Daddy Daddy Daddy they banned the Hub in Florida they banned The Hub yes no more Spa Pala hold on jeffy's talking me about something very important what do you mean they banned The Hub there is no more Hub in the entire State of Florida how could they do that Morin what our bills are past du they're always past du but Marvin it's January and our property taxes are due we owe a lot and what do you want me to do about it get a job he said it listen there's no job that'll pay all that
money we might as well just give up and just lay down they ban The Hub well that's expent daddy that must be the pizza I ordered Marvin you ordered pizza how are you going to pay for it you don't think I have a way to get a pizza for free Jeffy get the Cockroach right here Daddy so we put the Cockroach on the pizza and we get it for free Hello yummy Marvin were you holding a cockroach and saying yummy uh yeah was that your dinner no I thought it was pizza you thought the Cockroach
was pizza no I thought the pizza man was at the door I was coming to get my pizza and you were going to pay for it with a cockroach what pizza place cockroaches as payment no I was going to try to get the P what are you doing here well I came by to say happy new year happy New Year do you have your house payment if I don't have it are going to hit me with that bat of course not Marvin can't a man just carry a baseball bat for his own protection I guess
so but do you have your house payment no oh well do you mind holding this baseball I want you to pitch it to me so I can hit it you want me to pitch this baseball yeah go ahead take it all right you got it all right and go ow oh my God darn it I missed strike one what okay listen I don't have my house pay but I promise I'll have it soon Marvin if you don't have your house payment by tomorrow I'm going to play whack-a-mole with your head in this baseball bat what
I'm going to do is I'm going to get a big board I'm going to drill holes in it and you're going to pop your head out of each one of those holes I'm going to beat the [ __ ] out of you and and if you think that you're just not going to pop your head out of the holes I'm going to turn my baseball bat around like this and start stabbing at you through the holes all right okay fine okay fine I'll have I'll have the house payment by tomorrow all right by tomorrow or
Boop boop boop stop booping me stop yelling at me while I'm booping you boop see you tomorrow Marvin oh my God how am I going to get my house payment by tomorrow I'm so screwed what do you want Goodman Goodman I told you I'll get your house payment by tomorrow her Ela you seem to be struggling living a life with no hope of a future I mean I owe a lot of people money have you ever played paper Square game no would you like to play with me listen I don't have time to play games
I have to have a lot of money by tomorrow well you could make a lot of money playing that game yeah okay fine I'll play all right let me show you how to play cockroach die it's already dead okay so this is how you play Paper Square game so you put one paper Square on the ground and then you take this paper square and you throw it as hard as you can like that and you try to make the blue square flip over for every time you flip over the blue square I pay you 10
$110,000 10,000 but every time you don't flip over the blue square I slap the [ __ ] out of you so you want to play how do I know you even have $10,000 cuz I have $10,000 right here okay I want to play I want to play okay yeah now for it as hard as you can okay all I have to do is make the blue square flip over that's right and I get 10,000 off that's right okay ow would you like to keep playing of course I want to keep playing all right all right
here we go ow still want to keep playing I want to keep playing okay all right I got this time [ __ ] ow still want to keep playing yeah give it to me I'm going to make it [Music] [Applause] [Music] happen okay I got it this time I did it I did it congratulations here's your $10,000 oh I love it so much and if you want to play more games here's a card just call the number on the back more games yes oh okay I think I think the 10,000 enough but thank you so
much sir Marvin where's the pizza we don't need pizza $10,000 [ __ ] what where did that come from did you suck a pee PE for that no I not suck a peee for that Marvin wait why is your face all bruised it must have been a big pee peee just slapping them in the face like oh BBC no it was not a pee there was no peee on my face listen there was a guy at the door he said if I played games with him he'd give me money you definitely suck to peee I
don't suck a peee I don't suck peee well Marvin $10,000 will pay a little over half our bills it won't pay all our bills no well he did give me this card I could call to play more games for money Danny I'm no [ __ ] but I don't think you can call circle square and triangle on a phone no I I the number is on the back of the C Jeffy well that's not even enough numbers you're still missing two numbers okay I'm going to call this number he told me to call this number
he gave me the card okay the phone is running hello who's calling um this is the guy's house you just left you gave me your business card you slapped me a bunch of times would you like to participate in the game if you would like to participate state your name my name is Marvin you literally just left my house you slapped me like a lot of times I I won $10,000 and you left I need to win some more money so if you can bring the cardboard squares I think I can do it again you'll
be playing other games for money okay I mean whatever as long as I get $10,000 every time I win I want to do it Marvin I want to play too that way it doubles our chances of winning money uh my wife would also like to play oh I'm going to play too and my son Jeffy he's 20 years old bring them to the front door we're here oh you're here okay all right guys they're at the door so it's really easy there's this cardboard square and you have to hit another cardboard square and flip it
