yeah wait wait wait wait right here you know the rules what no hoodie no hoodie like I can't wear my
hoodie oh that's like lowkey my whole vibe you got to wear Santiago shirt oh I forgot it at home I'm so sorry next time no wait either that or you're going to see the principal seriously High key low key which key is it low key seriously High key I have to see the principal yes a dude that's not a Vibe H how do I get around you know what this is crazy climb over the whole hello hey you guys do IVs right I think so am I calling the right place yep you are yep yep
yep yep what do you want uh what do you guys have Ivy fluids electrolytes vitamin B A co-enzyme do you know what an enzyme is I think it's something in your body that helps you live feels like you don't really know what you're doing of of course I know what I'm doing do you have a manager have you how long have you worked here a long time you're a little rude today okay cool I got to go I'm busy you're taking too long [Music] bye I'm so late first class gang what up oh my God
they're sitting in a circle this is going to be so awkward I guess I'm a middle schooler today what up bro what up don't you come over here seats are a little small right it's just like sorry I'm just my legs Sor oh no did I crease my shoes bro and um they're going to so this is an ivy drip Lounge whatever that is Ivy drip Lounge sends vitamin filled fluids into your body to make you healthier I'd like to know how long I have to wait cuz honestly I have an appointment and I'm quite
late um try that door I don't think I'm supposed to go in by by myself okay fine right this way oh what are you getting right now it's just an IV DFT uh how did they get that in just this needle um a needle yeah you know what I think I have to go get something bye Congress has to decide if they're going to I'm sorry that's awkward security please go to 102 and pick up Jordan matter take him to the principal's office for detention oh that doesn't sound good I don't I have to go
to deten whatever no good I'm out okay I don't want to see the needle but I got everything oh um here let me just clean up real quick here so put this thingy like on your arm perfect you know what I'm going to go get a nurse you got this i got this Jordan matter sit down bro I didn't even mean it first of all you're not wearing your school uniform second of all I've had reports you've been wearing a hoodie all day long and you have a skateboard on campus you know you're not allowed
to do that what kind of future are you going to have if you don't start following rules you have detention wait what Jim like actually me I have detention absolutely Jordan matter you have detention today I haven't had detention like 40 years you're going to have it today bro bro you're going to have detention bro this is so not it this principal is such an L I'm so bored they won't even let me use my phone what am I supposed to do all day lunch is lonely in middle school it is a lunchtime day oh
oh no I'm missing a period oh oh man I don't even know where I'm supposed to [Music] go how you supposed to drink water you just it gets in my hair dude musical theater bro I don't sing my name is Jord you can call me dad D yeah that's why I don't sing am I going to have to sing right now like again actually bro I have to do this okay if I quit right now sish gets the out of Cup right Sandy Y where are we full company BR tomorrow and is the something something
why are we all walking tomorrow tomor tomorrow I love you tomorrow you're always a day hey yeah I love musical theater that was awesome yeah wait I have to clean everything too you want to dance yes yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what what what wait was that cringy oh it was a fail yeah I'm just pretending bro middle school is so exhausting KS um what are you doing getting a lollipop they're f m $10 what what they're always free after school M okay you're right just say bable actually sweet yeah don't judge I've been
wearing wig all day I know my hair sucks I got to call Sailors to see if she's having a hard time too because I want her to quit I want to be top matter let's see how she's doing honestly I'm having a hard time hey little girl how's it going you want to quit it's chill how's school being a teenager is actually hard why do you have to do so many things I have to just do one thing and as an adult yeah I know this adult thing is pretty chill though you're going to quit
you know you quit I'm top matter I'm taking that trophy back little girl uh-huh has anyone teased you about your outfit yet no way my FIT is dope okay well I'm going to be talk matter H bye wait did you just have H up she hung up on me 1 2 3 4 it's only 1:30 you have to be kidding me I don't think the kids here believeing I'm actually a student so Wyatt is going to teach me how to be a teenage dude first thing I need to know is like my voice don't talk
fast don't be like talking all fast you just got to be like calm I you don't really care so you're just chilling yeah just chilling oh that's sick yo so whenever you dab up you got to go like this ready go slow like that and you got to go like that oh gotcha yeah be like it what's good buy yo always good Brody got it we're going to teach you how to wear the hood cuz I like my hair like popped out it's like I don't want to cover the hair whenever you go you put
