Man, Uber's a pain. It's still down the street. Hey, excuse me.
Are you Luisa Guimarães de Albuquerque? -Yeah? -Wonderful!
How are you? -Here's your money. -My money?
Didn't you wear yellow in New Year's Eve? -I did. -Well, yellow brings money!
It's from the 17th refund batch. Better late than never, right? You serious?
Nah, it's a prank! It's a prank! You can come out!
This is legit. New Year started in Australia, Brazil was one of the last. So you're saying there's money for me?
-Let me show you. You're getting. .
. -It's for me? R$ 700,000 in cash.
-Damn! -Do you like it? -Jesus!
-This is really all mine? If you'd worn yellow pants, I might've gotten you a million. -It.
. . it really is cash.
-Yeah. I used to be in charge of seeing if people jumped the seven waves. But then we had to cut costs and divide colors, -so I got yellow.
-Lemme ask you something. Is my name on your list? Can you take a look?
Did you wear yellow, eat lentils or wrapped a pomegranate seed in a banknote? No, I was wearing a blue tee, at Posto 4, in Recreio. I was facing the ocean, you saw me.
I remember! But you wore blue. -Yeah!
-Well, blue brings peace, right? Here. -What was that?
-Peace. Now go live your life in peace. Oh, thanks, Yemanja!
Peace's great! But I really needed money, my mom's in the hospital. Oh, a surgery?
That's health. You gotta wear orange or purple. But I work three jobs and I have five kids!
I really need money! You didn't wear yellow, so working's pointless. You have to wear yellow.
-Or you get nothing. . .
-Yemanja? Leonardo Murgel! Is that you?
That's me alright. -Didn't you wear red? -Yeah.
Then let me suck you off. C'mon. Hello, girls!
Today's vid is awesome! We're about to open the offerings! Keep an eye out!
Thaís, loved the bracelet you dropped in the ocean! See, it looks great! There's so much cool stuff.
Not to mention a bunch of lavender, which you insist I like. I don't, guys. It's okay, I'll give it to Oshun, she loves that stuff.
Oh, by the way, a very important message, guys. Don't forget to subscribe to the channel, my yeman-lovers! Yeman-lovers!
I love you, guys! As I know, and as you know, orisha is not without honor, save in his own country. See ya around!