over and every time you win you get $10,000 so come on guys we can win this okay all right guys trust me this game is super easy okay so last time there was an Asian guy don't tase Morgan can I lick it officer guy get in here yes sir sir there's an Asian man that's been going around giving poor people money okay sir that doesn't sound like a bad thing no no no you don't understand after he gives him money he sends them to a private island where they play kids games and if they win
they get $400 billion wa wait so he gives the money and he sends them to an island and they get to play games and they get $400 billion that sounds awesome no no no if they lose they get horribly murdered oh okay there's the catch yeah so what he likes to do is go up to people and make them throw piece of cardboard and another piece of cardboard and then he gives them $10,000 wait so he just gives them $10,000 for that yep every time to do it every single time I got to find this
guy you know to um to arrest him is this what he looks like I don't know I've never actually seen him this is just what I imagine based on people's descriptions uh okay yeah I'll be on the lookout for this guy okay I'll find him sir you do that hello sir you seem to be a useless piece of [ __ ] to Society MH would you like to play a game for money hey hey hey I I I don't want to interrupt but you are the guy who pays people to throw paper right I'm busy
right now yeah yeah I I know I know listen I just I have a lot of bills and I would really like to play the paper game I'm in the middle of doing something go away well come on look he he's homeless he's drunk he's not even going to be good at the game let me do it give me the money I said go away look I will arrest him for public intoxication if you don't let me play I I mean I'll even go to the island I don't care $400 billion is crazy go away
listen man I'm really Karen what the hell happened Bo this red Asian guy came over and tied us up yes that means we get to play games oh I love games listen Karen if we win we can get $10,000 and if we're lucky we can go to an island and win $400 billion oh wow hello there would you like to play a game yes it says we would love to play a game I really want to play the cardboard game have you ever heard of a game called Russian ret ooh it's not one of my
favorite games isn't that the game they play in the casinos no Karen that's regular roulette well what's the difference well in Russian Roulette you die no die is what you throw during the numbers game no Caren that's dice in Russian Roulette you can lose your life oh like Pac-Man no Karen not like Pac-Man you can get shot in the [ __ ] head let me explain the rules so there are five Chambers and I put one buet in one of the chambers and I give it a spin and then I put it to my head
oh [ __ ] uh you know I think we should play a different game you two play Rock Paper s yeah see there you go that's more like it all right Karen Rock Paper Scissors Shoot paper covers rock I win and now she has to play Russian ret but but we were playing rock paper scissors oh that was easy no no I I don't want to play this anymore I I think we can stop now right play again no I I I'm telling you I don't want to play anymore why why rock paper scissors sho
I'm telling you we don't you lose you didn't take your turn no no no no no no we don't have to okay okay okay so we're we're tied now right so you okay um paper covers rock again I win Bonnie you know I always pick Rock I know oh well you know I'm not as sad as I thought I'd be can I go to the island now sure okay [Music] but wait wait a minute what what's going on [ __ ] Mom oh hey Brookie what are you doing here how the hell did we get
here yeah I thought I was winning some money what happened to this wa Rose where are you I'm over here okay good tyon where are you I'm right over here baby okay so where are we I think this is the island with the $400 billion what $400 billion Marvin what the hell happened to your face oh I was playing some cardboard game and I kept losing oh I got it on the first try I didn't even get to play he just shot my wife oh good I hated that [ __ ] anyway hey we can
finally agree on something wait so who's that Asian girl and there's two guards next to her I don't know hey what's going on what game is this you will be playing Red Light Green Light you are allowed to move forward when it sh shs out green light stop when it shouts red light if your movement is detected afterward you will be eliminated $400 billion to play Red Light Green Light you guys are going down this [ __ ] is so easy oh this going to be the easiest $400 billion I ever made oh and I
won't never have to work for Braxton again yes wait we really get $400 billion we win red light greenl yeah Marvin wait a minute I've playing these games before yeah everybody's played these games yeah Jeffy everyone's played red like has everyone ever played red light green light yeah yeah see everyone's played it so we're ready to start green right last one there's a run egg first one's got to eat it I need that [ __ ] money no that's my 400 Bill no that's my money um D do we go yes it's green light let's
go your pants fell down oh would you look at that weener out oh [ __ ] they just black lives matter of my [ __ ] did my husband just get shot was he black back yeah yes I'm a widow CH those two guys just got shot I know I played this game before if you move you die what you tell us no one wanted to listen to what the [ __ ] I had to say green R you got to stop it time oh man I can see the Finish light right there I can
almost taste the 400 billion Jeffy why did you freeze looking back cuz I wanted to look at the dead body like Logan Paul oh dead body dick doesn't move and [ __ ] Jeffy stop talking they're going to shoot you they can't see my mouth moving Jeffy you're going to get shot stop itff please Jeffy don't do this je dead buy dig please I'm begging huh don't do this what are you do green bag oh my God we made it oh no Marvin and Jeffy oh they're almost out of Time come on Marvin you can
do it red ride oh my God Jeffy the Finish Line's right there green ride I'm so glad you and Jeffy made it oh my God me too so now I guess we all get our 400 billion now right find out next time on squid game 22 [Music]
