a few years ago a group of researchers and academics embarked on a bold experiment they wanted to answer the following question quote is it possible that people with no PhD in any field could write a paper in that field every two weeks and get it published in other words they they wanted to know whether they could write complete gibberish and still have it published in a prestigious peer-reviewed academic publication and what they found was that indeed it is quite possible in fact it's very easy uh for example the researchers wrote One published paper that explored
the conundrum of why straight men like to eat at Hooters uh the paper delved into a fake two-year study concerning a thematic analysis of table dialogue at Hooters as well as the concept of breastaurant masculinity yes that's breastaurant masculinity they use that term about 10 times in the paper and apparently every time the editors loved it and it was no red flag there another hoax paper discussed uh rape culture and queer performativity perform performativity at dog parks in Portland and that one sailed past the editors as well but maybe the the hoaxer most impressive work
was their article entitled our struggle is my struggle which lifted passages directly from mine comp and placed them in a feminist Journal of Social Work totally undetected so the whole exercise was pretty entertaining and of course it proved its point which is that peer-reviewed Publications will publish anything that sounds like something a left-wing intellectual would write and then the experiment ended and and and the hoers hoaxers went about their their normal lives or at least that's kind of the official story a paper that was just published in the peer- review journal Springer nature out of
Germany has a lot of people questioning whether yet another hoax may be unfolding in the world of Academia now to be clear for reasons I'll outline in a moment uh it doesn't look like a hoax but a lot of people are hoping it is because the alternative is just too depressing to contemplate a PhD named Colin Wright first drew a mentioned to the paper the other day on social media the paper is entitled loving the brine shrimp exploring queer feminist blue posthumanities to reimagine the America's Dead Sea now the paper is written by somebody named
ulina jerose who uses she they pronouns of course and holds a position of assistant professor in the department of media and cultural research at yuken in Poland and here's what she they came up with uh the paper abstract States quote the article aim to transform narratives surrounding Utah's Great Salt Lake often referred to as America's Dead Sea by reimagining how brine shrimp are perceived in science culture and art it introduces the concept of hydrosexuality to bridge these Realms thereby enriching feminist blue posthumanities and feminist biology through art-based practices and queer advocacy the hydrosexual perspective challenges
settler science by exploring the connections between the reproductive systems of brine shrimp and the economy ecology and culture this cultural analysis draws inspiration from low Tropic Theory and uh queer death studies those are all words I think the paper goes on to explain that hydrosexuality is is a term that emphasizes the quote more than human sensuality and sexuality emphasizing fluidity and relationality and deploys watery thinking to dissolve the hegemonic notion of the autonomous and bounded human subject now at this point you can see why people thought that the Hooters guys had struck again but then
Colin Wright noticed that in this article the authors referen something called a post media environmental performance that they had recently performed in the Great Salt Lake in Utah the performance was called cyber wedding to the brine shrimp and the performance according to the authors was intended to express their human love towards the vulnerable yet tough brine shrimp by means of quote a communal bath in the GSL which some of us including myself proceed as making love to the lake by the way that that's a quote there so some of us including myself I wasn't I
wasn't saying myself sees it as making it's it's I'm reading a quote just want to be clear so naturally Colin Wright and his followers uh went looking for the footage and if they could find it it might demonstrate that these authors weren't playing a prank or if they were they were really really committed to the bit what wri and his followers found appears to confirm that this paper is indeed real um now to be clear normally I wouldn't subject you to Extended footage of ecosexuals molesting the natural world but it's been about 8 months since
we last talked about ecosexuals in the context of that show naked attraction so we've we we've we've had enough of a cooling off period I think and if this footage is any indication things are deteriorating very quickly in that Community which is a surprise you know they always seem like such a stable and high functioning people but uh apparently not so here's how the Cyber wedding to the brine shrimp begins you'll notice that the Mystery Science Theater guys have been overlaid to the front of the footage for iic effect by one of Colin's followers but
uh I really don't even think it needs that sort of assistance to be uh unintentionally funny uh here it is watch we are gathered here today to celebrate the wedding of the brine shrimp timia franciscana to the ecosexuals we call upon the SP J to witness our waiting to the Bri shrimp [Music] I am the Spiral Jetty I've lived in this place since 1970 witnessing the ongoing environmental change in the Great Salt Lake over the past 50 years my shape and status has been constantly transforming some decades under the water some above the water now
