Hello there, Mr Riley. Hello. You all right?
Yeah. My name is Dr Betty and I'm the psychologist. I'll come and see you cuz my GP sent me to see you, didn't he?
He said, "Come and see a trick psychist cuz then you'll be all right. " Come and see. Trick psychist.
Psychiatrist. Yeah, you must know that one. Yeah.
He said, "Come and see cuz you have time to listen to me. " Yeah, he's not had time to listen to me, you see, cuz he's a GP, he's a doctor, but I don't think he's very clever. He's not very clever cuz he's not he's not he's not let get into this, you see.
He won't let me talk about this. He taught us this sometime, but then Yeah. Sometimes he doesn't.
Can I just clarify why why why you're here and why I'm here? I'm I'm the psychiatrist in the emergency clinic today and your GP's asked me to see. Yes, that's why I'm here.
Is that right? That's why No. Yeah, cuz you I got to tell you about this.
Okay. Okay. And this cuz there's important stuff in there.
Really, really important stuff. Before we start with that, can I just ask you what would you like me to call you, Mr Riley? Well, names names are games, so I don't bother with names.
That's just stupid. Okay. Call me John.
John? Yeah. Okay.
What's your name? Okay. I'm Dr Betty.
No, your proper name. My name is Dr Your name's not Doctor at work. I am Dr Betty.
You're not doctor. Dr Diddly Dang. Wley Dang.
Okay. Good day. Do you watch?
That's fantastic. Okay. Now, now what?
What is Can I ask you how how old are you, John? Oh, only as old as a woman you feel, aren't you? Right.
Okay. You know, wake the man's artist to his stomach. Oh, yeah.
Fantastic. How old would that make you? To the soul.
Nice bit of soul. Yeah. No.
A bit of fish. F. I'm hungry.
You got any food? Any food around here? Oh, wait.
Down there. You got any food? I'm starving now.
They won't be able to get you any food. Should we perhaps I'll tell you what, let's think about this in a minute. This is a good idea.
This is important. This is why I meant to talk to you about this. Tell you what's going on.
Tell me a bit about this then. Well, this is this is the work I've been doing. which is really important and it's it's my cure for cancer.
That's what it is. You know, it's all written down here. It's not written down.
It's here and it's at home in books at home. What I get from the papers is I get I'll get s clues as to what you know what I'm supposed to do and how I'm supposed to get the the other clues to to so I can hone it down and and come up with a final. How long John has all of this been going on?
It's been going for ages now. Ages now. Well, I've been up all week most.
But this week I've been working really hard. It's been going on longer than a week, but I've been working out really hard for this week. You norally have some numbers you have to to find out.
Am I right in thinking you normally do a different job? Yeah, I'm a mechanic. You're a mechanic.
Car mechanic. Yeah. Manic mechanic they call me.
Manic mechanic. Yeah, it was my mate. Let my mate Dave.
My mate Dave. I I bought show him this and he told me well he told me to go away cuz I was bonkers. He didn't say go away.
He told me to off. My goodness. Okay.
He said off. You're bonkers. Anyway, so he did that and so I said, well, you know, I didn't think he was clever enough really, you know, not because I went to see the doctor about it because I thought, show him because he's a doctor, you know, he's been to university, he's done stuff, you Yeah.
thick as No, he really didn't. He said didn't have time. I thought, how can you not have time for to hear about the cure for cancer, right?
You know what I mean? Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. So, that's why he sent me to see you because I tell you all about it. Okay.
Well, tell tell me about it then. Okay. Well, I've got I've got me various bits and pieces here and I find things in the papers like, you know, the football results, you see, they need adding together and then I have to find some other information on this page.
There' be some there's some majors and page numbers, right? Add those together and take it away from what's on there. Yeah.
So, that's I I do that and then you find what does that number you find you find other things. That number corresponds to numbers I've got on me um on me chart. I've got a big chart on me wall and I find that number and then that that adds up to something else and it say it's all there.
I mean that's that's that's really good. I'm going to get one of those. What's that?
That's that's really good. That's as a phone. It does that does internet and everything.
So I'll be a find out more stuff right you know that way when I'm when I'm out and about. But that's that's and there's numbers you see. I'll use those numbers there.
You need adding up and taking away from some. And John, when you've done all this with all the numbers and the chart, what will where will that leave you? What what is it you're headed for?
Well, it's a cure for cancer. cure for cancer. Cure for cancer.
Okay. How how's that going to work then? Well, how it works is God tells me, you know, uh that, you know, I'm doing a really good job and how great I am and how fantastic is I'm working at this, you know, and I just I just keep going at it.
You know, I don't stop. I don't stop. Okay.
Can I just take you back a sec? You said God tells you. Can you tell me a bit more about that?
Well, well, he tells me. He just he just talks to me, you know. He talks He just He talks to me.
He tells me, you know, I'm doing a really good job and I'm fantastic, really wonderful, and I'm great. You know, I'm doing and I have to show this to people. That's why I'm coming to show you.
And John, when God talks to you, can I just clarify this with you? Does he talk to you like I'm talking to you with the voice coming through your ears or does it feel more voice doesn't come through your ears? Comes out your mouth.
The voice comes out your mouth and goes in your ears. That's right. Yeah.
