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All right everybody pays attention no one gets hurt go open the door it'll get worse than her hey hey come on don't do it let's go shut up shut the [ __ ] up come on hands right your back come on nestor we're giving you everything you want i Don't even think about it [Laughter] get in there sit tight i'll handle the plastic don't blow yourself up pay attention all right what's he doing em get these [ __ ] in the closet leave us alone we didn't do [ __ ] to you in the back

come on [Music] all set phone it in I'm making the call [Music] all right i'm gonna do this [Music] [Music] oh there it is oh there's enough here for us all to enjoy depends on how you look at it [Music] we gotta move come on help me Give it up i saw your face i'll remember you get a thousand things every day how about you make sure this is one of them i seen his eyes he's crazy no one's crazy i think be cool you didn't have to do that let's get going there'll be time

for grieving later yeah you got that right come on [Music] I'm setting the charges they're on a timer so price itself [Music] oh [ __ ] you hear that sirens [ __ ] the cops t hit the shutter switch what's this local resistance it ain't supposed to go down like this it never is come on go get out of here you shouldn't have been a cop [Music] Let's move come what the [ __ ] is this don't be as dumb as you look come on get to the driver [Applause] let's get out of here let's

go let's go [Applause] [Music] get in here who took you so long shut the [ __ ] up and drive Did you see that [ __ ] put that bitch's face against the glass do you see that yeah you're a real stout [Music] uh oh come on let's get to the chopper we move quick we can beat the train we're getting there cops coming our way be cool they ain't made this car yet man i believe in this bird when i get Eyes on it [ __ ] dick roadblock go right beat the train man

you guys all right [ __ ] come on ditch the car all right we can go this way to the chopper no hey stick to the plan what stick to the [ __ ] plan come on [Music] Where the [ __ ] the chopper i'm gonna check around all right brad's going to be fine we got to get the [ __ ] out of here go ahead oh jesus keith you gotta get out of here i'm gonna leave you my king no god i'm not gonna be [ __ ] gonna bleed out [Music] no Come

on come [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you kill me you fricks [ __ ] die all of you die you've got suckers [Music] [Applause] [Music] go michael was not always a good husband Not always a good citizen he did not die a hero's death but he was a man our lord was crucified with two thieves so perhaps we should not judge we are born of sin and we die in sin but we know that you will show mercy to our friends your son james he's a

good kid he's a good kid a good kid Why does he help the [ __ ] poor no he sits on his ass all day smoking dope and jerking off while he plays that [ __ ] game if that's our standard for goodness no wonder this country's screwed and what about you what about me hey i don't have the advantages that kid has By the time i was his age i'd already been in prison twice i robbed banks i ran [ __ ] smuggled dope and you consider them achievements these were the opportunities i had

at least i took them and where did these opportunities get you michael they got me right [ __ ] here the end of the road with a big house and a useless kid and I'm stuck talking to you because no one else gives a [ __ ] oh i'm living the dream baby and that dream is [ __ ] it is [ __ ] [ __ ] let it all out i think i just did oh well i think that's all we have time for the same time next week i guess oh I gotta tell

you i ain't too sure this [ __ ] is working for me um a sense of overriding futility is a vital part of the process embrace it whatever you say doc [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] i know just how you feel man [ __ ] gotta be around here somewhere unless they buried it under the sand fool another brilliant lamar davis production [ __ ] you hey excuse me homie can you tell me where berto beach house is no homie i cannot man would you come on actually yeah it's that house right there

with the yellow stairs Yeah good looking at home appreciate it man get your stupid ass on damn why don't you ask him if he knows the [ __ ] owner or better yet do some sky riding that reads there's a couple [ __ ] here about to boost some cars in case somebody didn't realize see what you don't realize that we ain't boosting this [ __ ] is legit business legit oh yeah i forgot huh 401ks tax returns and all yeah right you the one all pumped up on doing this lick [ __ ] i'm

getting my Money in the hood i'm straight fool i'm cool you cool cool what slinging dope and throwing up gang signs yeah right whatever homie yeah homie this is the spin knot right here your boy simeon wasn't [ __ ] get your ass in me bring your ass fool always trying to boss somebody come on come on damn This [ __ ] must got the baby dick yeah and all this [ __ ] paid for with bad credit [Music] come to daddy which one you want [ __ ] like that bobby big dick on a

[ __ ] huh [ __ ] for real homie damn this [ __ ] got robo-roofing everything [ __ ] he should have paid the nizzle you got a grind to keep that [ __ ] now it's back on us hell yeah i want to see what it do hey hit me on the speaker Phone no it's like that but show homie [Applause] right up here homie i'm about to go nice and slow for your [ __ ] see it cool homie [Applause] remember we got to be careful with these rides homie but simeon ain't

about to dock my play again homie man if you need some bread i could hook you up with jb's tow truck it ain't got glamour but There's some money to be made so him and tanya can smoke crack in peace homie i'm good [Music] [Applause] loco any ticket we get gonna go on that food license well in that case we might as well enjoy ourselves [Applause] [Music] right right right yeah that's cool [Applause] [Music] hanging right there all right up here to the studio let's show these movie people how we do i'm school of your

ass boy what the [ __ ] if you want a chunky thing oh we filming [ __ ] here huh hey hey down this alley here uh huh [Music] [Applause] remember this is your terrius car oh please homie damn dawg how much are we getting for these repos i'm gonna be one reluctant [ __ ] giving this up man there's enough bad credit going around homie it's like it's an endless supply in this [ __ ] up ass country keep up homie whatever you say [Applause] we're going right yeah whatever you say live here we

going through the parking lot [Applause] [Applause] i screw you too homie [Music] depository [ __ ] that super bank oh [ __ ] [Music] What you gonna slow the road for dawg move over so the traffic can flow through whatever [ __ ] i'll let something flow through your ass i ain't too sure that joke works dawg oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] the one time be cool fool we got the paperwork whatever you explain that [ __ ] i see you at the dealership explain that [ __ ] my [Applause] like ass

[Applause] [Applause] foreign i don't get you bro you are a racist and i don't like you and i will not sell you this card i will not you make my skin crawl you neo-nazi you are all the same you're disgusting this racist insulted me hey what's up bull who you calling a [ __ ] no no i'm not calling nobody a [ __ ] wait what the [ __ ] i i mean n word i i that that's not cool man i don't say that you're [ __ ] right and You better keep it right

cause this man right here he's an international businessman a multiculturalist that i could not have said better myself ah but seriously maybe he's not a racist but i don't think that he is man enough for a car like this wait wait a second this guy right here you know give him a hype that's a real man's car i think you are right lamar you get a tax rebate i understand money is an Issue money isn't an issue this is the best part why is this when he reeled him and he gonna get all this full

of money wasn't it look man i gotta go hey samia i'm out i holler at you homie it's the best part man saw jimmy are you sure you are man enough take the wheel and show me uh Sure okay how about we fall through homie this chump change i'm gonna knock a bad grown a sexy [ __ ] fighting got a fat piezo who you trying to impress yo i see the niece with all that ass [ __ ] she got ass she grown yeah she grown into a [ __ ] idiot no she's acting

sick [ __ ] sexy she more like obsessed with sex [ __ ] nah man for the penis that's exactly how i like my women man [ __ ] it's good to be home What's up can a lot come up in your crib man [ __ ] you i see you at work oh [ __ ] don't hate me cause i'm beautiful [ __ ] maybe you got rid of that old yee ass haircut you got you get some [ __ ] on your dick oh better yet maybe tanisha call your dog ass if she

ever stop [ __ ] with that brain surgeon the lawyer she [ __ ] with [ __ ] [Music] living on top of each other I was on the phone boy don't be listening god damn free load to the desert up of los santos where american ingenuity and distinction canadian water has turned the hearts off of very natural paradises golf clubs sprinkler systems beautiful and don't forget starter homes are very attractively right are you cooking for me tonight Franklin i was going down on the market my boy liquidity is a [ __ ] get over

here so i can give you the new repo list all right dog i'll be around when i get a chance um [Music] uh [Music] every morning hey what's up samia my dear boy so good to see you so good Hold me yeah look man look we've been working together for about a few months now right which is why i am very honored to announce to you that you are employee of the month huh anyway congratulations it wasn't easy picking a winner yeah me lamar your nephew sachin with the twitch look man it's been a real

honor homie but i gotta move forward in my life it seemed like all i do is let People tell me what to do when i do it and nothing changes i tell you what my boy you tell me exactly what you want and i will very carefully explain to you why it cannot be what today is repossessing vehicles that fools have purchased at exorbitant interest rates but tomorrow together i never had a black son but if i did i want him to be just like you knock knock Us hello what's up franklin here has been

awarded employee of the month you [ __ ] with me right man we both being [ __ ] with dogs knock it off man for real after all the [ __ ] work i put in man man [ __ ] this employee of the month [ __ ] homie i'm sitting up here trying to she mean [ __ ] this employer to my [ __ ] man with some [ __ ] to be one god damn it i want It i don't give a [ __ ] what it is you know what i'm talking about

i take no prisoners i go hard doing this [ __ ] big dog big nuts when names is on the [ __ ] board i want to see my name at the top of that [ __ ] next to it it needs to say winner maybe next month huh then [ __ ] next month simon what about today i i demand a retrial today is nothing just a bike hasn't made the payment at all some kid at vespucci beach his name is esteban Jimenez is he in a gang curiously enough i did not inquire when

he bought the bike we got work to do uh employee of the month [ __ ] you and come on man he's about a yes master ass [ __ ] let's go to best future magellan now ain't you still rolling with that old raggedy ass here that country bumpkin [ __ ] is enough to get us shot right there hey come on you [ __ ] Facing [ __ ] yeah that was him [ __ ] homie i don't want no unnecessary [ __ ] here all right [ __ ] i don't give a [

__ ] it's a reason simeon pays a couple of mean looking [ __ ] to come repo this [ __ ] we ain't girl scouts i ain't so sure about that let's step up [ __ ] of course this dude real who else going how to require surplus of paper and deficiency of brain cells he just put a dub down on this bite 20 jeans with a 3g note damn that [ __ ] must be tricked out though and this whole setup designed to take drug money all right man look we going quiet in and

out no [ __ ] drama i'll try homie but i'm one live dramatic brass crazy greedy shooting [ __ ] [ __ ] and you love me for it [ __ ] yeah that's right homie nothing but love [ __ ] that's a funny dude though it's gonna be a shame when we get to book his ass and Jack and fall that's how [ __ ] work ain't it you do some jobs for food develop a little uneasy relationship the bike should be in one of the lockups down here should be is the story of

your life [ __ ] i'm gonna make this look easy i think this crazy [ __ ] wants something hey what's up homie you alright no way wait Cold homie [ __ ] man play it cool uh wake up you're in the road man why i gotta have a lazy ass homie like your [ __ ] ass hey look let's keep it smooth homie man yo [ __ ] the only thing that's smooth up in this [ __ ] man what exactly did i do in a past life to deserve your stupid ass this is

a routine lick dog chill do them virgos look routine this is a shady ass alley [ __ ] we invest beauty beach we On the wrong side of this poochy beach you should know a block makes a difference hey hey hold up got to be in one of these [ __ ] man ain't this about a [ __ ] ain't no [ __ ] bike in here man no [ __ ] [ __ ] hold on amigos hola so you're trying to creep up in here man yeah you saw this [ __ ] oh [

__ ] oh [ __ ] my mother [ __ ] [ __ ] die come on down Everybody come on hey [ __ ] i would have just got my ass beat over a [ __ ] gun fight man stop being a [ __ ] [ __ ] and grab that heat only one way out this [ __ ] follow me let's get through this man what's a few more of these [ __ ] you sure picked the right people to pick a fight with [ __ ] [ __ ] me Up there shoot that

[ __ ] bless his ass over there they coming out that doe die damn man [ __ ] this get that car light them [ __ ] up [Music] you still breathing homie yeah badly homie [ __ ] we got to get the [ __ ] away from this [ __ ] man we only came in for a bite and that [ __ ] is right there hey [ __ ] Come here may as well get this [ __ ] done we really gonna repo after all this [ __ ] let's get him homie i

want to get paid paid ain't worth [ __ ] when you doing 25 with the l we massacred those [ __ ] [Music] that's because he's sitting on 140 cubic inches right here [ __ ] oh [ __ ] professor you're right This punk get away we're going down homie you're gonna pit us for all these bodies and whose fault is that mr 80s action movie body count [ __ ] don't play the blame game just get on this [ __ ] [ __ ] man you lost him already that's a monster [ __ ]

bikey riding stupid we need to shoot him off the bike a couple of scratches better than nothing time [Music] we want your bike [Music] oh city down take the bike and meet me at the car wash round away all right i'll see you over there god [Music] oh [Applause] looking forward [Music] um uh man i can't hang with your ass for a while bro you a psychopath you don't finally [ __ ] lost it [ __ ] that's that apache blood in me homie yeah lucky i ain't doing a flying tomahawk to scalp they [

__ ] ass we can't repo the assets of a dead man big sitting chief [ __ ] [ __ ] and we ain't going to Neither [ __ ] i'm gonna keep this [ __ ] for myself tell simeon we couldn't recover you [ __ ] tell him you [ __ ] [ __ ] you uh like me because you think that i am an adam what no what are you talking about something like that excuse me wait that boy i am his mentor i am so proud of you what do you mean a mentor

don't worry about that okay so what you got from james de santa some kid he is already Late on his payments and i have this bad feeling that he will do more damage to the car than we can get back from him in the exorbitant interest rate payments huh just go and get it the house is on um uh hamsted uh of eclipse it's an suv some rockford hills that is boy nonsense don't worry about it try to bring the car back in good condition huh gotcha don't worry about it it's so good to see

you my boy hey Good luck in the law school so mr kenneth where are we at financing [ __ ] [Music] uh hey did you change your mind when i discovered that you betray me perhaps i hear you took the bike for yourself my employee of the month listen man me and lamar was gonna get that back to you Dawg oh i am sure you will get this car off the daddy's boy and then we talk insurance papers say they have a locked garage so you'll need to gain access from inside the house man it's

never easy with you is it simmy do not talk to me about easy you thief [Applause] nothing [Music] my [Music] That's just because you have a massive gaper [ __ ] [ __ ] homo you're dead dad he said i had a massive [ __ ] you tried to knife attack me no one creeps on the j dog my [ __ ] [Music] thank you coach then hey simeon i got the ride man i'm coming back yeah if you actually bring the Repossession to me this time i can have it back out on the street

before the day is done that's a nine millimeter semi-automatic pushed against your skull huh don't look around you just keep driving where you're going hey come on man this was a repo job guys behind on this [ __ ] note unlikely considering my son just got the car and looking at the way you're going about this My guess you're working a credit fraud credit fraud be serious dude i just worked the [ __ ] repo i appreciate a kid who follows orders without taking responsibility yeah maybe one day we'll have a beer and i'll explain

how the world really works who gives you the slip a car dealer dog by the name of simeon terry so this businessman he look legit to you look man it's just between him and your [ __ ] son Don't worry me and mr yatarian watch it me and mr utarian we'll work this out that the place yeah just the place man whoa drive into it right through the [ __ ] window and fast i'll put two rounds in the back of your skull and do it myself man you can't be for real i look like

a [ __ ] joke to you man [ __ ] my life man [ __ ] let's go shitty situations dog franklin what the [ __ ] are you doing mr samuel that's not exactly how it looks i always trump big for a job well done get out of here kid you [ __ ] see now you've pissed me off you think you could take me for a ride you recognize this car huh does it look like it's worth five grand a month to You you [ __ ] racist i'll tell you something this thing's

gonna need some serious body work for it's worth five grand a month ah he agreed to a violent financing i have his signature yeah did he agree to have some funk break into my [ __ ] house i i have gone that kid might be a [ __ ] idiot but you are a fraudulent scumbag piece of [ __ ] oh Don't make me have to come back here um so [Music] [Music] you're such a [ __ ] dictator why the [ __ ] not he is not staying the night [Music] i wasn't really serious

about that what you're here whatever sit you're not gonna rob me again man i Never robbed you that was just a repossession okay you call it whatever you want to call it i really don't care what can i do for you [ __ ] i just came by to see if there's something i can help you with i see you doing well for yourself i'm retired ain't you a bit young for the pipe slippers and staring at a [ __ ] sunset you know i've been in this game for a Lot of years i got

out alive that makes me the right age [Music] you look like a good kid but if you want my advice give this [ __ ] up you work hard screw over everybody that you love hurt rob kill indiscriminately and maybe just maybe if you're lucky you become a Three-bit gangster it's [ __ ] go to college then you're gonna rip people off and get paid for it it's called capitalism so what i saw the other day was like when a corpse briefly reanimates itself and terrorizes everyone right what you saw the other day was a

guy dealing with pests i guess i never saw myself as just a [ __ ] pest Well and today's lesson's all about humility tomorrow we try a training montage by training what nothing i was just lost in an 80s movie fantasy yeah i can see you spend a lot of time there as much as i can so that's why you're here in vinewood thing right maybe i'm here because i'm just an idiot who thinks that imported palm trees are a good substitute for not really knowing What the [ __ ] you're doing on this earth

jesus man you a good time you know that i tell you what least i can do is buy you that beer there's a little bar i like it's not too far from here let's go all right man i'm following you we're taking my wife's car hey jim i'm going for a drink dad [ __ ] i mean our boat going down the western highway It's it's been stolen what the yacht's been stolen i was trying to sell it i know you didn't want it sold but i need money and they don't want to buy it

they just want to take it i'm hiding in the head you're insane all right i'm coming for my boat all righty then change of plans my darling boy is in trouble hey i'll help you out lesson number one Don't ever have kids hey man look if i had kids i don't think no parenting issues would arise over who had both privileges and who don't [ __ ] [ __ ] would be lucky to sit in a bathtub yeah things that desperate huh oh but you know [ __ ] i was making appointments pathologizing self-deprecation i

know it well yeah man but [ __ ] where the boat at little shit's been hiking there's somewhere on the western highway man ain't you worried About my boat yeah i am but you can always buy another boat yeah tell my accountant man you can always get credit for one but have you come repo it no thank you all right i ain't your homie i'm someone you want to impress real man i thought you was retired why the [ __ ] do i want to impress some slippery [ __ ] because i can still teach

you a thing or two Oh there there there it is that's my boat you're both in a [ __ ] hurry man yeah well we'll catch em kid oh [ __ ] that [ __ ] [Music] damn oh they didn't they [ __ ] shot the engine [ __ ] hey stop throwing [ __ ] at me [ __ ] don't find him Stop it [Applause] all right now look for my son dad wait you're the guy from the dealership yeah and it's a long story bro jimmy kid watch out for the boom [ __

] hold on i don't want to die you little [ __ ] you better hope she's still seaworthy what the [ __ ] Hey get me up remind me not to come to you preparing to fight ah too close that everyone all right time to get the boat back now that doesn't sound good damn that's the engine man we ain't taking [ __ ] in this thing hold it together ah my [ __ ] bought Hey it's just a thing at least you still got a son hey it's a chop shop back there dogs you

drive us there we can get the ride fit my boat it's just a thing my boat please stop doing that listen i [ __ ] up okay i'm not going to lie that was a really bad judgment call but [ __ ] dad i nearly died and all you give a [ __ ] about is this [ __ ] both no it's not that it's All we do is scream at each other no wonder i can't get a job it's all your [ __ ] fault or it's not but it's partly your fault i i

mean i just want to impress you by selling my phone to some gang bangers i know it sounds dumb when you put it like that but all you do is daydream or get angry look i love you jimmy but you're an [ __ ] and right now with my boat disappearing over the horizon that's all i can see Frankly do me a favor give this kid a ride home after they fix this thing i want to headbutt the road in peace oh great leave me with the home invader i'll get it done dawg no problem

damn enough all right enough franklin do me a favor call me a taxi will you hey this is the place up here i know this dude man his name how he gonna look after him all right take what's in my Pocket a couple thousand bucks that'll cover it right so you sure you're good yeah i got this all right oh i'm gonna come up front get out and walk around it's okay i can just climb over look man i'm gonna get the ride fixed man it dropped it back off at your house along with this

dude it's all good though man you gonna get your head right all right all right listen thanks for today i appreciate it you stop back out to the house we'll Talk ugh you see so man hey sorry we didn't get your boat man yeah come on man let's trick this whip homie so come on man let's get in there still need to get you out for one of the races franklin see if you drive as fast as you talk all right good news dude what's happening all right man i'm taking you home It's franklin right

yeah franklin or the credit for our guy the home invader you know what call me what you like man yeah i i no i i mean sure jimmy ain't or james jimmy or just like chisel look out nah man i'll just stick with jimmy home so uh what's the deal man huh you and my old man I see you at the dealership then someone steals my whip and pop is all like he's been down there to talk to you guys your props did more than talk what'd he do look man if he ain't tell you

dude my dad is retired like fully but his only marketable skills are watching tv and daytime drinking man look i don't know homie he seems okay to me what are you doing he seems okay to me [ __ ] he saved your ass You saved my eyes nah nah man well good together you know like maybe we can get [ __ ] done we couldn't do seven if it keeps him out of the house that's cool by me yeah well we'll see look i'm sorry my dad lost your job it's hard out there tough i

mean i'm employmentally challenged at the moment oh you got fired dude damn that's rough Yo so like since we're both unemployed like we could run together you know yeah i think about it homie or or we could just like chop it you know play darts or get our drink on strip clubs come on dude i get real crazy yeah i got your number [ __ ] i needed man but uh hey you know what man go easy on your pops dawg all right all right church exactly man my brother from another mother i mean i

i hope so cause my mom was kind of a skank back in the Day see ya yeah whatever homie peace [Music] oh [ __ ] what happened with you and my friend hey franklin why don't you come over here let me take care of that lonely ass what the [ __ ] is wrong with you tanya ain't nothing wrong with me [ __ ] shits well your ass don't look too good where the [ __ ] is jb smoking and what about you i mean you know i quit you know what i'm Saying almost yeah

whatever jb look jb gonna lose everything he gonna lose the house you know what i'm saying the business everything and you his cousin [ __ ] you said you was gonna help my cousin whatever if that's how you feel what the [ __ ] do i know about your own car look it's easy if jb can do it you can do it for [ __ ] sake come on i'ma show you come on [ __ ] all right dean Hey look let's make this quick i got [ __ ] to do [ __ ] you

need to slow it down tanisha was right all right [ __ ] where we go trucks at the davis sheriff impound oh man how did i get dragged into this we both know you've always been sweet on me [ __ ] franklin clinton [ __ ] your ass must be high or something i told you i don't do that [ __ ] normal i mean i baby does now and again just for the taste but i'm doing good boo your Eyes don't lie whatever you say girl come on there's jb's truck let's go bring the

cha-ching homie vehicle 29 come in this is dispatch we got an abandoned car at san andreas avenue yo we on that like ugly on your mama come again i didn't catch that it's tonya fool and my boy franklin we filling in for jb Uh copy that uh hi tanya carter junker been there for days oh a bucket this one should be easy [ __ ] not easy enough for jb to drag his ass out of whatever crack house he laying in his loss yo gang sugar except i ain't gaining [ __ ] sugar move that

seat back and you know i'll make it right for you that ain't what i'm saying damn time what the [ __ ] happened to you [Applause] okay i've seen jb do this a hundred times back up close make sure the hook is down and it should slide right in [Music] hey baby back it up nice and steady okay we are in baby let's get this back to the lot hey this was not how i saw my day going so i ain't seeing you around the hood Much i've been trying to branch out can't stay in

chamberlain hills forever oh [ __ ] got errors now i remember you before you was the one to be wicked just was and i remember you and jb before y'all was dopey [ __ ] changed you're the one all turfed up jb smoking but he ain't smoking homies he out here grinding towing cars paying bills for Real because i could have sworn it was me out here touring cars for him and looking damn fine doing it too baby okay we make the drop where they got the areas marked they get real finicky when we don't

leave it in the right place tanisha said you couldn't keep it in i'll see you on the block anything you need you holla at me Now where is that phone so hey man tracy yo amanda amanda you better not be not in my house [ __ ] you michael go away i'm paying that turn 150 bucks an hour to [ __ ] my wife in my own bed michael go away oh i'm sorry bro she said you had an arrangement you and I are gonna have an arrangement i'm gonna arrange your [ __ ] funeral

i'm really sorry bro i'll comp this session i promise you are dead man [ __ ] dead [ __ ] man hey you stop it what's up man get out of my way michael calm down what the [ __ ] is going on nothing happened it was a misunderstanding you [ __ ] up prick in my bet [ __ ] it wasn't like that you win [ __ ] it i mean let's roll let's get this [ __ ] just don't kill him [Applause] this truck your guy's doing some work for me he'll get it

back might have a dead body we'll do it but he'll get it back oh so we killing this dude you wish she was dead that a problem see the dog [ __ ] [ __ ] in another dog's killer exactly people with [ __ ] in my kennel for too long he lives somewhere up in the canyon We'll find him if i gotta go to a motel she's gotta go to a motel let her get crabs for a change we got crab what no no cause i like um [ __ ] your hand and [

__ ] man no not anymore look we got rules not in the house not guys i gotta look in the eye or pay for the privilege oh this dude joined floyd that's how you gonna grow you left this car check it out little pricks up there look oh [ __ ] coach doing all right for himself Hey [ __ ] he ran up before we could settle our death michael my you got the wrong idea man he's about to have a real clear idea where i'm coming from there's a winch in the back of the

truck tied a cable to one of those supports up there you finna pull this deck down hey that prick pulled my marriage down man you really gonna be this [ __ ] dramatic Yeah whatever i told you i caught the session bud but there were a lot of freaking sessions bud i'm thinking you were working on more than just her backhand mandy's backhand has come a long way bro but sometimes it's got to get worse to get better yeah well maybe i should come up there and practice my backhand on your face but your negative

energy is seriously bringing me down oh i hope it is bud We hooked up man you come into my house take my money and nail my wife are you [ __ ] kidding me i'm gonna stick up my hand and say that was uncool bud my bad seriously how [ __ ] magnanimous may i please offer you my applause you [ __ ] [ __ ] dude and we'll see how you like it when someone [ __ ] with your [ __ ] well hey wait you got the wrong idea pal whoa [ __ ]

here we go let's see what happens dude you are probably christ oh [ __ ] you see this [ __ ] oh hell yeah [ __ ] ah [ __ ] a let's see how he liked that whoa man [ __ ] [ __ ] him the [ __ ] his deck hey homie i think you put a little more than A deck down that's a foolish man who builds his house on sand baby hey man i don't think my boy matthew was thinking trucks when he wrote that [ __ ] mr de santa what

the hell that's not my house [ __ ] oh bro i couldn't afford a place like that i'm a tennis coach i hit balls for a living [ __ ] i was just hiding there give me a phone you yes the other one green light green light martin madrazo give you green light oh i'm scared lady just [ __ ] Terrified that night hey nasty [ __ ] essays right behind me oh that was quick all right help me deal with this i'll try man [Applause] where are we how much distance we have between we

us a book man go can you see them are they still back There hey let's go let's leave them behind all right we managed to lose them push the pedal man we got a book man go how much difference we got between them there you go ice that [ __ ] we got a book man go where are we on if these are marked with drossos boys man it's a lot more when they came bro Hey let's go let's leave them behind i think we lost all right let's go back home wow [ __ ]

you did good i mean your aim's all over the place but you were to help ah thanks i guess hey don't get defensive go to a shooting range work on your aim you'll do oh man i'm [ __ ] x my heart ain't [ __ ] like that in years oh yes [ __ ] a bubba man you sound kind of manly you just been green lived by the mexican underworld ambassador to los santos trust me we handled it whoever the [ __ ] what the martin madrazo is i've known worse we just handled a

few low ranking plans we sit on it and see what happens kid there's no use second guessing no good man Yeah doing something for a change man you know what you are wasting sitting by that [ __ ] fool man you're right i need a i need to do something scotch's sunshine is sitting on my ass [ __ ] that i'm better than that hey thanks for the help out there today kid i had no idea was gonna get that hot [ __ ] pulling houses off the hillside show has a weird way of [

__ ] with People yeah well i thought i was through with all that [ __ ] i don't know what the hell's going on oh [ __ ] i think we're about to find out you know who i am do you know who i am do you now are you you i think so good i know who you are i know where you live who are you i'm frankly licensed now Franklin maybe help mr de santa here who am i i think martin madrazzo good boy now maybe give him a little of a background man

mr madrazzo mr madrazo is a legitimate businessman who was wrongfully accused of running a mexican-american gang and a narcotic ring but the charges would drop because of the witnesses came up Missing smartcad now michael i've got a question for you did you pull an architectural significant modernist wonder home down the hillside in vinewood hills i thought the owner was banging my wife well that was a strange house for a tennis coach ah how does it think it's straight clearly yeah Well natalia will need a hotel while you finance the rebuild won't you sure good and

i'm guessing here that the rebuild uh will be somewhere in the 2.5 million range of course great that's nice [Music] come on man Damn you i never better so what now looks like i'm gonna have to postpone my retirement [ __ ] oh man i'm mortgaged up to my eyeballs look i only know one way to make money i'm gonna have to give an old friend a call lester i think he's in town somewhere i'm gonna Have to track him down just give me a little alone time all right all right though hello is this

still the number for lester crest who's asking who's asking who's asking you're awful kg [Music] even for a dead man michael oh you don't sound good buddy hmm tactful and charming even in death Hey come see me old friend i'm living in los santos just like you marietta heights whoa whoa wait hey how do you hello you [ __ ] [ __ ] you lester you gonna let me in or what give me a minute [Music] i was wondering when you'd show up i was dead praise be guess you weren't very dead You need my

help how do you know because you came here why else would you i haven't been a good friend for you lester i know that and you're gonna make it up to me by doing whatever i ask or rather i mean i need something done you need to know something so why not help each other i got to make some dough So you're back in the game i guess look lester about what happened before i know you never mentioned my name i know i'm not on any lists anywhere i know you never betrayed me as for

you you got to figure that i never told anyone that instead of gently decomposing in north yankton you're angrily decomposing in los santos with a shrink and a wife who don't love you no more Yeah yeah well since you put it like that shut up a minute i'm getting an ifind alert that little college boy sack of [ __ ] phony [ __ ] who jay norris yes that [ __ ] is a lying bastard i've read his [ __ ] emails he's a [ __ ] cheat i heard him say that he saved america

what by outsourcing all the jobs by selling us little bits of plastic Restricted access [ __ ] well now it's payback time you lying turd the hell are you talking about you are about to get that white-collar gig that you always dreamed of mikey here take this uh fashionably retro weird for a 45 year old man but i cannot let go of the 1980s bag and dress yourself up like a billionaire Math genius with low-level asperger's you better be ready for the minor glitch of your repulsive pseudo-messianic life okay lester get out of here call

me when you're ready we are about to put the darwinism back in social darwinism and brother it is gonna be fun you [ __ ] kidding me i'm a bank robber not a web designer so we'll go robbing soon i'll find something just like the old days Uh hey with so come on sweet jesus [Music] wow [Music] [Music] ah excuse me I got this interview with this tech company i'm thinking i need something i don't know geeky youthful lost your job and the world's moved on huh that's too bad i didn't lose my job of

course got too old got outsourced same thing happened to my dad now you got to fit in with a different generation What about a vest and some cargo shorts all right [Music] yup that's as youthful as you're gonna get no way to sex predator [Music] tragic but they'll do ew no definitely not dignity aside i think that might just work Good luck at the interview michael i'm all dressed up now you want to run me through this thing the prototype is somewhere in the life invader office find it and fit it with the device in

your bag they're just gonna let me in why wouldn't they if you looked part hang around till someone opens the door act entitled hey hey oh great ugh pm's pushing for more functionality But we are maxed i mean if anything we have to strip features especially if we plan on releasing a fully priced update a year later oh my you know yeah well you know you got to do what you got to do you know i mean we're talking beta in q4 maybe q3 look milestones are one thing but when design is changing its mind

seemingly overnight there's not much you can do about it my union allocated smoke break spot up So wait a minute do i know you yeah i think so i i t temp right yeah you know you gotta do something for me ah you gotta put it in a ticket ah no i'd like to keep this one out of the database if you know what i mean i'm turning consultant when we release consulting consulters hi Oh hi chill out on the beanbag marcus will be right out oh um i'm gonna take a normal chair i have

a terrible back here you go if you guys let me use the os i requested this wouldn't be a problem and that should do it why don't you try and keep things strictly safe for work from now on hey have you seen the prototype in the Demo room when norris announces it at the keynote mines are gonna bloom [Music] oh nice dude when it blue screens again you're my guy bye now dig fast ow come on you're gonna have to learn the foot bag if you want to get a job here okay follow me okay

oh How's your air guitar some a-hole drank my effing hem milk there was a totally non-passive aggressive nude on it hold on i'll buzz you out what the [ __ ] christ crime oh crap hey michael hold on hold on i lester the thing's in the prototype i'm going Home to watch the keynote team time my friend lester did you hear me are you playing that game yeah yeah sorry your phone is rigged and what's your problem you don't like shooters they're all the same besides you know me i'm a movie guy classic vinewood classic

vinewood ended 30 years ago now it's just superheroes romantic comedies and remakes none of which interest me hey i believe this country can still make interesting movies there's no better way To define american life and a two-hour plot in which the hero looks good and defeats evil now whatever you say enjoy yesterday anyway just call the device after he's unveiled it and then we'll talk around the country before disappearing oh my god you guys are so lame no i'm watching fame or shame the [ __ ] tits carry it up [Music] the most racist guy

in america ladies and gentlemen please welcome mr jay norris to the stage hey this company has come a long way since we started it in my parents pool house in east caraway today you're about to witness a new phase full-on weapons grade red alert world domination We have put a billion people's private data in the public domain and we have milked every penny we could in the process and we have one of the youngest workforces in the world an average age of only 14.4 years that's not just impressive it's revolutionary today right here we're about

to make the next Step prepare to witness the future [Applause] the life invader mobile device yes we've invented something no one else has ever thought of a small personal computerized device now you're going to be able to stay docked 24 7. on the bus you can dock on the subway stay docked you can be adopted at home And at the same time you're talking with some kids at the public pool go go [Applause] we went to the guys at fruit computers and we told them we wanted to make our hardware as compatible as possible but

