I figured out how to become fluent in any language fast and remember it forever let me guess you've been wasting your time with apps random videos and useless vocab lists and you're still stuck because you're doing it all wrong you idiot but the problem isn't you it's the garbage methods you've been following in this video I'm giving you 8 cheat codes that top students use to master any language faster than you ever thought possible so let's get started 8 learn like a child kids are the ultimate language learners why because they don't care about making
mistakes they just listen imitate and figure it out as they go meanwhile here you are too scared to say a word unless your grammar is 100% perfect so stop wasting time obsessing over verb conjugations and do best listen copy and repeat watch shows play music and repeat words even if you sound like a complete idiot the secret isn't in textbooks or endless grammar drills it's in exposing yourself to the language and just going for it 7 talk to a native alright you're not packing your bags to move abroad or magically finding native speaking friends but
if you're serious about learning you need a real plan and guess what that plan starts with getting some personalized one on one lessons not from your clueless friend who took one semester of Spanish but from someone who actually knows what they're doing that's why I recommend Itaki it's a platform where you can learn from real native speaking teachers who will fix your mistakes and make sure you don't sound like a complete idiot think about it on a talkie you're not stuck in some boring classroom you get lessons tailored to your unique needs interests and goals
hey textbooks no problem Wanna talk about your favorite TV show or prepare for a job interview they've got you with over 30,000 teachers worldwide there's literally no excuse for you to be stuck saying Hola and Gracias for the rest of your life stop pretending you're too busy because you can book lessons around your own insane schedule and here's the kicker a talkie doesn't just help you learn it boosts your confidence like crazy you can practice conversation with native speakers who won't judge you when you butcher a word they'll help you improve your listening and speaking
skills so you can actually sound fluent and let's be honest we both know you need it even if you're a clueless beginner who can barely string two words together you can find teachers who speak your native language I'm just starting out in French and one 30 minute lesson on italki taught me more than all my failed attempts combined Bonjour Zhu Sweetlex Splicator Furia man leprechaun correct SLC I don't you just feel explicator failure yeah that's right they'll hold your hand and explain everything in baby steps so you don't feel like a total idiot but you're
probably thinking great but I can't afford this wrong on a talkie you pay per lesson note sneaky subscriptions or monthly fees and right now there's an even better deal buy $10 and get $5 for free using my promo code Angry Explainer but this deal is only for the first 50 people so move your lazy butt before it's gone click the link in the description or comments and stop making excuses already because New Year is the best time for learning a new language 6 immerse yourself yet trick your brain into thinking you're living in a country
that speaks the language change your phone your social media and even your kitchen labels to the language you're trying to learn yes I mean everything don't chicken out and keep your phone in English you idiot this forces you to stop being lazy and actually interact with the language all day every day start listening to podcasts in the language two doesn't matter if you only catch a word here or there your brain needs to hear the rhythm the pronunciation and the flow you'll feel like a confused toddler at first but that's how you learn genius suddenly
googling something becomes a mini language lesson and you'll start picking up phrases without even realizing it 5 create your own dictionary stop wasting your time learning random words like archaeologist or beekeeping when you can't even order a coffee in the language you idiot focus on the stuff you actually use write down words and phrases you'd say in your real life like how to ask for directions how to tell someone you're running late or even how to complain about how hard this language is make it personal if you're not building a dictionary tailored to your life
you're just cramming useless vocab into your head for no reason and here's the kicker languages aren't just about words they're about how people actually talk you need to learn how locals use expressions so you don't end up sounding like a stiff robot reciting from a textbook ever heard someone say greetings kind sir may I inquire about the nearest bus stop yeah me neither focus on learning how people really speak or don't be surprised when everyone gives you a weird look you idiot 4 talk to yourself a lot yeah you're gonna feel like a lunatic but
talking to yourself out loud is one of the best ways to learn a language start narrating everything you're doing I'm pouring coffee I'm tripping over my shoelaces whatever describe stuff around you this table is brown that cat looks pissed off sure it sounds ridiculous but who cares you're practicing you're training your brain to think in the language instead of translating every single word and let's be honest no one's listening to you anyway so stop being self conscious and get on with it you idiot here's the deal if you can't talk to yourself how are you
gonna talk to anyone else think of imaginary conversations as your warm up act picture yourself at a cafe ordering coffee or pretending to ask someone for directions to the nearest bathroom it's low stakes no judgment and it gets you confident and fluent yeah you'll feel like a bit of an idiot at first but hey at least you'll be an idiot who's actually getting better 3 play video games in the language stop being an idiot and wasting time playing video games in your native language instead switch to the one you're trying to learn genius change the
settings dive into the story and let the dialogue teach you while you're too busy saving the world to notice you're actually learning something and if you're playing multiplayer even better get into matches with international players open your mouth start talking yeah you'll sound like a clueless idiot at first but guess what that's how you stop being one you'll pick up slang learn how real people talk and maybe even piss off a few players along the way good no grammar app is gonna teach you how to insult someone midmatch or explain what G G E Z
means that's where games come in you'll get real phrases in real situations while actually having fun so stop being lazy and start leveling up literally 2 create a weekly schedule alright start by dividing your week into specific chunks for each skill listening speaking reading and writing but pick one or two skills to focus on per day for example spend Monday listening to a podcast and mimicking what you hear yes even if you sound ridiculous then move on to recording yourself trying to pronounce those words without sounding like a robot spoiler alert this works by Tuesday
switch gears grab a short article or a blog post in your target language and read it no you don't need to understand every single word so stop whining and just push through then write a quick summary or better yet your horribly confused thoughts about what you just read this builds vocabulary enforces your brain to connect the dots do something similar for the rest of the week alternating between skills and attacking them one at a time now weekends they're not your excuse to slack off you idiot use that time to review what you Learned during the
week revisit the podcast read the article again or try speaking about the topic without stuttering like a fool mix the skills together to solidify everything in your head and here's the harsh truth if you're not consistent you're wasting your time your progress isn't going to magically happen because you tried hard for one day stick to the plan break it down and get to work you idiot 1 attack your weak spots let's face it you suck at something maybe it's listening speaking or even writing a basic sentence without looking like a total fool that's fine what's
not fine is ignoring it and hoping it magically gets better spoiler alert it won't sit down figure out where you're struggling and focus your energy there can't understand a word of that podcast you're pretending to listen to start listening to simpler stuff and repeat it until your ears finally get it sound like a robot every time you speak practice mimicking native speakers until you stop and embarrassing yourself stop avoiding your weak spots you coward and attack them head on and I hope to see you in the next video if you don't show up well you're
even dumber than I thought
