Ah, rage bait. A beautiful word made which means angering somebody to a point past no return over the smallest dumbest little thing. And it completely working with the beat down on this real quick.
>> Why did you pick Nick if you never used guns before? >> Please shut up. >> You say still you waste your dog.
>> Shut the [ __ ] up, [ __ ] Let me >> I love rage bait. Do I love receiving? No.
Pause. >> Back up, gang. >> Do I love giving?
Yes. No pause. But you know who took rage bait the most in the world?
The Greek gods. Back in Greek mythology, it didn't matter what you did. You could say the weather was a little bit off today and Zeus will put you and your best friend's family on a t-shirt.
In this video, I'm going to tell y'all how the Greek gods were the most rage baitable people of all time. Remember to like, subscribe, comment. We just hit 6K subs, bro.
10K next, man. Let's get this video started. >> Oh my god, bro.
Oh, hell no, man. What the [ __ ] man? >> Who invited this?
>> Get your ass on. >> Now, the first person we're going to be covering is Athena. Now, you know, she's the goddess of wisdom.
You know, you would think she's a well-mannered person. You would be wrong. Now, there was this girl named Arachnne.
Now, the thing about Arachnne was she liked to knit. She was a knitter. >> Oh, ho, brother.
Ho ho ho. >> A knitter. >> Expose him.
>> No, I'm not a knitter. >> What are we doing this for, brother? >> Ancient Greece was lowkey a diabolical place to be in.
Regardless of all that, she made a joking claim to her loved ones and friends. Talk about some, "Hey, I ain't going to lie y'all. I think I could knit better than Athena herself could.
" Now, instead of planning for a war or trying to figure out how to get humans to evolve, Athena heard this, came down, said, "All right, Bell, let's do something, make some shape. " Arachnne was trying to tell Athena, you know, I was I was joking, right? Athena was she wasn't going for that.
Athena was not going for that at all. So, they both knit and weave their little things, man. And, you know, funnily enough, Arachnne did it better.
I'm sorry. It's going to hurt cuz we did it first. All right, grease on top.
Now Athena was looking at that, you know, she was kind of angry cuz everybody was watching. She was like, "Man, this mortal human girl lowkey did better than me. " So she Jon Jones punched her in her face, gang.
Now, while she was on the ground about to die, Athena turned her into a spider and she said, "All right, if you want to knit, you can knit and weave all you want along with all of your family members, man, and turn them into spiders, too. " She had no reason to do that, like at all. Rage baiting her was as easy as pie.
But funnily enough, this is a two-part story cuz a little bit after this, there was this woman called Medusa. Where I'm going with this, Medusa, you know, she was a follower of Athena. She loved her, man.
Like she was her mother or something, gang. Her sign came out of nowhere talking about some sh you trying to let me crack Medusa. She wasn't going for that.
So, she was like, "No, I'm not going to crack you. I don't care that you're a god. " Hey y'all.
Everybody. Everybody. This woman just said I couldn't cry.
Wow. Wow. You had the audacity to deny me of clapping buns.
Me? Me? I'm sorry, young girl, but it'll look like you had a choice, man.
>> I just gave you opportunity of a lifetime, brother. >> And just like that, he sexually assaulted her. I'm sorry to say, man.
Nah, Poseidon was on one. He was crazy. So, after getting sexually assaulted in Athena's temple, and Athena saw all of this happen, by the way, who am I going to be mad at?
Medusa or my brother for doing this. Medusa, what's up with you, man? What's up with you?
She banished Medusa from her temple, transformed her head into a snake Gorgon. But get this, she wasn't even really mad for real that her brother sexually assaulted this innocent woman. She was mad that she did it in her temple.
Nah, I ain't going to lie, Athena. There was something wrong with you, man. Like, there was dead serious something wrong with you, gang.
But anyways, let's let's get on to the next one. Come on. [Music] So, we got Zeus.
Okay, the big man. All right. You would think being the king of the gods, you know, he would be a little bit more palpable, you know, have a little sense in his head.
Now, there was this one like little banquet going on, you know, a little get together. We was going to have some food, some good eats. Man, there was this guy named King Lyon.
All right, he was getting everything ready for this whole feast. He had Zeus over. So, with Zeus and all the royal people, you know, it was life.
We was going to have some good food. And you know, for a little prank, little joke, he decided, let me serve this guy Zeus some human flesh instead of normal food. You're not going to get mad at that, right?