you know what they're not interested in sharing their technology so we went and made it compatible anyway now you can dock your life invader to an iphone phone or any other device and It'll take all the data off it and reformat it into life invader friendly information [Applause] at around this point in my presentation there was meant to be a call for my product team to introduce the device but we're experiencing some technical difficulties i hate to keep you waiting any longer but trust me it's worth it and don't worry i will fire several People

for this oh hold on a second i think someone's trying to talk with me hello oh get security oh jesus whoa no no no wow [Music] last that was heavy are you watching the news i don't have to i'm watching the markets i'll be trading pure alpha till close all right Hey about that other thing you know the score oh yeah yeah absolutely let's do it put on a suit look somewhat professional and meet me at my warehouse off the ls freeway oh and i'm about to email you a link for the exchange you can

put in some trades of your own i'm trying to stay off the day trading but maybe i'll take a look [Music] oh the hell is this place garment factory I needed a job that didn't require me to do anything apart from uh paying taxes okay listen what do you got the holy grail the union depository and they say it cannot be hit has it been yet look i just owe some mexican hood a couple million bucks because i wrecked his girlfriend's house i don't need to go crazy here which mexican martina thrazzo He's not supposed

to be very nice oh when i met him he was charming [Laughter] so what do you think oh um i'll see either we hit a bank in the sticks or we do a store which do you like well this door's usually easier but i got to make a big take well gems it is then let's go to vangelico buy ourselves an engagement Ring oh we're gonna need a crew i could round up some of the old guys there are no old guys moses ironically he found jesus uh all those irish crazies they mostly just disappeared

that crew from the south they all went down there was a an eastern european guy making moves in liberty city but uh yeah he went quiet all right well we're gonna need a crew you got any contacts in ls or not i've been working with someone but they're Too unpredictable i'll have to reach out to some other guys the shops on little portola [Music] your fib buddies they uh know you're back in business fib buddies what are you talking about i checked out the wpp thing does it look like any whitsect program i'm aware of

but for starters yeah they don't put witnesses up in multi-million dollar mansions in rockford hills now maybe They thought this would be the base this would be the best cover and most witnesses don't transfer five figure sums into a particular fib agent's bank account every month of course the money gets moved around and washed through a number of fronts but the trail is there deposits and withdrawals the same sum every month agent dave norton white middle-aged divorcee unremarkable career except for one incident the shooting of a notorious stick-up man michael town Yeah yeah yeah yeah

all right lester i'm very impressed look we can talk about this another time but take these glasses my eyesight's fine they're fitted with a camera and a radio relay i'm gonna run the operation from the car while you're in the store getting what we need here we are hey there hey features okay alarm system ventilation Cameras we don't need to scope out the street go inside from bulimic talk about farm you said it sir thank you the alarm keypad is on the left when you come in on the wall by the side door all right

what do we got here uh surveillance and ventilation now all i'm after is the alarm the shots come through Camera check alarm check vents check good work now speak to the assistant and see if there's anything else we need to know hey beautiful i need to pick up a little something for the woman in my life but one of them sir i'm sure we can help you tell me about her what's her taste cheap thank god and say my wife we're talking about I don't know i don't want to spend too much i'm thinking maybe

ten grand our rings start at eight our pendants start at 12. all right so these things built to last or am i just paying for the evangelical logo here no no no we use perfect clarity jewels 18 karat gold 950 platinum nothing but the best All right i think he just made a sale i'm gonna take a look around think about it come back to you baby don't go anywhere i understand okay thank you sir you got it come back to me so we good almost i need to get eyes on the roof of the

building see where the ventilation comes out drive us around the block we got to find a way up to the roof [ __ ] hey You're a really bad driver look there some construction yeah if they're gutting the place i might be able to get to the roof so you keep up with the old crew well after your death slash disappearance there wasn't much holding us together yeah you see him at all after the incident i kept tabs on him for a while that he didn't blame me yeah where'd he go north south east west

wherever there Were liquor stores to turn over and hitchhikers to disappear i'm on the roof all right use the glasses to get me a shot of angelico's roof unit it'll be right above the store where did they bury him they buried him not as far as i know oh hey i see the vents yeah i'm looking at the relay can you get any higher we need to know where those vents come out The geotag says those vents are above the store evangelico system is the walled in one and get up high and take a shot

over the wall right you're well placed to take the photo of the system now it's like a big box on the roof okay capture an image of the system and we're done move it to the left no no the air conditioning roof unit We've got our shot of the angelico unit looks good okay that'll do come back to me before someone spots you up there will do uh uh let's speed this up we don't want to draw attention [Music] here take your glasses back let's go back to the garment factory i called ahead and told

him to start Setting up the information [Music] so what did you see nothing that will cause undue complications yeah it looked like a simple setup cameras broadcasting to a remote server you might be able to wipe them remotely security guard on the door he won't want to die from rich [ __ ] to rub his nose in it the good alarm system is linked to the door lock and we'll get a good window someone talented Hacks anything else well the more valuable merchandise is in the cabinets in the center of the store by the register

so i'd start there glass of the cabinets wasn't bulletproof means you can smash them easy enough but the stones will be in the safe at night so we go in when it's open then right once we melt down the gold we cut the rocks that's an okay score yeah shame we can't go in after hours man Those vents look promising i might be able to flip that another way i'm listening wait till we get back about the crew yeah there's this kid who's been helping me maybe we could cut him in i don't work with

amateurs he ain't an amateur or if he is he's a gifted amateur about to turn pro he's a good kid here are the photos my workers have their uses okay let me set this up Nice to see the methods ever changed well we got to figure out what we're doing somehow all the crews the rolls prep work don't leave evidence behind on a hard drive so yeah the methods don't change right not for a pro well mapping out the options showing you all the angles that's my Area of professional expertise making decisions that is your

domain my friend here there's two ways i see of doing this we go in smart or we go in loud and dumb remember the vents if we're gonna be smart we pump a little knockout gas through the air system then hit the cabinets while everyone's out you'll have to source the gas of course but Crowd control won't slow you down and that might improve the take the cover is pest control so no one will look twice when you're wearing gas masks that means getting a pest control van though you go in dumb and you'll need

your uh famous way with people and four carbine rifles we can't buy them and risk them getting traced no no no we've got to find some in circulation it's awkward it's uh real awkward but this is the gun favored by lspd tactical teams so one of their Vans is probably a good place to look a hacker can disable the cameras the length of time depends on their ability the alarm will be operating on the same window the exit strategy is more or less the same for both options the driver you pick will of course source

some bikes you come out of the store and make your way through the new subway tunnel they're digging off the del pero freeway you lose the cops in there and meet a Truck in the ls river all right i want my guy franklin on to get away he can handle a bike all right if you vouch for him i'll take the risk so how do you want to do this run into the front door or try to play it smart ah still a hot head and some things never change select personnel with that in mind

now the driver they'll source the bikes lead you out through the tunnels eddie tow now you can count on him to Get you out of a spot guns it might be hot and heavy gus moda he's a pro not much else to say hacker that look good to you are you sure okay i'll look into how you can find attack team and get their weapons and i'll be in touch oh yes that's good good i'll call you when everything's ready you'll need to pitch it to the guys whoa what my rep don't count for nothing

no more You're a dead man michael i'll call you hey what's up hey man it's me michael what's going on listen um i gotta get hold of the money for that house we pulled down so i'm getting a crew together for uh you can guess the pay will be awful and the risk will be high but you might learn something if you're interested man that's not exactly a great sales pitch dawg but I guess i gotta start somewhere thank you maybe one day you could put together your own deals your own jobs so there's still

some preparation i gotta do sit tight for a while my buddy lester will get in touch with the details but you know what it's going to be a bit much i have no idea how you code of course i go i'm a woman ain't that the truth But girl i've done all that i can do but you know how boys are wait a minute oh girl hey how much further we ain't even going five yards yet i know i'm just asking this is spirit walking exercises body and soul it's all the rage we are women

and women free freedom we are winning Yeah thank god i missed her crazy ass she's spirit walking this [ __ ] now man that's just her attempts hey don't be talking [ __ ] about your auntie man she got i mean she cool as a [ __ ] man come on come with me we gotta go pick up some [ __ ] from around the corner man we can walk and talk at the same time my [ __ ] why the [ __ ] we can't drive around the block with chop You need to walk

with your fat ass you okay you tall linky son of a [ __ ] come on homie we ain't got all day let's go for sure but what you gotta kidnapping fool that clown d that og fool from ballers dawg i told you no more gang banging retro vengeance [ __ ] i'm trying to make some [ __ ] paper you gonna make some paper low and ain't nobody out here gangbanging it just look like that you got to know the difference man [ __ ] man great mom would Be very happy homie she wants

me dead anyway so she can get the [ __ ] house you got the wheel honey get in the band chop get in the van good dog go up firewood boulevard hey i like your dog homie me and chop got a lot in common your annoying ass man i'm carrying both of y'all asses homie look what i set up man [ __ ] this man you seen tenisha she's straight just me and you that ain't Straight though homie dog i know homie but look i meant this contact this white dude real serious dude man this

[ __ ] know the streets homie i know he'll be a good hook up for us we don't need no hook up fool i know these streets you slippery food no these streets man all you know is dimebag hustling credit card stealing boosting gas tankers on me come on man you trying to be some [ __ ] commodity Trader fool that [ __ ] went up man look homie i don't mind dying you feel me but i just want to die for something that matters homie that's what foreign gangsters should really be about and i

know this much the [ __ ] og's ain't even giving a [ __ ] about us though man [ __ ] the ogs did you know what i'm saying this ain't no [ __ ] pyramid scheme wait hold on listen to your boy one time Listen your boy you want some paper my [ __ ] this is what it's about check it out i'm talking about 40 000. no problem cash in hand two days time no killing nothing no just starting another beef with the [ __ ] ballers [ __ ] that's class ain't fell

any [ __ ] he down his alley up here hey what's up boo ain't you little lady's cousin yeah damn you short witty i was just saying i was trying to highlight you ain't hollering at nothing over here why's it Gotta be like that i'm an og n-o-g so what so the [ __ ] what [ __ ] it's a million oh geez well [ __ ] how about i put one of these little x pills up yo ass crack next thing you know you're gonna be begging for it that's disgusting what's happening now d

man ain't no fun if the gangsters can't have none man [ __ ] you mark i ain't sharing no ass to cgs ain't nobody sharing nothing man shut the hell up [ __ ] you [ __ ] man [ __ ] y'all i ain't there a law Against you marquez gates is insignia [Music] we gotta go you see what he driving man we in a van [ __ ] we [ __ ] oh gangsta we got this hold on oh geez getting away what the [ __ ] you say something folks we could've creeped up

on this [ __ ] you seeing yourself franklin it's a big black [ __ ] [ __ ] your creeping Days is over you got sloppy homie where that laser sight [ __ ] at ain't no stopping us just heal [ __ ] ah oh concentrating ass fool it's like watching chop trying to read when you do that [ __ ] boom this nigga's a bunk homie and he makes you look like one too i don't know why you think that's gonna motivate me [ __ ] cuz it Don't man look at this [ __

] dog we chasing another [ __ ] on a motorcycle if we snatching this dude we snatch his ass right remember the homies around the flop man the homies is lame yeah so we not cops on this cell phone as soon as they made the ransom triangulated ghetto birds all over the place Surveillance my [ __ ] [Music] oh [ __ ] damn he got [ __ ] up man take time go get that fool [ __ ] just sit in your ass still with your feet kicked up come on child come on go buy

this ass get that [ __ ] get him what a big bad ass ball i gotta run for whoa i'm gonna give you a big bone when you Catch this [ __ ] hey how the [ __ ] you end up with your dumb ass owner man and how the [ __ ] did i hey you a trail home homie jesus at least i'm getting a workout i get it lead me to he hiding in that train boy sniff em out put em up [Music] come on where you at you a mean [ __ ]

man let's go your ass caught why anymore searching this [ __ ] come on chop come on boy hey job that smell like a baller hey where you going boy that don't look like no ballers og to me hill come on chop get off there man we got [ __ ] to do Get out that thing chop you filthy [ __ ] come on chop get off there man we got [ __ ] to do man that's a dude chop i mean you'll [ __ ] anything come on you horny little [ __ ] you

need boot camp or some [ __ ] come on man back to business get the bad guy you smell that [ __ ] boy hey damn [ __ ] [Music] [ __ ] not this one you got a whiff of him chop i got your ass man [ __ ] there you go you in here [Music] you scared the dogs [ __ ] oh [ __ ] screw that dog man don't hump him bite his ass chop get it shut the [ __ ] up hey man get over here Oh [ __ ] what the

[ __ ] man i ain't got no beef with the cgf cause maybe we doing our own thing what the [ __ ] man [ __ ] hey lamora davis is that you [ __ ] [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up just get in yeah that's you [ __ ] idiot i thought i had no feet man hey man get this [ __ ] dog hey if you don't train chop you're gonna be lost cause like you dog we're gonna stash this dude in my spot How you doing we going back to

your crib i've been there when you was in diapers shut up man you ain't recognize me i knew it was you before you took that flag off you always been dumb lamar really well i guess that means we're gonna have to shoot your ass when we pick up our photo stacks you ain't gonna pick up [ __ ] fans won't be on you before you can even move [ __ ] be quiet i gotta make a call We got your boy you calling them on a cell phone you dumb [ __ ] they gonna trace

this [ __ ] in a second we want 40 000 to pay me or pay the funeral director [ __ ] what the [ __ ] you done done you just gave him our location now we gotta let this [ __ ] out of here get the [ __ ] out of here and [ __ ] give me that damn phone what the [ __ ] [ __ ] y'all i'll be seeing y'all soon the only reason you've been seeing [ __ ] cuz we Went easy on your ass remember that dog dog [ __

] this some [ __ ] take me down the cut all right [ __ ] you the [ __ ] you better watch out for the ball if they gonna be on you now the cops gonna be on your ass too yeah i ain't worried about it i'm a [ __ ] gangster you know how i do i can take care of my sizzle no the [ __ ] you kids ain't jesus christ That mean i'm dying doc i don't like nobody [Music] [Applause] hello i don't want to know frankly what the [ __ ]

i mean what the hell going on here wait a minute franklin what are you doing here i live here this half my house too so you say anyway magenta is reinvigorating my femininity so make yourself scared boy Go go with pleasure go goodness and stay out of trouble yeah yeah i bet you ain't no more of a man than me i hear that gangster [ __ ] [ __ ] look who's bizarre man oh no no show some respect here [ __ ] that man they couldn't hold down his back come on now damn man

i got to spend my day with another middleweight fool trying to recapture his you what'd this Fool just say i missed you dawg oh oh you missed me huh no i ain't missed you you ass could have stayed gone for good so i [ __ ] your girl mugged your mom and better yet i ain't thought about your ass and yet you got jokes now huh hey but i see you doing well for yourself check that on out [ __ ] i'm doing just fine that's what i hear but i know some sweet boys up

in the pen that got bigger balls than you you've been Doing your time looking at sweet boy balls yeah it's good to have confirmation it's funny [ __ ] why you keep hanging around this clown l shake this fool from the same set stretch why why y'all [ __ ] can't get along y'all been doing this [ __ ] for years man you know what dog it's good you back home glad you here missed your boy damn you definitely got hit up inside hit up hey hey yo [ __ ] i know little [ __

] like you been turned out on the daily Talking about being hit up [ __ ] i swear man you ain't got no [ __ ] respect [ __ ] i got respect for reality reality all right all right you keep thinking that just keep thinking that [ __ ] [ __ ] you gonna get yours [ __ ] you i swear man come on man cool chill man this [ __ ] get on my goddamn nerve [ __ ] get on my nerves too man part of the [ __ ] charm man f come

on man let's just bust a move man you gonna Drive or what driveway pick up this heat [ __ ] why business [ __ ] real business come on girl y'all [ __ ] act like girl [ __ ] not me [ __ ] ambulation come on let's go [ __ ] homie you gonna drop all that bread on that gear you might as well get a haircut too [ __ ] crazy-haired microphone [ __ ] i got a microphone i can shove right in your prison pocket [ __ ] you walk like you keister

and [ __ ] anyway you know when i went away you punks was little homies and i was a big homie now i'm out and you little homies is big homies but you still gotta respect man what the [ __ ] this [ __ ] talking about as soon as we get this [ __ ] as soon as we get paid homie as soon as we get incarcerated more likely Ammunition armorer to the stars hey what's up man firing range is in the back and all our weapons are customizable oh hell yeah you can trick

your blind blam out up in here quit all that just straight up artillery man all right y'all shut the [ __ ] up i got this you clowns ooh homie get the shotty with the flashlight on why the [ __ ] am i the only one buying this cause we got sheets homie now shut The [ __ ] up and come on okay so now you get the flashlight now just let me reinstate man that the purchases made by this man ain't got nothing to do with the two gentlemen of fellow nature that's right yeah

now let's go bust on some [ __ ] man we got some recycling to do come on man center off friends in la puerta apprentice in the rack created an acting shark and he wants to go pro Doesn't have much choice not a marriage you got some cans on some [ __ ] i don't know about nah homie we got ourselves a drug deal why do i get the feeling it's gonna be one of them deals gone wrong type situation now see that's that negative attitude lamar was telling me about [ __ ] you ain't

getting nowhere thinking like that the power of positive [ __ ] you ought to be clenching your [ __ ] vagina muscles with my uh [ __ ] After his beard it probably needs tightening up this ain't new age [ __ ] it's fat you get what you give fool you been getting dick but you ain't giving it huh some mark talked like that to an og cgf has changed man no wonder the hood is so lame right now speaking of change lamar's been meaning to talk to you home no no not now what's happening

it's nothing my [ __ ] nothing you know just some ideas that's All man ideas ain't your strong suit so put it on it's nothing real homie when it's some real we'll talk hey we meeting them here man how'd you find this place homie set it up it's the kind of spot where we ain't gonna be disturbed what's up boy everything cool man what the [ __ ] man you was just kidnapping this [ __ ] oh come on dog don't really recognize real dee my [ __ ] just got out Crossing lines did some

time with some of your faults hey look look this ain't about you man what you know these [ __ ] done what the [ __ ] this trick talking about man yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah somebody said he's putting a [ __ ] on tv man about some gang intervention [ __ ] hey this ain't the police dog there's some ballers [ __ ] [ __ ] that's something [ __ ] shut up [ __ ] this [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh That ain't me i can see that come on

little homies let's do this enough with all that [ __ ] we on our way cover me homie i'ma hit this [ __ ] [ __ ] clowns man cattle [ __ ] you going first next time no fool [ __ ] [ __ ] didn't we all be dead did you think to work out of action while you set up this meet there's always a way out [ __ ] we gonna Find it man i don't want your clumsy ass falling down these stairs fool there was a safety hazard before blood got spilled all

over the place [ __ ] we gang bam man send him back you go first stay after me man it's on in here [Music] the place on fire shit's burning we Gotta go man movie you always say you knew better [ __ ] but you always end up in the same [ __ ] up situation i wanna learn to trust my own [ __ ] instincts they got my number man go ahead the roll is here i ain't doing another bid homies these [ __ ] up and out homie don't get tetanus or some [

__ ] homie we almost out of here [Music] [ __ ] get us out of here you dumb airborne when you make a [ __ ] look like a g you're gonna lose [Music] [Music] ain't catching it [Music] homie you tripping you got weak ass vision homie This ain't got nothing to do with me homie i wish i was in jail not running with you fools i wasn't here i wasn't even in this state that's it that's it we lost him now take us somewhere where we can get it in homie we going back to

my crib man and you can walk from there hey what the hell you brought me into Back there [ __ ] man you don't want popped his ass i did the necessary yeah thank you for that dog this all on uld blanky dumbass me hey i know the fool's gonna roll if you started something with the ballers [ __ ] i don't care if you cgf for life man you done done you dig actually we ain't seen it yeah for life cause all that means we giving you money for nothing we got our own [

__ ] now homie foreign Gangsters oh no no he don't mean that low effort is talking outside his neck i'ma reach cross lines all right conversate with the purple homes yeah yeah that's a good idea man [Applause] my [ __ ] but if i gotta hang you [ __ ] out for this the game comes first here we are man you gonna hang with your auntie while the men break it off shut the [ __ ] up hell no [ __ ] you sounding more and more like a snee i Hitch every day hell nah

[ __ ] i sound like somebody trying to make some paper and not get killed he's a hook ass [ __ ] i told you go toss a sally stretch mark ass [ __ ] what are you doing i used to love you tony how dare you point that thing at me stop with the emotions you don't love me you love what i represent you love being do you even have a penis are you one of those your mapper dudes born without genitals [Music] [Music] jimmy god the [ __ ] you doing nothing really because

i keep hearing her mad for like this cop that go away what go watch your linear entertainment go watch porn just go away [ __ ] [ __ ] you what the [ __ ] disrespectful little [ __ ] i can't believe you did that that's my tv you Don't talk to me like that i can't believe you mom was right about you you don't know any better and you can't help it but you're an [ __ ] yeah why don't you do something then besides just stand there why don't you hit me is that

what you want to be hit by your son yeah no i just want you to do something besides sit There eating yeah great thanks for the [ __ ] guidance dad it means a lot wait i'm just trying to help you yeah well nothing says i love you like smashing my [ __ ] tv nothing at all [Music] i'm sorry i just wish we could do things together yeah what things i don't know uh Go for walks play ball you know i have bad glands bike ride then bike ride you want to go on a

[ __ ] bike ride fine fine let's go on a [ __ ] bike ride [ __ ] me a bike ride along vespucci beach okay dad i got just the thing to show you this day was going so well until you showed up you know that Yo you're lucky to even be allowed out of the house watch it i'm going gray listening to this crap station change you're driving like a psychopath michael do you realize that are you so high on your own outmoded sense of masculinity but you think this is normal shut your

pie hole i think we'll both be happier if we can spend as little time in this vehicle as Possible god do you think i've got learning difficulties huh take a good long look in the mirror pal i'm not the one who doesn't respect my fellow human beings no not unless they're a [ __ ] or a jew boy or an ass munchie homo oh there was me thinking there's a difference between witty banter arising from a sense of competition really really and mowing someone down in the street hey i never said you had learning Difficulties

jim well i do and you never care i just said that dr freelander thought that maybe you had problems relating to people relate to my [ __ ] old man here we are the bike rental place please don't shoot the bike rental guy out of like force a habit no he's not a banger take your pick i'm sorry friend this one will do if i beat you to the end of the pier you're buying me a new tv My new website covers hey yeah [Music] [Music] so unreal hello [Music] i don't know about you but

i'm about ready for a round of golf hey i haven't seen you at the epsilon training you okay what the [ __ ] dude [ __ ] dad [Music] ah looks like you're buying your own tv you know this is real nice dad bonding good times yeah yeah i'm giving him my best shot come on we're having fun right you wouldn't know fun if it sat on your face ah come on i mean why do i have to hold your hand through this whole Midlife crisis [ __ ] and why don't you stick your nose

up tracy's butt sometime because tracy doesn't buy cars she can't afford so that thugs break in our house tracy doesn't get kidnapped or destroy my yacht well that's just because she's too busy getting [ __ ] by dudes to get on tv you don't talk about your sister that way well i'm sorry but it's true i mean according to her life invader page she's hanging out with producers and porno guys this afternoon What are you talking about actually it's all happening right out there what that boat that makes yours look like a refugee raft you

know the kind of boat the one that makes a young impressionable girl drop her pants and spread her legs this is the reason you brought me here isn't it you [ __ ] ah dad wait Whoa hey dad you're embarrassing me these are my friends yeah you're embarrassing her dude they're shooting porno here they shoot porno all over town mom rented our house to them last summer yeah man you got a killer pad awesome let's go those walls could talk you think i do it hey hey cool man what are you you're such a jerk

Come on dad you dumbass these guys are serious yeah it was so much stuck in the seat of my [ __ ] boat oh [ __ ] get on now i'm about to skin you alive goddammit go [Music] all right all right oh god look they're shooting at us we'll lose them down here who the [ __ ] are these people oh you Know tv people celebs serious drug dealers well since we're the tv people that drug dealers start hanging out come on dad it's lo santos go go keep going hey turd [ __ ]

it if you kill us you'll be jailed and the sea sharks will be impounded [Music] looks like this is the way out [Music] My dad's the one you want to kill he's on the front of this thing [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] i think we lost them oh i'm going to die you see they're gone it's okay i'll take you back to your brother [Music] it's not okay it's terrible i can't believe you did that to me whoa whoa chill out babe now what did you say yeah no no no worries

it was a pleasure I bet it was a pleasure you're only pleased when you're being shot at oh i meant you don't have to thank me for saving your life from those maniacs you didn't say that you ruined it [Music] i see that trainer jimmy jimmy he's the [ __ ] [ __ ] okay he smashed my tv and he took me to the beach the beach with my skin so what you sent him out to spoil my day too i didn't know That he was gonna come get you i just told him where you

were you know he got that crazy look in his eyes you know like you get sometimes and he just went i'm getting a calf coming with you how about i just drive us all you ruined my life closed captioning [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Uh uh [Applause] [Applause] we are airborne [Applause] no way air support has lost visual so all right lester i got us the tag team rifles all right then this score is ready to go come inside and meet the Crew all right i want to say thanks for being a part of our little operation

we're all professionals we all know the score we're going to execute the plan we're going to move quick and we're going to keep cool anybody gets pinched this meeting never took place we don't know each other is that clear now we've Looked very very carefully at the plans we considered something more complicated but given the location the weakness of staffing and the exit points we believe that a more simple plan will work best we're going to hack in disable security and waltz right in through the front door security guard should be to our left we

neutralize him 15 seconds later you come in i want extreme pressure applied to the staff the customers are To be calmly subdued i want one guy on crowd control while you and i empty out the merchandise from the cabinets we're in and out in 90 seconds guys franklin will handle your getaway i'm leaving on foot any questions good luck everyone let's go f come on get in paige you're in the truck with the bikes everyone else with me Gus eddie i need you in the back of the van franklin's driving i'm in the passenger seat

all right listen up four of us in this van we're about to become accomplices and a major crime i gotta be able to trust you with my life my liberty my reputation same goes the other way a crew will only work only work when there's trust so in the interest of fostering that type of relationship in the short time we've got Let me introduce myself i've done this type of thing before more than a few times and i've made good money doing it enough to spend a long time not doing it i hope it goes

without saying i know a lot of people anyone yaps about me or any of you you'll be dealt with got it good now frank over to you uh yeah man i'm franklin dawg and um i'm new to these kind of planned out detail robbers I've done my share small jobs you know liquor stores warehouses boosting cars then i met this dude right here michael man and he turned me on to this thing so who's next gustavo for me slows you know what i'm saying just the bang for the bar goes but hey don't tell them

i told you that i'm gonna need them homies if i go away i guess i found out pretty young this is it let's move Go get the bikes let's go ladies and gentlemen this is your moment please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing on the floor now let's do this come on i'll clean out these displays [Applause] nice work on the crowd you're worth whatever we're paying here buddy i'm gonna pop you first let's do this We're almost out of here don't tell my wife i got all

these jewels you won't even get to the door quick hands man that's why you get your cut my wife would like it in here hey we hit our target let's see how high we can go hey i'm watching you 40 seconds stay down and don't move yeah baby we got it all let's go let's go Coast is clear so for the last time move it they get the [ __ ] out my face we forget a thousand things every day pal make sure this is one of them i'll see you at the river go go

go go [Music] oh [Music] is [Applause] put your headlights on it's dark in here [Applause] [Music] [Applause] these are the best bikes for the terrain [Music] there's a drop here they're left here [Music] we should start climbing toward the surface [Music] [Music] get ready for a warm welcome [Music] [Applause] [Music] hang in there boys i got this covered i'll make short work of these [Music] another cop car keep going if you need another gun give me the word it looks clear to me Fine work boss all right we got a window let's stop at the

end of the river get the bikes in the truck [Applause] yeah let's do this [Music] lester's waiting for us at the lockup oh [ __ ] man i thought i was gonna be stuck to that bike yeah i thought you were gonna be stuck under a copyright they gotta get more dudes waiting around That way we did not just get away with that [ __ ] did we you know what i think we did oh man all in a day's work homies all right people we need to split up they're gonna be looking for a

crew i'll wire your cuts when the rocks have been sold that [ __ ] was crazy dog so what now we get out of here keep our heads down hey you did good kid what'd i tell you lester huh Mm-hmm all right look everybody take off hey franklin listen lester and i got some things we got to clean up i want you to stop by the house a little later on we'll celebrate all right all right okay oh man we're back in action oh there you are i feel like we haven't seen each other in

forever you want to have some dinner Later i'd love to but you know yoga waits for no one another time ah oh hey there you are what's cracking so we all good hell yeah we all good we did yeah you [ __ ] ain't right we did so here's the shot lester's offloading the gems he knows a guy get us 50 cents on the dollar We might actually have a little spending money left after we pay off that psychotic mexican [ __ ] cheers so that's that right i hope so the whole job everything about

it anyone who knows your file what is wrong with you davey long time no see and what about trevor if that fruitcake realizes no no finds out you're alive you are d-o-n-e [ __ ] don't worry about trevor trevor's dead it's got to be Besides i didn't have nothing to do with it whatever the hell it is you're talking about huh really the criminals are believed to escape with millions of dollars worth of jesus oh albert's story had a lucky escape when the thieves ran straight into it yeah i was just doing my job and

i say to this guy hey you got to move these bikes I don't know anything about that that was pretty scary back to you in the studio you want to get lit now sugar trevor baby you want to you want to smoke up now don't do it johnny don't do it trevor you being with my girl again i'm speaking with you [ __ ] don't do it johnny i told him trevor i told him we all get high we all get high but that don't make it right honey leave it the Crystal has got to

be but don't make it right don't make nothing right now what you're done with me i'm telling johnny leave it i ain't leaving nothing trevor i'm talking to you [ __ ] are you what are you saying [ __ ] my girl man it's wrong oh i gotta [ __ ] someone you want me to [ __ ] you instead is that the problem here take off your pants cowboy all right Let's let's [ __ ] you think this is funny get them off i told him to leave it trevor i told him leave it

leave it shut up ron i'm about to [ __ ] me a method a night cowboy get my boy sucked from his toothless gums [ __ ] you trevor oh i still love her all right cowboy hey i know hey come on i don't mean nothing by it man i just i know i messed up i know cowboy it's okay Man you're [ __ ] [ __ ] who the [ __ ] are you speaking to who who i'm talking to you huh you [ __ ] honey next time don't get in my [ __

] face i just saw a [ __ ] ghost and i gotta hear your crap get up get up [ __ ] you then [Laughter] the wheels are in motion we got to reach out to the rest of them wait This ghost i saw his name is michael townley sounds like he's living in los santos find him really uh my car can care but i don't find them wade get kicked me and i don't have to come see the bikers we're in a hurry but not that much of a hurry but if we bury johnny

again if we bury johnny and the desert you think it's clever to disrespect Women disrespect what i wasn't disrespecting i was just saying we should kill her you called her a [ __ ] ain't you got a mother everyone got buggers at least one we're going up to that farm on the right that's where they're meant to be whoa whoa hey you seen ashley johnny's looking for Well you know as a matter of fact i just did just 10 minutes ago yeah i saw her on the end of this penis here johnny ain't gonna be

cool if you messing with her again oh really well you don't think so huh well why don't we just ask him then huh hey hey cowboy you mind that i [ __ ] your old lady sorry what was that well no no no you don't mind oh because you're a dead man and the only sentient party on the left is this little bit of brain and the gristle On the end of my boat well thank you very much cowboy [ __ ] oh i like it denial that is first part of the grieving process brothers

now let's all hold hands huh well looks like you got something you want to say huh you got something you need to say this better be [ __ ] oh where are you guys going huh let's go ladies if that van takes us back to the camp this area ain't gonna have a biker problem much longer Oh the band's got a pass but the guys on bikes can go did you see the look on their faces we scared them didn't we yeah thank [ __ ] they didn't thank you for the harmless idiots you are

you need complete boats back here or strap or something i only keep things in the back i don't slow it down i can't see us taking out all the Fighters my patience you keep left we might be able to jump across there [Music] do we know where you're going yet i got a feeling yeah but we got to make sure once you know you could drop me and wade at the trailer maybe bring chef to finish that we do this now ron all of us all righty root now we just sit on this guy till

he gets to them I gotta say third place oh oh look look they're pulling up you did it trevor they're stopping watch the entrance boys no one leaves without my express permission trevor i wasted good smoke on you paypal step right up step right up oh boy you forgot how to use your step right up jump right up have some respect for pedestrians No driving privileges i understand your pain friends i'm here to offer a way out i hope you're an organ donor step right we're just getting started fall back now thanks for all your

help there fellas now get back in the truck back what are you still doing here you said i said go find a [ __ ] ghost in los Santos all right you looking for motivation and get me some sticky bombs back up brother ortega lives near here let's go see him it's one thing messing with tweaked out bikers but the aztecas man the aztecas it's just a name is the illuminati as well and a wacky not one of the lizard people i got this chinese contact you can make at the end he'll buy all the

meth we can Cook here he is let's wake him up what with the truck no come on ortega runs the whole county don't anymore come on new one this is the [ __ ] my soggy friend you are out of business the lost mc are out of business the guns and crank in this area go through trevor phillips enterprise or they ain't going saying something don't make it true You have been told we was always cool i don't like the way he's looking at me they're gonna greenlight you after this i think he gets it

the shot callers ain't gonna be happy you sure you want to do this the aztecas is an international enterprise he's looking at me i'll go away man but my people think about it Oh that feels better i guess he don't run nothing no more come on t let's go this is an unprecedented turn of events i always said i was gonna take over people say all kinds of stuff when they're three days into a smoking party you're calling me a bullshitter friend clearly not no way you're a man of your word as evidenced by said

events if i say something is going to happen It's going to maybe not today or tomorrow but as soon as the moment is offered to understood yes sir if i say i'm [ __ ] dead then [ __ ] dead i am i'm not going to raise my balding head on a beach in ten years time saying i'll as well is this about the ghost michael [ __ ] tell me yes it is well you told me about him your old running buddy and who was the other one brad who's the Other one locked up

in a federal penitentiary when he finds out michael survived that job yeah what do you think happened i knew what happened i wouldn't be bemoaning these last 10 years i've spent an ignorance some say ignorance is bliss get out of the car ron any time to think run [Music] speak you know i don't like using these things they're listening then make it quick that business thing's been set up the chinese guy mr chang is at the end you said that on the phone what the [ __ ] is wrong with you damn it ron now

i'm gonna have to discipline you and you know how i feel about that all right you're still banned What about these two whoever wins gets banned [Applause] he's one ban him yeah i have a video i can't ban him he's my goddamn husband he's young enough to be your son ain't the internet a beautiful thing honey anyway i saved your husband now get me a drink i got a meeting okay but any more bodies turn up in my bar I swear i will not serve you mr phillips ah here he is yes mr chang pleasure

to meet you no i am mr chang's humble translator mr chain now what's up spanish speaking to each other mr tao chung is pleased to meet your acquaintance oh yeah he seams it i'm out no don't go please i beg you If you go his father killed me why do i give a [ __ ] you don't but we heard that trevor phillips corporation is serious business we pay good price things work out we partner make big money i'm rushing well let me show you the operation this is us chef we're just coming down to

see the Kitchen you can't get here quick enough the aztecas are coming they think you took out ortega they ain't mistaken well get down here and take them out too you sure your boss don't want this crank for his own personal consumption no no mr chang senior is very specific mr chang senior is very specific he wants a good reliable source of methamphetamine we will buy from you here and distribute using established networks i'm worried that might dilute What our operation's all about we're part of the slow meth movement bioregional locavores only mr chang senior

has much money i wouldn't be the first man to throw morals out the window for a paycheck and the thing i dreamed of being a ballroom dancer is a young boy i think that you made the right choice [ __ ] trevor we ain't got long whoa whoa whoa manner chef these are our guests all right we got mr chang and his humble Servant hey nice to meet you trevor we ain't got long till they get here everything in its time all right gentlemen please come check out the storage facilities go on now nice right

ample room inside mr cheng please sir if you will let me out no soup Tour will recommend shortly gentlemen should we get the guns yes chef help me if i knew we were having visitors what did that little spring clean has already clean them up we gotta do something they're through the gates [Music] this way [Music] i'm starting to think they really want To kill me they're around the back of the building [ __ ] trevor find some cover [Music] retrieve virgos this is extremely unprofessional there's another the objectives are as bad as the loss

it's eating into our cooking time we need to get to the front of the shop come on i was heading that way already Get behind here they're coming in go back to the lab and get me a damage report i got to let our potential business partners out of the ice chest all right time to recommence the tour gentlemen i think we have seen quite enough guys that should have many adults i'll swing by and sign the contracts all right just ignore the bodies Hey trevor are we still gonna cook that batch [ __ ]

yeah okay trevor what's going on ron they were here for you here for you who was here then bikers after you killed johnny k and they damage my stuff huh they smash up my home damage my soul look at this this this this this this statue here of Impotent rage this [ __ ] meant more to me than johnny came in to anyone and they smashed it those pathetic midlife crisis hog riding shaven-headed fruity leather trapped wearing [ __ ] [ __ ] their [ __ ] trevor they are they're chap wearing [ __ ]

wait wait wait you little [ __ ] oh whoa whoa hey michael [ __ ] townley right [ __ ] wife two kids 45 find him no saint jose's a Big big place trevor there's lots of people you are [ __ ] useless huh find out who did that [ __ ] robbery all right and if michael townley lives there or anyone matching his description i'm gonna kill you and your [ __ ] cousin am i being clear now yes trevor thank you wait now smile yeah uh-huh all right that's better run along all right

