okay um hi guys thank you so much for tuning in to the really good podcast with your host Bobby altoff today we have normally I would have the guest introduce himself but I feel like I've been playing your name in my head all day and I feel like I could do it okay you want to give it a shot or yeah and then can you do it after let's see how you do okay Jason Realo it's not good yeah okay you can do it then no I'm not gonna do it actually I mean I'm not
gonna follow that because it was so good yeah so good that's the first time somebody's done that like say my name to me that's the first time I don't believe that super original okay now I get what you're doing and that's kind of rude what are you wearing today did you cut your shirt yourself you think I cut this muscle it looks like you could have perhaps not okay this muscle did you spend a lot of money for someone else to cut that um I wouldn't say a lot of money is a t-shirt how much
I'll be the judge of that um I don't know like a hundred bucks it's a lot of money for a t-shirt that looks like you could have found yourself okay now that's rude if you want to get started on yeah if you want to pay me a couple hundred dollars I'll cut up some T-shirts for you if you can do it this good absolutely I don't know what that's this good or anything spectacular yeah because it's like it's designers who like it too what what designer I don't know but you don't even know sure it
is do you not buy your clothes uh no not usually who buys them for you uh somebody that goes out in do you pick them out from your closet yeah I picked this out today I was like this would be a good shirt to wear today I was just wondering if you have someone who's like here's your shirt for today yeah a lot of days like I'll get like different options like laid out you know but they're not like pick an option okay hard work but look this is there's like um special specs on it
like you're gonna have to like you just flick some paint on it you probably just take the brush and go like yeah that's nice yeah thank you you had your son write some words on your pants yeah I guess I could get a cheaper team to do my clothes I agree yeah yeah I like your shoes I like your clothes as well thank you really really cool pants thank you I actually agree with you I don't feel like you're saying that uh to be nice no no I really like I mean my grandmother we used
to wear uh um sentimental place in my heart that's great thank you for comparing me to your grandmother okay well I guess we're even now Jason yeah so you're not gonna sing your name for me but look have you ever sang your name for people just casually no here you have a little party trick if somebody doesn't know who you are when you're walking in somewhere do you ever just like sing it bust it out I feel like you're singing it in your head right now and you want to you're holding it's playing in your
head right now is it it actually was I knew Bob I knew it and you were thinking about it but then you stopped only because you mentioned me like walking into a room doing it so of course I pictured that in my mind but and it's playing in your head right now and you're thinking about hey I could do it but you're trying to figure out if that'd be funny if you did it or if it would just be bad no I'm definitely not thinking about doing it now you are absolutely a little bit there's
one person of your brain that keeps going to the place that you're like I could sing it no I'm thinking about a lot of things but I'm not what are you thinking about uh something about other things that I should be doing you're giving yourself a massage yeah that's what I do when I'm like okay relaxing I mean we're in the sauna right now so it's true should we turn it on no okay just wondering if you want to do I I could probably do that looks like there's a little thing right there that says
yeah right but I don't think that's a good idea okay well I said it not me so I looked up some stuff before you got here because you were late today and I was I had time to do some research oh and a lot of it I was like that's not interesting but there was one thing that came up on every single thing and I feel like it's interesting okay please please share with me I'm so curious what's interesting about me you really like canned tuna why is that on every single thing about you I
don't know if it's actually I don't like canned tuna but I I did do like a diet where I ate a lot of tuna canned tuna mm-hmm you don't do that anymore no it was a thing that I started in college and uh you know Cancun is very cheap I also used to eat bananas like four Bananas a Day uh because they only cost a quarter each and uh don't do that though makes you constipated okay um but I used to eat four bananas in the canned tuna and like that was like the bulk of
my diet it was pretty bad but I'll shred it though what cost I don't think it was worth it no that was worth it I think but you what do you eat now um when I'm eating when you're eating what does that mean because I do intermittent fasting so some days I don't eat at all so like I don't eat on Fridays it sucks um is it a Friday no it's not it's Wednesday luckily it's not Friday I don't think that's necessary I feel like you could eat on a Friday if you wanted to and
you'd probably still look the same thank you I don't know about that was a compliment but it was something well um is your name tattooed on you no okay yeah just I mean kind of what does that say King Derulo of course it does my son's name is King okay fine I'll I'll let it go I thought you were calling yourself that no no no that's that's okay then that's actually kind of cute thank you I I have my kids on my arm really yes thumb right there is that a sticky tattoo what do you
mean like it's real that doesn't look very real it is it's a it's like a the single Needle tattoo I feel like I could have done that on like what was that thing people used to use like Microsoft Word like the word art just like king gorilla I could have done that better yeah I also feel like with all your other tattoos that doesn't really go the shadow behind it I was gonna do more of these like more of these but just not and Jason on this one are you waiting till you have more kids
