Cheers - Woody Boyd funny moments Part 7 HD

cheers is filmedi n front of a live studio audience hey mr peterson i'm a leo what's my horoscope say a young bartender should refill mug of thirsty patron at corner those things are so vague they can apply to anyone i was in this party with a bunch of strangers food was great music was loud all of a sudden everybody in the place stopped and was looking at me and i realized that i wasn't wearing any pants oh yes i've had that dream a million times yeah me too and boy is it ever embarrassing huh why

is that uh nom never embarrassed me hey the one i hate you know you're back in college right and you haven't been to class the entire semester the teacher's about to give the final exam oh yeah that one's the worst what are you talking about cuddle you never went to college it's a dream stupid well how about the one where you go to this fancy restaurant and before they let you in they make you leave your legs at the door and the girl gives you claim check number six so you go in but instead of

food everyone's eating their silverware only you can't really enjoy your fork because you're so worried that whoever got claim check number nine might finish first and pick up your legs by mistake come on guys uh what do you say we snap up these flyers they can't last forever wouldn't be so sure now you know peterson you got the gutzo burglar in here peddling a tanning salon on the sunniest day of the year outside of someone with a financial interest in the place who'd be stupid enough to spend a minute in your rip-off joint sorry well

it's just that it's such a lovely sunny day out as your tanned faces will attest well i guess i'm feeling especially girlish how come miss chambers you know woody the usual thing that puts a bounce in a girl's step ah supportos hey sam i found out all about miss chambers date i mean a beautiful night of magic just spill it will you woody well the ballet was exquisite but it paled by comparison to the enchanting coach ride under the stars chad held her porcelain-like hand lightly tracing tiny circles on her elementary alabaster alabaster and then

fearing that the spell might be broken she invited him up to her pied to tear for some quiet conversation and warm brandy and then what miss chambers said if you want to hear the rest you got to ask it yourself forget it forget it man oh ask you sam sounds like you won't be disappointed you know i plan on leaving something behind for the world to remember me by and here it is it's a glass of windex woody no it's a drink and woody boyd is going to become the next jim sheen certainly you've heard

of the inventor of the fish house punch i can't say we have wood but then again we don't get out that much you know well i'm calling mine the blue boyd of happiness can i tempt you not bad really whoa hey that's delicious oh now all i got to do is fill up these forms and register with bartender's monthly magazine and my name will be a household word yeah doorknob hey sam you want to try my new drink woody i can't touch that stuff i'm an alcoholic you are come on i'm sorry i thought you

knew yeah i drank myself out of baseball and out of a marriage gee that's hard to believe well that's true right gang no no no i believe you were drunk sam i just didn't know you'd been married okay dr crane just drink up woody please you promised you'd stop after the rum and trail mix that wasn't a drink that was just something to cleanse your palate now come on here my god woody that bad huh no no it's terrific here try this i never had anything like it all right oh yeah this one gets you

in the cocktail hall of fame so what's in it what yeah what's the secret recipe yeah well all right it's uh two parts sound in this case the smitten youth is particularly good looking no make that exceptionally good-looking no make it greek god-like the problem is that he's very persistent and with his beauty and youthful order i find myself inexplicably drawn to him he's asked me out several times now i don't want to encourage him but on the other hand i'm tempted what do you think i should do sam i'm sorry i got sidetracked there

i was looking at my foot sam please as you know i'm one who prides herself on her attraction to the inner man and every once in a while someone comes along that makes you go zowie oh stop it we you're just trying to make me jealous you're being jealous was the farthest thing from my mind although now that you bring it up any sane man would be jealous of lancer pulling air oh come on if you're gonna make a guy up at least give him a name that doesn't sound like a bad aftershave i knew

it was a mistake to talk to them i'll just have to deal with this on my own rest assured though that the last thing i need is to become that young man's mrs robinson wouldn't that be mrs apollinaire no woody mrs robinson was a yes it would answer your question here carly who's the handsomest man you know robert redford no no he's a movie star i mean someone you really know robert you don't know robert redford yes i do how come he never mentioned it if you were the only woman in boston he was messing

around with would you tell anybody okay all right besides robert redford i mean somebody you see in the city here who's the handsomest guy you see in the city um dwight evans no not not an athlete somebody that you see every day and my butcher in this bar carla standing next to you getting very angry well that would be you sam well why do you put me through this stuff put you through what oh hey uh what do you come here uh let me ask you a question who uh who's the handsomest guy you know

oh that's easy carla's butcher you