Now ron shall we go i cannot believe that they [ __ ] destroyed my statue of impotent rage the cheek huh the [ __ ] cheek of it i gotta swing by ammunation go to sandy shores airfield check it out [Music] come on come on i'll come in your ear when i get a hold of you oh what are you buying at the gun shop i'm Not buying anything i need a sniper rifle with a high-powered scope they say they support local business well we're about to find out if that's true [Music] melvin how you

feel about bran synergy huh tp industries that's the rifle i need jill do nicely they won't hear me coming all right now stop selling weapons to that half-wit cletus [Music] run run i got the gun meet me at the water tower just north of the airfield roger that trevor but you gotta look out cause there's bikers all over this airstrip of course there are two planes are touching down at the field on a weapons run we're gonna wait till the right time and appropriate them yes we are I'm up here i don't see the hardware

but i do see a hell of a lot of bikers hardware's not here yet i'm coming up we gotta wait till you can slip in there unnoticed it should give you the time to plant a root to the gas tank you're rigging up to blow the time is right go on my son whenever you get a doubt in your mind i want you to remember that i'm watching you through the scope of a high-powered rifle right trevor Right right got it now relax the atv can only take you so far park it and don't let

them spot you can you see me trevor can you see me you wouldn't believe this ron one of these [ __ ] is having a seizure or something that's me that's me don't shoot well get a move on i'm moving Just keep me covered okay hold up there's a guard standing under the control tower good kill trevor you want me to shoot you in the behind hurry up will ya you hear that control tower there's one and there's the other you got him now don't shoot the guy in the van until he stops and gets

out Pull fire we gotta see what he's up to i think he's just calling the dead guy you can erase him now he's not a van now you should have seen the look on his face there's a guy coming out of the control tower take him out [ __ ] this ain't a joke he's got to go so long sailor oh no Bottom of the tower another guy's down he goes get your sights back on me trev i'm scared you're in my crosshairs again there's no one left to kill so get over that gas tank

and plant the bomb i'm on it but there's a guy coming out of that building i think i can hear him there's another guy coming out of the building don't let him sneak up on me okay And whatever you do don't hit the tank please man i think someone's coming [ __ ] [ __ ] he's on to me he's coming over here if i hit the chopper everyone's gonna know we're here they might uh [Music] didn't work but they know they're being Attacked [Music] i don't see none of the guys who came to your

trailer what dead biker is as good to me as another place loaded up with crates trevor just like you said rest of the guns must be on the plane down the end of the runway get me to my plane ron come on let's go let's go you gonna use them Let's go ronaldo get me to my plane ron come on let's go let's go [ __ ] this one for you perfect job pricks there's room for a passenger to meet us just off the coast hey just like you're on your way i am danger i'll

do my best to oblige you that guy is clinging on [Music] If you'd read our latest shareholder report ron you'd know tp enterprises has been exploring a takeover of some lost mc business in the armaments and narcotics sectors for some time and that kind of requires someone to purchase our guns right of course but johnny k and the figurine recent events my impending departure included have only expedited things trevor phillips enterprises is a far Superior organization to the lost leather club well we hope we improve revenue streams cut overheads and maximize profit all that i

wouldn't expect anything less for one thing he won't be paying a bunch of idiots to stand around and cowhide sniff engine fumes it's important work you're doing out here god knows i am blessed to be a part of it drop your load military base coming up Fly low we don't want to show on the radar i got the packages shipment successfully delivered ron now remember if you beat me to the airstrip i'll butcher your carcass and wrap you in cheesecloth we're gonna make some coins from that hardware boss tp enterprises are raising guidance and the

lost mc are posting unexpectedly soft projections for the coming quarter they're getting Everything that's coming to him a vast criminal conspiracy like the lost mc shouldn't let a goon like johnny k represent them few hard stamps to the head knocked the seriousness right out of them sure did but before that i mean back in alternate man was weak for crystal week for ashley mann was weak shouldn't have spoken to me like that he shouldn't he was a fool And you corrected him he'll not do that again stay low over those wetlands boss so the guns

are going to mexico mexico yeah guy in the boat is oscar guzman he's in with the cartels if there's a market this could be a way to expand the business like i hadn't thought of that we might be able to buy into oscar's thing but leave that to me ron i'm sorry to ask this but does your Contact pay well for this kind of shipment because i've got those oh he pays better than any in this sorry country that's good to hear man we'll talk about the exact split when we're grounded okay all right see

trevor you won you're the better man i think that was adequate restitution for my impotent rage statue that was a mighty fine statue trap that was a mighty fine piece of plastic [ __ ] but There is no price for emotional attachment i mean you might forgo your cut to uh alleviate my heartache i might yeah i mean i will good idea we don't have time to dwell on that now because we got more runs ron if there is one thing that they need south of that big fence it is guns trevor phillips industries technical

expertise managerial innovations unstoppable oh that's right Now go i need to meditate or masturbate or both [Music] [Music] you sure as [ __ ] are one dumb ignorant white trash hillbilly wallace you're damn right chang spreadsheet let's head outside and talk terms quite in Gentlemen i think i have proved that my organization can handle weight and i think i've proved that my organization is a reliable supplier in short it's you and me now give me some of that goddamn ax i'm afraid we want to go down a different path What we want to explore other

opportunities the [ __ ] up our boss mr chang's father wants something a little larger we want to move drugs perhaps guns this is my life's work i mean since i was a little kid i dreamt big you know i've always wanted to be a international drug dealer and a weapons trader all right so i'm begging you Let's make this happen i'm very sorry you're sorry you're [ __ ] sorry i just spilled my [ __ ] guts out to you and you say to me you're sorry who are you working with huh who i'm

not at liberty to say oh no no no you're at [ __ ] liberty in fact i'd say you are obliged the o'neill brothers the o'neill brothers huh yeah you [ __ ] me no Cause those [ __ ] o'neill brothers i hear a little birdie telling me that they have a bit of a problem since one of them's gonna have to be surgically removed from the skull of the other [ __ ] you guys and [ __ ] them a small patch to call my own on this god forsaken earth so too much to

ask a little success and little happiness what's up oh great Trevor phillips [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you trevor it's business that wide-eyed idiot was mine it's business fella you want to discuss it we're at the farm ernie earl walton wind dale doyle daryl dan all of us start writing those names on tombstones cause i'm on the way to your lab and we're gonna see how much of a family meth business you got when i'm done they're dead all of them inbred Hillbilly [ __ ]

[Music] jesus in heaven jesus i just spoke to that maniac trevor he's coming get down to the meth lab to protect it i hope he don't get through these idiots but we know they're idiots come on let's go see them chinese fellas oh how many brothers you got Are you inbred freaks i don't know how i'm gonna do it but i'll kill them out of you and i'll torch so it started people come on he ain't crap he's heading for the basement stay keep him upstairs he found the cook site don't come any closer all

right [Music] Gasps in a meth lab oh you're gonna burn you idiots come on come on where are you gone [ __ ] smell those fumes yeah you only yourselves to blame burn you disrespectful pricks ah [Music] [ __ ] get back here you're not even hidden Have you got it i've been trying trevor i've been trying come on over here all right i ain't gonna hit you i've been trying i know i know i thought you said you wasn't gonna hit me i thought you said you were gonna find [ __ ] michael townley

there's two michael townley living in ls one is 83 and the other one is a kindergarten I asked a teacher to put him on the phone just to be safe but she threatened to call the cops ain't no move lester trevor shut up before i molest you all right now is there anything else i i looked through the phone directory i just found a michael de santa about the right age married with two kids what's his wife's name amanda amanda yeah you're a genius you [ __ ] Come on come here don't you ever not

tell me things i want to know sorry trevor ron you little bastard get out here we're going to los santos are we not you me and wade what about me you're ceo of trevor phillips enterprises find us some business so that we can make some money and tidy my [ __ ] up Let's go wait come on i'm driving you can jerk me off if i get bored i'm you joking suck me off are we gonna stop for ice cream um [Music] so we're heading to los angeles soon i gotta make a stop oh what's

your stop ice cream where are your people at in los santos it's just my cousin there rolex he's Bunked in with his girlfriend some place called getfuchi beach so uh what could stop family's important wade not as important as the man that's employed you mentored you and fed you amphetamines this last year but it's important we got to pay this cousin a visit i ain't seeing him in a while trevor all the more reason to drop by okay um i got my big eyes but where are we stopping all the way because you know I'm

getting kind of wet over here fire [ __ ] sakes another chapter the lost descended on this fine town looking to mourn maybe revenge they're dead i was thinking me and you could pay our respects trevor i i i don't think we'd be welcome there i mean look at you well get them on their way to begin with before i drop in again [Applause] the asshole's here they slipped ice took a hold of this whole place you're lost you are not forgotten brothers we'll find that [ __ ] i got you getting bombed you got

a pistol with the kick and making quag on it yeah i took them those are my gifts for these pricks there you go Billy gray man he was a lost and see chapter friends something all renee could be proud of whatever they said about him snitching man that was [ __ ] philly would have never let this [ __ ] go down right here one creepy little dealer taking down a whole chapter ridiculous let's take a ride see what kind of shape they left this place in brothers i am on the road Too hard oh

off go [ __ ] off something weird in the air might be that creepy deal are you gonna be sorry [Music] retreat ah time to hit the road lady los santos here we come okay i heard about the banging Extremists yeah it went good wade we don't have to think about the loss no more let's go find my old buddy this michael cowboy guy must have pissed you off real bad for you wanna fight him so much he didn't piss me off the guys that killed him the federal government they pissed me off but if

he's dead now you're starting to grasp the pertinent questions who is this guy Using my dead friend's tired-ass movie quotes with my dead friend's alias and my dead friend's family the house i must have been paid for with my dead friend stashed millions wow that career i'll show you a [ __ ] mind i'm gonna stick my boy in your eye it's gonna come out of your ear huh trevor lube up your eye hole [ __ ] cause i'm gonna [ __ ] your tiny mind huh i'm about ready to turn you into Roadkill ah

please don't turn me into anything i just want to be way [Applause] i hurt my back are we nearly there yet no wade are we nearly nearly there you keep this up you're not gonna get there at all can you tell me a story no wade the quick amen you know animal mineral or vegetable i'll go first i'm nano nanotechnology You're what oh damn it i gave it away i wasn't i wasn't supposed to say what i am i'll start again animal vegetable or mineral hey hey how about this i'll tell you a story if

you promise never to speak again i like stories of course you do this story's about a boy called true triad trisha is trisha a boy babe it doesn't matter god weird he was weird he was the smartest toughest weirdest kid In canada well in the canadian border region of america okay this boy he had all the talent charisma and guile that a boy could have but he didn't know what to do with it he should become a baseball player that's it that giant sprawl los santos oh kick again kick again so this is both santos

i guess it is i always wanted to come here but you got Stuck in the desert it's still changing best part of the state [Applause] [Applause] so michael this is where dead men come back to life it's been nearly 10 years but you'll keep for another day or so an old friend you [ __ ] [ __ ] i grieved for you Weren't even [ __ ] dead you were my best friend well guess who's coming to [ __ ] on your doorstep you [ __ ] [ __ ] floyd gonna live here los santos

the city of [ __ ] where else would he be floyd's over in refugee beach will you tell me the story about that boy ah yeah yeah where were we right right right right so this kid he could fly Planes so he signed up for the air force to fly all day long and bomb villages and maybe just maybe drop the news and it was all going well until one day just before he got his wings an evil witch in charge of psychological evaluations told him he was unstable and grounded him for life that's terrible

it was sent him into a deep pit of doubt and despair and just then just as he hit rock bottom silver tongue troll under a bridge That's cool control's name mike michelle a lady troll yeah he had tits like one no no he was a boy michelle is a [ __ ] name for a boy well this was a funny boy he sat under his bridge robbing anyone who passed him by sometimes he'd go into town and rob the shops and ends and such and he persuaded our hero that maybe he's raw people too you

know what little trisha did rob people and little trisha was good at And they live happily ever after a while until the troll met another troll in a strip club and they fell in lust and he bought her a pair of fake troll tits even bigger than his real troll tits so she could make more money stripping maybe a little on the side without call work but you didn't hear that wow and then she pushed out a pair of little trolls and the big bad troll under the bridge went soft hold on so Little trevor

made a new friend called brad and he was thinking about cutting mike off oh oh we're near floyd cap i'm singing on iphone maps i'll give you directions so now here's like a rat now keep going this is the place i think it is elise [Music] come up here trevor It's me way who me wade your cousin who your cousin [ __ ] he's come to visit you you're rude [ __ ] now get up off the floor and fix me a [ __ ] drink oh you wait i heard you was off smoking mess

somewhere no not somewhere here he's gonna smoke meth here give me a [ __ ] lighter you can't smoke here okay this is my girlfriend's place she's at a business conference you can't smoke here and you can't stay here how's it going Cousin it's been a while yeah i ain't seen you since you was called in evelyn's bed a guy was never approved you gotta go both of you my girlfriend she'd kill me if she knew i had guests it's not much of a girlfriend if you don't like your family now would you get me

a [ __ ] drink i'm not gonna ask you again oh yeah okay wait i ain't got no booze then you go out and [ __ ] get me something you go too All right okay [ __ ] [Music] there you are you little [ __ ] are you looking for this new very funny you know you're a real [ __ ] what did you just [ __ ] say to me stop it you two you're ruining my [ __ ] yoga somebody say yoga trevor michael hey It's good to see you man yeah i

bet it is of course i'm not the one that's been resurrected ain't this grand yeah well i got in a bit of an awkward situation um you're telling me bro yeah one of those fake your own deaths to your best buddy and then run off with the doe and then live in a big mansion Awkward situations it's one way of looking at it yeah do you have any other ways of looking at it because i am all out it was a long time ago man i've been in witness protection i still am that's great that's

great i'm sorry i'm sorry where are my manners right amanda it is good to see you i missed you you used to be fatter why Another nice new tits by the way jimmy you you used to be thinner but yeah i can't blame you who are you namaste i'm fabienne good lord where's tracy where's your sister jim um she's uh She's uh she's trying out for tv she's what yeah she's auditioning for fame or shame fame or shame the [ __ ] are you talking about you know it's that talent skills show she loves it

you guys know that what's her talent dancing oh chris she's a horrible dancer michael she might disagree with you on that Jesus christ what now now where um the maze bank arena ah little tracy being humiliated let's go we go get her we yeah we what are you gonna stand here and argue while your daughter becomes a national laughing stock huh you're worse than i thought now let's go come on all right you know i could probably handle this myself let's say we grab a beer in a few hours Catch up properly i'm good homie

she's my daughter i'll handle it judging by past behavior in their state of the rest of your family [ __ ] only knows what that means they [ __ ] you yeah you're a model husband and a wonderful parent you can just tell you walk into my home and try to tell me how to run my life don't work like that amigo it's nice to see you and all but you stink like piss You got blood under your nails and you look like you've been up for what a week where the [ __ ] are

you to tell me anything i'm someone legit i'm someone who knows you you [ __ ] slippery snake i know the second i leave you you'll just go home we're gonna get your girl from these [ __ ] you're not abandoning her like you did me and brad yeah brad poor mother [ __ ] must have woke up handcuffed to a hospital gurney after That stunt of yours he still writes to me from the joint you know really yeah okay so how you been doing oh i'm getting by aside from the loneliness and heartbreak of

course live in los santos a few hours away okay so where sandy shores the alamo seats ah here it's nice there that's [ __ ] Beautiful i mean we ain't got the tennis courts golf links all the pumped up plastic sponsored used to out here but well you know it'll do yeah well you know i'd ask you to stay but yeah don't worry all right i got somewhere to crash while we work things out with actual friends we got things to work out yes siree okay this will be it the maze bank arena Let's find

them let's find your baby these spaces are reserved for production vehicles [Music] come on [ __ ] ah that host man he's like any closeted tv presenter bitter ass [ __ ] vinegar where the [ __ ] are they hello sir may i please have your name where the [ __ ] is tracy townley huh tracy [ __ ] desanta [ __ ] screw that where the [ __ ] laszlo Yeah that was really all right it's the auditions fame or shame season 14 right here in vinewood san andreas coming up next it's tracy de

santa judges tracy de sansa yes hi all right tracy's a dancer but she also likes acting modeling and working with children that's that's beautiful you're so original like a basket full of puppies or a rainbow or a pile of puke Who are these clowns that's my dad and trevor two dads great barry san andreas what are you guys doing here yeah what are you doing here okay i'm back relax chill make yourself at home he's got a little show to do here okay three two one all right it's fame or shame for tracy de santa

Security security what you [ __ ] coming up come out there come here you little [ __ ] go home right now tracy hey where you running off to ah they towed us we got to take the truck get in the truck michael i got a deposit on that truck let's get that trip he went left can you sit there and watch your Daughter get treated like that hey you raise the daughter in this town you get used to stunts it's poor parenting now thanks for the [ __ ] feedback it means a lot coming

from you no one's getting in the way of the big rig we'll flash this stick [ __ ] laszlo i knew he was an [ __ ] [Music] just push him off the [ __ ] road it's only a battery car come on this ain't exactly a racer [Music] hey take a left up here look at it he's on the train tracks we can have a little fun with it let's not try to kill this brick all right when we crush his little toy car who knows what'll happen to him look he went left hey

man what's up i knew this city would be full of douchebags [Music] Can we speed it up a little huh maybe by throwing your fat carcass over the side look went right right right here can't get enough of the celebrities can you ten [ __ ] minutes at ls shut up that [ __ ] might be famous but we'll get him we'll get him but we're sure taking our time about it let's go down into the ls river i can see that I hate that closeted man [ __ ] on the tv i hate him

on the radio i hate him even more in person he was never funny the little shit's all out of juice hey hey guys you run out of batteries huh i didn't mean anything by it all right oh yeah well that little girl sat on my lap when she was two years old and i swore to god that i would rip the [ __ ] skin off anyone who [ __ ] wronged her look I'm just a dumb a-list celebrity trying to entertain america okay i got a lot of stuff going on right now dude besides

you trying to kill me now i got multiple sexual harassment lawsuits plus i'm an addict all right and i've relapsed i can't stop jacking dude i jack it in traffic what's your talent uh-huh i mean aside from love and sex dude haven't you seen my show it's not live it's not funny that's my genius i got no [ __ ] talent you clearly ain't being humble t You proved your point yeah this is your daughter you should be wanting to rip the [ __ ] ponytail off the back of this guy's head and you huh

pants okay there you go i'm all right what are you doing now i want you to dance sexy celebrity um i mean i need music or are you trying to [ __ ] annoy me huh i'll dance good All right all right now drop it like it's hot all right i want to see you get nice and low come on slower slower come on oh please don't kill me okay i'm supposed to be on a magazine cover next week all right all right come on get up take off go now before i change my mind

i got it all on my camera you [ __ ] [ __ ] the world's gonna see your [ __ ] i'm going home how the [ __ ] did you do Without me for nine years huh oh [ __ ] dave we need to talk i was about to tell you the same thing okay meet me at galileo observatory as soon as you can get there okay davey how you doing but as good as can be expected but the news is not good i don't know what you're talking about i know you did that

[ __ ] jewelry job Davey seriously you're imagining things [ __ ] you all right i did it arrest me you know what you'll be saving my life cause you called it [ __ ] what you called it trevor a couple days ago we haven't really talked about anything either but if no when he starts asking Questions about why you're not feeding worms south of the canadian border oh we got problems yeah no [ __ ] we're in it together so if your problems are my problems then i guess that means that my problems are

sort of your problems what if i lose my job someone comes into My office starts reading my files they'll see the things i did i know a lot of stuff i can cop a plea get five years but you [ __ ] you you ungrateful prick i made your career well and we better go about saving it together because you and i both know we can't let it go to [ __ ] now what do you need This guy ferdinand kerimov the agency claims he's dead we at the bureau think they're full of crap we

think he's being debriefed someplace so apparently he has information which will put me and my superiors out of circulation those agency [ __ ] have got the coroner's office locked down we need you to verify the body So how the hell am i going to get in here no you've played dead before haven't you i have always kind of liked you call me when you wake up i'll tell you what to do what we got uh john doe white males overweight in his late 40s possible coronets let's take a peek the fat deposits on his

hips and abdomen suggest a fondness for bleeder burgers See the broken oh jesus back from the dead [ __ ] come out hands in the air come on might be in the other room give it up out of there that don't look right guess you can't judge a corpse by its toe tag i found the toe tag ferdinand karamov it's on some big black lady definitely Not your guy okay the agency have the lower floors on lockdown to prevent a leak i got a guy who can cut the power to give you some help but

you'll have to get upstairs if you're gonna get out [Music] i can't leave just let me go look out [Music] prepare to be a mate and then Carry on with your business [Music] stop you don't have [Music] [Music] [ __ ] need to take the stairs [Music] we got the exit seal it's over i don't know what's going on here but i Want the [ __ ] out [Music] [Music] we've got protocol this is the way out you're dead [Music] requesting backup for a possible national security [Music] hey we need to talk quick meet me

at those oil derricks just Outside town of rural heights and make sure you're not tail man that don't sound too good homie look i'm on my way the hell was that you know how many spooks i just ran into i'm sorry they're not nice people if that's a consolation what's going on there's a big target out there something in the shadows the data algorithms are reading off the charts whoever finds it the Bureau or the agency is gonna get a big bump in funding like i care about your funding i'm out dave you're not i

need you to meet my boss we'll be downtown in the plaza hey franklin what's going on you gotta get out of town man i ain't exactly got nowhere to go well then take a trip a long trip what the [ __ ] is going on thanks all right look You remember i told you i know people feds who looked after me when i retired you did yeah i did i mean i think i did i don't know [ __ ] jesus christ franklin i got so many stories i can't even keep them straight i'm full

of [ __ ] yeah but you're full of [ __ ] got me a lot of paper one score with you i made more money than i ever did hustling oh yeah i mean i'm a great thief but you know it's the other [ __ ] that i ain't got figured Out so what's the deal man what's the deal with the b-roll man this clown i mean he's okay guy [ __ ] cock-sucker we did a deal a long time ago didn't go quite the way it was supposed to go wrong guy got killed so

i had to go into kind of an informal witness protection program he helped me i didn't reveal secrets of his and everything was cool problem started when recently i became unretired i mean he shows up starts calling in Favors telling me to do [ __ ] i mean look franklin i'm working for the [ __ ] feds oh [ __ ] man oh [ __ ] man yeah and that ain't even the worst part i ever tell you about trevor man i think so [ __ ] well if you only think so then i wasn't

being completely honest he's i don't hell walking on earth that's what he is well let's bury this [ __ ] oh yeah good luck with that [ __ ] i mean trevor and i got history complicated [ __ ] history look i've done a lot of things that i ain't proud of okay i never claimed to be an angel but you meet trevor franklin you'll swear i am an angel so what's the mood in man i don't know [ __ ] I'm just gonna you know try to play both sides you know until i can

find a way out of this [ __ ] all right man look man you help me way i see it man the least i can do is help you it's a death sentence franklin man i ain't trying to hear all that [ __ ] man if the bill ain't gonna take you to court the motherfucker's just hustlers anyway and i ain't gonna let no [ __ ] cat think he's so [ __ ] crazy run me up a tree [ __ ] that hey you could get franklin this means a lot to me like i

told you i'm a terrific thief i'll find something for you big come on you better take off all right man i'm with you i'm a witch Oh hey michael david well isn't this nice you didn't tell me we were double dating sorry guys this burning hunk of love is all mine brilliant steve haynes amigo but you probably knew that already sorry your name tag must have fallen off duh i love it i i got to remember to write that down and to shoot you in your head You annoying dick andreas taking notes this stuff whoa

pure magic they should put it on my show have you seen my show you mean how to dress like a salesman on a cheap golf weekend at a third-rate country club so well done with our uh our friend mr k my pleasure uh i love helping our government wage War especially with itself but you made a mistake did i cupcake why did you keep your [ __ ] voice down before i close your [ __ ] windpipe the joke stop now pal you will show me and my team some respect maybe you could define team

for me is that just the three of you or the greater fib or the entire government because i'm tempted to argue that thus far We haven't shown a lot of your colleagues a whole lot of respect and why don't you start with me genius you got it bow we have received intel that they're keeping mr k at the local agency station i just dealt with that guy the agency is stepping up to questioning because of your moronic antics down at the corner's office we need to get him out of there before he blabs i did

what agent norton said Then i guess you getting involved with a clapped out old agent who's been living off of past glories was your first mistake you are my boy now amigo my career depends on this and that's very important to me so seen as we're all boys now that makes it important to you you'll run along kids see there you go dave you can teach an old dog new tricks Let's go the bureau owns a lot out in east ls covington supplies off el rancho can you take us there yeah sure sounds nice and

secluded kind of place you running off the books operation huh so what so i bet federal ain't on the deed that's so and we all like our federal government open and transparent except when closed and opaque suits you better hey i'm just a puppet you're the one pulling the strings Nice car taxpayers treating you right i need you to make a couple of calls get some people on board first guy is franklin clinton hey i barely know that kid he's fixing up my car call him or we'll send some g-men to his aunt's house okay

okay michael this ain't the best time i'm kind of busy hey sorry about that listen you know that thing we talked About before it's happening i need you to come to a lot off el rancho not far from where we met before all right that's cool i'm in ls anyway now trevor phillips oh you're crazy i ain't calling him i thought you might say that so we had him picked up that's a dumb move dave real [ __ ] dumb just worry about the plan okay getting mr k out of the iaa station clinton is

going to be positioned across The street keeping an eye on the proceedings phillips flies you in you rappel down make the extraction and i'm the best guy you got for this with you we've got good leverage great and you brought trevor in we're telling them i'm all cozy with the f5b you know what you better keep a low profile yeah i think i will see you later who's that kg [ __ ] huh no it's another cagey [ __ ] all right not You hey t enough with the full political [ __ ] franklin come

on you better take off really [ __ ] i'm good i ain't billy whoa what am i detecting some uh some sort of uh son i never had [ __ ] here mikey huh hey listen if you want to replace some father figure you can do a lot better than this fat snake all right this [ __ ] would eat his own kids like i said franklin deranged yeah and best Friend exactly that's trevor my best friend that's franklin the son i always wanted all right guys listen this is the shot i'm gonna do all

the heavy lifting on this job okay trevor all i need you to do is fly me to the target franklin you're gonna cover me from across the street we're gonna make these [ __ ] happy and walk away from this thing clean got it i've got you all right and We do this and they help us spring breath right yeah we'll talk about brad later all right i got to change i'm gonna grab a head start nice to meet you homie yeah whatever the government [ __ ] at last yeah bite me let's go all

right let's do this thing we need to go to the agency headquarters downtown Your new friends are a riot no wonder you said sayonara to the old crew walking away ain't easy trev sometimes i guess you gotta make compromises what happened to dying with a gun in your hat life happened annoying wife two kids remember them if you get tied down you can't move anymore what about your ties to me abroad those ties are why you got roped in on this fib instigated suicide back for as long as it keeps me amused i am i

Ain't exactly sure it's gonna be amusing the access point is on the west side of the tower get us in position so i can repel down you [ __ ] around while i'm out there i'll climb back up this rope and strangle you with it yeah oh next i'll have this thing so far up your ass your tonsils will be playing shadow puppets oh you think we can't do that we can it's in our guidelines I don't know what you're talking about i install cinema equipment not surveillance his other arm no no no no no

you think you're impenetrable see how you feel with this is 18 inches deep inside get the loop actually [ __ ] the lube let's dry dock him [Music] [ __ ] is this terminate him close this problem right now yeah you use a little Backup here get me the station chief 36th flow what the hell is going on [Applause] hold on hey what's happening we got a window tee pull us out this is unacceptable hell we need the astra impact you know that Don't get angry michael do something that's it get us out of here

looks like we've attracted the attention of their air unit you got a boogie coming at you franklin [ __ ] one you'll be squadron leader come in franklin this might be the time to make your exit we'll talk soon Who are you people that doesn't matter they said they were government i do hope then why are you doing this to me hey all tight i got some friends with the bureau they'll explain everything you saved me thank you thank you don't mention it the bureau if i be they will make everything okay i'm sure don't

worry they'll look after you hey Bring her down in the lot let's go where are we to go easy honey thank you oh my god save me hey hey huh no no no no no no no said easy give the guy a break i will get out of this [ __ ] in bed with the bureau and the new running buddy yeah he's more of a protege yeah what you're going to teach him to be old before his time yeah to Never grow up that seems like a good kid michael i look at this ah

new city new set of problems but the idiots ah they stay the same yep i guess all right trevor i'll see you later ah you better believe it buddy hmm what is wrong with you smoking in my house you know ever since that psychotic pal of yours turned up you turn into an even bigger [ __ ] thank you Your support in my difficult times means the world to me i've supported you i left everything to come here with you and still that crazy bastard turns up i'll handle it how i don't know oh you

know what just keep him away from me and the children you low-life whoremongering ass wipe did someone say yoga no i think she said [ __ ] monitoring ass white hello fabian darling namaste amanda are we ready to practice yes oh Yeah she's very centered a regular oasis of peace ability this one anger issues and worst friends no wonder i'm so upset please namaste we practice miguel join us please no please no no no the yoga is for sharing come come again go awesome So fab if you can make me as happy and mellow as

my wife it'll be a job well [ __ ] done we are all on our own journeys no doubts why is she driving a tank on hers perhaps to deal with your hostility michael now here is good we have this one and the more bundle now we begin to put the [ __ ] to the Earth yes we begin each sequence yes [Music] are it is perfect now i don't know about this else through the nose and out the mouth out through the mouth Maintain it in and out with the breast michelle breeze out please

feel all that hostility insecurity and self-centeredness drift away in the nose out the mouse okay doc let it go strength michael this is gonna have to do now we will do something more complicated sometimes when i do this pose I weep uncontrollably for hours wow you feel that the emotion inside let it go michael join us i feel like i'm channeling [ __ ] right now the silly man forgets to breathe let it out now think of all the strippers who've been over to pick up your dollar bills Let it out you're turning red there

there it is now you breathe out through the mouth how many years of marriage and this is the first time he's taken an interest in my hobbies breeze mikhail just exhale michael yeah i'm about to feel some emotions all right Remember children do not fear the unknown we are the unknown show us amanda i don't think michael's up to this hmm he may surprise you blank plank chaturanga yeah feel it [Applause] everything is flowing in me Mike would you hold your anus strong my child in through the nose come on out susan's wrinkled lips good

breathing is almost the most important thing no there breeze please michael let it out Hold baby anus take in the air and release it lengthen strengthen your lungs they work yes very good now let it go can you thank us now for saving you from the couch breezing is almost the most important thing no no vanity come on Breeze please michael let it go for a meat eater it's okay you have come a long way today mikhail yes later you will cry like a baby yeah right his chakras are completely blocked don't worry about him

is it downward dog i'm glad we have helped with your impotence mikhail what'd you say your sexual energies have been blocked for too long Back into my pelvis back what backpack yes there you go oh yoga is the answer mikhail but what is the question uh why am i such a [ __ ] we are leaving and we are never coming back good you are alone you pathetic psychopath ugh [ __ ] you hand it bony french [ __ ] yogi Jimmy he's still here james go oh yeah [ __ ] you you know what

if there was a rape button i'd be using it right now unless you're a [ __ ] and you like that sort of [ __ ] and then i'll just rape your mom instead it's nice tv yeah you smashed the other one didn't you all right come on i want to go for a Ride i got to meet a friend all right so i'll go meet him with you come on i want to get out of the house i'm not going alone come on this is [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] threatening

to molest your online buddies is [ __ ] they're not my buddies they're the only people you speak to so where's your friend burger shot [Applause] yeah nice to see the kids are still hanging out at the burger joints me and the guys we'd go down to the diner after class every day you know get milk shakes you know you're really creeping me out i'm trying to relate to you no you're trying to take me on some nostalgia trip you're such a cliche oh says the dope smoking game playing live at home world owes him

a living millennial i knew it i knew it the mask was gonna slip the Monster's been exposed the hell are you talking about the real you that bitter vindictive old man you pretend you're being a father but you hate me don't you i don't hate you jim how many times i love you look you really have to meet my friend yeah i really do then please don't get weird for once in your life don't be weird Yo what's up what's up man good to see you what are you turning tricks to pay for this [