I'll get straight. You should know that because you know you you're a doctor as well, aren't you? So, you should know these things.
And is is that how the voice seems to come? hear him in my ears because that's what I use for hearing and you know and and he talks to me with his mouth cuz you know so the voice that seems to come through your ears rather than inside your mouth he's quite loud cuz he's a big bloke he's a big Is he a big bloke he's a big bloke yeah and he's got big big beard what's he like then well he's big bloke big beard yeah I called him beardy beardy once he didn't like he got right up call him beardy beardy okay I can imagine yeah what kind of just call him sir you call him sir be called sir and what kind of things when he's talking to you what kind of things Does he say to you John? He tells me I am fantastic.
You know how great I am for doing this. You get stuck into this and keep keeping at it and I should show it to people, right? And that's what I do.
I'll come out and I'll show it to people. So, who have you been showing it to? Well, okay.
Who have I've sent copies of stuff to the pope, right? And ask Bishop Canterbury. None of them are written back.
You think they would, you know, they're close to God. They probably know him, you know, they probably met him and stuff, you know, with the pope. He claims to have met him.
I mean, you don't know. I would assume the pope knows God. He knows he's got his address and his telephone number and everything like that.
But you know then Archbishop I think he's just rude cuz he's not written back at all. And there's Tony Blair. He written to Tony Blair as well.
Yeah. What did he say? What what did Tony say?
Nothing. I got a letter back. Well, I didn't even get a letter back from him.
I got it back from somebody else. Right. Not him.
It could have got lost in the post and somebody got it by mistake. But just hoping nobody stolen my ideas. Really?
That's what it is. Sorry to interrupt. It sounds John as though this has all been keeping you really busy.
Really busy. Really busy. Have you been sleeping at all?
No. No time to sleep. No.
No time to sleep. When was the last time you had a good night's sleep, would you say? Don't need it.
Don't need it. I got all this enthusiasm from God. Do you know it's there?
So energy inside me. So you feel as though you've got a lot of energy. Yeah.
Yeah. And how are your thoughts? Are they are they are they are they going fast?
Are they are you thinking of ideas? I think very intensely. I mean you look at stuff down here.
I mean, you know, there's there's not I got that in the door the other day, you know, and there's lots of numbers on there that need adding up and taking away. How are you feeling about yourself, you know, your self-esteem? How do you feel about yourself as a person at the moment?
Fantastic. You feel fantastic. I feel fantastic because, you know, God's telling me I am.
Yeah. I'm doing a really, really good job and it's all there and it's all happening. And tell me this, John, cuz I I couldn't get it from your GP letter.
Have you ever had anything like this before in your life where you felt full of energy and lots of bright ideas? No. No.
But this has been going on for so long that I can't really remember anything else, you know. And and have there ever been any times in your life when you've kind of been the opposite, John, where you've been a bit down in the dumps, not like nothing like that. No.
Okay. And what about any family history? Does anyone in your family have things like that?
No, it's just me. I was just just me. It's really Well, they're not that clever.
Who's not that clever? Me family. Your family.
You know, that's why I have to come and see doctors and place hospitals and things like that because you're clever person. Do you feel as though you're more clever than perhaps other other people? Well, yeah.
Well, yeah. I'd certainly clever those people at work, you know, cuz they're a bit thick. And John, I guess I'm just wondering what might have happened to start all this off for you.
Have you any thoughts yourself this on? Well, God. Yeah.
God. Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. And yeah, it did just came to me one day. One day just came to me.
Yeah. I started noticing connections with numbers and things and it's it's it's all there. You've just got to find it.
You got to dig deep and look for it. You know what I mean? Okay.
How have you been feeling physically in your physical health? Any problems there? Fine.
Fine. I'm I'm fine. Yeah.
And have you been taking any prescribed medication or even No, nothing drugs that aren't prescribed. Any substances? I just need everything in within me now.
I don't need anything else. And and you know how you were saying that your your mate at work said that you were you were Dave? Yeah.
Yeah. He said rude things. He said rude things.
I don't like repeat. He kind of suggested that you told him what he said, didn't I? Yeah, you did.
F word. I don't like that. No.
No. But it sounded like he thought you weren't very well at the moment. No, I'm fine.
What do you think to that? Do you think Can we Can we Can we look at this now? Cuz this is what I want to talk about.
This is I've come here to talk about and you see me going off on on something else you're not paying really paying attention to. Yeah. I I guess Can I do that now?
Can we can we talk a bit more of this now? Well, I guess before we get back into that, I guess Well, no, I don't want to get back. I want to talk to you about now.
Can we talk about it now, please? I I guess John, what I'm wondering is whether this might be a sign that you're not very well at the moment. No, I'm fine.
I want to talk about this. You seem to want to change the subject. I don't want to talk to you anymore.
I've had enough of you and I've had enough of being here. I want to talk to somebody else. I want to talk to the boss.
I want to talk to your boss. Where's your boss, John? I am the boss.
Well, you're a boss and I want to talk to somebody else. There must be somebody else I can talk to. I want to talk to dead man.
I'm fed up with talking to rag. I want to talk to the engineer. No more monkeys.
The organ grinder for me. I want to talk to the top man. Top boss.
Top cat. That's what I talk to. Top cat.
Top cat. Top cat. Yeah.