it like this you put it like halfway on Is that real hair or is that a wig no that's my real hair oh that's good hair yeah I'm wearing a wig cuz this is my hair that's bad yeah if I'm trying to listen to music I'll wear the hood like in class listen music no I don't listen to music in class I got to pay attention just between us like you listen music in class I'm about to go into class I want you to show me how to walk in we wait until like right until
the bell's about to ring and then we walk in we're like what's good teach all right man I think I'm ready you're ready Broski yeah we did it let's go to class hey what are you doing I'm copying my face it's your lunch break you go to your lunch oh bet every day with Sailors I only have 20 minutes for lunch and this is the only place that's close and I'm a vegetarian so I guess I'm eating water for lunch exciting news I'm running for class president I was wondering if you wanted to vote for
me yes I yeah wow this is easy wow they're really enthusiastic about the new kid wow spe oh you want me to give a speech oh I guess I got to give a speech hey everybody my name's Jordan I'm running for class president if I'm elected I vote for free pizza no dress code longer lunch and 4 day weekends what yeah Jordan for president woo I think that went really well I'm kind of working on my teenage dude voice I can talk like this or hey what up is it this dude oh I'm slaying it
dude did that work how's my FIT yeah wow should the hair be in my face like all right now I know how to be a teenager are you all going to vote for me for class president free pizza who are you for 1 2 3 top matter I think I'm going to win class president isn't that guy too old to be in Middle School oh actually that's such an L did that work is that what I'm supposed to say l sh it's time for tween Frank we're going to freak her out yeah I got a
patient room number six and he's feeling a little dizzy we get him some water so he's feeling better okay okay thanks it's room six get it to him and come back I need you right away okay oh okay there there's two room sixes just go to room number six and take care of it okay I guess I'm trying this one whoo wait wait what there's two of them there's two of us you guys are twins yes how do I tell the difference chill what up teach hey yo that wasn't awkward are you a substitute yeah
substitute yeah no word today it's wood shop oh do we get to build things yeah I just built a big dogghouse huge looking good huh actually it was small but you know what that's lit yo let's build can you give me a hand I'm going to okay we're good all right we're good yep I'm fine just a teenager nothing hurts when you're a teenager I got to bring this wood over this is really really heavy nothing to see here nothing to see you think he'll see me leaving a problem with the he'll never know one
where'd the old guy go wait what are you doing Tik Tok oh I need you here no no excuse me we got patient here for physical therapy wait PT oh I do p that need you back there now let's go I don't get teen slang I mean who's kaison at who's speed what's Riz Riz I keep hearing Riz in the hallway like do I have Riz will you comment below what Riz is I think I have it get the CL oh okay hold we'll talk this is going to be fun so what do you need
my elbow's really hurting me so stem don't worry I do this for gymnastics so I know what I'm doing well actually somebody else does but I can figure it out I think I plug this thingy into something I got this there are too many a little young right it goes in here are you sure about that I'm pretty sure okay wait I think I did it wrong and then you're going to turn on this machine yep do you feel it no not to not okay that was okay okay okay okay okay more I think we're
good I we're I think we're good I think we're good at the highest level I think we're my arm is starting to shake I think we're good ide here okay fine I'll turn it off you took off all my arm hair great thank you so much you're welcome you know what I think I supposed to put on some alcohol on your arms to make it not hurt oh well I got to go back to work what just happened every time I come here it's a awesome but that was weird she must be new bro I'm
late for another class I can't no my kicks are wet kids care about their shoes that's how they react right I have to do cheer yoga now okay saors might end up being top matter cuz I think I'm going to quit let's do yoga what do you think of my fit it's m it's hard being a teenager Hey Hey Hey listen up listen up Hey Hey Hey listen up listen up yeah I nailed that kind of yeah am I like the only dude here you are but that is okay dudes should do cheer too standing
pose try to focus and find your Center this is easy 5 4 three okay okay that was slippery it's just that my mat is slippery and it's not fair cuz no one else's is crisscross applesauce uh-oh um there we go that's comfortable um how are you doing it so easy this thing is like I don't know if my body is meant for this yoga thing I think that maybe this isn't for me today because I don't have the right kicks and I don't want to crease my kicks cuz they're pandas okay bro D it up