__ ] huh hey who's the old man it's my dad oh all right mr desanto yeah you're the kid selling jimmy pot by the pound now jimmy bro your dad funny man come on do this [ __ ] and let's get going oh yeah you got that other thing oh yeah yeah come on man what the [ __ ] jimmy just just hold on a second Oh all right all right later on careful with that hey let's bounce bounce we're bouncing now is that what we're doing jesus [ __ ] christ all righty then now

what can we just get back to the house please [Music] so uh want a drink i'm driving because normally you're such a between the white Lines friends of the pedestrian kind of guy fine give it here okay your turn maybe when we get home yeah who's the squirrel oh man who's the square now i'm starting you're fine would you quit being such a drama queen and get us to the house No i'm stopping oh who's in that timeless vets have been using it for decades what yeah and that's that ties me you're [ __ ]

deterred to you from yourself also i took money from your bank account and i'm moving out right you're too crazy dad [Music] this [Music] Foreign jimmy you little [ __ ] oh [Music] get a real god hello i'm back michael i think you finally lost your mind your recent behavior and the company you've been keeping already had me very concerned Now you've taken to attacking my fabian who is a close friend and then jimmy said you took drugs while driving them in your car well we've decided to move out for a while you promised me

you'd change and you haven't changed a bit i know you say i always act like i'm in a movie well this isn't that i think i'm gonna speak to a lawyer i'm just really confused Please don't try to contact us and try not to get yourself killed amanda [ __ ] um [Music] i say become a doctor you say become a patient i say who is that hello missy wow franklin You never told me that you had a sister i'm denise franklin's housemate dan hunt my mother's old dried up ass shut the [ __ ]

up shut the [ __ ] up here darling why don't you go get yourself something nice okay thank you [Music] this is seven dollars i said something nice not expensive you want to be a greedy [ __ ] cow huh no Now get the [ __ ] out of here all right you men are all the same man what the [ __ ] you doing here you're with the boy the boys what i'm [ __ ] new in town i'm making friends all right now let's party look i have plans on getting some rest until

this clown and my uncle came and [ __ ] that up my [ __ ] i just came over here to holla at you about the little thing man i said i'm tired dawg [ __ ] thing I love things i'm the king of things i ain't talking to you homie hey let's go do something about the thing okay what thing talking about the little stretch thing man [ __ ] beautiful perfect it's a gang bang let's go come on come on man just come on hey what's happening where's this thing happening down wall Street

[Music] we're shooting [ __ ] up spraying some [ __ ] i can drive by with the best of them behave yourself man lamar what's happening what's your stress set up we buying weight [Music] nothing's real in this town [ __ ] particularly where you were stressed concerned and this is an investment opportunity you've got to speculate to Accumulate oh first rule of business hey since we're out here banging either you got some dust homie live up here hey look everybody be cool man lamar about to do his thing all right hey be on point

this fool janky courier service package to collect you got the grip present and accounted for you like that Sample now we talking my throat getting numb already so we good [ __ ] right well let's go how about a taste no man we leaving i want a taste to the other side of the bread no you heard what your boy said you're leaving hey come here give me the [ __ ] whoa what the [ __ ] did we ask For a key or a [ __ ] ounce man that's you can't [ __ ]

hustle a hustler [Music] run run i guess we'll be going here let's clear out of here hey we outta here man you make a puff look like a chick this ain't no happy place [ __ ] hey let's lose go let's move [Applause] [Applause] mc clip that's the fastest shoe mc clip clip wait right there dog hold up hold up please please and jack they ass homie that's our way up out of here put your [ __ ] hands up what the [ __ ] are you doing no way come on come on damn this

stink in this [ __ ] [ __ ] ain't no river man it's a [ __ ] sewer then we're in the right place give me all this thing let's just get out of here man you did lose hey we should like break these [ __ ] we are racing you idiot facing away from the dudes trying to kill him i mean another time they got sea shark races all over the city helpful as always homie let's split my [ __ ] and keep our hands Down [Music] uh [Music] and trevor the trevor trevor is

a trevor is a what trevor is a good guy he's like family and he got kicked in here that's it right yes trevor but but the thing is i'm i've been with that many women i don't find it easy and um And deborah we're getting married so oh that's beautiful but i'm scared that she's gonna leave me i mean this is her place and the fornicating mr raspberry jam whoa whoa now mr raspberry jam he died a noble death bringing great joy to a lonely man i ain't got a very big penis Some girls laugh

when they when they look at it oh show me show me yes i work at the docks and anything uh interesting there for a man like me well i mean i i don't rightly rightly know what kind of person are you oh i'm that kind of person floyd i am that kind of person Now let's get you wade and that little tormentor down there to put these on we are going for a ride [Music] gentlemen the gateway to america awaits ron we got an inside man at the port of ls i'm gonna send you some

information i need you on point to help plan things Come on then floyd what you got for me like i said i don't rightly know what we got you're going to have to be more exact in your question and your question and sir uh we're looking for something to steal dessert i stole a pencil in elementary school and i've been regretting it ever since always working stick in the bug look dessert please just tell me what you want and i'll do my utmost to assist You in founding it here's the problem i don't know what

i want it's a bit well like pornography or a perfect turn i can't quite describe it but i'll know it when i see it you ain't aiding my comprehension all right all right well how's this 236 billion dollars worth of cargo came through the port of los santos last year he's real real good mcnumber i don't want to hijack a truck full of pineapples floyd You need to give us the inside track on what's coming through we don't know what's in the containers they certainly don't put brass tags on them i have you noticed anything

anything different anything that might indicate something well there's been all these uh merry weather folks hanging around merryweather security consultant private army to the new world order my Background waging outsourced shadow wars in 20 countries around the globe and recently cleared to operate on u.s soil that um sounds like them so there's a private militia in the port what are they guarding this one freighter i guess now that you mentioned it it ain't quite right freedom perfect can i get on board no no way they won't let you anywhere near it they're kind of [

__ ] about it actually the other day my colleague ralph i don't give a [ __ ] about ralph we gotta take a look is there anything else there's another bunch of merryweather guys out by the navy warehouse they got boats coming in and out i heard they was testing something go park and get the dispatch it's amazing here comes the suit i gotta check in Remember floyd this can go real wrong real in his quick it matters what came out what we got away spillage and i got a slot on the cleanup crew there

is nothing that weight here ain't gonna do for a warm meal hope you got a strong stomach son get in there you gonna take me to see this freighter no yeah it's over here you ever got helicopters coming in and Out of here and all those big sky crane things i could pick up a whole container now this is restricted air space they won't let anything out of here without clearance shoot it down if they have to so how's a man in a hurry supposed to get in and out of this place well we got

a port that's dredged to 50 feet now what's the coast guard response like well they got cutters 45-foot response vessels air support you're not gonna move much faster than them especially if You're carrying something maybe i'll have to saddle you up and ride you across the miriam turner overpass i just said they had the water surface real covered okay so that is the freighter i told you about what do you think they got on it we just steve adore him we ain't meant to know what's in the containers but these are marked military governments anything

weird about that the government stuff is hot freight Pulls up goes right through this stuff's just been sitting here you are beginning to arouse my curiosity over there two o'clock looks like forest got on the wrong side of some merryweather guys you you we need two guys on the handler a couple of containers and baby got to be brought up to half That ain't a question get on it now get up we gotta do this how about i run that prick over in this thing i thought you wanted to scope the place we don't get

the containers they're gonna check your cart well i'm getting nervous you're always nervous relax not always sir just around you And it's just a cousin wade's on his own he better hold it together stick to the story he'll be fine boy's on a waist clearance crew he's never happened when he's neck deep and [ __ ] what is the turn those are the containers in baby trevor and attach it that's it now we got to bring it over to bay f i know why they call them handlers Because they handle like a dream this ain't

a toy sir it's heavy machinery bank [ __ ] i'm high the kite you should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence i'll operate you under the influence if you're not careful [Music] there it is now i guess we gotta get the other one i'm gonna need a better view of that freighter i'm sorry but this is as close As you going to get nah nah nah i need to take some pictures send them to my guy ron i'll need a proper view there's the cranes but cranes perfect oh shoot look it up

hey who's dick you have to suck to get this job being a stevedore used to be back-breaking work now you're paid brain surgeon bucks to push an oversized shopping cart i did not fellatiate no one to get this job There was old friends with the no more you didn't fellate no one but darling debbie probably did she probably enjoyed it okay it's up to the top of the crane for me oh come on hey very time to admire the view i've been waiting on a crane driver nearly an hour i'm not permitted to drive cranes

buddy Hey you need me to get your union rep up here right now sooner you get in the cab sooner we can get out of here this is on you come up onto this catwalk then go down the ladder and into the cabin [Music] okay i'm sitting here what do you want first up position the cabin over a container the lights on the bottom of the spreader will help you position it That's it you're in position that's lined up move the spreader down so it can grab the container so [Music] she's there locker on it's

hooked up so lift it high enough to clear that container stack and move it to the other end we need to go to the other end bay five all the way to the end that's the truck ease her onto it You want to line it up with the frame of the truck truck is clear to go and you said you wasn't qualified go back up to the other end and start again take us back up to the other end line up the second red container at the end [Music] all right you're done break time How

about this view huh i'm gonna take some photos for the kids [Music] [Music] [Music] trevor come on i can take you over to the warehouse this rig ain't being used it's on the other side of port city so they've been guarding one of them dry docks we can take a look at it but no say now No one's allowed around there normal rules don't apply to us floyd we're going in i don't know the rules applied to me my whole life i like rules and look at you you're a failure you're in a loveless relationship

what do you mean loveless i love debra if she would love you she'd be here wouldn't she but she's not you know i'm insecure you've got a dead dead-end job it's over on the other dock So they've been guarding one of them dry ducks we can take a look at it but no one's allowed around there normal rules don't apply to us floyd we're going in i don't know the rules applied to me my whole life i like rules and look at you you're a failure you're in a loveless relationship what do you mean lovely

i love deborah if she loved you she'd be here wouldn't she but she's not you know i'm insecure you've got a dead end job What dead end no floyd it's dead end being a unionized longshoreman's are one of the best paying jobs in the country you tell people around la puerta that's what you do they're liable to rob you so jealous no one's jealous of you floyd they pity you you're abused by that woman you're abused by these slave drivers i mean i've never worked so hard in my life it ain't so bad i've been

doing this Every day for 10 years only usually with less of the criminality you're wasting your life floyd it's lucky we turned up when we did i'm saving you from yourself we ain't heard from wade what are you his mother he's fine hey hey hey hey you can't come through here it's restricted access no understanding manifesto manifesto say deliver here hmm hey stop where the [ __ ] you're going You almost got confused god don't speak english mushrooms manifesto he said he says [Music] [Applause] sorry you're gonna have to go it alone so trevor these

photos you've really stumbled onto something the ship merryweather yeah yeah i know tell me about the ship if we put a man with a gun on the bridge next To it and get a guy on board i think we got a good chance of taking over way it looks to me there's a container below deck they're guarding it for the government keeping it off the books serious military technology most like yeah of course i just found a manifest we're testing something out at sea it's gotta be that now get back to work the tpi conglomerate

ain't thriving there's only one man responsible of course yeah but i'll start pulling all the intel i Can get on merryweather at the same time i gotta file here somewhere [Music] what in the name of all things holy i tried to stop it but it just kept coming and coming they're there wade you're just not cut out for honest work all right [Music] did you get what you needed yeah yeah yeah more or less yeah i just got to uh figure out a place to plan this now all right this'll do that woman ain't even

fine ain't no one understands why floyd lets her use him so that's a low self-esteem wade we got to build them back up now [Music] and there perfect all right so based on my observations i'd say these merry weather security [ __ ] snots are sitting on something real valuable i think they got two of these things but we only need one first one is on that freighter in a container below deck they got guards all over that ship so it's likely they're Keeping it on ice the air land and sea routes into the port

will be locked down as soon as we make a noise at these x's here which means we have to blow up the ship and grab the thing underwater need a guy to plant the bombs a guy to look out for with a rifle and a guy to grab the thing whatever it is under water that means stealing a submarine of course but you can find us one of them can't you huh now the other one is off the coast being Tested they're running the operation from the dock where i last saw your cousin we'll need

a submarine for that too and probably a chopper a big one we go out there look around underwater locate it bring it back here and find out what it is here to the condo night so what do you think container ship or whatever's offshore it's got to be the container right You and floyd can help and we'll bring along michael and his unpaid intern okay all right what is that smell oh we are going straight to the local union rep yep wade here was injured the performance of his duties human waste has seeped into his

very pores and i am sorry to say this but i don't think he's ever gonna smell normal okay you can't go to the union you are union all right and you vouched for us all right you look at him man smell him don't smell Him trevor trevor you're you're planning a robbery on my place of work you violated mr raspberry jam and god alone knows what else you're damaged debra look my lady and my union that's all i got so why don't we just uh why don't we just let this all slide huh If you're

comfortable with what's happened to your cousin then so be it all right but i would give him a bath and rinse him off no no bath who the [ __ ] is this the guy keeping you out of the gas chamber town is on his way we need to talk face to face warehouse off dutch london and banning oh we can do more than talk my friend ah you gotta quit that [ __ ] man yeah i know i take speed mostly and look at me Boom best shape of my life yeah yeah i could

still take you sugar tits that's because you're [ __ ] deranged not because you're in good shape hey why don't you stick doing [ __ ] crunches and feeling bad about yourself all right porkchop hey [ __ ] you you know i'm beginning to think that's exactly what you want to do i just said the same [ __ ] thing to my wife you see his face that last time i popped It boom oh ladies god you're an [ __ ] you you back there i know you but you you i don't know yeah well

until i see reason otherwise why don't we just keep it that way steve what a pleasure bro oh he reminds me of one of those guys you see advertising pills for middle-aged men that can't get erections hey Devin weston is a very good friend of mine so why don't you watch your tongue because let me tell you something that guy gets more tail than uh than a tail catcher i have to [ __ ] remember that line you where did we meet nowhere pal yeah we did hey oh what are we doing here huh This

please keep the slick festive away from me no no ferdinand he's gone he's gone it's okay i've got some new friends here now this is michael and this this is trevor no now our friend here he claims he doesn't know i don't i don't know anything i don't know i already told nothing nothing i don't know Anything please please so you know about the azerbaijanis oh azerbaijanis i do audio visual high five audio visual it's tough man good price vip you know you're [ __ ] spy and the ass wipes at the agency know this

so i need to know what did you tell them and what did they tell you um I told them what i tell you uh-huh what oh hey what is this the house in rockwood hills the man who owns it he works at the consulate oh that's all i know that's it that's it that's it i'm gonna make him speak no no no no you Two are gonna drive up to rockford hills and when we find out which man is the man with the problem you put him down because i'm tired of these [ __ ]

nitwits at the agency taking all the glory hey [ __ ] is all this huh i think it's a good time buddy you know go for you get to work and uh i'm not here it's caesar's place around the corner From your house yeah the more i see of your boss the more i like him if i was you i wouldn't be so critical of who others associated so is he gonna be a problem for sure but there's nothing we can do about it if something happened to him right now i'd be right under a

microscope an electron microscope of bureaucratic [ __ ] and that would make it very difficult to keep old secrets You know who else is having trouble keeping secrets [ __ ] me after you brought trevor in on this i only brought him in after you put out your press release townley's taking scores again the los santos reboot if we didn't control the situation and eat on earth this connection then what then trevor flips out beheads me kills my family or raises them as his own i don't know which is worse Anyway any of that could

happen at any time slow down let's think this through what does he know he knows i'm alive he knows i got money and now he knows i'm working with the fib does he know how long you've been working with the fib how long the [ __ ] does that matter either you were working with us before the cash depot job you walked your crew into an ambush one of them spent 10 years on the run and the other landed in A federal penitentiary or or we stumbled on the cash depot job brad went down you

win trevor got away the fib cut you a deal on your sickbed fake your death and you end up here who's to say which of those he's true that there's any doubt probably accounts for you being alive back there trevor made you right away the second he saw you you remember after the bust i was in all the papers i was on the evening news the man who killed michael Town yeah i was quite a trophy a good head to hang on your wall this is [ __ ] this place davey they've been shooting the

real [ __ ] of suburbia here the last few weeks no way that's your guy [ __ ] you are kidding me i'll call steve wrong house this guy isn't our guy okay okay okay You sure you don't silence them just to make sure if we're silencing someone we're silencing the right someone get me another address cut i got it hey you want a coffee turns out that was the wrong azerbaijani we need a new address from mr k choose your instrument and go to work on it where do we start hey buddy wait what

are you talking about the wrong guy no who do you want Just tell me what you want ah man ah please look at me please now if you open real wide i might be able to just reach right back there and grab one of those big ones i just have them lasers best way to make a man talk is to stop him being able to talk that hurts too much [Music] mr phillips ask him about tay here javon what did you ask me i know it's Out here i did his home theater he lives in

too much the ride on the wrestling highway well that wasn't so tough was it huh did you get that you hear him lives in chumash the western highway shumash you're driving remember terror does not take coffee breaks What a dick so how are steve and trevor getting along seems like a productive relationship well like i said he's got his uses and as you can see we're trying to take full advantage of it then what this thing with the agency gets put to rest and we don't need you anymore and what about trevor what about i

need some resolution davey you let him walk you said you'd clean the whole thing up back in north yankton And you told me it'd be a clean job no casualties there were more eyes on that town than they needed yeah well according to my eyes trevor's your problem dave as much as he is mine he's not a problem at all we're monitoring him has he said anything about brad [ __ ] yeah he has plenty i keep changing the subject you know he thinks you might actually commute brad's sentence when this is all over that's

good fine work We'll send another letter it's about time anyway oh so that's you who's been sending those [ __ ] letters to travel hot yeah he thinks they're from brat who he thinks is locked up in high security and not well not six feet under in a gray mark michael townley this'll do all right find out who we're looking for yeah we need a description of the target Yeah uh i'll take care of it loosen him up no no please listen to my no please [Music] i'm gonna level with you yeah this'll hurt nothing

clips not the clip please he went and pissed himself hey hey hey now huh now are you ready to talk focus today i i got to give the secret Picture afraid of him yeah yeah yeah this guy we're after what does he look like i was i would middle age middle height middle build whatever he's dark okay he's azerbaijani for god's sakes look around not enough for you we're live you see anyone down there who might be in azerbaijani [ __ ] do i know you might be in as a vagina for all i know

what's One look like they look eastern perhaps this town looks eastern davey you got to follow the shaw and the collapse of communism to thank for that anyone stand out no they all kind of blend in make a call dave we're gonna need some more info on this guy they're having a party down there that ain't gonna cut it my friend [ __ ] [ __ ] let me see i remember that sorry too late trevor show her contessa what he's Wondering i remember this remember it ain't even the biggest tool in the room what

oh is this small one [Music] nutcracker so what have you got for us hmm we need trev to shake up your memory again no no no no no no no no no no i think you're making this up no no i'm not huh no yeah i'm turning your true Sushi beard get any beardy types at this party huh because that's all mr k's given us no you know i'm thinking maybe we uh just take two bullets and put them in our formulas and just call an airstrike on chumash beach we're back in give me some

eyes who am i looking for steve's saying beard what do you got anything specific or is some stubble gonna cut it let's start at mountain men and we'll work our way down until Someone fits the profile ah there's a few beards at this party vinewood's full of weak chins place is famous for it damn beards are in fashion in chumash land of beach hipsters we need more it's gonna be a long day until you give us some intel on our targets his folks he just looks like a [ __ ] jedi i don't know trev

maybe one more time just to be sure please no i told you he smokes that's All i know if my mama had waterboarded me more often i wouldn't be the gun-toting psychopath you see before you now it's a torture it is torturer [Music] vegas oh i was wrong i got blood in my mouth [Music] Always buy the book that's my bag [Music] are we gonna get them up let me up let me up today's lesson is about government regulation this is meaningless [Music] mr k k i know anything you please okay he king smokes And

he's left-handed what's that he takes smokes and he's left-handed ah okay any of these bearded guys at the party smoke cigarettes mr k says it smokes like a pack of two a day with cigarettes thank you mr k steve's telling me he chain smokes redwoods it ain't the cigarettes that'll kill you what the hell that was the guy i had a feeling It'll check out well we've got him it's done woo that is a wrap my friends excellent work the pair of you now i got a racquetball game to get to so trevor if you

take care of mr k i think we're all set what the [ __ ] do you want me to do with him i would say he's outlived his usefulness oh come on shut up that's a sport [Music] let's go come on we're sticking with it [ __ ] let's just go okay i ain't gonna let those g-man [ __ ] scumbags tell me what to do what you just tortured me don't ask too many [ __ ] questions let's go get up come on up the [ __ ] stairs oh [ __ ] sakes come

on let's go all right you got a flight to catch Okay let's get you to the airport oh safety first hey how's your mouth it hurts can you speak i know are you gonna hold it together i don't want to go home i want you to meet my family no no no you have no home you have no family that [ __ ] is over i do doing in morningwood i love him very much no that's your old life that's over Now you're off the grid you're one of the invisible people just take me home

i'm taking you to the airport you're gonna get on a plane you're flying a long way from this country and you're gonna spread your message i don't have a message you're a torture advocate the media and the government would have us believe that torture is some necessary thing we needed to get information to assert ourselves did we get any information out of you i would Have told you everything exactly tortures for the torturer or the guy giving the orders to the torture you torture for the good times we should all admit that it's useless as

a means of getting information i'm feeling light at it sometimes you torture from torturing if they're prepared to pay i am very unwell departures no one driving me to the airport your family is probably the ones who got You [ __ ] in here all right and look trust no one all right you're alone now really yeah really now let's go [ __ ] off come on so huh [Music] oh floyd i've got that submarine we talked about you gotta help me store it for a few Days floyd don't go quiet on me i'll come

around you know wow we both know what i'm talking about okay i'm arrived what's this the union man doing an honest day's work there's nothing honest about this sir but this is a dishonest day's work if ever i see one hey we're not hurting anyone no but no one except Whoever owns that submarine and then the mercenary folks on the freighter security consulting friend they'd be on trial for human rights offenses if the u.s government didn't protect all its contractors from any kind of suit military or civilian they're immune from prosecution they behave like they

are murdering stealing high on power guns and anabolic steroids lucky bastards look i don't know about that stuff Oh you're right you don't merryweather are employed by the richest greediest scum on the planet the [ __ ] on the forest and the neediest so we are going to enjoy [ __ ] on them oh great i look forward to that okay that's more like it floyd you there yes sir i'm on the crane the surface and i'll bring you shoreside all right oh what are you doing it's done let's go Let's go okay all right

i'm here it's just down the road los santos marine past the shipyards is that sub covered properly it'll be fine if we just get there are you being short with me no no no no sir i'm certainly not being short i'm just not used to this kind of pressure if you turn a crew onto a score you got to be ready for the heat that comes with it i didn't turn anyone on to anything You threatened and controlled and tricked me you don't want to cut just walk away i can't walk away you're robbing my

workplace and running the show from my home home no cut for you no cut for deborah you can pull off you're sure it'll be okay there um sure all right if you're wrong i'll eat your sweet beets now get out of here I control my emotions better than most [Music] we handled your little immigration problem whatever the [ __ ] it was we're straight oh absolutely yeah yeah you killed people you tortured people here's trevor great lookie-lookie a bunch of government [ __ ] bags and their favorite stoolie what's he been telling you oh he

just said how you guys were happy to help the government any way you can oh really huh because i was told that if we Helped out with that thing which we did then our past indiscretions would be forgotten in a haze of patriotic fervor who told you that did i tell you that i'm in charge here fruity me you understand not quite well can you explain that again what i was saying oh you're good we need help with something else some of the government some of it is pretty corrupt Not uh not your bit right

yes but we're corrupt in a good way but the agency they want to encourage panic so they can guarantee their budgets that's how they get paid it's a major problem and now they've secured some funds that we need to use in our fight against crime as a way of bribing corrupt officials really and where are they getting that from drugs those bastards love to sell drugs who doesn't we think they're going to use this money To finance a war on our streets and we need you boys to requisition that money for us the bonds are

leaving the terminal in an armored car yeah [ __ ] you dave we don't have time to prepare the right way it's not my concern i cannot allocate any more resources to this you'll be fine [ __ ] you dave nice work slick we're gonna be doing pat downs at the airport before those [ __ ] clowns are done with us he'll [ __ ] you hey hey look man it is what it is now how the [ __ ] we gonna get this done i don't know i got it classic blitz play it's an

industrial area right so i'm thinking vehicles trash truck to block tow truck sack them we get some disguises and we're gold we just got to hope like Hell these are the kind of agency men that don't carry a panic button with them they are we deal with it if and when if and [ __ ] win i will keep my eyes peeled general thank you michael hey no problem no really [Applause] all right guys a few more details we'll need boiler suits and masks for this job the garbage truck let's get one From your park

bring it back to the lot and there's an auto repair place by the airport where we can get a tow truck what else uh oh yeah yeah yeah get away that would be nice get something fast and discreet we park it off the road a good distance from the lot and make sure it ain't near something we'll crash into driving off that's it all right man i got you dawg what huh i missed that maybe shout a little louder bite me We have a getaway vehicle ready and waiting good work t where'd you put it

murrieta heights [Music] everything in here has been personally tested by yours truly boiler suits can come off the shopping list what do you mean i'm a plus size i'm not fat hello i'm from the midwest that's how sexy Women look in the midwest later friends just to say i got us some headgear for this masquerade balls up all right that's everything i'll call steve tell them we're ready to move on this wait fly hey you guys i'm expecting company all right i want this place clean wade you tidy floyd massage oh no no i really

don't want me to get my dick out again no no no does anyone want that no no You're right you're right hey bro what's up oh hey bro you're late nine years [ __ ] late you know you're so late in fact you have no right to call me bro is that clear ah shut the [ __ ] up you're like a broken [ __ ] record oh yeah well you're like a [ __ ] exactly like a [ __ ] where's the assistant on his way yeah i can't idolize this yeah he gives me

the creeps yo yo frankie we were just talking about You ah nattering you know how it is oh yeah whatever man so what we doing here we're working amigo taking a score yeah done most of the planning and uh i think we're gonna literally make out like bandits on this did you talk to lester yeah yeah i called him apparently he's in the hospital having his vagina cleaned or some [ __ ] he's got a wasting disease 20 saved No that's not how we work well you'll forgive me but that's how we're gonna work this

time all right we're doing it my way because as i recall the last time when we did it your way we all got shot at you got buried resurrected turned into a [ __ ] and brad ended up in a [ __ ] prison yeah and lester told us not to do that job but we did it anyway and lester seems pretty good man would you shut the [ __ ] up all right and you Michael oh me all right so this time we do things my way yeah and what about after this after this

we think about things so what's the plan easy all right we are sinking a freighter into los santos harbor all right now daddy's little helper you're gonna be on the bridge all right you're the lookout and you you're boarding the freighter And planting charges me i'm running the deep water salvage operation with a little help from my friends you fat man of course while you're not one of those friends this part is easy though oh for [ __ ] where'd you get the [ __ ] mikey [ __ ] you ah better i like that

[ __ ] you good good all right now let's go make some money ladies huh brilliant don't be A dick oh your wish is my commando master let's go junior hey wait get michael a wetsuit all right take him to the boat oh stop dragging your heels kid we need some transport i'm coming man okay i'm taking you to the port city side of the miriam turner overpass almost forgot here's the rifle with a thermal scope i almost forgot i was kind Of sold on like a well-organized job planned out with lester's weird alpha detail

i got an eye for details kid little details like your brick of flow being drywall uh okay man i'm grateful for that dog but buying cocaine is a whole different thing from sinking a container ship into a harbor not really kid it's all about what's inside all about what's inside cool so what's the thing man i don't Know what it is but i know it's important you heard of meriwether uh yeah maybe merry weather security consulting the company our government uses to fight its wars and protect its shady interests all over the planet they're the

army they're like the army only they're private so they cost more anyway they've just been cleared to take government contracts on u.s soil and what's one of the first on the list I'll stop the car in the median here get out find your spot on the side of the bridge and call michael okay man sure [ __ ] hey dog i'm in position let me know when you ready all right f i'm in position damn that's a long way up so make sure i don't run into any trouble when i get there [ __ ]

trevor All right i got you homie hey yo there's two guards these are bad dudes right from what i read about them yeah they ain't no peace workers it's clear man climb aboard things i do for old friends i got four bombs to plant kid look out for me while i do it there's some serious manpower on this ship first bomb ready to go moving up to position two Hey i clocked that dude hey do this quick man i don't know how much backup they got below i can do it quick or i can do

it right okay hey you got a clear path plant the bomb second bombs in place we're halfway there hey if this is trevor's thing why ain't he doing any other wet work cuz he's screwing around in a submarine i don't know how we got roped into this [ __ ] here i go going third charge is set i gotta go inside for the last one come to the south side i'll clear the interest for you guy at the top of the second gangway i'm taking him we are peacocks if negative all clear on deck hey

there's a guard at the top of the Gateway i'll drop him he's out pecan said we have a casualty you see him he's got a deal going hot on deck all teams oh [ __ ] are you okay man you gotta go bunch of guys in poor city they caught me on a bridge man [Music] oh [ __ ] i'm planning to charge [ __ ] stay calm once i'm clear of the ship detonate all right go man i'm covered going down these stairs guard came out the cabin after me [ __ ] guard just

go hey you see those guys you're clear here i go i'm making a run On your cell man get away from the ship they going up ah back in that stinking water okay what sort of signals are given off come on give me another minute or so there's a team of guys waiting on you mike there's a light that must be it i got it Okay incoming if we knew what it was it wouldn't be top secret or very valuable would it it ain't doing anything to the water is it well i couldn't give you

powers turn you into infinite rage just take a shower after you'll be fine there it is i'm grabbing it [Music] hey watch it i'm right here [Music] for a deep wreath beers are on me From one that's what you always say yeah i mean it now floyd come in i got the package i get the doc sir yeah i'm here i heard gunshots at the explosions keep it together i'll be there soon here i am [Applause] man you can say whatever you want about Trevor but [ __ ] we got it done yep let's hope

so hey is that a master huh i mean what the [ __ ] you doing here you should be in bed yes i should be i would be if certain known associates were busy making themselves enemies of the state fib merryweather hey you can [ __ ] with them all day long but when you try and steal an experimental super weapon and sell it to the chinese you and everyone you ever knew is gonna be [ __ ] in the Ass you [ __ ] chumps hold on man a super weapon the chinese what what

you think is in there i thought he'd talk to you all right man so what now well maybe i can organize to have it taken back and found amongst the wreckage whoa holy [ __ ] lester crest holding on and looking good do you have any idea what you did here yeah i pulled a score what are you jealous Cause you didn't get your 20 that thing doesn't go back then we will all end up on every watch list in the entire planet watch list so [ __ ] what so they don't watch they kill

idiot we'll all be dead within a week think all right listen take the truck take a guy do what you got to do trevor all loaded up uh trevor great then you and the patient Can take it all back right [ __ ] now so you mean to tell me this [ __ ] was all for nothing man it's the hood all over again [ __ ] come on franklin you owe me michael i am oh what you gonna do huh i think of something i gotta get franklin some work too i'll take this yeah

yeah lots of mouse to feed amigo tell me About it [ __ ] so what's up man sit down and face forward now i don't have a lot of time i know you need money did michael tell you about life invader oh [ __ ] y'all two did that look forward we're two strangers having a friendly chat and don't pretend that you liked jane norris oh man i don't know homie i mean yeah the dude outsourced work to child slaves then stole and sold everybody's private Information and even ripped his own friends ideas off and

walked around like the messiah while doing it but man i don't think the [ __ ] deserve to have his [ __ ] head blowed off on tv oh well aren't you just a moral majority you know that's why the world is the way it is today when a paid thug gets all namby pamby when someone asks him to act like a paid thug and for a good cause man check this out homie i like blowing [ __ ] fool's hairs off just as Much as the next psychotic [ __ ] but i just don't

look at the [ __ ] as doing a good deed well now you can because it's not fool's heads it's [ __ ] heads and not just heads you know trashing cars or planning lies forging evidence anything we can do to take the battle back to these terrors you know we'll fix the market in our favor and we'll write a few wrongs while we're at it [ __ ] okay cool right so you heard of malice hell yeah okay so there's a new model sort of A super malice and it's called priopolds it's giving the

living riga mortis only brett lowry ceo of bilkington research paid off the fda and he doesn't care that his hardness pills are giving desperate middle-aged men the world over heart attacks damn man that sucks yeah it does now mr greedy lowry is staying at the von krastenberg hotel in richmond of course he'll be well protected but if he goes away then america goes back to using mollusc and beta pharmaceuticals Gets a big bump in the price of their stock damn man all right [ __ ] it i got you i thought that you would now

consider using a sniper rifle or sticky bombs you know whatever do it your way however you want i'm gonna make the investment we don't speak about this or anything now walk away now stay here until you're gone let's move it out people we need this area cleared keep your eye out for anything unusual Let's see if we can get through one day without some wannabe hippie waving an anti-globalization man you get what you give out mr larry we got a shooter take cover shots fired shots fired where is that son of a [ __ ]

i need backup now you know what [ __ ] this [Music] hey it's done i know good work all right well [ __ ] let me know about the next Thing we'll do but before that i've got to tell you something our investment portfolio is getting a little uh successful so i figured we needed some tangible assets and new property so we bought a house in the vinewood hills yeah sure man whatever you know best about this [ __ ] hey and we needed someone to live there for tax purposes so some guys are moving

your stuff in oh [ __ ] meaning i don't have to live with my Crazy ass aunt no more man i don't know what the [ __ ] to say dawg don't say anything especially if a man in a suit comes to the door i'm joking that probably isn't going to happen it's yours enjoy it 3671 wispy mound drive hey what's cracking what's here right there so we really finna do this [ __ ] we finna risk our lives to rob some [ __ ] government killers again yep Hey all right okay so listen up

here's the plan hey trevor yeah i want you in this position up here okay you're on lookout give me a heads up when the armored car comes by okay yeah i'm gonna be right here in the garbage truck blocking the roadway franklin you're in the alley and tow truck hope is they pull right up in front of you when they do you come at them hard Bam [ __ ] here's hoping yeah after the hit we blast open the doors grab up all the cash bonds whatever it is i take it to hain skye i

saw a little hole for him as long as i am not on the ground when the [ __ ] goes down okay when the [ __ ] goes down we'll handle it you stay up here on your post eyes peeled yeah okay we'll take the risk sound cool [ __ ] true to the professional dog and at Least we're not wearing clown outfits there's a plus right the masks what let's see what we got here real professional let's do this let's go all right t i'm in position what's the eta where are they there they

are incoming get ready to do your thing Michael you better get on your way get the truck in position block both lanes of traffic just stop in the road and stay there all right i pulled up get ready frank sanitation aren't meant to be here today speed [ __ ] we got contact all right make it happen plant the sticky bombs i'm doing it get away from the door And make everyone out let's go underground now move it my [ __ ] ears i'm [ __ ] deaf you complete back clean out the van i

got the guards the alarm's been tripped the cops will be swarming here in 10 seconds you better run shut the [ __ ] up come on good to go you hear all them sirens dog looks like they hit their panic button after lspd incoming yeah you're uncovered by those barriers There i'll be up here [ __ ] we ain't gonna clear the area all right we hold the cops make a play when we see a window hey man we're sitting ducks right [Applause] let me know [Music] on the left dealing with those cops coming up

the alley before they thank you yeah i'm here to It's never help we put these cops down and we move on hey we clearing the alley to the side guys coming there's some snipers then you gotta take them out there goes the second shooter i got visual on the snipers they're going down hey i'm going to build it man right There take these snipers out all done dog sniper are gone [Music] hey i got gunmen in that chopper i get rid of them quick [Applause] they're thinning out this could be our chance to go hey

man [ __ ] you look after yourself dog all right [Applause] sorry about that oh [Applause] hey ah [Applause] uh everything cool yeah man [ __ ] that trash truck is trash dawg you good nice work i'm about to meet this guy i'll tell you how it goes Hmm [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] got a package for devon weston package mr weston come on yeah and i'm telling you that i don't give a flying [ __ ] there you go there you go boom so long [ __ ] Devin weston i remember you the weeknd interrogator

invest wisely hey hey hold on hold on we're not done here yet i got a job for you bro five top quality scores big ticket cars major payday bro sounds great i got just the guy for you i'll put you in touch no no no i don't want just some dude i want you i want your crew i want pros on this yeah i don't give a [ __ ] what you want pencil neck I'll let them know you're interested i guess i just got you figured wrong man hey what's the figure tell me something

you like football i got a stake in a sports investment venture you like the market i got some funds you can manage name your poison man i just like sitting around watching old movies oh there we go how about i hook you up with solomon richards [ __ ] solomon richards the movie producer yeah He's retired man and i'm doing a finance deal for his studio i will make the connect just as soon as you all right oh man solomon richards have a good one boys so hello come in come in thanks you must be

michael yeah you know i used to have three Secretaries now i have to make my own coffee and give myself a happy ending see the ships are coming in but the walls will hold us nelson in naples pluto i said mars you [ __ ] sucker shoulder of orion two devin weston said you were a fan huge fan tell me michael devin weston Did he does he want you to bump me off no not at all he said you were retiring but might need some help on a movie only [ __ ] retire michael him

and my son they want to put me out to pasture so they can turn this place into condos or a theme park or something but this place is a dream factory well maybe they have different dreams some days i don't blame them You know they always say never work with children or animals well i want to add to that list never work with directors or actors this picture is going to kill me all right so what's it about it's perfect set in liberty city meltdown it's all being shot on green screen right out back there

