so you are the lawyer mr o'malley i know a lot of lawyer jokes i love lawyer jokes well it's probably because you don't get them when i said before that i was king of forwards you got to understand that i don't come up with this stuff i just forward it along you wouldn't arrest a guy who's just delivering drugs from one guy to another you seem a little bit agitated michael what's the problem the problem is that i am the boss and apparently i can't say anything well that that's my that's true in a way
you can't say anything where's the line where's the line jan do you need to see the video again michael i've seen the video he talked the whole time no i didn't what attention everyone hello uh yes i just want you to know that uh this is not my decision but from here on out we can no longer be friends and when we talk about things here we must only discuss uh work associated things and uh you can consider this my retirement from comedy and in the future if i want to say something funny or witty
or do an impression i will no longer ever do any of those things does that include that's what she said yes wow that is really hard you really think you can go all day long well you always left me satisfied and smiling so that's what she said michael please please come on you would have done the same you just didn't think of it first oh my god please i i really that's not my sense of humor okay hello jan mr o'malley this is my lawyer james p albini i believe you may recognize his face from
the billboards he specializes in free speech issues and motorcycle head injuries workers comp and diet pill lawsuits this guy does it all excuse me i'm sorry michael mr o'malley is your lawyer what mr o'malley is our corporate lawyer we have him on retainer to protect the company as well as upper level management such as yourself so i'm not in trouble i am so used to being the bad boy i am so used to fighting corporate that i forget that i am corporate upper management they hooked me up with an attorney to protect me you can't
be too careful about what you say about money my problems you