I'm going to try another class all right but hey you stay you Mr Lee might need a call yeah I think you should wait who's Mr Lee the principal yeah oh no no no no I already met him once I'm out of here oh I'm out all right no more Mr Lee bye Team Jordan works not so bad after all this is pretty easy hi hi so Michael wanted me to show you how to do a I an IV are there needles just two small needles oh you know what this job's not for me I'm
going to talk to Michael Michael you know what thank you so much for letting me work here but I don't think this so was for me I can't do needles but the place is really great so I'm sure you'll find someone else bye hey I'm always quitting my job heard your hiring bandn I haven't done that in like 40 years where do I sit yeah we lit yo class I I missed you have a new student hey yo I'm Jordan what's up why are you all looking at me you might look a little old to
what that's so much hate I'm just 13 after work a lot of adults work out and they all wear these silly matching sets so I guess I have to get that so I see like a lot of adult women wearing like really bright colors so maybe like hot pink there are so many options around here I don't know what to pick I'm not an adult actually I am today why do you guys need all these options do I want pockets FL cargo pant thingies I don't know that's definitely not my size this is getting stressful
there's still so many things to do I have to make dinner do the chores I don't think it's hard but I'm still not going to lose okay I think I'm going to abandon the pink and try maybe all black I got a black long sleeve and black leggings let's check out feeling very adult thank you perfect is it one strap or two straps to the backpack one strap on two two yeah we're keeping catali yo St it up one strap or two two strap two straps two straps so old is one strap I've been doing
it the whole day yo one strap or two straps on the backpack it looks like one is working one all right I'm going with one yo I'm a dip yeah I killed that I felt good yo I'm dip I'm a middle schooler basically one strap or two straps two two really I thought it was one y hey sailor watch [Music] this come on yeah I hope sailor had a hard day at work and she's ready to quit cuz this teenage thing is no no joke I'm exhausted after going to school all day at least I
get to go home finally because Jord no actually no no no no stop hey stop the bus stop help yo yo wait why am I going sideways will'll help so I guess adults like to work out after they work let's try it I looked up an adult workout routine and the first thing is walking for 20 minutes seriously this is all I have to do next ab workout I don't even know how this works I don't like this machine I'm too sure next box jumps next machine pull-ups the machine actually helps me this adult workout
is easier than I thought it would be this is spin class but I'm pretty sure there's supposed to be other people in here I have no idea what this does whatever this thing is called not about workout I mean not as hard as gymnastics now I guess I'm going to go to son and take a shower and then get changed and go shopping cuz that's what adults do because I'm 14 today and that's not old enough to have a job I have to volunteer after school are you kidding me that is so mid Brody's acting
crazy right now oh he's so sweet though actually Sailors would love him should I just get him cut that cut that I'm going to do what every adult does every day go shopping I got four scoops of ice cream because adults can eat whatever they want yum I quit my job and I spent all my money yep I'm an adult don't this is not it I have to do laundry for all the animals are you kidding me right now A little [Music] help too not a Vibe I got to wash little Charlie here but I
cannot get my kicks wet I got you he's kind of growling at me are we beefing right now Charlie bro are we good I'm hearing a growl so that doesn't sound good now that I've done all my shopping it's time to go home how do I start it w w w w wo what are you doing I'm driving uh young lady no way yes I'm driving oh fine now I have to pet puppies that's awesome real Jordan here volunteering is actually really awesome so if you have any time at all find somewhere in your local
community and give it a shot it's very rewarding bro he matches my hair you are so cute I can't even with him okay this teenage thing is hard I'm mean exhausted I did like a 100 things today I want to quit but I actually have a secret plan to get Sailors to quit watch this I'm going to be top matter so I've already went to work and done all the adult things but now I have to do laundry then I have to clean cook and do a bunch of other stuff I think I might have
to quit soon normally as a kid I only do my laundry but now I have to do everybody's laundry this adult thing is hard yo I brought my girlfriend home what hey girl peace are you kidding me oh my God I can't with this right now OMG what mom what do you mean this is my girlfriend as long as you want to be an adult we're just going to hang out here and like kiss and snuggle that's so gross ew dad that's disgusting do you know what you can just have this matter cup just take
it I don't even want anymore yeah we're top matter I just want to thank all of you out there because I've wanted to be top matter for so long and finally I've done it and just thank you so much [Music]