>> How do we tell, Mr Squidward? >> Craziest part is Zeus didn't even realize he was eating human flesh until this stupid idiot king was talking about some Ah, we got you. We got you, man.
You're not eating normal food. That's not steak. That's not pork rinds.
That's a human. Gotcha. This dude Zeus finished his food, drank some drink, you know, he was like, "Ah, appreciate y'all.
Appreciate y'all. " Soon as he left, he flooded the entire kingdom. Entire village was gone.
Killed all the women and children over food. This is another two-part story because a few days after this, there was this other king named Salmoneas. You know, he had some wind chimes.
You know that, you know that thunder board where you can goof woof and it makes some thunder noises. He was having some fun with his family talking about some guys. Look, bro.
Look, I'm Zeus. You poor fool, man. What's up, y'all?
What's up, yo? What's up, Dian? This is Athena Aphrodati.
Keep it keeping it smooth, I see. Yo, bro, there's somebody down there trying to be what? So, wait, let me get this straight.
He's using my lightning, my thunder, what I do for them, and pretending that he's me in front of his children. Oh, no. This can't stand.
Where he at? Right. Right.
Right. Right there. Right.
Hold on. Show you this. Okay.
Yep. Let me get the kids, too. Might as well get the wife.
Is that his auntie? No reason. No reason at all.
Love of the game. I I genuinely think Zeus did that for the love of the game. But anyways, let's get on to the next one.
>> Now, the thing about Aphrodati, bro, she cares only about looks. Looks are the genuine and only thing she cares about in the entire world. If you don't look good or you don't say she looks good, you're cooked, buddy.
Now, let me tell y'all about the three major times Aphrodati got rage baited. There was this one prince, you know, he was chilling. We're going to call him Hippalis.
All right. Now, Prince Apollus, he saw this one god named Artemis, okay? The god of the wild.
You know, she was chilling. He thought, "Dang, she bad. She probably even better than Aphrodite.
I ain't going to lie. " Aphrodite heard that said a word, cursed his stepmother into falling in love with him. What the >> then?
I'm like, "This [ __ ] don't miss. " >> And as y'all know, Greek mythology goes f five different things happened and then he died. Killed this guy cuz he had a different preference.
By the way, second guy, you know, Aphrodati, you know, she left, she let bro crack. I ain't going to lie. W man.
>> Ain't the way she's going to take my job. >> You did. I made them.
>> Yes. >> We're going to call him Anthony. You know, we was all in the stands clapping it up for Bro after he got to crack some buns.
Some godly buns, if you will. Now, in the same manner as y'all cheaters that hate when a girl records y'all when you in her bed cuz you know you got eight different girlfriends on the line that might see that. But the mistake that he made, he decided to tell his homeboy about it.
The one thing you should never do after hit up some cheeks. Nah, I ain't going to lie, it was crazy both like I was going crazy when I tell y'all man. Wow.
It was beautiful. I ain't going to lie. I think while midstrokes, bro, there was like flowers like happening around and everything.
So, you can imagine his homeboy started telling everybody else about this to which Aphrodite heard about it. So, then she asked Zeus, "Hey, low key, can you slam this guy? I'm not trying to have him start talking about some I let him crack.
" And Zeus was like, "Say less. I hope he has a family. " And the third final time that Aphrodite did something for no reason.
You know, there was an Olympus chilling, everybody, all the guys, they was having some fun, coinciding together like you know, Jolly G, Jolly Ja. Now Aerys had this golden apple. And she said, "This is for the fairest women of them all.
" Hera, Athena, Aphrodite, Artemis, they all took the bait. So Zeus was like, "You know what, bro? Let me let me change this up, y'all.
" Okay, don't worry. I can fix this. Hey, Paris.
He got a random mortal Paris. Okay, told him, "Pick one of these three women. " I picked Clark.
I ain't gonna lie. Aphrodite, that's mine. She the baddest.
Now, Aphrodite, she was all happy and stuff, but then she realized she was being compared to Athena and Hera and Artemis. Then she got mad. Then she started the Trojan War.
What? What was we doing? What was we doing?
Let me know. There was no point for her to do that at all. Anyways y'all, I ain't going to lie.
It's going to be the end of the video. Remember to like, subscribe, comment, give me 10K subs. And if y'all want more of this, like a part two of this, then you know, tell me in the comments.
All right, I'll see y'all later. Bye guys. I wish that I could.
>> Baby girl, I wish that I could You're the worst [ __ ] You're a [ __ ] white idiot.