and then you're gonna yeah put the you can only have one more kid then I was I liked this one because I'm dark skinned and being dark skins you know some of my tattoos don't show and it's my biggest pet peeve when people are like what's that I hate that I did that to that one so I apologize yeah it's because the way the light is shining on it you probably it was a glare but you also only see I can only make out the ulo there's oh yeah because you didn't see this you have
a whole other half of them this is cleared okay but like it's not nice to go up to somebody and look at their tattoo and be like oh where's that I feel like you did that mine kind of you like really came in close no no I can see what it is it's just it looks like you put it on like it's like stuck I know a tattoo what's that called the good temporary tattoo that's all that's called that is object aside that's a sticky tattoo right no it's not what do you mean all jokes
are not this is they're they're a side right now this is a tattoo of my kids so is it supposed to go away no it doesn't go away it doesn't look like it's going away it it does okay well then I'll get a new one it looks like it looks like you had it since before you had your kids and you're like this is what my kids are going to look like thank you why were you so late today are you normally everywhere you go or is that just a special occasion because you don't really
want to do this and you're like I guess I'll just come late how far do you live from here the irony of it is I didn't even know that I was late so how this is news to me um what time did you think you were supposed to be here I didn't think what are your plans for the rest of the day um I'm probably gonna spend some time with my son and go to the studio at like 10 pm I was told you have a hard out at 1 pm I've never been told that
before by someone and it's that's like in four minutes we just started oh because I have other things so I had makeup another plan right now I'll give you time to think too but make it good nah I have no I'm um I'm I'm going on tour oh okay yeah oh yeah not today I'm sure you are no going on the tour so so I'm doing interviews oh to promote my tour so you have another interview after this yeah like several time I'm not sure but if they said I gotta be out there probably yeah
that's not very funny Jason Derulo it was funny because you were like like what do you have to do after this and I was like I gotta go on tour but that's not what I meant obviously that's that is what you meant you're trying to lie and you're not very good at it do you always take your son with you everywhere on my days um then I'm with him yeah yeah does he enjoy going to work with you I think he really does he he loves going to the studio with me that's cool when are
you gonna make him start working I think it's time yeah I saw you started when you were eight I started really young so yeah you gotta you gotta get to it he's he has a lot of activities like I took him to um gymnastics yesterday and today he has swimming lessons today actually can you swim he's getting pretty good that's like my daughter doesn't notice him no you should probably it's her some lessons she's afraid of the water yeah but she should probably like what she just throw her in there against her will Dad did
to me he did my dad did that to me too yeah see I turned out all right okay you don't have to finish that sentence maybe you shouldn't throw her I won't won't be doing that how'd you get your son to go in a pool I said do you want to go in the pool okay thank you for that so you're starting a podcast oh um did you forget it kind of what does that mean I mean it's called a podcast because that's where it lives like in the podcast world but it's not like me
interviewing people so what are you gonna be doing so I'm doing I make music for a living okay um cool and uh I haven't put out an album for a very long time no one no one's worried about that yeah so if you don't want to do anything you don't have to just letting you know if you were worried I'm here to tell you thank you thank you you're welcome so for the people that are worried about the album just your son probably maybe your team so so for my son um I wanted to create
an album that was that would literally change the way that people listen to albums so when I'm on the treadmill I like watching Netflix you know something other than only just listening to music so I was like what if I created a cinematic experience where people would have another option and not just have to listen to like a normal kind of album um so I teamed up with the creators of uh Twilight and some amazing actors and actresses uh to create this podcast that is a romantic Thriller and then my music is the backdrop for
that why didn't you ask me to be in it yeah can you act can you do something for me right now no okay you wouldn't sing your name using your name and I'll act I want to see you act so bad that I'm gonna sing my name right now you haven't cleared your throat for it are you gonna end with the ACT what do you want me to do it's your audition so I want you to like whatever's on your heart I feel like normally you would give if you're the director you'd be like here's
the roll I'm actually not the director okay so then just Jason what do you want me to do um I want you to I want you to to act like there are some robbers that just came within a restaurant and you were just having some dinner with some guy that you really really really like he's a really handsome guy and the robbers come in how would you react okay sing your name Jason Derulo oh my God that was interesting you really like put your whole heart and soul into that I actually didn't but you did