We take a look at the financial crisis and then we boil it all down into a really simplistic battle between two yuppies with lots of training montages so what's the problem milton mcelroy i cast him in the second lead because he's cheap zero talent incidentally well he's got this new agent rocco pelosi he's been hassling us about renegotiating the deal so now he's holding up shooting until he gets paid that sounds problematic it Would be if the director wanted to shoot anton baudelaire ever heard of him that doesn't surprise me now he's having a mental

breakdown pissing all over himself who knows where all right looks like you got yourself that new assistant but no happy endings i love you already [Applause] [Music] Hey solomon i'm just doing that thing good good now i realized in my excitement i forgot some details yeah seemed obvious you want this pelosi guy cliff no god no is that an option no no no bad idea bad idea no clipping anyone just teach him some manners he's also in my director's ear as well if you'd believe it so teach this punk a lesson and bring the talent

back to set ideally in a more collaborative mood i'll see what i can Do they all going to be at the club i'm told it isn't a club so much as a rat pit anton and milton are supposed to be there and pelosi's on the way to pick them up he's taking them to his lawyer to sign the contracts so if he hears there's someone from the studio coming he'll get him out fast all right i'll go in quiet i'll see you on the set boss alright [Music] uh gentlemen how you like this space it's

gonna be an edm paradise there's gonna be sparklers stuck in bottles implants [ __ ] stamps all the real [ __ ] that's pelosi entertainment now give me a minute here just a minute gotta go grab something inside johnny we nearly got the club we're finally a go and you take care of these Guys no coffee okay let's go it's the kind of scam they run [Music] hello come on come on hey you are mr richards has been worried sick oh who's this who's this jackass hey you oh turns out these guys are in love

with Their contract so they'll be going back to the set with me can you believe this [ __ ] clown no this guy's all mine oh all right spray tan we're gonna make a new deal you leave my people alone and i don't toss you off this roof all right yeah okay sure man sure all right let's get back to the lot [Music] just hold on look you can bully him but you can't bully talent buddy we are not shooting until i get a new deal can't bully talent just watch me you're gonna be a

good boy when i'm done i don't know who you think you are just jumped up to studio security i ain't security i'm solomon's assistant Come on feel that turbulence if you give me a rock i'll do any picture you want can i just say i was testing this for the promise of strong drugs i don't want a new deal so much has to be off the show entirely i've got a feeling you might want to reconsider as well hey i know solomon isn't paying you and i'm not asking for that much more cash You meant

to go over them under the bridge stay over the bridge enough all right i'll do the shitty movie for the [Applause] i'll take you to the studio hey milton what i think you owe an apology to mr richards when i being paid no you should apologize to me a brutal honesty bud you're not that good it feels folded You're lucky you're working at all you're kidding me right i am an artist dude i'm you're apologizing when you see solomon you say sorry for the misunderstanding sir and you will always always appreciate the opportunity he's given

you look i just wanted a better deal everyone wants a better deal everyone's serving coffee selling cars typing in spreadsheets wants a better deal but you Got the best deal there is you're making movies yeah you look at it that way so you got a huge tax bill and payments to me to the beachside bungalow and chumash shut up you're lucky remember that i didn't have the opportunities you had i'd give my left arm to do what you do you're making a movie now where am i putting this thing down when Devin weston came to

do a studio visit he used the empty water tank all right and we'll do the same i know solomon is anxious to see you what a wonderful surprise ant on my boy you're an artist i know that and this story is the best kind of art a simplistic cliche-ridden pile of dross that you will turn into magic get a grip i love you so solomon Milton here has a little something he wants to say to you say it ah i i just just want to say that i'm sorry for any misunderstanding sir and i i

appreciate all the opportunities that that you've given me of course of course michael what can i say you're a natural i love you you're too kind no no i mean it i don't mean to presume but would it be okay if I gave you a shout this shoot seems cursed for some reason or another i need an associate producer i'd love that we'll talk soon i gotta go oh hell yeah you saw the show last week right three words what's going on you're gonna dress up as traffic cops you're gonna rob two trust fund kids

that i know and dislike intensely Why we can get a good price for the vehicles in asia look complete the work you'll all be well paid you're late sugar tits yep so what's going on you finally get to realize your childhood dream and dress up as a cop mr weston's research team suggests the two boys like to ride on the sonora freeway sounds manageable hey you two get going let's go tee Dog i don't know if this [ __ ] is for me homie my life's already way to [ __ ] out of control all

right look i'm a darwinist brother all right some prosper and some struggle now are you out of your goddamn mind this is your lucky break choose now are you gonna do this or have you simply found your level in life i guess we'll find out yeah i'll guess we will homie [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] i'm telling you two point seven millimeters who the [ __ ] those two players how about we see which one of you two is for real so get in your cars and let's see if they move as fast as your mom

oh the fool wants to race us we were just getting out of here anyway right [Music] [Applause] [Music] so honestly [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] nope [Music] um [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey we coming up now man beat it in a few seconds got it whatever here they come i'll tell you About that later [Applause] if you can handle it [Music] [Music] can keep with them we'll pull this off i'm on and we gotta stick with them they gotta stop sometime [Music] am i gaining on number is that they'll stop eventually

And take the heat [ __ ] finally it looks like they're slowing down it's about time oh whoa hey stay in the car there homeboy i'll deal with you later yeah [ __ ] you too you know how fast you're going see i don't know officer i uh try to keep it under the limit well You and your boys looked like you were drag racing from where we are sitting there so uh why don't you get yourself out of the car come on officer um officer entirely yes it is get on come on hands on

the car let's go come on get out of the [ __ ] car hey hey hey hey doing [ __ ] car all right we got to make sure get out of the [ __ ] car you pint-sized prick you you little [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out of Here god [Music] gentlemen i love you all oh god this is going to be fantastic one kid and two old creeps who the [ __ ] would have thought gentlemen move the vehicles hey gimme five five and five oh oh hey just kiss homie

boom dog come on man you got the [ __ ] paper abso [ __ ] lutely look you Finish the job you get the paper but the order was for five cars if i'm not mistaken that's only two just give me the [ __ ] money now oh i'm so scared i really really am but you know what i'm a payment on completion a work type of guy you don't like the job take a [ __ ] walk hey come on man hold on so what's next man well it's the z type chad mulligan lay

it on him kid mulligan's a record producer he's going through a messy divorce he's hiding his Valuable assets including the car so that makes it complicated he'll clock any ground surveillance we run all we've got to go on is that the car is in a lockup in howwick so we just go house to house not quite we have access to an lspd helicopter the computer on board can id pedestrians from a chip in their driver's license find mulligan and howick follow him to the lockup someone on the ground collects the car All right so who

does what you are not needed for this job phillips you're in the chopper clinton you're on the ground yeah i don't understand the deal between you two yeah well i don't understand the deal between you two either but you know what life it's just one long mystery buh-bye gentlemen and stay spiritual oh and michael i'll be in touch about your friend solomon all right good Put up your hands and stand where i can see you all right you got me homie all right you know how to work that face recognition [ __ ] already i'll

figure it out okay booting up you can use the sticks to move the camera zoom in and out it'll pick up pedestrians carrying the 2012 sa state license if you target them the scanner accesses the database and pulls their record Hey let's see if we can scan my buddy public exposure what's the deal franklin man [ __ ] day i got a high ass homie one time i pick a brother up with any old [ __ ] you want me to take it out on the lspd representative sitting beside me man just get the house

do what we looking for is down that way i'll follow the claw how it you heard the man wherever you want to go You arrested my african-american friend for a minor impression the lspd disgusts me but it's on me i mean there's some bad apples in the department but any accusation of a racist culture you wanna [ __ ] me you can [ __ ] the freeway we do community outreach but we have minority quotas yeah yeah yeah your nightsticks got a minority quota i should take look please we come so far in the last

two Decades for your luck you can't use this thing with one hand and fly with the other come in franklin we're in position over how wick avenue what's the name of the suspect the dude's name is chad mulligan all right chad mulligan roger that [Music] ah [Music] that's not our car owner Two guys on a rooftop going at it lady downstairs in the bikini let's see if we can check the dots wrong suspect come in franklin suspect's not in the area i repeat suspect not found in the area all right all right he might be

a couple blocks today roger that car owner is still out there look at these two going nothing like a middle-aged brute [ __ ] A dingy back jelly to prove romance ain't dead merely arrested we ain't after this one this isn't the one would you look at that couple finally some normal adjusted healthy people in this horrible town come in franklin we've got a positive id on the suspect i repeat we have visual unchad mulligan no vehicle in sight all right look cool we looking for his lockup dog all right Stay home and look out

roger that um we have lost sight of the suspect might have to send pilot boy down to throw him out hold on wait you should come out from behind that building suspects on foot okay i see the job i ain't far away suspect stopped walking appears to be accessing a small garage all right all right just sit i'm gonna get the car Hey [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] oh [ __ ] what happened hey look just stay on man and let me know where excited going south on dutch drive suspect

going west down alley toward alarancho hey where does [ __ ] ass away car going north on el rancho all units be it by we have a possible joyrider heading west on howick in a black z type hey man you get another Cops on this [ __ ] nah homie so he'd appreciate your authenticity oh okay well i [ __ ] don't w3 we have reports of dangerous driving in your sector uh what is this proper unit 3 reports are greatly exaggerated over your boy chad very nearly totaled the score oh yeah that was close

all right i see him i see him i'm moving in [Applause] frank you gotta speed this up he's getting away hey where is he man reckless driver sided crossing dorset drive just the excited near the life invader offices [Applause] he's turned into an alley off del pero near a parking garage request ground units to investigate hey buddy lower our altitude so i can See in this camera's giving me a little air sickness i get violent when i'm queasy i'm sorry i'll keep her steady near side of the garage on my left there's a man in

a car this better be you better be the guy hey that's the [ __ ] thank you trevor phillips i know you think this car might be worth something But it ain't because you ain't got no resale zip it down mine work ground unit clinton hey mike right i got that car for y'all the z type mr weston will be glad you caught us he wanted to see it before we took off we're on the way to his personal hangar at los santos international i'll tell them to expect you at the gate all right hey

i'm delivering the ride to los santos internet Hey i'm supposed to meet devon weston here mr weston's hangers up there on the left oh there she is you know this beauty was a woman i'd have to break my 20 and under rule man i'll just stick to driving all right hey tell me something you know how many of these things they made oh [ __ ] like 10 no not like 10 man exactly 10. oh wow man you one of them type of dudes huh tell you something how'd you like to Drive a car like

this one day man for real like this or this oh man right back at me homie really nice hey you know something you're not like those uh snowbird retiree pals of yours you are sharp man man i'm just looking for a paycheck for my services no no don't worry it'll come that'll come but right now it is life lesson time pal you have got to wake up to what's real in this situation bro take me right i am opportunity i'm security i'm fast cars Blow jobs i got the world on a plate those two clowns

oh man they are the worst kind of disaster that can ever come down they are a full core meltdown and you're just standing there soaking up major radiation you have got to take stock man make that call before it's too late yeah all right man i will before it's too late man yeah yeah just take any car and go [Music] What is this it's a thing you said you wanted work this is work uh-huh and who's the guy you'll see yes hi [Music] hello we're looking for mr madrazzo patricia for [ __ ] sake just

let him in right this way gentlemen Patricia get us something to drink with you quickly hey good to see you again my goal likewise it's my friend trevor uh sit down what did you tell him about me about martin madrasso martinez an old friend of mine trevor the truth martine Is a terrifying psychopath who tried to kill me exactly but some people they no longer fear me as much as they used to people who wear clothes to me my cousin you married michael well apparently he's thinking about testifying against me so i have him killed

i'm going to by you our debt was settled this is a Favor for a friend or does friendship mean nothing these days ah hello what's the deal this is him javier he's flying off the liberty city this afternoon and he's taking some files of mine innocent files that um i need back there's a gun set up in the hills I have a man watching at the airport we'll let you know and when he flies by shoot him down and get the files back a man what's up hey huh trevor come on you still want the

drink not now all right you grab a vehicle something versatile i'll handle the gun all right you need anything get me on the headset all right i see the van with the gun in It t if you could see this gun it might convince you martin madrazzo ain't someone to be messing with the fancier the gun the bigger the [ __ ] the loans and now take down the jet i don't see nothing yet i got her southwest of the city gotta shoot in front to compensate for The speed of the jet give me a

second hey see it plays coming down can you stay with it [Music] i'm plugged into the air traffic control channel keep me updated empty folky lane ain't following the road i gotta go cross country you think i can clear two lanes of traffic this is flight november niner charlie Echo our engine number two is blown brother november 9th charlie echo flying [Applause] all hydraulics lost all hydraulic systems are gone down we're not gonna make the runway ain't gonna be pretty where are you putting it down can you make the alamo c airfield okay pull it

around somewhere [Applause] gotta go over it We have no hydraulic systems no elevator control very little aileron control to make your landing strip need to ditch roger remember charlie echo if you lost your manual flight control system pull your slacks [Applause] run you better be working okay this guy is going down any minute [Applause] yeah you know what i'm good losing altitude rapidly i'm going to have to Bring it down in dirt god help us what is your stature god help us [Applause] sure thing but seriously bro coming all the way out here we gotta

get paid just do the job [Applause] [Music] uh just fine i got the files i'll take them to madrezzo and explain the human cost of this errand oh take it easy man Listen to me we'll talk about that later i want you to just drop off the files i got to get rid of this rifle then we'll talk [Music] [Applause] uh where is he ah the [ __ ] has happened why do you have his car and a piece of turd huh no wonder people are stabbing them in the Back what happened cheap bastard you

know i really don't know why you mess around with people like that mikey i mean really i don't answer [ __ ] question i asked for a fair day's pay after a fair day's work then he kind of got a little angry so i admit i kind of got a little angry did you kill him what kind of [ __ ] animal do you take Me for no i didn't kill him oh [ __ ] but i did kidnap his wife oh no oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] did you do oh

i just told you what i just did now [ __ ] ah unfortunately i think that we're gonna have to lay low for a little while well you know we discuss things with martin oh you think why don't you hop in the back all right now patricia She already called shotgun now i know a nice little place we can hang out you know it's a very relaxing little spot little getaway if you will a cabin in the woods you know what i'm saying hey molly i'm outside the studio all right go over the wall and

find the car on the lot and then what only the principal actors and stunt people are authorized to go near it so you could get in wardrobe and play the part or Try something else all right when you're out of there and clear of studio security call me no way this fruit salad has pineapple in it i don't know how many times i have to tell you i'm allergic do you understand do you understand now listen to me just get the [ __ ] out of here i'm sick of looking at your face tina [Music]

they need you on set Where the hell is brandon jesus are you gonna find him the jews didn't sign up for this guy get him out brandon doing [Music] what is going on what are you doing is this a kidnapping over creva get off the wheel i need to get the [ __ ] out of here they're coming studio security are all over you They ain't gonna be on us for long [Music] is this an abduction nah you cool no i'm not cool not at all i'm not cool not at all i mean chill out

i'm just interested in the whip [Applause] [Music] i think you underestimate the value i think you underestimating the value of this automobile are over estimating your own talent Uh i think you're underestimating when i get paid you get paid a couple million for a morning's worth [ __ ] i should sack my agent yeah [ __ ] damn what's this button do [Music] if you have the car bring it to hayes auto in south ls mr weston is marathon training but he can reconfigure his route to meet you there all right cool i got the

car no drum that's good the studio is enough of a money sink without The costs that that drama can bring what kind of shape is the car in we plan on refitting the guns to take live ammunition do the traffic spikes and ejector seat need replacing two uh both of those is going to need replacing all right good one more thing mr weston's security detail are concerned about a suspicious figure near the garage let us know if you see something [Music] [Music] all right [Music] you're developing quite the rep there slick insurance companies hate these

kinds of claims they don't like cats with the inside edge shorten them either so how'd it go smooth enough you know movie people you know what the irony is i'm a major shareholder in that same studio so we just did it's practically legal Practical oh [ __ ] look at this [ __ ] you doing it big my [ __ ] on the set lamar what the [ __ ] are you doing here oh chirped your boy trevor it's [ __ ] up when you got to get your gps location on your homeboys through a

[ __ ] speed freak true that devin weston master of the two-hour female orgasm what it is holmes lamar davies he was just leaving hey not on my account you're looking for gainful employment Homie hell yeah i'm always trying to get some [ __ ] paper just the type of guy i like to work with predictable hey we could bring your boy here in on the last part of the shipment oh yeah [ __ ] that's exactly what you could do that's exactly what he is right there exactly if you want him in then you

get him to boost the rest of the [ __ ] you got give me my money and i can go with my [ __ ] life oh no am i sensing tension here slick He's the spirit but you're the brains am i wrong i can see it look i need you on point when we move this stuff out of town yeah whatever man call me when it's done and after this make sure we got our [ __ ] check all right ciao baby this is what it is yeah whatever come here i'm going to put

you in touch with my legal counsel hey hey don't touch me homie i don't get down like that yeah let me tell you how the world works Slim every time you open your damn eyes where you at man your house is empty oh hey i had to kind of lay low for a while yeah that nice mexican we met me and t did that job for him and we fell out you got to be joking i wish i was so where you at now desert out by alamo c all right well i'll hit you if

i find anything absolutely uh oh hey Trevor's got his wife trevor's got a wife no no the mexican's wife what [ __ ] i don't know what to say about that one nothing nothing to say about that run run i'm back coming trevor bring me my coffee i'm going to cut your arm off who absolutely Hell's that your maid business partner good guy very loyal ron ron that is michael and this is patricia listen beautiful you know i'm sorry about everything that's happened and that you know i can't guarantee no harm's gonna come to you

i might have to chop you up into little pieces before spraying your pulp mess Down the drain but i really hope it doesn't come to that i appreciate your honesty you are a good man i can see that you need your eyes examined then ron you miss me yeah trevor i bit i mean how's the [ __ ] business i i tried if you're gonna give me a sob story i'm gonna rip your [ __ ] throat out and Shove a turd down the hole it's not a sob story it's just not quite come good

yet but i heard about something to do with merry weather those [ __ ] big cache of weapons they got coming in so i thought you might want to uh requisition it fans tastic let's go come in whoa no no not you sit down you're a wanted man stay low now watch her okay she's good lady let's Go ron good to meet you michael [ __ ] come on let's go ah the weapons are coming in by air we've got a plane over at the airstrip right let's go what are you going to do we're

not going to take out a private army on the ground ron we got to meet him in the air hi okay well look i knew that you were pissed after the merryweather heist giving back the hardware That was [ __ ] right right so i've been monitoring chatter tapping into merryweather networks feels good to be back in the company of a professional i gotta say i got it i was expecting something a little more impressive the late great michael townley not so late and not so great right and no longer called townley the years have

not been terribly kind what's the end game man we had a good Thing going without him if it's such a good thing where's my money huh where's my consultancy and my big fat dividend i want a franchise network ron i want sport cars merchandise i want to make gun violence and drug dependency accessible to every man and beast crop duster that's the best we can do get in touch with my mexican contact tell them we got some guns to sell I'll get you on the radio get you on the cv plane is in a holding

pattern to the west all right we're out of military airspace clear to gain altitude here we go come in light aircraft identify yourself and state your intent me i'm just a lonely guy outdusting this crap who are you what identify aircraft Divert your course and we will be forced to shoot you down shoot me down now that's not very sociable final warning divert or you will be grounded my fates in your hands what's wrong with you um this guy clear the wreckage get out of my coffin How's the man supposed to enjoy his beer and

peanuts with all these bumps merryweather cargo jet ground control please be advised of a change of destination we are now landing in mackenzie field swapping radio channels over ronnie the cargo jet is now part of the tp enterprise fleet you went to max diddle yourself hey rod so um the freaking air force are on me [ __ ] gain some altitude they might not tangle with you up there fly above them all right comply immediately maybe i'll give you 10 of what's in the hole then we're all happy so i don't think you understand the

effort i've gone to be here pal Hey you wouldn't shoot me down anyway think of the ground casualties authorization process complete clear to engagement are you reading oh your engine's gone get out of i here do anything it's going down if they gotta shoot i'll bail okay I ain't going down with this ship [Music] mr ah [ __ ] you're [ __ ] up my five oh nice place you got here oh yeah it's easy to mock isn't it huh cheap and [ __ ] easy but uh this this here is my place and my

work paid For my place all right relax i was just being sarcastic yeah well don't be all right because the world doesn't need any more sarcasm it's the blight of the age yeah i get the point you you don't get the point you're like every other [ __ ] you made a bit of money you became a turd and news for you i was always a turd no you weren't man you were something but now man you know you like this place you're a shell go [ __ ] yourself are you Some kind of pure

morally justifiable [ __ ] but because you're you're you're totally psychotic somehow it's okay i'm honest all right you're the hypocrite oh yeah you're a [ __ ] hero so far above it all oh yeah well i'm not above ripping open your [ __ ] chest to see what's replaced your heart rip it open see what's there baby cause i'm ready hello oh ladies ladies what's up [ __ ] off listen I'm sorry but we've got a problem government funding thing we need you to uh uh investigate a research lab upstate it's about terrorism the

big one nerve gas biological tear thank god i don't pay tax uh listen you'll need some fairly standard gear boat tandem rotor heavy lift helicopter truck weapons you'll have to source all of that Chopper alone will set you back a couple of mil well no worries there trevor here he just came into a lot of money is that sarcasm oh you're [ __ ] a right at sarcasm you [ __ ] a few weeks ago i was happily retired sulking by my swimming pool my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me

over mistakes i made honest mistakes i made over a decade ago we our little posse are flat [ __ ] broke But hey let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor [ __ ] chopper so i can go steal nerve gas from [ __ ] terrorists forgive me you ignorant [ __ ] but sarcasm is all i [ __ ] got sarcasm and a room full of you-cuts yes welcome back man it is the old you yeah yeah yeah well we gotta go it's been great but dave here's got a pilates

class now remember ladies you keep us way out of this thing Bye bye ah jesus [ __ ] christ all right i'll give lester a [ __ ] call he said he knew about something now you tell him that we're driving towards polito bay come on you're driving us up to the bank my i'm calling lester what now we got a funding problem so we need a job before the jewel store you talked about a score a a bank in the Sticks i need you to meet us there toledo bay right that's the one i'll

get on a bus all right lester's meeting us there don't start i won't no way good call if you're taking down a bank for a few million first thing you do is call the hospital tell them to get you a guy in a wheelchair oh this has bank you're going to be carrying that kind of change local law enforcement extort money from all the Weed farms whorehouses meth kitchens in the area they keep their cash in safe deposit boxes then there's all the normal small town payroll stuff we should do well you know i've been

thinking about you trevor your lifestyle how have you really yes i have people always try to label you you know maniac psycho friend industry leader In some ways you defy categorization but then what think about it where you live sandy shores your precious ass i'm sorry there ain't a place nearby for you to get your colonics right but why are you out here it's off the grid we're away from it all it's somewhere real and authentic this is america and real people ain't been priced out yet yeah well what if it gets gentrified Then i'll

[ __ ] move okay what about the way you dress what about it i don't give a [ __ ] what i wear no no no if you don't give a [ __ ] you wear clean clothes that fit so yours are all a little out there you know a little wacky whatever's in the shop is what i get jesus what is this it's not an absence of taste tea it's the opposite of taste You should be a stylist and then there's the tattoos the hair the weird music the funny toys the niche drugs the

everything what the [ __ ] are we talking about you are a hipster what you're a hipster i hate hipsters classic hipster denial i have [ __ ] hipsters i eat them for fun Hipsters love saying they hate hipsters well i really [ __ ] do self-hatred common hipster affliction well it'll be because i'm living out here away from the bean machines and the bankers you're gentrifying soon the skinny jeans will show up then the skinny lattes and then the bankers and you'll be somewhere else starting the cycle all over again maybe you're not a

classic garden variety hipster but You're what the hipsters aspire to be the bus stops up here all right how long does it take us to get out here from ls ah come on man knock it off what i'm gonna break your [ __ ] fingers you don't knock that [ __ ] off well please all right you alleviate the boredom ah finally hey hey hey welcome to paradise my car's this way Dry out here don't worry brother michael will take care of all your moisturizing needs shall we might as well get started drive us to

the bank i will go to the front of the bank clock the entrance if the paperwork's correct the alarm will be a relic we should be in and out before the local pd knows what's happening that's the entrance to the bank nothing Special take us around back take us around back okay [Applause] i like it the place is remote it's got the right amount of foot traffic this will do it's not ideal it's gonna cost more to break that system than the score is going to pay and then we have to find a new score

no no no this is the score right what are our options it's a dumb Idea but we could trigger the alarm see what kind of response they throw out that is a dumb idea hey you heard the man all right shoot the sucker get back in the car okay i brought my police scanner and drive over to the gas station opposite the bank and we'll monitor chatter all right [Music] security services frequency we have a code 30 atom alarm going off at blaine County savings bank all cars in the area please respond bolito cars 3

6 9 and 1 will be there in 50 seconds roger that four units backup team at station is available they've dispatched four cars in 60 seconds and more on standby and it isn't even 30 victoria shots fired oh this is a real headache what do you got on the clock 40 seconds this is toledo security any updates on the code 30 atom backup ready to mobilize this is not normal the response Is out of proportion cops in this county are dirty the alarm just went off on their piggy bank [Music] this is them what is

that a 67 second response time yeah four cars more in the wigs bad cops garden dirty money [ __ ] how many we can take this wait right here we'll see if anything about their routine suggests a weakness bolito radio this is politocar 3 we have A code 12 false alarm possibly triggered intentionally roger that we're going to set up checkpoints on the great ocean highway and the sonora freeway car to car searches and record checks checkpoints searches [ __ ] this i ain't getting caught because lester needs a wheelchair hey wheelchair or not we're

still faster than your ass i'm not gonna outrun a cop we've gotta Go we're going jesus what took you so long had to let you win set up a board over here oh michael man your blood sugars are low i'm making you some leftovers i'm fine t huh no i'm the host man you know i don't want you get hungry and moody right then you're going to be making the wrong decisions i've been making wrong decisions my whole life that's how i ended up here Here you go bon appetito jesus christ trevor what is that

what's wrong with you that's just a what an eyelid it's probably not even human unless that gas station job gentlemen some plans for your attention ah good i'm gonna stay here a minute longer than i have to so i think our little uh experiment showed that the response will be too Quick to beat and too strong to walk through that means you got to face the cops head on dirty cops the dirty cops head on head on man i don't know now you'll be prepared convoy's carrying military-grade hardware passed near here to get to fort

zancudo i propose hijacking one and using the equipment to get an edge on the locals i can get you the exact details of the shipment as Soon as we're done here anyway you won't be outside the bank too long pelito bay is well it's a bay so you're a street away from the water where franklin can be waiting in a boat to get you out of there i know none of this is ideal but it's the only way i can see of taking the score and providing for your fib pay masters fine we need personnel

just here you sure this is the That should do i'll get the equipment together michael you reach out to franklin trevor you do what you do roger that i'll call you when we're ready to move on this you want to bunk with us i mean it's going to be tight but you know me casa sukasha i i'll get a motel thanks for your show what i'll give you a ride adios amigos hey jimmy it's your dad listen if you get this can you give me a ring tell your mom too will ya And tracy please

son daddy's been a bad boy now see the way i see it this country was built by and for gasoline so i'm just trying to prove my patriotic duty by you know doing this stuff oh man it's cheap but it's good casolina no Wow sorry mrs m jesus mikey you want a beer oh [ __ ] i'm sorry i don't have any low carbs i'll [ __ ] you where'd you two go when you went out you and your boyfriend why do you care i don't care just trying to conversate well i was out putting

some people in their place ah you know there's more to this gig than Just going crazy all the time killing everyone in sight just because i like the life and you feel guilty about it doesn't make you more of a man than me and you know what deep down i know you believe the [ __ ] the picket fences the [ __ ] happy endings and your street philosopher [ __ ] that's gotten you real far oh yeah you've achieved perfect balance balance you gone man 10 years in the sun your Brain has melted you

you say words that have no meaning what is balance huh huh but i [ __ ] kill only on the weekends so monday wednesdays and fridays i'm doing yoga and meditation tuesdays and thursdays hookers and sticking up joints huh you call me mad [ __ ] compared to you i'm the sanest [ __ ] i know oh yeah insane i am so [ __ ] saying that i should open a [ __ ] mental health clinic okay yeah yeah [ __ ] now you're Gonna stop being an [ __ ] i don't know but i'll

try well that i like your honesty i uh spoke to franklin why unlike you he hears that his home is having trouble right and he has no problem coming to help so you're ensuring that we lie low out here by calling ls and inviting a known accomplice of ours to come out here what for a little visit that is so [ __ ] typical of you so typical you Don't even ask about the trouble you instantly think about yourself you're right i did do that i apologize it's not good enough i'm leaving huh i might

die i hope you're happy all right hey i'm coming with you no yes i am no if nothing else to get out of this [ __ ] dump you're not Going have fun boss make sure you don't don't stay out the lake [Music] so what is franklin doing for you anyway he's tailing some guys mikey tailing if he's backing sandy shores why didn't i hear about god damn it damn these redneck fools know we on them now that's right chop we gonna [ __ ] them up as soon as trevor get in [Music] hey man

me and chop on these pumps we're coming up to wh north of truman's all right all right the o'neill brothers are coming to us i think they was about to send one of them anti-tank rockers into your vest poochie condo but one of your roomies told them that you was gone okay so if you're on the wh that means you'll be coming through rotten canyon right [ __ ] i guess good me and mt are gonna take the company chopper meet you there Company chopper yes michael it's a tax right off frank you're still there

yeah i'm just about holding on to the road we're taking a chopper and we'll head you off deal with these business stealing pricks on the road hey dog can you like get on there because these dudes just rolling home we're five minutes out from the chopper hi elk in a row oh [ __ ] hell fire I got your back homie find him oh [ __ ] trevor man [ __ ] you there there was a d in a row man these [ __ ] crashed out they crashed are they dead no they gone they

ran into the [ __ ] woods man i need air support like right [ __ ] name don't worry incoming incoming man you're all business yeah well this is kind of important these men don't Like me and they know we're back in the sandy shore so here she is the biz helly remember she ain't mine she's the companies look why do these guys the o'neills want you dead anyway there was a deal a contract to end all contracts serious multinational stuff i was this close and they stole it off me hold up if they stole

your business why do they Want you dead wow what's with all the questions can you just take my side for once hey i'm coming along for the ride ain't i yeah but i sense your heart ain't in it yeah i'm lucky my heart ain't in a pie on your kitchen table always with the quips you're such a depressing cynic oh poor trevor i'm sorry i'm a human being with Thoughts and feelings and emotions wait a second i remember this chopper we used this to break into the iaa building you stole it from the fib not

so i took it in lieu of payment there was a rifle on board too so if your panties hey we here on the ground them here dudes in the woods that model's fitted with a thermal scope look for their heat signatures we gotta keep looking You want to show mercy to the last of these innocents higher ground mikey you find them on the hill scan right i think i see someone fine let's do this little homie fine frank we're about to get shot out of the sky here we gonna handle this man this wall is

