When You Get Kicked Out The House

hold up before this video starts i just want to say one thing i'm sorry okay i'm sorry if you look at my page it says my last skit was posted on november 17 of 2020 it's 2022 what am i doing we already passed the one year anniversary but we backing active on all social medias like instagram and twitter i couldn't make a skit until this video was done i just needed a good transition into the rest of my skits from here on i'm still not playing these games this is like season two of hearthstone lucas

cause things change and that's what this video is here for to introduce big change and because this video is finally posted i can get back to doing what i love and start posting consistently like i was in 2018 but if you've been watching me for a while then i really hope you enjoyed this video because i got a lot of my characters involved and um easter eggs i think oh hey but yeah let's just get into the video new intro let's do this huh i'm not playing these games [Music] [Music] hello i am currently at

the grocery store picking up some things um i got a question are you home right now yeah i'm just getting here why you ask i need you to do a quick favor for me i need you to take the salmon out of the freezer it needs to throw out all right i got you yeah i need you to do that immediately yeah i'm just calling to make sure you did what i asked you to do you did it right i'm in the kitchen right now as we speak all right i'm counting on you hello again

hey i'm just calling to let you know i'm about seven minutes away from the house um based on how many times i called you though um there's no reason why the fish shouldn't be out of the fridge right it's a simple and easy task to get done already no no no no i believe you if you said you did it then you did it i'm just letting you know i'm about to be home shortly all right bye i remember now they hate each other hey wanna go back an extreme bear wrestle so where's the salmon

oh maybe he put it in a sink what the hell is that boy been doing what the i know that boy did it since when do we close doors in this house hey hello no shoes in the house take them all that's the last straw no we have plenty of straws actually see oh yeah i gave you one job what i don't even have a job the fish where did you put the sandwich damn it what salmon i told you four times four times to take the salmon out of the freezer i swore you said

ice cream what what would i say ice cream i don't know i was confused too how does a fish sound like ice cream you know what truthfully i wasn't even paying attention i just heard you say take something out the freezer why would you think ice cream would be the logical choice if i told you to take something out of the fridge look i don't know maybe it was too cold for you maybe you wanted a room tip or something warmer i just asked for one thing and you can't do it what do you be

doing around here i don't know nothing and that's the problem also when you see things need to be done around here why don't you do it what are you referring to you'll see this room the sink full of dishes jesus the trash is full mama it's a trash can it's supposed to have trash city that's it i'm done dealing with this suitcase thank you i'm tired of this no more disrespect i'm done huh you don't need to clean my room i was gonna get those hold up when i said i'm done i'm busy now get

the hell out of my house you can't be serious i'm not playing these games [Music] what you looking at who you yelling at hey i need to ask you for a favor yeah can i just come over to you and talk about this in person [Music] all right now what is this about okay look i know this is going to be kind of random but i mean we were best friends back in school right back in school i'm still in school what are you talking about oh you ain't graduate yet we're 24 25 now look

i got homework and this is what was so important i'm about to go back in the house no wait okay look i'm sorry that's my bad um you know my mom right oh yeah how is ms theresa doing nah she's fine everything's well but um slight problem um so she might have um wait what'd you say kick me out of the house say it again kick me out of the house louder louder damn kick me out of the house she kicked me out of the house [Music] so what are you getting at well you know

seeing how we used to be so close i thought maybe it would be a great idea if you know i could stay with you for a while possibly how'd that sound i don't like the sound of that oh you want me to say it differently and why would you do that i don't know maybe you like the sound of this one see what i was thinking is i move into your bedroom right the whole bedroom is mine it's not yours anymore you move into the bathroom you get comfortable in the sink and what is my

last name again you got one of those get on my property make sense [Music] i'll wait [Music] and what brings one of my favorite students to my humble abode today yeah mr patrick sir i had a favor i needed to ask of you okay i'm interested going i'm listening you got my full undivided attention excuse me sir got anything to eat stop now i know you did it that is rude it's him holding a conversation with my student do i interrupt your conversation yes all the time we can't talk anything because there's no talking in

my house same as there's no eating food in my house ever oh wait i didn't i didn't know you had kids huh i don't have kids oh so so you teach classes on the weekends too no what gave you that idea i'll waste excuse me then you keep picking on me okay what you expect me to do i know you ain't just nice to me expecting me to help they just scary trust me that nine year old packs a punch hey who says if you leave get your [ __ ] back here what you think

you're doing my ankles [Music] get back over there get back to the house [Music] what the hell is that oh hell no someone get this beast get this [ __ ] off of me [Music] what you gonna do what you want to do hello hello where is it hello you ain't just see me out here screaming for my life running from this big ass panther where were you look forget it what did i come out here for um all right look i'm sorry for appearing on your bill except the way i did i know we

probably don't know each other probably not at all actually my name lucas nice to meet you but look i got a very serious question i need to ask you and by all means feel free to say no if you know you feel uncomfortable with it because you probably will be so are you even listening to me because i feel like you're not you're not responding to me i need you to respond to me in my words well that's different is it is it good what what do you want can i please come inside what did

i tell you come on you're embarrassing me look we're already drawing in a crowd don't make me regret this come on you can come in briefly but you not stick hey it's popping where the hell are you what is this i said no and when i say no i mean it you're not coming back i haven't even been done for a day yet hey you already replaced me can you please close my door back to where i had look i'm not cleaning up after you no more i can change i'm giving you way too many

chances as it is one more chance won't hurt you look i don't know what to tell you it's over it's time for you to grow up and move on in the discussion so that's it that's all you have to say [Music] i think i got a solution to your problem i need a place to live how could you possibly help me because i know of a place a good place you can stay at wait if you know of a place to stay then why don't you stay there yourself i do stay there this is my

damn house all you thought was just staining your attic forever with no other place to go oh wow wonderful i see how you thinking of me now follow the coordinates it should take you to the correct address the back door should be unlocked but why are you doing this [Music] damn [Music] i said get out of my house and i don't know who left us at the door but take this with you [Music] i mean this looks like the place [Music] damn big headed ass got a dormitory on your shoulders how you get here so

fast i don't know if you realize but this is a skit i can do whatever i want i can teleport if i want it okay look i follow the coordinates i'm here what am i supposed to do now get comfortable this your house now this is me paying you back for all those years you've taken me in years you was there for years plus we never took you in we don't even know when you moved in well regardless you got a place to stay now but look i gotta go somewhere wait where you going i'm

going home i thought this was your house the house i stay in to the attic if you haven't understood this video yet basically i moved so this is life now i ain't got it all but how i'm not up in your league she said i am not the one that she's certainly not for me bro you got the hoes but i guess i cannot agree she say she not for me emphasize she not for me