don't lie I'm glad that it sounded that I wasn't good I just felt like you tried really hard all right so robbers I'm so looking forward to this right now okay the the robbers are chasing me and what they come into the rest oh God okay well this okay I've thought about this a lot okay in my life I'm afraid of not happening so let me channel that fear I would I would imagine can you pretend to yeah I'll be the handsome guy okay I don't know about that but we'll just pretend it's just for
the sake of there's no other people around here right now um you don't find me attractive um should I rate you like one out of ten yeah what would you rate yourself one out of ten yeah yeah I mean we wouldn't normally rate myself I know you've thought of that again don't lie you've thought of that like what I am out of one attend I actually never thought of what I am you just assume you're a 10. clicking your name to people I don't sing my name to people you just did you made me and
I'm gonna cut out all the parts where I asked you so that it looks so that it looks like I said what's your name and then you sang your name wow okay so now you sing me your name I'm also gonna take the footage that you give me when you act when when you try to act and I'm going to say I'm gonna tell people that you auditioned for my podcast and I turned you down okay well that's rude you're gonna wish you had me on there I'm a big name in Hollywood as soon as
you do your monologue I can't promise it's going to be very good but you're still gonna wish you had me in there at one to ten what would you rate yourself you kind of ignored that if you need to know the numbers between one through ten I can help you out there sounds like what's the criteria though is it just looks or is it like the complete package books looks let's give myself a solid um solid nine it's really high is it what do you think there's one through ten ten you just one one less
than ten then what's up what's average you went to college and I didn't you should be able to answer that is that five it's five what do you think I I personally think like six is an average when you talk there's a five yes five is average right yeah five is is the middle so I'm definitely not that okay right okay that's so good this is your opinion not mine go up go up one that's six six you think so you no we have 10 people this is not I mean it's not really my opinion
some people told you you were a nine I mean based I don't know how to paste it I don't know how to like make this sound okay okay this eight sound better yeah actually if you said an eight I'd be like okay he's a little humble nine is just like that's still an a it's a is a b eight is a b but what's the name I think yeah yeah okay eight all right that sounds better okay now you're gonna rape me at one out of ten oh God I didn't think about that um I
don't want to hurt your feelings that face that really hurt my feelings that face okay I didn't mean for that to be what happened I'm gonna give you like a we can use hops too a little bit so maybe like a seven and a half okay yeah you know I was uh in people's magazines uh sexiest man like seven times but seven times five times I exaggerated a little bit because you heard you did but then you realize that's pretty easily fact checkable and yeah yeah you shouldn't do that when you're a big name so
I'm gonna I'm gonna yeah I don't know why they did that I'm probably gonna be sexiest woman alive I think so I I don't think so um I know you were just saying not to be nice but that's okay no I I honestly think that uh your pants are endearing yeah sexiest grandma alive yeah yeah I'll take it no not even that okay yeah um one day one day well we're too unattractive people on a date right now and you kind of did that to me so I have to sorry do you want Attractive people
in a date right now robbers come in can you act yes do you watch your own movie I was gonna say movies but then I realized you've probably only ever been in one I've been in two okay so do you watch your own movies what other movie I was in another movie called uh spinning gold I've really never heard of that it's all right um yeah yeah I can hear the drinks moving around I think that's your Coke you're just not gonna respond to me no I thought I was responding I was thinking it um
go ahead You Can Dance um yeah I like dancing can you dance absolutely not I've seen a video of you dancing okay that was not you're not supposed to see that I thought I deleted that yeah so I saw it on your yeah yeah I don't dance I was doing research on YouTube oh thank you to have to do that your videos are like really um interesting interesting that's a good word um please don't use it to describe my videos though your videos are too I don't follow you but I do see you on my
for you page more than I'd like [Music] that's cool um I don't even remember actually I feel like it's been a minute since I've seen you there but you used to be on my for you page are you not entertained by my videos I don't remember it's been a while I didn't like follow you because I was under do you follow a lot of people no you should try following me you might like it are you gonna follow me back sure okay well I will only follow you if you follow me back okay for this
deal deal on Instagram too okay sorry I didn't know that was like a exclusive place I've never even seen your Instagram account it's there okay well I won't be following you on there though I I actually haven't seen your Instagram account either okay I didn't know you had an Instagram you have Instagram no do you have uh YouTube of course I have YouTube or do you think this video is gonna go I thought it was gonna disappear hopefully nobody will be able to find it I would be unfortunate would it it would be you coerced
me into singing my name and didn't even do the monologue I'll do it do I have a script no you gotta come off the cuff okay freestyle okay okay we're pretending we're on a date okay um hi what will you be ordering sorry it was late today I'm feeling like a little steak okay me too yeah how are you gonna have yours cooked um I like I like medium just medium actually how about you uh medium well yeah yeah okay or well done what's your drink of choice um I'll have a Coke any a alcohol