[ __ ] cold [ __ ] phillips i'm the last of my kind don't worry last guy's done homie all right stay there we'll come down and pick you up all right now that the angry hillbillies with rockets are dead is there anyone else we should worry about trying to kill you oh sure yeah there's some bikers the chinese majorizos people but whatever don't act like you're so Popular all right back to the airfield you know the airfield's mine don't you oh yeah you can afford a runway but you can't afford to move out of

that corrugated metal death shack so how you guys doing well we're alive hey good work down there i'm the one who says thank you he was helping me thank you franklin yes cool and thank you chop hey are you gonna tell us exactly what we Were helping with i know you said these guys stole some business but that doesn't really explain why they wanted you dead ah didn't i say what happened after they stole the contract nope you didn't i went to their farm and i killed a lot of them and then i blew it

up killed a lot of them yes i think that was elwood walton and wynn who we killed just then i killed ernie Earl dale doyle daryl dalton dawn and a few other guys when i blew up the farm so maybe this is kind of revenge thing i don't know let's not forget that i'm the wrong party here yeah you are definitely the wrong party oh for sure here we go taking her down i'm going to feel good huh helping a friend in need come on chop come on oh yeah take it out some hillbilly crank

Dealers on a blood for you that's what i live for hey trail man we gonna borrow this and head back to town sure come on michael man i'll drop your ass off on the way back get in see you back to casa phillips mike yeah thanks for the warning it's it's not inappropriate it's it's another one of your [ __ ] disasters that's what it is first take a hostage against my advice And then you start some kind of crazy high school romance with her are you nuts she's she's a 60 year old housewife wow

she's 57. and she thinks that i'm mature yeah well let me tell you something 30 years of marriage to the world's angriest mob boss would make anyone insane you're not making my situation any easier oh there's a surprise i knew it would become about you i miss my family oh you're full of [ __ ] all you ever did was Ignore them and now that they're gone you miss them [ __ ] incredible i'll tell you what's incredible [ __ ] incredible your mother hey why no you got me out here you wrote me into

your crazy world of [ __ ] if it was lies new age [ __ ] and arguments about how good life used to be i could have stayed my ass in los santos hello franklin what's up all right here's the shot we're going to plato bay we're going to Do this thing any questions comments yeah i miss brad that crazy [ __ ] was with us now he would have loved this instead he's got to enjoy himself molesting white-collar criminals in a federal penitentiary thanks for sharing anybody else what about me you'll be waiting for

them by the river Handling the getaway all right now these three go in they grab the tape they rendezvous with you you get out of there is that a work for everyone great let's go let's get this done alito bay [Music] you ever hit a bank before franklin yeah i was the driver on the job my boy lamar flew guess it's the same kind of [ __ ] we Doing now right nice bro what was the take [ __ ] i don't know man i can't remember come on everyone remembers their first score oh [

__ ] not me mikey bro what was your first bank score 88 outskirts in carcer city took a small franchise for 10g yeah things were easier back then yeah 25 years ago jesus You generic goon what was your first bank score okay we're doing this uh robbie's bus don't count i guess let me think first real lick uh all right yeah armored car when we spoke down in these slaws know what i'm saying they had it coming ah how much you take 200 000 oh big dog first time out had to send most of it

Out the ladder yo repping bag was homie yeah so that was when i went independent man i hear you on that one yeah your turn to share kid i told you i don't remember the details man leave him alone trevor this is an important moment michael here we are on our way to almost certain death bonding pouring our hearts out and this guy is sitting here soaking it up and Giving nothing in return hey if he don't remember if he don't remember i'm supposed to trust this man with my life and he don't trust me

with the details of his first paint job well how about you why don't you share with the group i'm here i'll back the facts the checks cash place i went in took him for eight grand walked out yeah it was a bit more complicated than that though it wasn't a T maybe i knew the guy maybe he id'd me maybe you did six months maybe i was out in four and that children is why we don't leave witnesses that children is why you don't rob people that you know frankly share yeah come on kid it

can't be worse than trevor's all right man [ __ ] okay the score was like two stacks man 2g take home on your first gig that ain't bad man man the whole score was two stats only i didn't see none of That [ __ ] diet pack went all home money was useless then i packed it you amateur i know i shouldn't have told you [ __ ] hey franklin we all gotta start somewhere last time i'll tell your ass something now come on don't be so cold man learn to laugh at yourself you're in

danger of turning into this man oh me Yeah you wouldn't laugh wouldn't hang out all right frank we're gonna drop it when you hear it kick off get ready because we're gonna want to go asap i'm gonna get away man i'll do it all right you know where you got to be i got it damn i'll bring a die back just for you We ready for this i could use a restroom break and risk getting id'd you're an idiot i gotta go it's number two all right we all good let's hit em rolling these fools

or what this is stick up get on the ground today's going one of two ways friends everyone on the floor now you and you out from behind the counter that's it hands in the air come on then do it em keep an eye on our trusted employee okay You gotta get the crowd cops should be here soon so keep an eye out i think i've got through get the door down em have to meet this alarm guy and [ __ ] shoot him not if i get to him first yeah stay back we got hostages

tell the sheriff the 211 is confirmed we're gonna need everything we got down here sheriff's here we never could have Beaten that response there's other ways of beating it call up procedure i don't care if they surrender i'm killing me some bad guys now let the hostages go and uh we'll talk like gentlemen time to face the music sweet mother [ __ ] is and the price of gas keeps on rising Lateral damage t i got a minigun you humorless breakfast pepper teeth we are getting out on the water we're not going through this not

with 50 pounds of gear blasted take down hey frank we need another escape room can you find a vehicle something that might stand up to gunfire there's some construction around the way Well we have ruined someone's lovely home yeah the only thing your crib's missing is a pool with a burning helicopter in it keep behind the car we gotta push through this the troops are here hey through here right along they got the army on us i respect your service but can you you I'm on my way all right this is it man i ain't

dead yet i'm on my way who else will be [ __ ] this up hey you blocking the wrong road man oh hey man these guys are every [ __ ] weird how you doing that's how i'm doing listen to the shoot 10. go go go left there's another tank coming from the rain hey quite a disturbance you called me oh [ __ ] well you know me and trevor wherever we go probably that's what we're putting hey hold up uh let's go inside regroup dick you shot old man i'm grouped just fine y'all look

hot in the [ __ ] suit The platform let's go holy jesus they're all over us hold them down come on do the warehouse stay behind me kid i got the armor use me as cover frank you don't want to get out front what i'm starting to feel under dress dog foreign [Applause] you're still alive Watch the grenade the train it's our only shot you hold on i don't know where we'd be without you bro probably on our backs she just jumped the team of them outside we might be okay if we make it to

the train platform come on the platform [Music] all right hey you're a pro man as if there was ever any doubt slip out of Town and call lester when you're clear we got a break people let's catch a train let's hop the train come on here we go right here get one let's go easy easy i'm a friendly agent sanchez our very own corrupt g-man in training you got to be careful buddy all right because they are uh looking around these trains for illegals and if you're mistaken You'll be shot amigo very amusing yeah if

you're expecting them two to bring you up you're gonna be disappointed on me right back at you not the money everything we got okay here's your cut considering present scrutiny on public worker remuneration this is a big win oh yeah that's a huge [ __ ] win Monsters i'm out agent haynes will get in touch with you once operations save the worlds ago got your crew together okay [ __ ] punk all right we should probably split up they're gonna be looking for a three oh the blood we spill for the security of this country

come on franklin Man i'll holler at you home all right come on [Music] wrong with my life [Music] ah trevor about he's probably out somewhere drinking human blood or eating household pets he's not that bad really well okay he is pretty bad But he's got a sensitive side oh yes he's very sensitive he gets his feelings hurt he's devastated so what's your story i ain't got a story i'm an independent thinker living out here away from the man from what i can tell you're like a high school athlete living off old glories you used to

be able to manage heat and now you're worried if your loafers are getting Scuffed any more [ __ ] comes out of your mouth you're going to learn all about my past glories first hand you understand absolutely sir that came out wrong all wrong tell trevor the monthly train is coming through what monthly train the monthly train where have you two been getting some fresh air talking of beautiful things yes i hear stockholm syndrome is very nice this Time of year hey watch your mouth boy all right it's always been a dream of ours the

train of dreams the hell are you talking about i'm talking about gold enough to keep ron in trailers and you in therapy enough so that we can pay off that mexican and get you back in town baby yeah this better be [ __ ] good jesus [ __ ] ah Man we've talked about this hygiene thing before bro i invite you into my home this is how you repay me it's like living with a [ __ ] horny skunk be under rotten canyon bridge in a boat well stay in touch on the headsets [Music] all

right so i'm taking a car to steal a boat stick up a train and get some gold that's about the size of it make it a fast boat uh the logistical mind of trevor phillips So it's like gold bricks on board right sometimes this is a high value courier service run by merry weather oh merry weather tranquilo mike this ain't a weapons train it's goods too valuable to insure for air travel trade sometimes gold sometimes our work priceless antiquities sometimes enough for you me ron everyone fine and here she is the magical train mike oh

yeah another thing for your Shopping list we'll need some bombs okay i'll pick him up when i'm back at the trailer back in the trailer where are you we got work to do yeah yeah i know that's why i'm getting changed wow getting changed what if what have you turned into ah true i'm gonna take it hold up don't leave without me all aboard Howdy ah there's a new conductor on this train you on the water sure just caught a fish let me know when you need me got it eat it be under that [

__ ] bridge when we go past toledo station whole of merryweather's gonna be on to us train ain't stopping here under the powered through to bridge bridge [Music] [Music] How you doing i'm living the life my friend this is quite a spot you pick enjoy it now because it's about to start raining what we're after is in that orange car plant the bomb on the doors now if i was a speed-free cannibal what would i blow up a train to steal janna get your ass in there mikey i'll be as quick as i can be

i gotta run a [ __ ] operation in here Everywhere their fleets here bro get out of there come on come on come on let's get out of here whoa i got one of the bastards you want to die in a government holding facility find something and go keep me covered this takes time snipers are down so don't let that keep you now the parachute regiment turns up we can't hang around here let's move it I ain't above [ __ ] time come on all aboard come on let's go down river famine nature you're right

it's a beautiful thing nothing natural about this nada pumpkin they got guys on land hey good thing you changed clothes you couldn't have done this without that Weird vest thing [Music] we got a buzzard on our tail coming down you feeling alive juice pumping through your glands my glands are just fine without the crash of trains exploding helicopters and sinking boats come on we need to get on land pull her up down the coast Whoa man you work hard for your living boil it down for how much you think you make for senseless killing huh

couple nickels times are tough have been since we put you in the ground hey you had your savings run organized from transport for us [Applause] oh his and hers huh because of your independent spirit Hey yeah yeah hey before you go show me the loot all right it's perfect perfect for [ __ ] what for squaring things with that mexican psycho we give him this and you end your relationship with that little lady maybe we won't beat deadman in los santos i don't [ __ ] see that silicone city again it'll be too soon but

this is My job not your call to make not on your job [ __ ] things up with the mexican to begin with my job my score get your own wait you give me that case i'll give you something bigger what union depository [ __ ] off can't be done i never said impossible just very difficult verging suicidal that a line you're afraid to cross Come on t you remember the dreams a couple kids pulling jobs the big one i know it sounded crazy back then huh but hey you and me together again with lester

and franklin on board we can do this thing t this ain't no dream no more hey you keep the case [ __ ] me okay all right here Keep that silly [ __ ] thing and you can keep patricia as well all right because i respect that lady and i ain't gonna hold her back thank you just remember i'm gonna be keeping my eye on you every inch of the way all right court and if that bastard [ __ ] cheats on her one more time i don't know what i'm gonna do yeah trevor we

both know you're not the marion guy But hey it's great to be back in business huh let's bring it on i haven't heard a [ __ ] thing hey it's [ __ ] up man what's going on ladies hello trevor what kept you business michael business all right i'm the ceo of a big international corporation it's very time consuming nothing of course you'd understand being A gentleman of leisure you know you know franklin if there's one thing that you're gonna learn from being around us please [ __ ] insanity then they can't fry you if

you want something done go to the busy man this rich [ __ ] is useless hold hold on man can y'all knock this [ __ ] off oh look boys your boys it's the feds hey where's the other three What other three we told you to bring along six this is a six-man job no you didn't dave did no dave didn't you said you do it that is a freaking lie i do not get things wrong all right great then we're out of here let's go you three can do it alone and die [ __

] you you do your own dirty work hey i do my dirty work every day keeping the country safe from scum like You and you're doing a great job sir hey you want this job done then come with us huh come on come on mister leisurewear mr depressed accountant let's go save america who the [ __ ] are we saving it from this time this is the real deal my sources are convinced there's a plot in international affairs you know the agency and they're using this facility to make a serious nerve talks ah [ __

] yeah Which they plan and their mind-blowing insanity to let a major terrorist release on a metropolitan area so they can continue to get funding nothing increases funding for fighting terrorism more than successful acts of terrorism so all right so let me get this straight then no no no no no no there is no getting that straight that's the point now we're doing this you two are on getaway [ __ ] off and make it happen Michael you're with us what size flipper you wear major norton it's been a while since you were in the

field the sight of you and neoprene is something we save for our worst enemies shut up i'll be fine and you get in you're driving follow the coast to the south it's not far [Music] listen to me steve no wisecracks got it no [ __ ] cliches We're fighting for the freedom of the people today don't lecture me on patriotism you've been living outside the system too long social responsibilities a joke to you so maybe i redeem myself get killed in the process huh that old [ __ ] no one is dying on my watch

not even the burnout bank robber with temper issues and nothing to live for a hero's death is too good for you you'll die in the ignom mini you deserve This is the bay we can get in through the discharge tunnel here goes uh there'll be a great over the outlet townley you've got the cutter when we get there go to work punching through roger that ugh ugh okay Using the oxy hydro cutter on the grill that's burning at over three and a half thousand degrees yeah thanks for the science lesson can i keep this for

the next vault i hit that gas won't last forever so cut smart so you got any more little facts for me from the instruction manual now you want some intel on the equipment we sourced using your hardware funds i figured it was all gonna go on a wardrobe full of windbreakers oh and Maybe some nipple clamps so that should do it all right we go down the vent find the access point you sure this thing comes out where you think it does the intel is good we're 100 yards out ah i feel like i've given

a colonoscopy to the statue of happiness nice change from beating up trevor phillips's ass all day You feel that water's getting warmer you wet your pants davey this is a cooling tunnel of course it's getting warmer no one urinated uh i know for a fact that that ain't true the problem with this job is i only get to know the criminals who are dumb enough to get themselves caught yeah only i wasn't caught remember i turned myself in he makes a point that makes you doubly dumb This is the third turbine there's the surface we're

inside the building there's a ladder there get up it we ready i was born ready let's do that come on dave what's the plan hey hey hey we locate the toxin and action our escape strategy that's what we got great lead the way bank robber your job is to keep this covert and non-lethal as long as you can against the wall quick No wait hey give it to him townley ends where i can see him okay now hit the elevator so what exactly does a neurotoxin look like you're on a to know basis bank robber

shut it elevator coming body on board stay vigilant out out collect a swipe card Now up how you feeling about this i feel pretty damn fine yeah if only your camera crew was here round to the right come on clear let's go you see the lab gigs i don't want trouble from these two we gotta keep moving along here and to the left don't sit there bring it to them behind the wall security detail about to Make a pass team incoming make a call i dare you clear we move forward here's the card on that

swiper lap around the cage up ahead should have the secret sauce come on open the door i don't know what you think you're doing door can only be triggered internally wait someone's coming i'm on it The special agents have the door go in there and secure our nerve agent this will make me the most dangerous man in the country i'm also the most [ __ ] scared oh man thank you federal government damn it we need to get the nerve agent into a refrigeration unit warning facility has been breached facility has agency security [Music] come

on push through protect the cargo let's get moving people left we need to be gone before the whole place gets shut down along here you chose the wrong line of work [Music] two look at the guards on that one Let's go let's go a distressed signal will have been sent out expect reinforcements in my pocket and a battalion of agent in the refrigeration unit it's over in that container come on here we go get her on ice before the sell by okay steady easy does it m just as i was getting used to having the

apocalypse in my pocket there you go Phillips is on his way good get this thing ready to move i'm just a couple clicks out is the package ready package is ready get over here man i can't believe they spent the tank from the polito job on this chopper it's a flying pig rig and we need a flying big rig right now response team's already in the building it's never too late we're going let's go It's too risky bandito that bird goes down and takes out the west coast with it you know what if you're done

puking up excuses how about we come up with a solution okay okay all right yeah you go off the cover [ __ ] fine by me and the dead bodies i'm lucky i'm not one of them come on let's go oh fib special agent i got discovered detain this man [ __ ] you i should detain you i just took a phone from my country go go go hold on What happened back there where's agent haynes don't tell me we suffered casualties only self-inflicted ones [ __ ] guy shot himself so he could pass as

a double agent maybe they'll debrief him with a 12-inch aluminum flashlight took the easy way out we're the ones hoping we'll outrun the agency response team i think franklin's the one taking the easy way guys got his feet up in an aircraft hangar look let's just get to The airport so we can finish this [ __ ] when you drop us i'll take the nerve agent mr phillips can i trust you to dispose of the chopper i got more important things to worry about messing around with this stupid chopper like things that actually mean something

not made up wars with made up enemies matters of the heart is he [ __ ] with me probably not Forever you gotta [ __ ] kill us keith hey frank it's cracking man so the chemical weapon in here right if it even is a chemical weapon hell it could be shaving cream for all i know by the way next time you're getting wet oh but there won't be a next time will there davey there never is i'll do my best for you i always try yeah well maybe this time we'll get lucky maybe This

time steve will succumb to the strains of enhanced interrogation techniques interrogate him are you insane they're probably decorating him right now hey davey your boys at the agency are on to you remember uh you aunt stevie just try and keep your heads down what is putts oh [ __ ] a yes what's up man my days in the wilderness are over Lester he settled up with that crazy mexican [ __ ] gave him the artifact now as long as trevor handles the wife we're good but what about him and [ __ ] him he likes

the desert besides we do one big score we're all gonna have to go our own separate ways anyway oh man i can't wait to get back to that movie studio yo all right man well [ __ ] i'll holler at you later then all right What a [ __ ] show i'll tell you what you could take this desert and stick it my life may be a world of pain but from here on out it's going to be cool comfortable air-conditioned pain take it easy i had a wonderful time trevor but we both know i

made a vow to my husband i know you have a great pain inside you but you are a beautiful man But you are a beautiful man i've never been so happy and so sad in my life you have a beautiful way with words sorry everyone i love man i am not abandoning you i am going home you just treat you i know i know uh No stay you better train her right man i will amigo otherwise the other ear of course the way i see things you and me and michael we're friends now good friends

such good plans that we will make a great effort to avoid one another that's [ __ ] perfect thank my call for the statue it is Exquisite yeah yeah i will i miss you already [Music] what the f word are you doing here that's a funny way to greet your cousin you ain't my g damn cousin trevor i thought we was family but please just go and ruin somebody else's home furnishings who the f is that no one my sweet hey by any chance did You catch crabs at that conference i heard that those conferences

are regular little [ __ ] fest huh guy come in i'd like you to leave right now oh yeah some serious corporate gang banging going on right yeah with every executive and director of communications from here to bangalore taking it left right and center in the name of team training right i mean now that's what floyd told me yesterday is he was staring at my uh my penis i want you to leave now Look this is all i've got all right i had a tough upbringing my daddy was not nice to me okay now look

deborah i love you and i love you too floyd why can't we all just be together huh you can have mondays through thursdays you can have the weekends all right i know that's not normal but in this crazy crazy world is normal so good huh look deborah Floyd will you marry me get out of my condo and you go too boy i told you i've got a career i don't need this this this crap yes there you made me swear you're crap floyd crap you're not a man at all Bob's right about you oh who's

bob i want both of you to go now you and your weird friend whoa hey my name is trevor sweetheart i could give up [ __ ] what your [ __ ] name is i'm not afraid to use this i'm not bob taught me [ __ ] bob you people are not very [ __ ] nice oh hey there trevor [Music] hey there wade did you meet deborah oh interesting lady i should probably go say hi i wouldn't why not let's go get in the car all right let's go have the time of our lives

i know just the place i could run in and get floyd and gebra i know she seems kind of uptight because she can have fun no i don't think she can wait just go Again floyd's gonna meet us there boys trip exactly oh trevor maybe you got all over yourself you're all red you got you got garrett yeah syrup accidents we've all been there we sure have but don't take that garrett don't taste me all right just no licking okay hey you remember when we met sure Last year i had gone away to the gathering

with dainty bell and kush chronic and and you stopped in sandy shores to get lit he met a dealer and he looked after you when your friends had abandoned you that was weird weren't it the last time i saw him it was with you driving after the quarry and then they just disappeared right i mean they were gone some friends right and now cousin deborah don't want You around i mean there's a pattern here here we are what do you think so this is where floyd is going to meet us for strip club oh yeah

look at that gun like him he's a real homebuggy he loves that apartment interestingly you and me we got a new home where hey lester hey uh trevor just called about the um the big one the the ud you know anything yeah i told him we could hit it you down of course i'm down Look i'll get my research together and meet you with trevor's he's taken over the vanilla unicorn gentlemen's club all right message franklin hey before you ask the fridge is broken that's all right i've had enough of your hospitality already i have

changed my ways all right yeah i'm done with that crazy [ __ ] all right i want to square things away with merryweather make sure the agency ain't coming back after us And then do one last big score and then you get to go back with your family me i'm just gonna live here i'm gonna run this this good business showing people a good time bus brad out of prison and then you know happy so how'd you come by this place anyway about it for ages so you must know leon the old manager leon i

didn't no yeah whatever man So what's going on here what's going on is the big one a long long time ago in a faraway place there were three guys michael trevor and lester and brad i yeah sure brad was there sometimes as well maybe there were other guys though too so uh anyway we uh robbed and lied and we hurt people Pretty much lived a low-life kind of existence but always dreaming of one thing and one thing only the big one the big one the big one what is the big one the union depository around

200 million in gold bricks all taken from kindly uncle sam it will spend the rest of our lives being hunted by government Officials if we live through the attempt but but it'll be my uh our masterpiece so gentlemen let's do our civic duty and get out there and find some gainful employment this way let's go big one there's a couple of armored cars and a dry run to the depository intel suggests They'll be going down innocence boulevard in east ls at approximately 15 30. trevor and i need to map their route for a possible hijack

point so we're going to his airfield in blaine county and coming back in this chopper to intercept michael franklin all you've got to do is take the temperature at the bank see if there's anything that stands out hey we are taking the temperature yeah you know getting a feel for it security Exit routes general vibe all right that doesn't look like much man security looks light we send in a couple of sprung [ __ ] clap clap what are you talking about frank oh i see it man getting in the door is easy it's a

standard bank it's getting underground that's hard ain't that where the medals kept right now we got to stop outside the arcadia center down on alta street we can get a view of the back from there hey man you might not notice it but i Picked up a few things rolling with you i mean there's times i think i got to be the senior party in the group from the way you and trevor behave oh sorry there's history there yeah it still ain't fully been explained to me though no well remind me to go over with

you again sometime but not now look dog white again man yeah [ __ ] area ain't it man you think they put more than one [ __ ] on our national [ __ ] reserves yeah huh Maybe we really are broke trevor how are you doing well i like clockwork mikey like clockwork you mentioned a job before something i can help you with i ain't even talked to mike about it yet but he's gonna be on board he's obligated what is it ain't it obvious busting brad out of the clink How do you talk to

mike without it oh [ __ ] i was gonna pay you man when there ain't an obvious profit in something you're a hard guy to motivate i feel for you friends you're the one who keeps talking about the schedule last come on so far yeah the security is internal rather than external it's quiet enough that any disturbance is going to get picked up immediately what those two Don't know is there's a special team of cops on standby 24 7 waiting on a signal from the ud won't go out on any other call and it's never

been hit man those guys must get bored they may be cops but they work for the government there's nothing government workers love more than to accept tax dollars for doing nothing oh yeah that spying on innocent people getting paid to do nothing and spying on innocent people now who does that remind Me of anyway if you want to hit the vault in a way that people will notice the key will be to divert the security team the verdict you said they hold out for calls from the ud and that's it they do so we'd have

to hit it twice once to distract them and once to get it done you're gonna find someone willing to get caught hitting a super bank just as a distraction i was thinking michael it might appeal to his ego oh What am i saying we got the perfect guy for it come in michael we have a visual on the convoy keep with them t do whatever less needs you to do we need to stay with them and find a place to ambush what kind of ambush spot are we looking for i tend to wait in the

john catch them with their drawers down but i guess that won't work here no it um won't we're looking for somewhere with cover For us and no escape routes for them ah the same principle as a men's room yeah uh i guess what about here for the job where under one of the bridges it's on route we'll have plenty of cover it's too open there's a number of get-outs and we'd be compromised if they were driven off the road into the river we could recover the cars with the right equipment we'd haul them up the

side a central station is Monitoring the car's positions if the gps checker reads it's down there in the channel we'll have red flags all over the place fine proximity to you for extended periods of time and the same for short periods of time oh there's ways to make minutes go by foreign i've lost sight of them think they might be in the tunnel don't worry it's a Straight road they'll come out the other side now go around meet him at the other end i was hoping they'd come through here this tunnel would work for a

switch they go in you come out okay then we back out in the open now it'll have to be a quick turnaround but you can hijack the trucks in there i'm picking up the cars right on time hey it uh it looks like we're gonna need some ids to get in the building this way I'm assuming that's doable last ideas i can handle onion 86 in sight standby hey i was expecting you 30 seconds ago tell that to the traffic all right onion 86 in the building now if i remember from planning the tool store

job they're excavating the new ls metro tunnel around here and take us around the building and find the construction site roger that looking for A big [ __ ] just hold the topper here you can do that right a little longer looks steady enough on that bedrock no hints at supporting structures for the vault walls looks pretty feasible no steel supports i think i've got everything i need to make some plans so uh providing either of these ways into the bank works the armored cars are The big hole in the ground how are we gonna

get the metal out that's the 20 of 200 million dollar question if the armored cars are a viable option we'll bring out the gold and them simple you won't even have to fire a shot if everything goes to plan when does everything go to plan if it's ever going to this is the time sounds hopeful to me you got a backup plan we can modify this copper to carry the weight but we need Another one to match easy enough to get if we use it for the job would you consider taking your name off the

side you think i'm taking down the union depository in anything other than a chopper with my name on it well then you don't know me bro i thought you'd say that we got two ideas it's going to take a while to get them together or work them up but i think there's a way it's not impossible All right i'll start thinking about the breakout too bradley snyder he's getting bored talk to michael okay goodbye hey man [ __ ] what do you want i'm your friend i don't want anything man come on your company's good

enough huh same as always yeah thanks i really appreciate that so family ain't back yet Huh nope oh she's a goddamn fool man despite all the chaos of these last few weeks i think i've finally figured it out i don't know sounds ridiculous mom actually it does not sound ridiculous you know because you you're a killer you know you are a man of action you do not sit on couches you take Scores you're back man we are back all right all we gotta go do is bust out brad and then we're golden man franklin he

makes us multicultural lester makes it cyber we're like modern america we just get ourselves a gay friend bam no that's not it i got money it just makes you miserable i want to make movies great it's great And uh so where exactly does this leave me in the second act of your life we're gonna do this last big job and then we're gonna dissolve the partnership this is not a game to me all right this is a [ __ ] way of life i got a [ __ ] family yeah well i got nothing no

one gives a [ __ ] about me i do oh [ __ ] you I saw your grave i mourned you and then it turns out that everything i [ __ ] thought about you was wrong everything you're not dead and you're not a man well what the [ __ ] are you i'm your [ __ ] nightmare enough with your goddamn threats i mean let me just ask you something all right something i've been thinking about up in north yankton Exactly who was buried in your place i never gave it any thought you know

what i'm thinking i had no clue you treacherous piece of [ __ ] you're [ __ ] dead you're [ __ ] dead oh [ __ ] trevor hey [Music] [ __ ] you hey come on where you going you know where i'm going [ __ ] you you don't need to go all the way to north gangplan To find out what i can tell you over a couple beers back in my house come on we'll order pizza [ __ ] you [ __ ] your pizza [ __ ] everything it stands this is insanity

oh no no it's clear and reason thought finally come on come back we'll talk i'm not gonna listen to another one of your lies hey i'll lay it all out for you everything turn around i'm going up there to see it for myself you'll be Disappointed it'll be an anti-climax the graves empty just a bag of sand something like that just smoke and mirrors how do you do it the game is up i'm trying to save you a trip you've done me enough favors buddy all right save your [ __ ] breath trevor come on

[ __ ] you michael soon enough i will who you got in here huh as if i need to ask Hey you're wasting your time is that why you flew out here huh tell me i'm wasting my time go ahead dig it up i don't give a [ __ ] that's what you look like the guy who doesn't give a [ __ ] that's ridiculous how long are you gonna keep lying for mikey huh when's it gonna stop what happens in the dark comes out in the light i'll give it a rest trevor There's nothing

there this is it moment of truth ah oh what if i didn't know brad look we do what we got to do to survive this thing it didn't work out the way it was supposed to oh how was that huh with brad in the can and me in the Ground or or or both of us in the coffin brad got shot you saw it he didn't make it i got shot i did that's that's it i think the only thing that didn't go as planned was me showing up on your doorstep 10 years later mikey

i mourned you and i missed you but i got a [ __ ] family trevor we were all gonna die he did die You reptilian [ __ ] i didn't want it to come to this yes you did you just don't have the [ __ ] balls to do it but i do i got more to lose than you never a truer word has been spoken brother now pull the [ __ ] trigger you ain't got the guts take the [ __ ] shot who is that [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __

] John phillips mr cho has requested an award hey ho ho i'm not the guy you're looking for hey how's it going get the boyfriend boyfriend [ __ ] so who are your pals we could have teamed up [Music] [Music] more vans of course ah you want a boyfriend huh You're making a mistake i ain't got anything against you you're way off [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] how many guys you send up here you should have gone after the other guys me and trevor we ain't friends no more how many

they got in this van if you were local you'd know the train comes by right now trevor [ __ ] you got nowhere to go boyfriend all right all right get out the [ __ ] car [Music] trevor phillips industries mr phillips this is which yeah the x nut backed out of a contract we agreed on how is he still learning the ropes thank you my friends miss you in north yangton i was hoping we could talk was that your people ah of course so i Had to cut out your operation causes problem for me

i want to expand into blaine county but your business and your temperament prevent me from making inroads oh wow too bad i don't know what you can do about that i've already done something we have your lover whoa whoa whoa whoa my lover michael de santa you live in your trailer together with the maid and then you were along in that Big house well you are clearly very close you know how much will you give up for his safety my lover yeah right it's a tough break i'd never want to double-cross a friend and put

him in danger but you got to do what you got to do my business ain't going anywhere i'm serious about this he will die tell him i love him dearly Mark davis what's up i'm part of the team that's what's up team i don't do teams uh devin weston's car stealing team the one frank's running oh oh yeah that one hey look i boosted the ride i'm about to meet your boy franklin and i need your ass to pick up the packer meet us outside the garage and we taking these [ __ ] up the

polito bay all right buddy fine that's a long trip [ __ ] [Music] every time [Applause] [Music] oh my god let's get that [ __ ] cracking [ __ ] he over at the usual place [Music] the boost home how'd it go any problems you know me huh yeah you know you fool so what you think smooth or silk i'm thinking where the Blood stains and the bullet holes and [ __ ] man what you [ __ ] with this ride for so tell me what happened i saw the ride i took the ride no

drama no security i'm saying who the [ __ ] is this gangly [ __ ] doing in my car that's worrying man that's some shady ass [ __ ] man chill be careful line it up on the truck there she is homie we straight the boss Man's happy then we'll get moving and this old busta ass [ __ ] ain't no ball enough [ __ ] get your ass in the truck let's go sonora freeway has paletto bay that's paletto bay so uh tell me man y'all into me michael introduced us me and frank didn't

exactly travel in similar circles nah i mean the creeper oh [ __ ] what's happening wake up you dozy [ __ ] one time was on the Ride what you gonna do oh fearless leader okay [ __ ] i got an idea keep driving i'm gonna take the trick down jb 700 and get rid of the tail man molly said there'd be some hardware on board [ __ ] we'll see hey take this headset [Music] [Applause] you were transporting stolen cars [Applause] [Music] it looks like it done [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [ __

] this [Applause] [Applause] [Music] Those vehicles are stolen oh ain't nobody telling you sure [Applause] [ __ ] [Applause] [Music] [Music] so this buck wasn't here before [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] mr clinton where are you we're coming up to goh man the cops was all over us they slowed us down son that's not surprising the insurance companies have been pressurizing them to find you since the studio break-in you knew that be heat man you could have told us don't get emotional we're waiting at procopio truck stop be here soon the lawyer checks up at

the procopio truck stop [Music] um hey i'm gonna speak to the legal counsel one get us paid yeah i heard about that ceo pay [ __ ] just make sure it's fair salary for the workforce [ __ ] hello franklin yeah we're definitely somewhere meditating or ripping somebody off in light of the drama your efforts caused we felt it was not perhaps the best idea for you two to be seen Together for a while where's the mon mr weston is one of the most brilliant investors the world has ever known he's obviously a maverick but

he's also rigorous in his research yeah he may be brilliant look let me be the first to tell you he ain't gonna fall in love with your ass now where the [ __ ] is my money the best thing that could have happened to you in the situation has happened he is going to hold your money invested in His alpha fund and make the funds available to you at a time as the transfer will not induce any undue attention which is a polite way of saying i'm getting robbed are you [ __ ] kidding me

that is the short-sighted and frankly immature way of seeing things mr clinton let's go our booth's cars and pop [ __ ] maturity is not really my [ __ ] thing [Music] [Music] shut the [ __ ] up thank you oh my n word what's up homie huh oh i'm gonna put you in the [ __ ] ground you laugh at me again man calm damn i have met a lot of [ __ ] in my life but you oh you're not long for this world if this is the way you [ __ ] act

