Uh, I bought a new boat. Yeah, I think the engine just blew like a rod or something. Get off.
Get off. Get off. Warning.
Welcome back, YouTuber family. Uh, welcome back to the Fall Family Ranch channel. We're still here at Ball Reserve.
We're here shopping that. Huh? Hey, [ __ ] you, bro.
I'm filming. Sorry. Go ahead.
Go ahead. Go ahead. What do you want to call it?
Jake Paulers. What's up, Jake Paulers? I just bought a half a million dollar boat and it is arriving here today.
I customized it months ago. It's an Arctique G25 Paragon. It is all blue like my first Lambo that is not blue anymore.
But you guys remember the blue Lambo? I feel like every time I first get something, I get it in blue. Why are you holding a ball sack?
Oh, cuz the name of the boat is called Blue Balls. And I'm putting this on the boat and they're going to be swinging like this when we're surfing. Oh my god, it already looks sick to be honest.
Oh, it looks [ __ ] gangster. See, the blue is the right decision. It is so blue.
Yeah. Yeah, it is. How does it feel to treat me like you do when you That is [ __ ] sick.
Oh my god. Look at the little details of the the W logos. This thing's crazy.
That's wild. Check out that turbine. Why is it no blue?
You missed the spot. No. Enough with the [ __ ] blue jokes.
This is straight up bonkers, dude. This is nuts. This is [ __ ] sick as [ __ ] Oh, dude.
Did you see these seats back? Oh my lordy lord. Oh, that's that's the move.
This is [ __ ] massive. Yeah. Yeah, dude.
This is a dream come true. That is [ __ ] sick. Yeah.
Now you like it, huh? I love it. No, I love it.
I'm just All I said is that's a lot of blue. And I'm right. I'm [ __ ] right, bro.
I don't think there's enough blue. Hello. There's a bunch of All right, bro.
It's over. Are are the life jackets? It might be, actually.
Honestly, I've never like really driven a boat. Really? Not for more than like 30 seconds.
That's cuz he's always renting me out. He doesn't have to. I guess we should go in the water now.
I haven't even eaten breakfast. Is there a Starbucks on this property? The first time she's getting wet.
Woo. Hey. Hey.
Hey. How do How do you feel right now, bro? I feel amazing.
This is cool as Especially sitting in the driver's seat. This is pretty cool. This is pretty cool.
Blue balls made in Bordage. Blue Balls made in Borage, brother. Let's go.
Blue balls, baby. Work your head moves, bro. There you go.
Bob and weed. Bob and weed. Bob and weave.
These nuts got nothing on you. And that camera is the move. Never seen a backup camera.
Yeah, I was about to say that. It would just be horrible if I ruined a $600,000 boat in the first 10 seconds. It's kind of on brand for you though, bro.
What? When I die in the rest, going to go to the place that's going to lay me down to die. Going up to the star.
First rip on blue walls, baby. Let's [ __ ] go. We ready to years for this moment.
Work hard, kids. Chase your [ __ ] dreams. Come on.
Hopefully, I can get up first try. Let's [ __ ] get it, dude. Honestly, my arms might actually fall off.
I'm sore as, so I got to get some blood flowing so I don't rip my armos off. Here we go. Heat.
Heat. What you see where you are now? Yeah.
Oh, he's about to go crazy. For wake surfing, I'm number one right now. Foiling.
I'm number one. Oh, he talked to your [ __ ] I'm undefeated on the foil. Numero uno and then um on the wake board I'm like top 10 right now.
No number one wake server in the world. Dude, you [ __ ] [ __ ] Thank you. That was great.
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All right, back to the video. Yeah. I said I feel invincible.
It's 100. It's 85 just cuz a lot of this and I like Robin I got it percolated. Oh, he's neutron like the way I dance.
She like the way I move. She like the way I She like the way I do it back. Oh, what the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] You guys think I'm like as good as him right now?
No, I am. Right. Just put the highlights like back to back.
We got to sign him to W right now. Hey, bro. You want a contract?
Don't even ask him. He's going nuts on the blue balls, brother. Hey, uh, can we sign you to W?
Dude, I got the stinkiest pits in town. Fix that. Sign up, bro.
I have a wild idea, bro. I could jump off the back of this and and and tackle Jake like WWE [ __ ] Oh, I think so. That's a good Tik Tok.
Hey, if I like tackled you like speared you, it could be a viral piece of content. You want to do it or no? I'm down.
Also though, you could be like kind of like you don't actually have to Oh, WWE ain't fake, brother. This is professional wrestling, bro. I need you to sell, bro.
Hey, bro. Let's go. Oh, hey, front breaker.
Take note. Logan, you got to go harder. I know.
There you go. Hey, bro. Take note.
One more. One more. I'll go.
Let's get it. One more. All right.
Take notes. Hey, that's some dumbass [ __ ] bro. We didn't need to do that.
Yeah. Hey, we're done. Ow.
Unfortunate, brother. It was your bicep. I know.
I know. I felt it. Oh, sorry.
I'm sorry. It's fine. Here.
Look. Look at playback. Take a couple deep breaths.
If it looks good, then I don't It looks good. It looks intense, which is good. It looks like you got decap.
Raise your hand if you're a shitty wrestler. Way down across the New Orle go. Get off.
Get off. Get off. Get back.
Get back. Get back. Yo, I think the engine just blew on it.
Yeah, I think the engine just blew like a rod or something. No, we were just riding along. We were cruising good.
Um, temperature was fine, PSI, everything was fine. All of a sudden, a rattling started and the boat just sat down and smoke started coming out of like around the engine hatch and like you know and and there's oil in the water which is not good like around the boat. Okay.
Uh I'm going to call you right back. I mean obviously there's nothing no 100%. Yeah.
I don't know if there's anything we can do. I just didn't know if you had any advice, but I think we're just going to tow back in again. Be careful.
Hot as [ __ ] Yeah, be careful. This thing's shot. We need to get towed back to the dock.
That better blow up, man. Motor blew. No, actually the engine blew for sure.
It would just be horrible if I ruined a $600,000 boat in the first 10 seconds. This is You guys $680,000. What can it buy you?
Three days of fun. Hey man, there's going to be a tick over your head. Like a minus dollar sign amount.
I'm I'm sad. We uh we lost a boat. You guys had a bad look at that, honestly.
Wait, Ethan, after he said that, cut to the clip of him crashing the car. Cut to the clip of me clearing the jump. That's what I thought, bro.
This is going to be a depressed jump. In the arms of the angel. Nice.
We can edit it. We can edit it. All right.
We need some AI on this [ __ ] Hey, with some AI, it looks sick. Oh yeah. Don't let him get on here.
Let's look together. Fire that guy. Oh my god.
We are the best ever. Yeah. Yeah.
It was at this moment that he knew he [ __ ] up. Oh no. Oh no.
That was sick. Oh no. Hey, hey Chris, let me see.
Oh no. Wait, where is he? Oh, he's walking away.
What happened? He jumped a little short or I was a little higher. We got to put it in rice.
I mean, this is prime footage, man. This is sick. Oh, Tucker.
Oh, yeah. Oh, Tucker. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Hey. Hey.
Yeah. Yeah.