you can see my naked basalt rocks vulnerable to the ongoing droughts and shrinking Shoreline I'm dry thirsty and concerned about this unique ecosystem I'm a part of H So It Begins normally enough uh the ecosexuals announced their intent to marry the Brian shrimp uh nothing strange about that we've all been there who hasn't had a romantic Dian with a crustacean uh totally totally normal stuff but then out of nowhere we hear the voice of the Spiral jetti and that's apparently a piece of land art that was constructed in 1970 by Robert Smithson in the Great
Salt Lake and as you heard the Spiral Jetty apparently felt the need to insert himself and his personal problems into this wedding he's apparently dry and exposed and thinks that's relevant to the wedding between these people and these brine shrimp uh seems kind of rude really to be to be injecting yourself in this solemn ceremony let's talk about something that affects all of us taxes the October 15th deadline is passed and if you're not prepared you could be in for a world of do you owe back taxes are your returns still unfiled did you missed
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uh watch I am wishing you all the best on this ecosexual cyber wedding to the brine shrimp I am happy to be a part of this next chapter because in the 70s when Robert Smithson put me here the only things that mattered were my size aesthetic shape and his ambition to expand sculpture into this public land but this all right that's thanks thanks spiral um now nobody thinks about getting rid of this guy at any point that's what's really incredible about it imagine you're getting married and out of nowhere some feminite voice pipes up and
starts reciting a land acknowledgement then tells you about all how your wedding will will benefit him even if you're even if you're an intersectional feminist it's it's enough to make you root for global warming to accelerate a little bit and ruin the whole Beach but eventually the the land art quiets down and they're allowed to recite the vows and then there's even more drama because somebody interrupts once once again this is a theme of these ecosexual weddings apparently none of these people can shut up there's a lot of talking that goes on uh watch are
you ready to make a to the shm oh yes we are yes we aretina and evina are you are you ready to make V to the brine shrimp oh yes we do yes we do does anyone here object to this wedding between us humans and the brine shrimp speak now or forever hold your peace human human I carry with me a byox objection from your art Uncle Newton Harrison he says what did you ask for consent from the brine shrim let's ask them oh Uncle Newton let's ask them we will ask the brine shrimp brine
shrimp brine shrimp are you ready shrimp to marry as humans do we have your consent to marry you listen I hear yes I hear yes I don't hear no I hear that they want our loves and they consent my sense is not all of them but most of probably enough probably good enough imagine you go down to the beach with your family a nice Beach day down at the ocean and this is what you witness this is what you witness overweight feminists uh doing unspeakable things with the the the ocean life so they asked the
shrimp for uh psychic consent and uh one of them says I don't hear no my senses not all of them but most of them and apparently that's good enough for these people they they subscribe to the Harvey Weinstein School of Ethics over there in Poland's ecosexual Community I suppose so the marriage takes place although although there's a caveat as the paper puts it quote to avoid potential harm to living Critters vows were made to the brine shrimp's exponentially enlarged augmented reality image which popped up at the lak's shore above the humans heads and they consum
the marriage by walking into the water with their hands in the air I I'll spare you having to witness the consummation of the marriage but that that did happen we're not going to play that now at this point I have to come clean uh I have to admit that I don't I don't have much of a grand overarching point to make about the wonders of feminist blue posst Humanities and hydrosexuality these people are so far gone that you legitimately can't tell if they're mocking the very concept of humanities if this is all one great satire
but I will say this that we have clearly reached the logical end point of wokeness uh not in this particular moment but we have reached it in general in Western Society every slippery slope argument conservatives made for the past 50 years has has been Vindicated every single one and as we've seen a time and time again the only mistake that conservatives made with the slipper slope was they were not they they if there was any if there was if they missed anything it was just a lack of imagination it was just not being able to
conceive of just how demented things would actually get but the general gist uh has has been Vindicated over and over again when you have feminists marrying the Brian shrimp while a talking sculpture besides land acknowledgements in the background it's abundantly clear that wokeness has jumped the shark or or married the shrimp as the case may be uh this is the end point but I would not say it's the bottom uh there's no bottom the the slippery slope slides down to what would be the bottom but then the bottom gives way to a vacuous Eternal abyss
and that's the point that wokeness has reached and that is why the the the hoaxers have become indistinguishable from the serious credentialed feminist ecosexual professors and that is why ecosexuals peer-reviewed Publications and feminist academics of all types especially those who marry shrimp are all today canceled if You' like to see what else I have to say you can access my full show by going to dailywire.com or by going to the Matt wall Show Twitter page hope to see you there godp speed