You little jumped up [ __ ] look how about this man calm down it was funny at first man i made a mistake unfortunately man you failed it was fun all right i apologize i accept your apology okay all right so Let's hug it out right yours [ __ ] gotcha oh [ __ ] no i'm not funny [ __ ] [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i got a difficult childhood damn man you all right i'm just [ __ ] on edge you know Look i love you right but i would have i

would have checked the [ __ ] look man lester said you had some information for us about michael michael [ __ ] michael i hope he's dead man i know y'all too man come on man you two had beef before but what the [ __ ] happened in north yangton somebody pinched him man who my friend ron met these chinese [ __ ] they're from yangshan and china we had some problems They mistakenly thought michael was a human being and kidnapped him yeah and now it looks like they hold him somewhere in the city yes

come on bro well go [ __ ] yourself you want that piece of [ __ ] that's your [ __ ] business all right he's dead to me all right and chances are if and when i see him he's going to be dead to everyone else as well hey come on bro don't do that You're pushing your luck pal what was that what what was that nothing ah everybody [ __ ] hey it's me what did trevor say man michael's being held by a chinese crew because of trev the irony isn't lost i'm sending you

an app for your phone but michael cell just came back online this will track its signal it'll work better The closer you get be careful sure i told you he ain't my gila don't try to persuade me you're not lovers he's laughing at you you [ __ ] idiot you're making a mistake it costs a lot of money to track you down i'd record every favor i put in the midwest and then you kill several good men good day huh good day good [ __ ] day to you killer phillips isn't coming oh hey hey

this is a big [ __ ] mistake [Applause] seriously [Applause] [Music] [Music] hey he's in this somewhere how you get in foreign you looking for someone oh you got an all-white dude that don't belong to Michael ain't paying no risk there's more guys coming from down there throw me a gun now you strap man yeah it turns out they really want trevor dead can you get yourself down clear the corridor then we'll get out of here don't need to tell me twice oh [ __ ] Get up go [Music] we going out this way hey

this way come on woman juice we're gonna go now back off man let us go that's gotta be all local we should go man come on come on let's go this is my rescue mission dog we're going i just wanna get home i'm gonna get you Hey hey [ __ ] yo [ __ ] they're coming after us i'll lose them okay play you see them back up you [ __ ] [ __ ] give me another minute dog shake these dudes [Music] [Music] back off [ __ ] turn around you pricks You gonna lose

them dog [Music] just let us go what's it do [Music] go [ __ ] with trevor phillips give me another minute dog i'll shake these dudes [Applause] that hit will be clear yeah man we clear oh me man what a scene that was that's about the size of his [ __ ] yeah back there on that meat hook i thought It was over when the dude had the knife on me man i thought the same thing frank thank you bro you didn't have to yeah bro of course i didn't if this [ __ ] means

anything [ __ ] the second i knew hey how'd you even find me let's just send me this out that track your sales city how'd you even know i got snatched up trevor kinder i asked him what he knew about you Disappearing in north yangon yeah i bet he wasn't that forthcoming was he well he told me in the end how'd they pinch you anyway oh [ __ ] we're up there and trevor freaks the [ __ ] out he was about to kill me franklin and then these chinese guys show up they take me

he [ __ ] up for real too real okay well if you don't want to talk about that how about devin west west What about it we delivered the last of them cards only he ain't paid us yet says he gonna invest the [ __ ] money well he's a clever guy you know that might not be such a bad idea are you [ __ ] serious look franklin you're gonna get your money okay from the sounds of it you'll even get some interest too and i got this other deal down at the film studio

so we got to wait for That to play out before i got any leverage over your deal for real had my feet chained to her meat hook for the last few hours give me some time i'll figure it out i promise yeah whatever [Music] [Music] look at this hey all right then i'll see you hey Sure you don't want to come in what your big empty ass house dog i'm depressed enough already all right well listen thanks look man before you go what the [ __ ] happened up there i said trevor went crazy tried

to kill me i got jumped by the chinese man before all that i'm talking about the phase trap this guy brad man i know what you meant all right look i made a judgment call I don't know if it's the right one i did what i thought i had to do i had a young family franklin i was running with a crew of crazy [ __ ] with nothing to lose i saw it out a future for me for my family i took it you took it man you burned every [ __ ] you've ever

known it was that or die look i know it sounds cold i don't expect you to understand it not yet but You will when you got tires of your own look you wake up one day and and your legs they just give you just can't run anymore all right man look you watch your back all right when trevor finds out you're still alive i don't know what the [ __ ] he gonna do don't worry about trevor he's not gonna get near me hey You watch your back you hear me dog it ain't me he

coming for we straight it's you dawg it's you i'm just saying set some fat [ __ ] old jackass on me please big man we had a deal we had paperwork [ __ ] off johnny hey you're a couple real badasses put a beat down on an old man yeah we don't take that we Have a deal with them just about please get those millennial ass wipes no [ __ ] what hey here's an old man who might hit back i thought you were a tough guy i told you to stay away i'm only a

paraplegic but you can't feel anything ah yeah you're throwing me softballs a rum runner but uh speaking of accidents those guys Had one oh if only we'd met 20 years ago michael maybe i wouldn't be in this mess yeah you and me both brother look it's a pain i know but could you come by the studio now i got something i'd like to show you yeah of course i'll be right over coming come in thank you thank you thank you yeah it turns out maybe i'm cut out for the movie business after all huh my

friend You're a sentimental thug with zero artistic training and nothing interesting to say i would say you're overqualified anyway shut up and take a look at that oh oh [ __ ] eh feels good doesn't it feels like i've finally done something with my life actually done something A movie welcome to show business nothing but make-believe will ever feel quite real again all right michael come on let me show you some rushes i think you're gonna love it but it'd be great to hear your notes hey baby i just wanted to tell you i'm finally

doing something with my life i'm making a movie a real one call me What's going on oh just enjoying a little labor dispute see we're about to do something really really bad so i need to present myself as a proper textile magnet so you stop making anything nothing looks more suspicious in america than someone who's actually prepared to make something jesus what about you Ah pocket trevor we're having some problems brad yeah what else that's anyway the union depository is on hold for now can't do it without him especially now that he knows thank god

you guys are here you alone davey where's your boyfriend steve he's on his way up yeah they're up here listen The shit's about to hit the fan our entire lives together has been nothing but a series of fans and shits sort this problem out for me and i will get mr leisure wear off your back and if we don't then i will go to jail and you will get shot [ __ ] you dave i've heard it all before not like this you haven't has he briefed you oh why yes he has he told us

that if we do what you say then together we can take down the big bad wolf that is Government corruption yeah and if you don't we're all gonna fry because the agency's onto us i've even got some fools in our own bureau that are questioning my methods i think i'm a liar a cheater some kind of a killer and a thief so so there's some uh Evidence and i need you guys to find out what they know all right so what you want lester here to hack into the system wipe it all clean no no

no that will not work the only way to access it is through your buildings [ __ ] me michael you'd be doing me a very big favor and if you do this i will make sure that all your files are deleted i promise you hey It's the last thing we do and we're done period of course i'm a man of my word dave let's go come on lester let's go good luck gentlemen take us to the bureau parking garage entrance so you got any idea how we'll do this scope it out but not really but

i thought we'd start by finding a way into the building we're going in through the Parking lot no no no we're waiting for someone to come out of it a janitor all right and how's that gonna get us in well the janitors are all on temp contracts they get replaced when their backs go or they ask for a day off so we find one of these guys we turn him and that's our end okay they're a particular guy i'm in the temp company's database right now found a guy about to clock off i got the

file Harvey molina license plate 83qsl722 follow him see what we think sounds good here we are let's wait for him there she is stay behind him but don't let him see you this much distance is a little reckless for my taste crows in [Music] hey you mind put away the smartphone or pad or whatever the hell that is for a minute no surfing while i'm trying to Tail this guy it's work related yeah well i'd prefer all hands on deck right now if it's okay with you guys you're worse than my son you want to

break into the fib's west coast headquarters you're gonna need more than a janitor's license plate number and let me work on some angles while you uh keep this car behind that one in between these white lines that's it i mean other than a few missing expletives in terms of racial abuse that was my son in spades Hey there i'm hoping it's gonna be a nice weekend i'm hitting the beach i just spoke with agent haynes we've got the budget to pull this off good come on what do we do when he gets home what do

we need from him we need cooperation and maybe his overalls and an id and if he don't cooperate you know what it's like to clean up [ __ ] for steve haynes he'll cooperate [Music] Y'all look at that thing hmm [Music] yes i'm still on my way there hello he's pulling up park down the block hey marilyn how's that cable connection coming along fine fine sorry look um i'm busy only once you need something [Music] How you doing hey you know mel's having a party later i'll remember hola you got another one of those harvey

who are you a guy with your best interests at heart fill your pockets with money and all you got to do is take a little vacation hey i work two jobs man take any break i can get yeah hey you want the beer i'll just take the overalls on your id what's in there oh and harvey I probably don't need to say this but you don't play ball i'll be forced to do something i really don't want to do enjoy your beer hey successful oh yeah we gotta go back to my office [Music] that was

easy guess you were right steve haynes is a shitty boss hey i called frank while you were in there he's Coming to meet us yeah what do we need him for grunt work information gathering what information the plans to the office there aren't any digital copies or if there are i'm not clever enough to find them the architect is ls based so i thought frank could talen take a hard copy sounds complicated you sure you need these plans yeah i do if i'm gonna find a way to bypass a couple of hundred million dollars worth

of government security Millions they blew that much government contracts license to steal wow we are in the wrong business ah he's already here hey what's the problem dawg steve [ __ ] hands of course it's steve [ __ ] hang it's always steve haynes that is not strictly true it's either steve haynes or it's trevor it's his family it's always one of them yeah that's true it is always one of them battle [ __ ] with a horrible family and Even worse friends i told you franklin i ain't a good role model whatever dog it's

either this or dealing dime bags the bullets come cracking at your ass either way yeah thanks we need to find out something about this fib building a weakness or a way in next time i meet a morally destitute totally delusional highly corrupt government agent i hope he's a nice one man i'm not going in that [ __ ] by myself no no no nobody Is going in we need to do some recon we need a little more information she i need the architectural plans but they're not online anywhere so i'm going to need paper copies

now the architect's name is chip peterson this was his first big commission and the office is down in backlot city all right franklin you go tell him for a little while and then we'll talk all right dog i got you Try not to hurt yourself yeah good good um [Music] an exercise hey i'm sorry i spiked you okay i just i get so mad and i can't control things and then you know [ __ ] just falls on top of me my life sucks right now and i don't know what to do except i want

to say i love you and hug it out but all that wimpy [ __ ] is just Well i'd say gay but i have some friends who are gay so that's not cool anymore and the ones that i don't really like it's not because they're gay so lame all right you are just a lame and angry psycho sometimes you do bad [ __ ] and things i don't know if i love you and i'm pretty sure i hate you a little bit but i'm just so [ __ ] upset that we can't even see each

other and you're just a drunk lame dad You know what that might just be the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me so will you buy me a car what i mean not in this so will you buy me a car kind of way in a completely off topic can you buy me a car i mean firstly i'm of a fat [ __ ] that you ruined and and secondly i will get a job and i will stop smoking pie in that sort of way Okay i love you too son now go get a job

because i don't have the money to buy you a car besides which way i'm probably gonna be dead in a couple weeks anyway please don't die okay yeah it's great catching up with you two dad Yeah hey how's your mother oh she's great no she's not she's bored i mean all this mesmerizing tantric sex she's been having with a much younger better built caring and compassionate man is great and all but what's she gonna do for the other six hours of the day what the [ __ ] i'm just winding you up you miserable bastard

she's mad at you She's scared that you're gonna die and she wants you to go over there and prove that you give a [ __ ] all right all right all right i could take a [ __ ] hint let's go we'll get tracy on the way tracy on the other hand she's a star sort of mom said she was at bean machine how so What's been happening you know [ __ ] gosh today be the day you take off from being a psycho no i don't know well what's been happening with you uh thanks

it's been it's oh okay here they are oh caffeine come on Your colon has been sluggish for weeks a little bit less lifestyle guru and a little bit more boy toy please excuse me i'm trying to write a screenshot shush woman hey amanda fabian michael hi mom hi jimmy this is too a picture of holistic well-being i don't think hey maybe they [ __ ] once a year between them oh that's my son amanda come i have a new unicode on hold you must pay for it hey hey buddy i'm gonna ask politely That you

show my wife a little respect red meat has been blocking your cheese as well as your digestive tract ain't even gonna go there i'm gonna ask you one time nicely michael just hit him please shush woman anything for you sweetheart what i had some really good work there you dick there's a lot more where that came from holmes Is he alive yeah he's fine listen amanda i wanted it i'm meaning to say i just what he's trying to say mom is that he is a pathetic old drunken mess and he needs you and you could

do a lot better than a prima donna yoga instructor with an anal fixation someone [ __ ] i guess we could try All i'm asking for is a shot neutral ground dr friedlander's office it's perfect all of us i'll pick up tracy and bring her there meet you fine all right you come on get up you idiot yoga no no yoga all right you know where your sister is right yep Let's go wait wait wait but what about that sugar caffeine and emulsified pig fat flavored beverage i want another time oh come on i won't

want to later i think tracy's over at the tattoo wow what tracy's getting another tattoo no oh god no that laszlo guy's there laszlo that [ __ ] what's he want it's tracy that wants something she wants to get back on famer shame after you and uncle t cutter Cameo well maybe we gotta help her out maybe we oughta hey let me ask you back there with your mom that went okay didn't it anything that ends with fabian's first eardrum is more than okay with me yeah i mean with me me and your mom i

think it's an important first step in like the direction of okay if you know what i mean i think they're in here Oh sure looking for something hip that you know says i'm capable of violence but i'm awesome in the sack so listen babe if you want to make it in vinewood you got to do whatever it takes even if whatever it takes is a depressed borderline alcoholic who hosts the third most popular talent show amongst the 40 year old female demographic so you'll let me on the show if i blow you Yes and if

you could wear some black lipstick the little guy loves the goth vibe oh whoa laszlo dude that was entirely out of context bro jim you find the egg slinger sit on him laszlo here's gonna have a little cosmetic work done no please stay put you lame ass mark sure kid what just not my junk okay ow are you popping a [ __ ] tent over here You [ __ ] psycho ah you made me a pouty [ __ ] hipster ow oh that looks purty here let's get rid of this oh my god papa bear

what's daddy number two gonna think about this yeah let's not get him involved let's do i always thought [ __ ] stamps could be Classy this is gonna make my man tits look enormous should i draw his three pubic hairs there we go oh nice you got like a camera phone or a mirror oh yeah i'll get you a mirror smash you over the head with it too fast snip snip oh this is a real one-stop shop what are you doing Oh no that's my it's my signature my ponytail now i gotta get extensions no

what you gotta get is my daughter whatever she wants yeah without sucking on your piddle stick look okay guys that was a joke i'm a clown i'm a sad lonely little club you're gonna put her on your show and you're gonna make sure she looks good look okay i got a lot of juice in this town but i mean i'm not a miracle just do it Yeah all right all right trace let's go we're gonna get to the therapist what so i'll like call you or something okay bye whatever a family that needs therapy my

ponytail how do i look it's not good is it who knew you could use a tattoo gun it's One of those skills you pick up in prison you know inking your name on your celly's ass ew are you serious come on no not quite [Music] not to be difficult but your therapist hasn't exactly been transformational to your mental health so i don't know why he'd be better positioned to help more dysfunctional hey this was your mother's Idea well i guess it means yoga pop now he beats yoga literally like fabian around the head with the

laptop oh yeah like our old man released the dude's inner tranquility all over the beach all over the beam i'm sorry there was me thinking that you might have grown in our time apart to be honest and i know it's karmically bad but yeah i [ __ ] hate that dude yeah i know right Show up his own ass you're a [ __ ] contortionist whoopee i contort my junk all day long and i don't have to all superior about it i'm still a little ashamed and intimate overshare hey guy was talking smack to your

mother well i applaud you here here you're like finally like using your powers of selfishness and rage for like good not an objective universal good but like a subjective what's in our best Interest kind of good [ __ ] yeah awesome let's rob somebody do it dad yeah dude enough okay i love that we're getting along but knock it off yeah don't like actually rob a liquor store that might like kill the mood [ __ ] you hey hey [ __ ] therapy let's do that [ __ ] hey how about you just let your

mom and me talk okay Michael kids let's go inside okay what's wrong with you amanda hello good to see you again michael i'm so glad isn't this great fantastic michael i'm positive i am being positive this is me being positive give it up michael the sarcasm it's one of the reasons i moved out it's beneath you no it's not amanda trust me Nothing's beneath me no normally there's a [ __ ] beneath you you know for someone who spends every waking moment working on themselves inside and out i gotta tell you the progress has been

really [ __ ] slow how would you know what progress is like you stupid murdering [ __ ] uh gee because all you do is whine at me oh all i do is whine michael could you please stop murdering people michael Could you please stop endangering me and the both of your children you kill people and then you sit in the sun and drink and feel guilty about it that is not work i don't see you complaining on the way to the [ __ ] bank [Music] let's face it amanda we're trailer trash you and

me we were taught to do this get a center michael you have no center How about you suck my [ __ ] no wait we'll both get a center before that ever happens you are such a [ __ ] animal a deranged you're [ __ ] ain't right i'm deranged how could i not be i should have had you locked up years ago you stupid oh [ __ ] do it i'll put you in the [ __ ] ground with the rest of them and that's really all the time we have Oh great i think

we made some real progress there oh uh michael i hope this goes without saying but family work is a little more expensive what double squared of course take care now hey so you gotta come home with me or what Guess we'll give it a try all right then kids [Music] are you gonna take us home then [Music] you know there was a moment there i thought what i don't know like maybe we still had a ways to go you know like maybe we need more time time for what time to move beyond screaming at each

Other that was cathartic catharsis all over my face oh i got a warm fuzzy feeling probably just the meds you rated okay cathartic all right i just don't want it to be more of the same now you're the one making the demands no no no not demands i'm saying you're right something was broke and we got to work at fixing it we do all of us yes mom for real peeps cause i started to understand something In there no one else gets this family not dr friedlander or my yoga teacher or our tennis coach or

the juice guy or the dog walker hey hey or jimmy's third grade teacher or the trash guy or dad's optologist or the guy that thinks he's jesus on vaspucci beach or the hippie bomb who thinks the world is ending we're i mean how do you explain faking our Deaths changing our names all the lying to the fib that monster trevor there's no explaining uncle t hey is he coming to the next therapy session what no jeez just one thing michael don't get us killed and don't get killed can you do that kids rooms if you

find dead bodies cheap women or trevor phillips we're checking Into the rockford hills hotel hey mike it's franklin man i'm following the architect all right don't [ __ ] it up all right [Music] hey stupid you can't be on here without a hat yeah thanks a lot site inspection architect on site anything we need to be worried about the only thing we're worried about is you changing the plans again there's always Scope for improvement always is those idiots drilled the new caissons on the west side you're kidding me the bedrock ends there we need caissons

on the east side ah no drama it's a government contract we'll be paid until completion i ain't taking a fall for this screw-up it's a government contract no one's taking a fall except the government [Music] oh look it's the great rt study them and Study them hard i was gonna wipe my ass on them that's the engineer's plans mine you treat like a religious text remember yeah that's it hey excuse me you're not meant to be here construction site we are airborne [Applause] oh god ah it's cracking hey you got him of course i do

home Here thank you so all good sure homie so is this [ __ ] for real we just gonna rob the fib and be allowed to walk by your boys like that yeah i don't [ __ ] know probably not all right lester what do you got uh i don't quite know yet give me a minute i'm not a [ __ ] computer oh oh oh maybe i am Here's what i think we have two options the new security software goes into containment mode in case of emergency you know uh earthquakes mudslides acts of god

so we could plant some fire bombs they go bang the emergency call goes out we hijack it show up as firemen and then we grab the containment drive or we could hack the system on site we'll go in by uh by air Hope we don't run into too much physical resistance sounds relaxing either bombing our office ran by division of corrupt government psychos or defeating one of the world's most complex security system using our worthless ass ninja skills huh yeah eeny meeny miny moe if you favor the firebomb containment drive option you'll go in with

that janitor's id you picked up It'll be at night when most of the workers are off you mop the place and plant the bombs where we need them seriously i got a mop yeah yeah you really do they'll clock you on the cameras if you're play acting you also need a fire truck to show up in when the bombs go off and a getaway car stashed in a quiet place near the bureau so you could torch the truck and get out the car doesn't have to be anything Special there shouldn't be any heat and what

about the other way with the uh ninja skills now you choose that route you won't be using the janitor's gear but we had to cover all the bases that your fib paymasters will have to provide you with a chopper and a pilot now you fly way up above the building parachute in and gain access to the roof here now you'll need to be armed to the teeth mind you just in case the uh [ __ ] goes down mopping or parachuting Wow you're making this choice really difficult the hanes has given us the leftover money

from the polito job to pull this mission and the crew will be what and we have a winner i'll make the arrangements and call you when we're ready all right [ __ ] here you know um i'm still looking into that union depository gig It's real interesting but i don't know if we can do it without you know who ah well as long as he can't do it without us okay hello hello good to see you slick devin the hell are you doing here it's over michael you're doing good kid you kept this [ __

] up long enough to help me trigger a fantastic insurance payout When the plug is pulled i love you you're you're like my spirit brother now we're solomon he's out getting the negatives of film whatever the [ __ ] it is the last dinosaur in town is about to get fossilized what are you talking about look the movie's nearly done so if the plug's pulled now the investors meaning us get a massive insurance payout meanwhile i can use that to get the other major shareholder the old bastards Idiot son to agree to tear this relic

down and let me redevelop the area for condos and in this economy the city's going to let me build tax-free i might even get some rebates it is a brilliant thing and it is all thanks to you and molly's eye for the details of the insurance policy michael they're [ __ ] us the suits and they don't even wear suits wolves and turds clothing try not to take it too badly mr richards were you ever a human Being look people used to like films now they're like what videoing themselves beating off on their eye fruit

phones don't blame me i'm a very spiritual person i feel badly about this but evolution is evolution gentlemen molly namaste can i take the film now mr richards my plane leaves in 25 minutes can't we do something at least let me finish the picture then close the place down i'm Afraid our timetable doesn't allow for that goodbye mr richards where the hell is she going with that movie she is taking the only copy offshore somewhere nice and discreet analog good it's certainly got its complications michael can you do something no he can't do anything pal

it's an inevitability my wife got screwed by a yogi and now i'm getting screwed by a yogi [ __ ] that i'm a producer nobody [ __ ] With my film get to the airport talk to her that's it [Applause] slow it down slick you're not thinking hey i'm a producer i'm producing the goods don't do this slick think she's got a police escort she's on the way to my personal hangar security at the airport worked for me i just want to get the film back before she does anything molly's highly strung she's not gonna

Stop and talk it out with a deranged killer chasing after her that ain't who i am today look i don't want to hurt anyone i just want to get my movie slow down and use your brain fun time is over [Applause] [Music] what's she up to [Music] there is no need to panic [Applause] [Music] there is no need to drive erratically please calm down wow say it like it is pal she's totally flipped [Applause] you wanna take a plate full of tourists with you pull it over already [Applause] [Music] he wants to kill me he

wants to kill me oh lady molly molly he kills people help me out of my way oh stop look out [Music] international airport target so Hey how you doing ah pretty good under the circumstances about to knock off a federal government building well meanwhile my psychotic former bff is trying to figure out a way to kill me but hey the meds are kicking in life's good well exactly franklin got us what we need put those on Then one then head in there and uh rig up a slightly more sophisticated fire trap than we've got here

so i'm guessing drapes and senate candle aren't going to do the trick huh no no no no you'll have incendiaries and a remote device now they need to be strategically placed so we can ensure that we still have access to the server and that the structure maintains its integrity Now once you get out trigger the bombs meet up with franklin and the crew and we'll intercept the emergency call and you all go in his firemen got it yeah i got it sounds a little idiotic well under the circumstances it was the best i could do

and if you remember you were the one who chose to do it like this oh come on but you know trevor has a point about You you whine too much yeah [ __ ] you oh don't even try it don't worry [Music] uh mike you ready for me at the bureau yeah it's almost that time frank link up with mota and welsh get the fire truck and be ready to go as soon as i say so [ __ ] we'll be good to go me and gus will at least you i don't know dog [Music]

Oh you knew just go through the turn style yeah they keep changing the contractors yeah because guys like me keep losing their jobs and agreeing to do this for less all right head up oh [Music] [Music] [Music] oh [ __ ] [Music] Uh there you go [Music] wow [Music] uh dirty looks like i mop a pill forever crap [Music] god in case you needed proof coffee was a Diuretic [Music] another janitor whose last one a heart attack or a budget cut when are you going to get out of here when i log my ot for

the week yeah it's not about being effective it's about hey don't work so hard we're all leaving in a minute hey charge is set i'm out of the building hey dawg we're right around the corner We got your gear in here with us sits in motion people we ready to build y'all ready for this in and out homes let's do it all right trigger the fire bombs frank i'll get my turnout gear on [Music] whoa all right we're first response let's go [Applause] so let's hijack the emergency signal right yep we'll be the only idiots

Running into that burning mess so don't worry [Applause] hold it up there by the curb all right let's get in there don't worry come on let's go all right lester says these elevators should still be fine was he on that industrial strip painkillers all that loose natori weed at the time yeah probably a little bit of both Cool dog thanks for clearing that [ __ ] up we gotta go across take the stairs to the top floor all right we're going across to the far stairwell and up to the top four we take these up

six stories server rooms on 53 keep going almost at the top 53 containment drives up here yeah the door is locked spin a bomb and blow it We live stand back [Music] hey we got the containment drive come on it's collapsing we gotta move if we survive this [Music] oh the door won't fudge breaking it down okay ready it's easy to yep welcomed [ __ ] man he's dead we can't take a course through this inferno we gotta leave him let's it's coming go damn it's falling apart this way come on [Music] ah man kinda

that explosion must have knocked me out man all right should be at home [Music] Can't you see the building's burning just get out of i'm on 50. there he is hey we're going up this rubble on me should be an elevator ship through here might be able to repel down it [ __ ] all right this is our way out we got to get these doors open what's up hey give me a knee i see it street level i [ __ ] also Um let's keep moving dog everyone okay we're getting out of here we

cool [Music] hey let's get the [ __ ] out of this build right before it comes down on our heads hey get in the truck [Applause] more fire trucks will be here in a minute We tried our best in there let's go where we stash the car come on i'm trying all right we all got to change before we get there at some point soon an apb will go out looking for firemen we cannot be playing dress up when that happens we need to get to the ride and torch this fire truck as soon as

possible i'm working on yeah cause if they connect the dots man i don't know man i'm working on any minute they'll be Looking for us i mean those guys in the building you took down if they knew who else is gonna know it ain't worth thinking about dog trust me i'm gonna get us there as fast as i can all right [ __ ] [ __ ] i just don't want to run into something man y'all don't want to run into travel bro that's what you don't want to run into you're right so uh take

us to our get out avoiding the cops beds and my dear friend trevor phillips all right man I'll try try real hard okay i feel a whole lot better take us to lester's now that we're clear i can probably tell you people i didn't think we're gonna make it out of it oh one of us didn't we lost a dude man oh yeah [ __ ] i don't like speaking ill of the department know what i'm saying but that dude was in over his head yeah he wasn't top draw but i thought we could carry

him through it i guess i thought wrong Well anyway we made it out so we got that to be thankful for hughes people will get his paycheck and the standard expenses yeah man unfortunately he wasn't really cut off for this work man he's fine with some other things man he told me he was writing a screenplay did he give you a copy i'd like to read it why but you forget i'm in the business this guy gets killed in a raid on the bureau and we produce this Picture there's some free press they call that

yeah all right man sure up here hey this leicester crib ain't it keep your heads down you here [Laughter] well what i never thought i'd see you clowns again we did it right we did it how was it for a suicidally dangerous Mission impersonating emergency services while working a high security government facility it was surprisingly uplifting come here give me some of that sorry i forgot you forgot my very very obvious illness it happens whatever hey let's get drunk franklin fill up the glasses we've got some real vintage moonshine hillbilly type [ __ ] we're

going to be seeing triple and committing incest in Minutes just as [ __ ] to make a man forget is trouble oh exactly i am just gonna get drunk as a skunk and then i'm gonna reverse engineer a webcam and spy on those sorority girls again i'm ill okay give me a break cheers man that's some fall ass [ __ ] all right boys i hate to break up the ritual but i got to go square things up with davey and dickwad for serious hey i just want them to know that now that we did

this thing for them and we have the Evidence that we did this thing for them that we can all go our own separate ways you know well [ __ ] it you want me to go with you no stay have fun i got to do this alone right now the sooner the better that's one way to look at it that right besides i want to put this [ __ ] to bed then i can figure out trevor you know get my life back go back to being bored and miserable and loving every [ __ ]

minute of it here enjoy The ancestors you boys show know how to put the fun back in me like crisis ah see david that's why we're such great friends huh we're old school we like old-fashioned things newspapers celluloid good guys bad guys we're friends well i don't know you tell me we did what you said right got those people off your back Now you're gonna do like you said and cut me loose right things are not gonna work out quite that way there's a bit of a problem that's right davey boy you could say that

steve i told you i would handle it oh because you've handled everything so [ __ ] well so far haven't you all right i admit things have been a little unorthodox [ __ ] orthodox you've ruined my career agent sanchez arrest these men both of them steve oh i won't Please you [ __ ] kidding me arrest me for what for multiple counts of every [ __ ] crime under the [ __ ] sun well then let me rephrase why why because cause you don't want me to testify in court about our various business dealings

right agent sanchez apprehend the suspect agent sanchez you'll do no such thing now steve we agreed to speak to michael to try and explain things to him not this This causes problems for us all okay okay then put your gun down and we'll talk after you buddy come on where's the trust you can do better than that they know or think they know that i'm the one that was behind the incident uh-huh and now you want me to clean up your mess again right before i end up at the bottom of the ocean [ __

] good luck with that put the weapons down boys fun time is over we've got you Anti-american active put your weapons down all of you who the [ __ ] are you with with me you [ __ ] rat i knew you didn't have the balls for this for the record i'm a patriot i love my country put the weapons down [ __ ] you we all know you agency boys are ball deep in a plot to drive up your funding by any means necessary put the guns down gentlemen who the [ __ ] are

they [ __ ] merryweather what are they doing here Steve put your gun down same goddamn leg [ __ ] [ __ ] i ain't going anywhere damien [Music] [Music] until some more of these guys kill each other give it up you're gonna die oh The [ __ ] hey anyone's gonna kill you old friend it's gonna be me oh you're here to finish the job t no no no i'm just here for the opportunity now run touching reunion and all this is the guy who iced brad and what eyes me i'd be better off

putting my sights on him and there's another group of agents looking into our [ __ ] right now you're Not in a position to let our only friend the bureau i'm coming down this is a [ __ ] [ __ ] show look out there [Applause] well tell me davey who are these bureau men trying to kill me [Applause] ah christ i thought you were the corrupt division merryweather at war in the usa Keep moving what happens to haynes norton gonna pop them at the water cooler on monday i'm not popping steve to get down

just kill each other already what are merryweather doing at this party you tell me you're the one hitting their planes trains and votes just trying to earn a dime well your time put us on their radar and i don't Know how we're gonna get off it they didn't mention this [ __ ] in the guidebook [Music] over here by the reflecting pool staying covered [Music] [Music] come on it's over here this many bodies there'll be cars in the lot put as much dirt between you and This place as you can and do not contact me

until you're absolutely sure you're clear i'm taking this one so long mike before you disappear we need to have a conversation so conversate not here meet me behind the pawnshop in morningwood [ __ ] chopper [Music] wow that was fun what are you doing smoking huh No no no that's bad for you don't you know huh yeah well maybe it's got a little something to do with being caught in the middle of a three-way fire fight between two government agencies and a private militia you know it gets me a little stressed out okay but we

still need you alive mikey boy i mean you know at least for now unless of course you have another surprise for me huh maybe something to do with another inappropriate friendship that wasn't Exactly dave's fault no no no he's just the friendly face of a corrupt government agency looking to further his career by dealing with an equally corrupt and full of the [ __ ] brim with [ __ ] low rent hood listen trevor listen i've been meaning uh you know i've been meaning i've been meaning to tell you you know i mean what homie

what are you even meaning to tell me huh that you stabbed me in the back or that you were and always will be a worthless Wretch who deserves to be put under yeah whatever did you come back for oh you know why ah no not one last score and if it goes good guess what i don't have to put a little bullet in your head but if it goes bad well that's okay too because then you and i get to go to hell and i get to spend the rest of eternity with you Tormenting you

well i guess it's on then yeah i guess it is call lester let's go on speakerphone hey it's me i know how'd it go just fabulous ran into an old friend matter of fact he saved my ass we're all friends now i suppose the group hugs out of the question he wants to uh still go on the final victory tour all right when it looks like it's a go i'll Contact you and remember this gentleman if we pull this off we will be making history sordid nasty depraved history but history nonetheless all right there you

happy [ __ ] thrilled don't forget amigo keeping my eye on you yeah oh hey hey what you doing here i mean i'm real glad you're here come here i can't stay What's up baby it's lamar what that fool won't name it's your best friend he's your best [ __ ] friend for real my best friend my homeboy right my [ __ ] man [ __ ] you i mean not like that man but no he ain't he's just another [ __ ] from the hood him stretching all the [ __ ] clowns all he

want to do is drag a [ __ ] down and live in the past and this is the future a big empty house with nobody who gives a [ __ ] about you oh [ __ ] it Works for me it can work for you babe i'm getting married franklin to a doctor not a murderer what the [ __ ] you doing here tanisha i'm worried about lamar you gotta help him franklin man that [ __ ] is over oh i'm a legitimate businessman now sister i'm a ceo and investor i'm illuminati i'm a [

__ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you a phony [ __ ] what i ain't saying you gotta marry the fool i'm saying he's about to get killed Over that deal you ain't put on with stretcher set him up [ __ ] man my whole [ __ ] life i've been looking after this [ __ ] paying the price afterwards [ __ ] well at least do it one more time franklin for me for you for you and your doctor i love you and lamar we grew up together but this life ain't for me

and you knew that you ain't changing i don't care how many cars you own how many apartments You own i don't care how many diamonds you put in you it ain't for me not done bad or done good babe look i'll change no you won't and that's fair enough but at least respect what you do who you are if you let that idiot die you a bigger [ __ ] than i thought look he's going up to some sawmill nippolito bay you do what you got to do jesus ah oh What the [ __ ]

franklin what's up hey man i'm in a bit of a bad situation my boy lamar got set up i think he up near polito bass from sawmill with some ballers could you like do some computer magic and look into it is that possible at all it should be i've got a backdoor of the toledo bay police network left over from the score we did up there and give me a second here uh hold on uh yes so what is say huh uh this must Be it there are older reports of a weed operation being run

by an african american gang and the files got buried so i'm guessing they paid off the cops they grown weed up there growing it in the hills most likely but they might be packing and shipping it out of this sawmill i'd expect a fair few of them up there [ __ ] and i'm gonna need some help can you tell mike and trevor to meet me up there they still aren't getting along that well tell them it's for me and it's Serious thanks man [Music] hey why'd you invite this stooly huh we want lamar to

be rescued not sold to the feds give it a rest ass wipe man with y'all two shut the [ __ ] up now let's take a look at this place man lester said this was some type of big weed store spot place is crawling with ballers you know now me and you we don't mind the old Gang warfare but suede bucks over there tell trevor i said bite me man i said shut up now i see the weed but where the [ __ ] is le man oh [ __ ] there he go you know

what tell trevor i'm gonna be up on this hill with my rifle i don't want to be anywhere around him when he [ __ ] this whole thing up classic classic huh he's already planning his escape oh [ __ ] I'm gonna find a way in i saw a few possible entry points when i got here one the front entrance on the right there it's the most direct way in and most likely the heaviest two down the hill to my left there's a bulldozer there might be able to use it in the assault three the

other side from me by the railroad should be possible to avoid the worst of it that way but i won't be able to cover you all right thanks don't shoot and don't get too close we Don't want them to know we're here until we want them to know we're here uh okay you're the expert in springing attacks on the unsuspecting i gotta like the look of the bulldozer it'll cause some damage all right my turn to move all right i'm at the spot when the time comes i'll do what i can from up here i

reckon our best shot is coming at him from two different directions give us the signal when you're ready Frank let's go find a dude davis wins where's my homie at t hey you seen lamar yet no sign of them just guys this how we do a drive by the back country where is he at hey what's up where's the tall dude [Music] Chamberlain gangster families for life [ __ ] give us the messy one it will be gone hey there's the hey lamar it's me we getting out of here dawg oh fancy seeing you here

[ __ ] yeah huge coincidence huh come on man come on guys you gotta move the crazy dude here too hey trevor all right let's believe it and be happy homie More crazy baller oh [ __ ] more cars i'm gonna take lamar all right i'm going too bye thanks is we ever gonna get a proper introduction dog [ __ ] homie you all right i'm straight homie [ __ ] got to jump on me though i didn't get you to come all the way out here man i ain't gonna let a little drop i

stand in the way of a money-making Opportunity or get killed i killed opportunity man you always a pessimist nah [ __ ] a realist because in reality all the fools want to clap your eggs man where to trust that dog i peeked out that wood chopping place when we was up this way on that devon western car lit which i still ain't been paid for incidentally all secluded and [ __ ] stretching me up i'm like yeah that's the perfect place to buy kush by the music [ __ ] perfect place to clap some Fool

you beefing with man i ain't even know at the time i just thought we was going to parlay marley [ __ ] please every time you leave a house fools try to clap you every meet you set up homies there for the express purpose of clapping your ass man damn man you sure cause i'm sure there's been a few times with no i'm completely 100 sure Every time [ __ ] whether you buying drugs selling drugs or discussing drugs talking about the weather or whatever man these streets is hard dawg this is the hood you

talking about maybe you forgot since you've been uh bettering yourself sitting in that house on the hill looking down on the animals in south central and [ __ ] man you know it ain't like that throughout my [ __ ] because that's the way it looked to me [ __ ] i'm making the best out of what i'm Giving you know what i'm talking about i ain't in some type of mentorship program the only mentor i got and we gonna do something about that dog trust me man i ain't got people teaching me that white

collar crime [ __ ] ain't [ __ ] change for me and you ain't helping me michael trevor we all came up here to help the unholy [ __ ] trinity ball as beware with these fools rolling together you jealous of michael and trevor what happened to me and you [ __ ] [ __ ] up Formed gangsters [ __ ] so i shouldn't have caught him right man i was doing everything on my problem to make sure you wasn't quiet i can make sure i ain't clap clearly you can't next time homie don't come

and matter of fact if you do come don't bring them dude man look let's not talk next time next time don't get your ass in the situation all right it's the hood frank that's what happens in the hood [ __ ] don't not for everyone i'm One of them dudes that it happens to man you gonna tell me what was going on back there good [ __ ] homie that's the [ __ ] that's different country club [ __ ] your overpaid ass is presently accustomed to man stress put us on this [ __ ]

man man we gonna get on his ass damn [ __ ] that homie look like i give a [ __ ] [ __ ] i give a [ __ ] stress do what he do [ __ ] want me dead be dead himself i ain't gonna overreact to [ __ ] overreact man that [ __ ] stress Tried to get you killed [ __ ] [ __ ] that's the hood i'm still here ain't it just you show stretch knew they was gonna book me yeah [ __ ] stress new everybody knew stress new tanisha

new stress new and she don't even come around the [ __ ] hood no more damn that [ __ ] stretched janky like that man you don't see this this stretch been screwing us from the start like from back in the day from like the other day dawg since after we went to the Recycling place and d m ball is trying to take us down but stretch put into work all day yeah man that's survival remember how angry his ass got especially with you bringing him into this [ __ ] i i will tell me

this though if stretch was [ __ ] with your boy so d why set us up with the deal for the brick in the first place he'd go off and make peace with the ballers come back and then put us on a lick on broad street man you remember grove street That brick was drywall ripping us off was probably stretches ideal anyway damn you think so it matters makes sense dope yeah i ain't knowing man miss stress got in with the ballers when he was inside played us as mark's dog but a bunch of them

got put so now they got to come now they got to come back at us so stress sends you out there where they doing the cush deal then you show up and Save the day yeah thankfully man it wouldn't even be the same if your boy ld wasn't out here getting in the [ __ ] nfc wasn't getting him out of here you know what i'm talking about man i don't know that [ __ ] was fun [ __ ] don't tell me you didn't enjoy scrapping like we did back in the day it ain't

back in the day ain't no more dawg but it felt like it was okay fool it was fun saving your useless ass one more [ __ ] time there You go that wasn't too hard you should have seen your face when i came in he was like [ __ ] [ __ ] hey [ __ ] man oh [ __ ] [ __ ] you better check them drawers homie you probably shitty yourself [ __ ] so i guess i guess what we learned is [ __ ] don't think it ain't no fun to be

half [ __ ] with the always [ __ ] you feel me my [ __ ] yeah i guess you can look at it like That hey but i was real [ __ ] my [ __ ] uh you know your [ __ ] out here doing b.a.d man why don't you slide me a few dollars or something you know i'm talking about it it's hard out here in a second oh [ __ ] man [ __ ] that's nothing [ __ ] i know you don't win all the illuminati and [ __ ] you

don't say it leaving the street [ __ ] at the back but damn man uh way to keep a [ __ ] down my [ __ ] i mean thank you i guess just payment for all The work a [ __ ] put in for you getting them cars and [ __ ] you know what i'm talking about giving [ __ ] just enough money to get them a little 40 ounce in a bucket of chicken on the way to the pool house huh man don't be like that dog cause number one i never got

paid for the [ __ ] cars number two i saved your [ __ ] ass no matter how many times you and that tiny [ __ ] Brain of yours are trying to get us killed i saved you dawg are you supposed to my [ __ ] i thought we was homies for life me too but i thought we was trying to get out of this [ __ ] you live in a fantasy homie the best thing you can hope for is a big turnout for your [ __ ] funeral [ __ ] ain't nobody

coming to your funeral what man what about the [ __ ] times i saved your life homie what about that oh thank you homie thanks for leaving your [ __ ] In the backfield you know what my name if your ass can just act civilized you will get some work but instead you want to be this gang banging mad dog and [ __ ] oh my bad mr gold car excuse me sir thank you for helping out a post street [ __ ] like me sir you can go now sir thank you thank you thank

you [ __ ] who you think i am [ __ ] [ __ ] you little mother nah [ __ ] you f [ __ ] i thought we was homies [ __ ] but that's some [ __ ] that just got Past you my [ __ ] you know what dog if something good comes up i'll hit my dude man chill out alright yeah whatever [ __ ] you just hit me when you find out what the true concept of friendship is [ __ ] we came from the sandbox together i know that i

got you dawg if some good come up i got you yeah whatever [ __ ] i'm in the turf [ __ ] if you remember where that is oh what's up playa Hello franklin man i don't know y'all we done hey we ain't done yet umi not yet nearly man what the [ __ ] y'all want me to do kill the president [ __ ] his wife or something or invade some [ __ ] country no no something more sensible something that's gotta be done hey when the timing's right you're gonna take old trevor and

put him out the pasture oh me michael will be sensible but trevor trevor won't be trevor is a liability That none of us can afford man trevor saved you he saved both y'all asses and it's unfortunate hey when we give you the word you're gonna do this thing make it michael to do it me and trevor cool dog michael can't do it trevor won't let him near that's why it's up to you homie [ __ ] hey who was that nobody don't worry about it [ __ ] hey Flossing ass [ __ ] i found

a store that sells fresh milk [Music] about my proposal don't snore of course i understand life is crazy busy believe me i know make sure the producer does not drive himself to the premiere come on vinewood boulevard the oriental theater open that champagne jimbo woohoo me and the big dog getting our drink on hey hey where you going with that My dad's a movie producer crazy jimmy get back down here which makes me a movie producer's kid jimmy i'm gonna ride out the next two recessions without ever having to work and i'm gonna get a

sports car and a drug habit before appearing on reality rehab show and then i'm gonna sell my story and become really judgmental i'm going to use all the contacts i make in treatment programs to become a Producer too and i'm going to make even shittier movies than my dad does because i don't care about movies like him for me it's just an opportunity thing whew yeah you see the streets hatch losers chisel in the movie bizzle here to have fine wood you hear that fine wood hey i hear it and i don't like it we're

going to the oriental theater on vinewood boulevard get back down here and not to Like gawk at celebrities from behind a barrier we're actually like properly invited v to the i to the b jimmy read my neck rolls entitled e n t uh title cause i am jimmy oh pop chill i'm done spraying this chisel let's take a drink jimmy shut up a second hey devin look I need to say about molly man i'm sorry but i didn't do it i told you to slow it down slick it was an accident i was there but

i had nothing to do with it sure yeah hey you made a fool out of me michael and that is something i'm not gonna forget look devin i said i'm sorry i feel bad for you but you don't threaten me because this movie's happening all right so let's just calm down and try to be friends again oh absolutely slick forgive and forget Namaste check it out it's a premiere but you know i'm really proud of you even though you did make a pretty shitty movie well thank you jim where are the girls uh they're at

home you know they'll uh express their pride by showing up too late uh of course they will thanks antonio coming nice and tight hey it's laszlo on the red carpet of meltdown some big stars some beautiful Dresses working to see some side boot tonight come on we did it solomon we [ __ ] did it [ __ ] you fate i may be a lecherous old husband but i'm a husband with a premiere at the oriental theater on vinewood boulevard i'll see you in there hey thanks enjoy the picture everyone mr richards mr richard hi

if i could just bother you for a second i'm laszlo from famer shame um but i do Some acting on the side i was wondering enough oh yeah of course you should come see me kid i think i got a project that would be perfect for you oh that's fantastic it's called the closet really modern stuff pervert come on no no no no let's go lying okay i never had surgery come on milton milton hi sorry to bother you quick question get in here tight um love love loved the movie thank you so Much i

appreciate it when when you were that polar bear and you had to eat your baby i mean okay all right jesus christ i was emotional sticking i just have a hug that really affected me all right i gotta go thank you so much excuse me excuse me come on come on let's get in there ah laszlo oh [ __ ] come on [ __ ] dick the hell is she looks like she stood you up hey hope i'm not too late i wouldn't miss this for The world devon what the [ __ ] are you

doing here hey what a movie huh meltdown congratulations mikey we did it hey let's get a picture huh you me the proud producer such a pleasure working with you you see i was here unlike your wife seems to be stuck at home you twisted [ __ ] you're a dead man let's go jim come on hold on where's mom and tracy come on the girls might be in trouble at The house what happened i don't know this rich [ __ ] is pissed off at me because i didn't shit-can the movie and then his lawyer

died and he just told me he's gonna hurt your mom you killed his lawyer and now he's gonna kill mom and tracy he ain't gonna do anything if i gotta say in it but you [ __ ] killed his lawyer no i didn't it was an accident i would never do anything to put you in Danger [ __ ] all right okay okay they'll be fine they're tough this is just a movie guy right he's not a gangster or anything no he's not a gangster he's just extremely rich he says he's got all these connections

i'm sure it's just talk come on they're gonna kill them That's not a family car all right jim you gotta all right i'm gonna find the girls the [ __ ] are you doing one of them's in with tracy we gotta get in there michael he's in there with our girl mom dad [Music] would you stay here keep your heads down be safe baby Don't you worry about me clear the house all occupants fire in the hole again stay put take them down please i don't like that neither do i just keep the calm [

__ ] give me some cover are you happy now i'm fine tracy you stay down sweetie [Music] trace amanda ah i got you you dick all right no it's not what was that someone there i'm gonna start shooting you like that don't you huh take it off [ __ ] off me i i thought i was on that guy oh so you Sit on his face it's called tea bagging i really [ __ ] him up good though huh all right listen i'm gonna make a call it's all gonna be okay stay put they came

to my house lester my house so i asked amanda and the kids to move out for a few days i ain't looking for perspective lester they came after my family all right all right i don't know what to say does this change where you stand on the Union depository hell no we move on that right away before it gets any hotter that's smart if i meet me at the strip joint i'll get word to frank and trevor hey sorry i'm late oh we were just talking about you well don't worry another few hours you never

have to talk about me again trevor you're the one who likes to talk watch your back You too that's all i'm saying [ __ ] y'all [ __ ] you it's all right enough thank you okay uh this is it well we have two options they're both little uh out there but then again what do you expect okay option one we hijack their armored cars we take the Cruise hostage and then we infiltrate the depository now once you're in there and you've got the score we send in a team of modded cars you load up

you get out we'll need to infiltrate the transportation grid and manipulate it to aid our escape but option two we cause a distraction out front make him think we're dumb well we've never had a problem convincing people of that halfway The other guys will be drilling taking what they can you're gonna be the distraction always the attention seeker you know for a guy who's always stepping on his friends to get ahead he has an unfortunately low sense of self-worth okay okay let me show you the board to uh recap these are our options we try

to make them give us the gold or we drill a big old hole in the side of the bank and we take it out If you're drilling a big old hole you'll need a big old drill a tunnel bore machine i'll locate it but you have to steal it and store it near the bank they're excavating a new part of the metro network around there so that's where you'll go in uh we'll need choppers for the getaway to trevor has one we can use the other can be bought the guys on the ground will need

a getaway car so get something fast and tough and then modify it as much as you Can to increase your chances of getting away from the cops it's got to be stored in a parking garage near the ud uh there's gonna be a lot of heat so think about that um per i'm forgetting something uh oh that's it we'll need a train to land the gold on and take it to the warehouse you'll have to steal it again i'll send you the details now if you've got to get some police stingers and only cops are

licensed to have them so that's a headache of its Own oh what else um oh right yeah you'll need to get a hold of and mod some getaway cars the normal suspension's gonna give out under a couple of tons of gold whoa man a couple of times four tons in total that's what i can get the system to divert into the cage we're hitting [ __ ] me okay okay last thing you remember that underpass we saw from the helicopter now that's where i'll set up the smoke and Mirrors to get the cops off your

scent i've heard that before michael subtle or obvious what's it going to be oh you want him to give you the medal okay well it's going to take a big crew oh he's here mr okay and we need those stingers and the modified getaway car i knew you'd like that sounds kind of fruity if you ask me nobody asked you Look this is our only hope you control traffic in this town you control the streets i think it could work it will work all right maria get changed all right this is the biggest day of

your sorry little life hey man so we really doing this [ __ ] frank come on next door ah our network hacker don't be fooled by the crt and the fax machine the hardware here is state of the art cool Hey where's the rest of the crew outside hey good luck homies i'll see y'all at mission row all right oh we'll see you there with approximately eight tons of gold four tons not eight all right people let's go get in the car baby we are about to make history all right people the trucks are on

route let's get to the tunnel and wait that's the best you could do what are you talking about these [ __ ] guys They're cool look we pulled that thing with them it went fine it went down okay didn't it you don't want me on board i can walk you setting these guys up for a fall huh is that what this is about if they're the diversion maybe it makes sense this whole treachery thing is new to me don't listen to this [ __ ] it's all good no one is being set up i've heard

that before shut it trevor This is the big one and [ __ ] me if we don't need any doubts in the back of our heads all right trucks aren't here yet let's sit tight and no need to panic we weren't panicking something wrong nothing's wrong we just gotta wait saying don't panic makes me want to panic all right here we go this is it all right all right i see the vans rock and roll rock and roll seriously let's go Drop the stinger now keep driving they should go over it [Applause] get out of

the vehicle get out of this let's go oh [ __ ] move your ass you do not want to die for this [ __ ] [ __ ] oh [ __ ] your move buddy no no no get a [ __ ] move on come on move hurry up just hold on get this ready let's go let's go yeah we got a one minute window before The tps starts reading abnormal then let that slaughter come out who you like this one no oh [ __ ] hey please whatever you do no [ __ ] we

need you no no what's your name casey casey get in the [ __ ] truck let's go go go go get in let's go come on go your welfare quit whimpering union depository here we come [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] relax man i'm the one who should be crabbing myself i'm about to Rob the biggest bank on the planet [ __ ] [ __ ] look casey i need you call you're no use to me when you're freaking the [ __ ] out where you want to be right now is useful

onion 86 in sight standby hey i was expecting you like half minute ago here you go gets me every time onion 86 in the Building eggplant 22 in sight standby they're here don't do anything stupid let's go pal authorization good good good access is good courtesy escort is go take us to it follow me right behind you sir how's things uh good yeah um Uh fine i bet the freeway is an absolute b star star ch today tell me when it isn't and you gentlemen have to sit in those trucks bored out of your mind

staring at more money than you know what to do with okay let's go [Music] the collection team is here now that is some kind of door Hey so you know what to do uh-huh come on okay gentlemen oh okay a job to do absolutely oh [ __ ] there is a lot of gold in here we're just holding onto it for the chinese now we ever want to keep it in The united states sure take what you can [Laughter] hey come carry come on come on we got a schedule all right yeah oh bees are

heavy a little over two tons of pallet yeah so what's that worth gold's trading at uh around 1700 to 2 000 an ounce 35 ounces a kilo give or take thousand kilos a ton so that's 200 million Dollars or thereabouts give me a yep that sounds about right collection team has the cargo you got many jobs after this no this last one he's retiring exploring other opportunities hey you know your chance of an early death increases dramatically when you retire yeah i'll bear that in mind ah my back this much metal ain't normal is It

quite irregular order came down this morning but the computer cleared it well let's hope no one untoward gets word that's what you and the rest of the security gets paid for isn't it cargo's in the loading bay get her on board all right come on let's not take up any more of this gentleman's time than we have to ah that's it Let's go hey i'm not feeling so well and i think maybe just casey suck it up you can't handle the hangover case do not over indulge that's right this man right here will teach you

a little something about moderation thanks no thank you really cargo is gone [Music] be cool case we unloaded mission row you go on your way control we got the medal what's your situation [ __ ] you got a solution for this problem [ __ ] i hope you got a solution for this problem yeah dog we own it okay okay okay the link's active now you can control the traffic lights let's go good luck hey we Got it damn this [ __ ] seemed easy enough here we go we got a clean link up there

won't be any lag on your changes good work heading south i'm across hey mercs coming from the east man we gotta head east to this junction we got a green light hey man take a left hey i picked up more merryweather northwest of your position another red Changed you're good yeah uh make a right right there signal says stop change is in okay keep straight they're waving us through okay look so you're gonna go right at this one hey we flagged some bad dudes on the west red light There you go done switched hit the

indicator you're going right boom [ __ ] more ain't coming from the south this one's clear changed more mercs just showed up at the top of the grid green light ahead you're good now far left change Hustle up you guys redistribute the weight here they are hey good work f ah damn i can't believe we got the mess damn right all without firing a bullet ah don't forget our pace here huh the let ain't no no please don't no wait biggest score of our lives we ain't taking any chances sorry pally well it ain't a

chance please peace in on it huh get up hey get up You tell them something that ain't on the news already this whole thing was your idea yeah yeah i i understand not a word exactly yeah i i always jumped i i never saw a thing go you're [ __ ] going as soft as that old flaccid boy in your pants this divorce couldn't come soon enough look at it yeah oh man work first bicker later man all right oh [ __ ] merryweather mercenary mother Bikers you keep loading we'll deal with this i bet

the homeless is happy we paid them to get out of here there's four of them they're coming from the left when you're dead you ass hold them down i don't feel sorry for you they really coming out here [Music] That ain't even fair let's go away so i guess we're shooting our way out of here we punch through we get clear come on close them down i don't have a shot who can get this [ __ ] [ __ ] merry weather cover come on This is someone's home you animals i think that's it that's

the last of them so much for the bullets revolution man we always getting [ __ ] with you hold the perimeter everyone else in your cars we leave while we can hey what's stopping me from riding off into the sunset huh with my saddle bags of bulgin lester's the only guy who could flip metal without making a noise [ __ ] you want to try be my guest all right Lead the way [Applause] calling all units union depository [Music] just cops [Applause] all right [Applause] uh let's go [Music] There's a gap in the barrier [Music]

[Applause] let's do it [Applause] don't think about it just keep going what the hell is [Applause] truck [Music] i don't see the vehicles okay seal the tunnel and get a ground team in there All right those guys will take care of the metal lester's meeting us at my place hang on we're just leaving the goal yep hundreds of millions of dollars worth of gold hey t have a little faith faith and you buddy all right in lester in the process come on We've been through it a million times any fool can take a score it's

getting away clean that makes the difference between those who walk free and those who do not man i wouldn't know what to do with that [ __ ] i'm guessing you wouldn't either man ah i'm sorry i i just have some trusting issues right now franklin if we get away with this yeah and it's a big if and then i could finally really Retire watch it frank michael likes to retire with a very interesting exit strategy come on man i mean we just took the biggest score in the history of scores and you [ __

] just want to moan my mama never loved me my friends never loved me i'm mad because i'm rich i'm sad because i'm successful man this [ __ ] is pathetic both oh i am so sorry hey We did it [ __ ] we did [Music] gentlemen lester we have just made history ah i don't want to ask a dumb question here but where's the medal i've got it on lockdown for a few days while i'm waiting for the go-ahead to melt it and move it where where exactly where is just the point let's say

Somebody gets pinched well then where is the evidence or if anyone gets any silly ideas then they'll just be futile so we can take it easy knowing that uh it's gonna be a few days before judas here shows his true colors really now yeah now sugar why don't you take a moment while you're sitting on that big fat pile of cash to chill the [ __ ] out and Realize what's done is done whatever you say well this is a good time [ __ ] [ __ ] you man hey hey hey god for a

couple of midwest stick up artists you guys sure have become a pair of whiny west coast douchebags what the [ __ ] is wrong with the west coast oh nothing i love it here everyone's so numbed by the sun that if you use a three-syllable word they think you're a professor man [ __ ] you yeah [ __ ] you you high and mighty weasel and you don't talk down them to these [ __ ] idiots hey leave lester alone oh oh you and lester together oh now that makes [ __ ] sense oh for

[ __ ] sake man you all the [ __ ] man i gotta go calm down homie this [ __ ] was real illuminating franklin sorry come on back you have a beer or something uh slick it's me What the [ __ ] do you want you got my money punk hey you got some coconut water or something like that i need some electrolytes damn it's kind of warm isn't it man you got a death wish or something am i supposed to kill you now oh no bro not me no oh yeah but that's my

boy yeah but that's my boy he has betrayed everyone he's ever known He's got you involved with the federal government and he's messed up several business ventures of mine he has got to go and you know what i'd like to say that this isn't personal but it is personal but the fairs man the feds have told me to kill trevor and i obviously can't kill them both the feds steve haynes dave norton i own shopping malls i would not employ those two clowns then and i make one phone call their careers they are over so

you gonna a listen to Some 50 grand a year pension hunter or b a billionaire who even the president lets finger his wife or c try and be really stupid and save those two idiot mentors of yours and have everybody in the god damn state crawling up your ass a b or c times ticking pow beep beep beep bend your answer is man you know what man [ __ ] you genius answer pal total genius but time is running you think about it me i got a Triathlon coming up and i am in deep training

bye-bye franklin lester dawg man we need to talk i got a problem i need your help with man actually [ __ ] it man we all got a problem you can help us with calm down all right come to my house all right all right i'm coming what's the panic bro what the [ __ ] do you think Man imagine a [ __ ] scenario that will [ __ ] things up the worst boy my mind is just racing but you know i don't want to say something that's really exciting and then you have to

act all deflated and say no it's just that somebody got the same tattoo i got so why don't you just go ahead and tell me some [ __ ] wants me to kill michael some other [ __ ] wants me to kill trevor i feel i can't kill both of them man i'm [ __ ] man i don't know what the [ __ ] to do right now hey i can see that who are the [ __ ] steve haynes this angry [ __ ] from the fib yeah um devin weston man you know the

uh that angry rich [ __ ] from whatever hole he hibernates in exactly all right all right i say kill michael then kill trevor man are you for real You're [ __ ] you know i i don't know you know everything dawg i know okay but i'm sorry i guess this is it you know i'm doing my best man i don't know how you can deal with both of them i know man [ __ ] we're [ __ ] every single one of us is [ __ ] unless okay steve haynes is under a lot

of heat Because of the shootings at court center and devon weston's a known to be a major [ __ ] and b known to be friendly with don percival who runs merriweather i think actually weston owns a piece of merryweather right 11 pretty good for pseudo liberal owning a private army so they would both love to be involved in capturing the Bullying that we just lifted if i tell them both that you boys are at the foundry and where you had heights melting it down then maybe maybe both of them will pay you a visit

and bam we turn it into a bust i ain't got no better ideas all right i'm gonna get in touch with michael and trevor you go to the foundry get yourself set up I got you all right there he is where we going we uh heading to the foundry place look man michael and trevor they should be inside can you stay out here and let us know when the bad dudes is coming i got it man i'll holler and you're bringing a rifle yeah i'm bringing a rifle it's a good gun it'll get the job

done hey man what the [ __ ] am i doing risking My ass trying to save y'all ass you just gonna kill hey you're not saving me you're saving him oh you're saving this fat [ __ ] man y'all gotta keep y'all [ __ ] heads writing in this [ __ ] if not man i put bullets invoked you [ __ ] hey they y'all hear that now we doing this [ __ ] man it's either now or never Come on trevor [ __ ] it where do you want me all right man you go

over there all right where you want me you hold your position right there okay i'm gonna go over there or is do come on here another merry weather team coming in right next to me hey we'll get through this Four of them this was mine ah there's no metal here all right i'm coming dog i need some help man quick hold tight man i'm on my way hey these are fools picking on you there you go it wouldn't be right if i didn't have to save your ass just once save me i think i just

wanted some cup Good looking homie come in frank i think he's in trouble man i got to stay out here with lamar can you get to him [ __ ] fine i'll try and find him back never stop being a prick can you stop being an app oh please what's the problem t there you are Man you had me worried i was a little winded alright i took the t.o it's nice to see you so worked up yeah well don't do it again watch out another fib team on the way are we clear yeah all

clear frank we're clear inside moving to the exits here i am people they can't sustain this All right oh yes i'm right here we're looking okay let's regroup with the main set of doors so oh what's up uh what's next huh we're just gonna wait around for someone to kill us or are we gonna wait till this [ __ ] gets turned again huh bite me ain't anybody getting turned again and You know it hey man the way i see it we only just begun to clean this [ __ ] up we got a lot

of old friends i think need to be re-educated a lot of friends i mean things could get really messy no we just got to silence a few noisy people hello let me see there's uh steve haynes dave norton no we need him alive why so nobody [ __ ] with us afterwards what about that tribe [ __ ] the one that thank you two boys is dating [ __ ] You know he bound to come back yup there's that well who's the uh the guy who set up lamar stretch we want to throw him in

should trevor will throw anyone in just to satisfy his bloodlust whoa hey it's called a [ __ ] loose end all right and if we're gonna be men of peace and tranquility we tie up loose ends man stretch has been a liability but then we're gonna have to take care of our old pals devon weston and steve Haynes [ __ ] what a mess man well let's get it cleaned up how about you get lester on the line who is this stop calling this number hey it's me dawg you're alive i thought someone might have

your phone no no but look i got you on speakerphone did mike make it yeah i'm here and the other one so you putting the ground wheels uh-huh you am just calling for a chat no we got some work to do can you get us some Whereabouts oh i'll do my best who steve haynes to start and devin weston's ass and uh wait ching w-e-i-c-h-e-n-g way tang wait tang and franklin's pal stretch stretch yeah man look his real name is harold joseph okay well i can tell you that agent haynes is taping a show over

on del pero pier shooting permit came up immediately shotgun i wanna die that [ __ ] since the moment i met him all right all right I got a signal from mr harold joseph's phone over at the bj smith recreation center yeah i got him i got him let's keep him clear of uh known associates all right thanks dog you got what you got for me tao ching's credit card just bought a magnum at the beach club in pacific bluffs okay i'll go ask his ass about his punk-ass dad when i find mr whiston i'll

send the coordinates all right good all right We made our plans let's stick to them we take out our assigned targets any deviation will lead to confusion and probably failure we got one shot at this guys tp enterprise main campus all right ron what's happening trevor we're undergoing the transition oh yeah i think that chinese problem might be taken care of and there's money in the bank well the o'neills are gone and the bikers ain't showing up again so we're rich and at Peace long as the forces of corporate darkness don't identify us as a

threat there's nothing to hold us back yeah i guess we're all out of excuses and this is the result throw in a senior fig oh my god guy what's his name he shot him what's going on my [ __ ] bro i think it might be worse [Applause] [Applause] miles per hour oh my god [Applause] foreign [Applause] hey lester i dealt with haynes you got a location on devon weston yet yeah yeah i do uh whatever i'll go up there and get them so what we got man stretch Are still in play uh [Music] that

was him hey i got out clean you dudes ain't gonna have no more triads coming after we ain't gonna have anyone to sell super weapons to either but hey ho who's up harold stretch joseph still outstanding i'm taking care of him hey girlfriend [Music] [ __ ] trying to break the order again [Music] hey i'm clear your pal stretch he ain't a problem no more frank he wasn't my pal he was a dude thanks so i'm picking much devin weston so we can have some fun with them now don't worry I won't get started till

we're all together not properly at least [ __ ] hey unless you got news from the foundry team i don't want to be disturbed we got a constant protect dw we're receiving fire take him down i'm the definition of sp i'm the most suspicious person you'll meet what do you mean all our operatives are dead Wait wait hear me out no more talking [Music] [Music] i got mr weston let's take him out of the city make him disappear meet me on the cliffs off the goh chiliad mountain state wilderness [Music] [Applause] [Music] excuse me my

car [Music] whoa what's going on where am i [Music] think about this go meditate your funny trick [Applause] you know you're you're a resourceful guy getting past those train killers i need someone like you in my organization the ceo position is going to be vacant real soon slick i've got nothing against you Apart from the obvious hygiene issues michael carter's problem so michael had to go you're looking at it rationally there are people who are useful to you and people who ain't and the people who ain't gotta go me i'm not rational i don't care

if you're useful or not i feel like taking you out devo so that's what i'm doing this is a serious offer work for me You'll have everything you'll ever wanted all i've ever wanted is to watch you drift in and out of consciousness as you're slowly disemboweled yes yes that's the kind of creativity i need on my team come on come on let me out of here look i got my own company trevor phillips industries oh yeah uh a fellow entrepreneur let me buy a state that gives you money to grow i don't know if

you heard but I'm kind of gold rich right now so you got precisely nothing to offer prepare for the end my friend i'm gonna get you this is why people want to kill you you won't shut up how did you not see me [Laughter] i'm getting out of here and i'm coming for you pipe down so [Music] not right now my friends won't be happy if i empty a clip into the trunk [Applause] here we are slick with a few minutes for some one-on-one time hey we good t never better amigo yeah franklin i'll be

here franklin all right what's up i assume you got him oh safe and sound Ain't that right hey my bad homie i picked c ain't that a [ __ ] you know devin the way i see it and hey i'm no intelligent businessman like you but the way i see it there's two great evils that bedevil american capitalism the type that you practice number one is outsourcing you paid a private company to do your dirty work for you and then you underpaid that company because you thought you were big enough And bad enough that you

didn't have to play by the rules oh number two offshoring your profits offshoring oh it's horrible you wouldn't want to be sent off short just to save a little money would you t no i wouldn't oh no nowhere no see but we know your opinions on the matter devin keep your problems the [ __ ] out of america huh in this instance when he puts it like that it makes sense of course it does Hey devon goodbye my old friend thanks for all the advice [Music] ah so now what now we keep a low profile

and get on with our lives as friends well do i have a choice no not really all right then as uh flawed awful totally uncomfortable And poorly matched friends absolutely oh that's perfect then we can get back to the kind of capitalism we practice [ __ ] i don't know how much more better that is than devin's con ooh hypocrisy franklin civilization's greatest virtue jesus your therapist has a lot to answer for i know i still hate myself but hey at least i know the words for it now yeah but i hate you and i

know the words for it so does that mean i don't have to go to therapy look man You two [ __ ] terrify me of that middle age i'm good you're right to be afraid franklin yeah be very afraid franklin tell you one thing t i'm getting too old for this nonsense you