I just finished five photo shoots in London attended a fashion show in Paris done an interview for Vogue Italia and now my exhausted buddy was about to have some pampering in the fanciest hotel in Greece all by myself suddenly I heard a loud bang in my room I went to go check what it was and I was shocked to see one of my luggage bags moving I slowly opened it and a creepy stranger suddenly sprang out from it while sniffing my favorite dress my bodyguards rushed as I screamed in horror this is a serious invasion
of my privacy take him away right now Iris I'm begging you just one kiss in a selfie I'm your number one fan oh please can I ever get a freaking break hi my name is Iris and I'm a famous supermodel with a billionaire boyfriend it might sound like every teenage girl's dream but for me it was my worst nightmare before I continue please like And subscribe the Hotel incident was circulating on the news in no time and as soon as I reached my parents they immediately fired my bodyguards I forced my manager to clear my
schedule for a week so I could just breathe but the universe literally said no while I was doing yoga in my room someone suddenly barged in it was my new boyfriend Rocco he was the son of an aess actor and he seemed pretty cool not to mention really really hot Rocco what are you doing here it's been 8 minutes since my last chat why aren't you replying you you came all the way here just for that no I came here to do this will you marry me what the freaking crabs are you crazy we'd been
dating for like 5 days you made me believe you loved me I don't even know your eye color Roco suddenly he started balling like a baby on the floor oh my God my heart it hurts so bad what the heck are you doing I love you Iris I won't leave until you say yes he really meant it and I had to have him thrown out by security after all the crazy incidents with the paparazzi and my fans Rocco was the last straw and I'd finally had enough I was tired of being worshiped and followed because
I was a famous model one day as I was watching my favorite Channel MSA I came across a video of a model who got plastic surgery to change her identity it would be amazing to just disappear and return as a completely different person wait that was actually a great idea I tried on a black wig with bangs to cover my eyes changed my eye color from blue to green threw in some makeup and baggy clothes and I couldn't even recognize myself mom screamed upon seeing me and almost reported me as a trespasser I told them
about my plan of giving up my career and identity for a while and dad told me I was crazy no Dad I'm not I just want to be a normal girl living a normal life with no bodyguards and obsessed fans around me 24/7 I want to live somewhere else that no one knows about I've been homeschooled all my life and now I want to go to an actual school and have friends please let me have this I'm begging you they were speechless for a whole minute do as you please sweetheart take a break for as
long as you want you deserve it Dad fine but on one condition I'll choose the apartment for you and you have to take at least two Maids with you deal and just like that I was off to a new chapter in my life as the cool and mysterious Siri as I was walking towards the school building on my first day I suddenly stopped upon seeing a scary dog in the middle of the road and when it started to chase me suddenly a skateboard came flying into the air scaring it away gosh that was close I
turned to my savior and he was cute hey there thanks for saving my life what I was just doing a backflip and my skateboard slipped you still saved my life what's your name you're not my type Sweet Cakes so move on wait did he just reject me well that was something new I had never felt so lost when I finally got into the school building everyone was wearing Louis Vuitton Gucci Chanel her Mae and Prada and they were all fake was this an actual school or an amateur fashion club and everyone was looking at me
like I was wearing something disgusting was it because of my oversized hoodie but I had to look as different as I possibly could for my original Self when I finally got into my class no one even glanced at me for the first time I felt invisible and I wasn't complaining I headed to an empty seat but before I could finally sit a girl put gum on it I don't sit with losers me a loser huh just then a fam guy came in it was the Skater Boy Hey do you remember me we met earlier today
are you stalking me just give it up sweet cakes I was already here and my name isn't Sweet Cakes it's Siri so you're like the real life Siri iPhone's virtual assistant I just spelled my name backward for this identity and that hadn't even crossed my mind hey guys we got the real life Siri over here then they all started making fun of my fake name and it was so annoying hey Siri can I eat my shoes without dying hey Siri would a worm eat a dead worm I put my headphones on but Skater Boy took
them off why aren't you answering our questions are you glitching or something haven't you heard of the latest Apple update Siri won't answer stupid questions from now on I didn't know Siri was actually feisty just then a familiar girl entered and her eyes went straight to me OMG what a Terri terrible day to have eyes that outfit is horrible someone take this new girl out of this room right now stop acting like you're the fashion queen Payton remember how you got rejected for a commercial and never made it as a model and your tantrum video