you want to put it like a square you want to put some vodka in there a little Tequila No how about a wine you wanted some bread I'll have some of the sweetest wine they have okay let's do a um how about a uh Moscato that's a great idea thank you waiter you can grab that for us thank you very much oh my God there's a burglar [Music] he's coming in right now ah it's not good on are we still over did I fail you can be brutally honest right now I won't get offended whatever
you say um that wasn't bad oh wow thank you are you gonna cost me foreign thank you I appreciate that yeah especially like the ending while you're on the screen thank you I I have uh one last thing because you're probably getting it's probably been like a four minute podcast and you're probably gonna make it so I can't even use this video but how quick you're making it um because people are walking around out there it feels like we're getting the signal your people you probably sent them a signal did you do that did you
have a thing like oh if I put my arm up here come rescue me no I was just getting really relaxed finally I feel like you started to open up and then you told them and when I say these words after it means you better really get things wrapped up no no no okay actually this is the most I've ever seen you speak I'm gonna stop talking now I feel like we got somewhere in this okay I can I tell you something else yeah um when I I don't even know how this happened but when
same yeah it's fun sorry you can say sorry too sorry okay yeah it's okay so yesterday I was in Home Depot and I was shopping with my friend assistant um she's outside right there uh we were shopping she gets an email you can just say it's your friend I know but then it sounds less professional because I I like also like to take her everywhere with me so it's like well she's she's in assistant mode right now and then we'll leave and we'll be in Trend mode again okay yeah fun job um we're in we're
in Home Depot she was on assistant mode because she was answering emails I guess but she got an email from your team and it was like here's the stuff about Jason maybe it's to make you speak more about business I don't know do you want me to do that right now I don't know if yummy can you yeah sure if you that's what you'd like business man he's he's going away he's moving away from Jason Derulo he's moving into like Jason Derulo yeah just do it alone okay yeah so dorillo is here today one name
just one name one name okay speak business I'm really into business are you this podcast actually almost started out as like a business podcast so it's actually cool to have you here really I'm like sweating by the way are you hot in here I did be pretty hot I was trying to I feel like someone turned it on [Music] that was your team they're trying to wrap this up no um uh business-wise I mean like for me I love creating things from nothing so just like making music just like um uh building houses I love
just houses yeah like by yourself or you hire people I hire people well that's not really building well it's my idea okay things are like my idea yeah I find it could build afford to build the house from nothing I would do but but you have to like yeah I know I have had ideas yeah yes that's great money and ideas go all together have you ever built a house no do you know anybody that builds houses yeah my dad built our house with his own two hands yes because he had the idea and he
knows how to do that but let's I want to talk business with you okay um yeah I have a lot of businesses can you name one that I would know uh rocket car wash like you actually own a car wash it's an entire there's a lot of car washes you own car washes yeah why um because we need car washes um but it's so Random it's like a subscription model so you have to like all across the country though La is like a pretty big place to not yeah eventually we hope to be in Los
Angeles okay well I am telling you that you should put one here because I have my car is kind of dirty uh do you think we can you think we're getting just give you free car washes no because I was gonna pay we'll give you free car washes thank you if you use code Bobby when you get there you can do you can get a free car wash no uh your team is really is getting you out of here right now they hate they hate this for you he really you really have to go I'm
sorry I knew you I told you that's what you're doing yeah I wasn't okay well that's I'm actually happy he opened that door because it's actually really yeah yeah well Jason I feel like this got nothing this was kind of I feel like we got somewhere I feel like you like really opened up today okay in a way that I've never seen you open up thank you I feel like your team really opened up the door in a way that I've never seen anybody do before and I didn't like that and we just know who
calls the shots in your life it's not you Jason so have a good day [Music] you're not welcome [Music] this couldn't have ended worse this is amazing yeah go take your cooking skedaddle let's get out of here your team is is literally waiting they're gonna fire you they'll fire you they'll they the looks they're giving right now because it feels very like you're gonna be in trouble so do you think this is a good way to end it in the interview no what's a good way I don't know it's not abruptly having your team say
that it's gonna end right now when you were when you were like 45 minutes late who's 45 minutes late you probably you're supposed to be here at 12. it's 1 20. I I do feel like that's how late you are today no way that's okay but maybe follow me back on Instagram and then I can um and then I can um I'll follow you on t-top it's really offensive why because no one cares about who follows you on Tick Tock it's fine really yeah what do you mean I only follow like six people okay fine
I'll take that then that's pretty exciting all right guys Jason's leaving now right bye guys he can go thank you thank you for coming yeah don't spell Coke on me now thank you
