so long story short i was supposed to be the celebrity judge on top chef but they figured out i'm not tom cruise too tall well hey it's been great talking to you for the last 45 minutes but i i better it has been great talking this is actually one of the best conversations i've had in years like really i really feel like we're in that conversation flow yeah well see you around oh yeah don't worry i'm not going anywhere so when's your birthday what you strike me as a pisces oh actually i'm a sagittarius but
i better leave now oh assad life of the party i can see it okay okay bye so are you doing anything later today um because i need to show you the funniest meme of all time yeah yeah that's uh that's funny yeah man funny okay well i'll let you go now oh my gosh that reminds me remember that guy um come on you know i i like really don't that guy the uber driver no the one who drives around in a school bus and picks up 60 passengers at a time in his uber pool but
they're all middle schoolers have i really never told you this story why don't we save that for another you're gonna want to take a seat because this story is very crazy and extremely long okay i'm just gonna walk away now picture this i'm with my boys and we are sloshed right and i call what i think is gonna be a normal uber pool right well guess who shows up look i i've gotta leave i've got stuff to do oh okay well why didn't you just say so i i kind of did like several times oh
yeah you just go on don't let me keep you just uh run away like everyone else does are you okay it's nothing okay uh hey i can tell you all about it later when i call you tonight call yeah what's your number [Music] um