went viral those people were just blind I couldn't believe they chose that trash Iris over me she stole my place iris is not trash iris is a goddess wait Iris sorry to butt in but are you guys talking about the supermodel yes the worst supermodel of all time oh now I remembered this girl she'd auditioned with me for the commercial that launched my career and she'd thrown a huge tantrum when she wasn't selected and Skater Boy actually had a crush on me how interesting soon I learned that his name was Marcus he was living in
the same neighborhood as mine and he was famous for his pranks one time he brought a freaking cow to school and left it at the top of the stairs no one knew how he managed to do it another time he stole the teacher's necklace and replaced it with a fake snake and she literally passed out he was insane one day in the library I was trying to get a book from a higher shelf but I couldn't reach it and he suddenly appeared behind me you need help yes please I need that book over there to
my surprise he transferred it to the very top shelf instead and walked off ugh he was really something else it was lunchtime and I was starving as a model I was always on a very strict diet but now I could eat whatever I wanted no one wanted to sit with me so I chose a table at the corner and just then Marcus came over with his friends this is our table go away sorry I didn't see your name on it can't we share it we can but on one condition you have to clean my skateboard
I ran over a huge pile of poop no thanks I'd rather eat on the floor and with that I did what I said and everyone looked so confused Marcus started calling me a weirdo since then over the next few days I noticed that pton kept spreading fake information about me the model Iris she obviously hated me and wanted everyone to join the club I heard that her breath smells like cats poop and her head is full of dandruff and all her boyfriends ditched because she's too clingy oh my God ew why is she even a
model you're way better than her girl I know right so unfair I don't deserve this I was about to say something but someone did it for me first stop farting through your mouth Peyton those are all lies Truth Hurts darling I heard she quit modeling maybe she finally realized she isn't anything special yet somehow she's a famous supermodel with tons of fans and you've got this lame Haters Club in school you seem obsessed with her Marcus burst out laughing and shouted you tell her weirdo well Payton looked Furious I thought she'd rip my hair out
but instead she just stormed off angrily on my way to class the next day a girl bumped into me and Spilled her coffee all over my shirt right before a presentation oh my God I'm so sorry she offered to lend me her extra shirt in her locker and I thought that was really nice of her but in the middle of the presentation I started scratching myself and I couldn't stop soon everyone was laughing like wild hyenas including Marcus when I saw my reflection I could barely recognize myself my skin was red and Bloated I looked
like a puffer fish just then I saw pton and that girl high-fiving I knew they'd plan this oh I was so going to make her pay I was then sent to the clinic and the nurse told me to continue my treatment at home later that night I was about to sleep when someone crashed through my window I grabbed a bat to attack the Intruder and then I realized it was Marcus relax weirdo it's just me oh no I didn't have my wig and contact lens on I grabbed my shades and wrapped a pillowcase around my
hair before facing him why are you wearing that at midnight you look like a stupid sushi roll I don't have to explain myself to you anyway get out you're trespassing calm down okay I just wanted to give you this an apology gift for laughing at you earlier I was about to smile when I realized that it was a puffer fish seriously ow he then told me that he overheard Payton and her friend talking about how they'd put some chemical on that shirt that was really uncool let's go to her house tonight and release tons of
bugs in her room no I don't like that kind of Revenge it's lame tell me what's not lame then oh you'll know it tomorrow the next day I surprised Everyone by wearing the most expensive Gucci hoodie and Boots as I walked in the hallway like a fashion model you think you're a star now just because you're wearing fake Gucci wake up dummy you're dreaming are you talking about yourself I slapped her with the receipt of the items and she suddenly forgot how to speak dude that was so cool you literally ate that Witch alive that's
how you do it teach me your ways Senpai only if you'll stop making fun of me that's kind of hard but I'll try Marcus and I became closer over the next few months I always had fun with him even when he talked about Iris 90% of the time one time he took me to his place and I was shocked to see how many posters he had of me just look at her how can someone be that perfect it's just unfair to every other girl no one could ever measure up to her wow he was beginning
to sound as Loco as Rocco but at least there was no danger he'd ever be obsessed with Siri one weekend we went to the park and he taught me some skateboarding tricks as a model I was always careful never to do anything that might get me injured but this was really fun in the very next second the skateboard slipped from under my feet and I went flying backwards but before my head could hit the ground Marcus caught me wo easy there you okay his face was so close to mine as he looked down in concern
and I noticed for the first time how lovely his eyes were love oh you're kind of heavy girl can you please try to stand up now I immediately jumped to my feet heavy I was model thin jerk we skateboarded a bit more and then fell onto the grass to rest can I ask you a question Marcus you already asked dummy why do you love Iris I mean how do you love a person when you haven't even met her is it just because she's pretty 3 years back my sister got sick and in the hospital this
beautiful girl paid a visit to the kids there and gave them some gifts I'll never forget how sweet and kind she was to my sister I didn't know then that she was actually a supermodel and since then I started admiring her from afar I told you she's perfect oh so he actually liked me for that and not just because I was pretty and I felt like I wanted to tell him the truth about me but I couldn't not yet a few days later some girls were drooling over a guy in the hallway and I almost
almost choked on my saliva when I realized who it was Rocco oh my God what was he doing here I need to find Iris my heart told me she was here I could literally smell her as I ran to the restroom my wig got caught on something and it almost fell off I quickly ran to the restroom and fixed it before anyone noticed pH and then I called my dad to tell him about this he suggested transferring to another school but something was stopping me I'd just settled in and well there was Marcus but thank
God Rocco was gone when I got out a few days later our drama club teacher decided to pair me with Marcus and there was a scene where we had to kiss and we needed to practice it in front of everyone yuck no way I'm kissing her he then pretended to throw up what's wrong with kissing me it's not a big deal I just don't want my lips to be tainted by yours excuse me my lips are not poisonous or gross the audience started chanting for us to kiss already but he kept making lame excuses to
delay it oh the irony he was obsessed with Iris but allergic to Siri and it was so confusing our teacher lost her patience so we had no choice but to do it I closed my eyes and as his lips touched mine I felt a storm of butterflies in my stomach he immediately pulled away and yelled this is officially the worst day of my life he was pissing me me off I just stormed off after drama class and ignored him all day later when I was walking back home he caught up with me hey are you
in a bad mood or something you left without waiting for me so I can do whatever I want you can't find your way home without me what's the matter with you nothing can't a girl walk in peace oh come on is it about the kiss I'm sorry if I overreacted it's not about that but kissing me is not yuck okay there are tons of boys who' love to kiss me oh yeah who'd want to kiss a weirdo like you oh you have no idea dude so what did you actually want me to enjoy it no
I didn't want you to but yeah you should have I've been told I'm a really good kisser okay let me try it again then I was caught off guard when he suddenly pulled me into a very hot kiss I was catching my breath as he finally let go of me that was wow I didn't want to kiss you before because I wanted our first kiss to be special he then turned around and left leaving me completely stunned I wasn't able to sleep that night because I couldn't stop thinking about our mind blowing kiss he liked
me the next day he wasn't talking to me all day and it was pure torture should I tell him the truth and admit my feelings for him now I had to tonight unfortunately Payton got bored and threw a huge party I learned that Marcus was going so I did too only to regret it instantly because just 10 minutes into the party pton suddenly gathered everyone's attention I prepared a little show for you guys are you ready to see it she started showing pictures of me as Iris oh so she was doing her smear campaigns during
parties now did you guys know that this famous model suddenly she splashed water on my face and took my wig off has been here with us the whole time yes I discovered your little secret in the bathroom one day so you got bored of your perfect life and decided to fool us all oh my God I met Marcus's eyes across the room and he looked super shocked no this couldn't be happening just then the crowd went wild and before they could jump on me I ran out of her mansion and called dad to take me
home the news instantly reached mainstream media so I was forced to quit school and filed a restraining order against Rocco before he could come looking for me again I'd been trying to contact Marcus to explain everything but he never returned my calls and it was killing me one day my parents went on a business trip and I was left alone in our Mansion just then I heard someone yelling downstairs I walked to the balcony and saw Marcus being held down by my bodyguards Siri Iris whatever your name is I just want to talk to you
please let go of him boys my heart was pounding hard as I met with him downstairs Marcus what are you doing here he just threw a magazine in front of me and said I want an autograph huh did he come here as a fan or what I picked it up and while I was signing it he suddenly grabbed my hand and pulled me into a hug I missed you so much I I missed you too and I'm sorry for lying to you I was supposed to tell you that day there's no no need to explain
you had your reasons I understand then what took you so long to see me I needed more time to think I was so confused I have always idolized Iris and always thought that she was the love of my life but then you came a Seri and everything changed I couldn't stop thinking about you since the first time I saw you really for me it was much later yeah okay whatever be the supermodel or the annoying weirdo I don't care as long as it's you I love you I love you too now what should I call
you I haven't thought about that yet as of now just call me yours
