[Music] Well, hello there. It's your boy KSI. How are we all doing?
Uh, welcome to a try not to laugh. Please do not subscribe. Let's do this.
Apparently, there are a lot of funny clips in this video. I'll be the judge. [Music] Cut.
Cut. We knew there was a white mafia. It's Russian mafia.
Asian mafia. You Indian mafia? Is there an Indian?
I'm sure there is. I just don't see that being threatening. Oh god, we're going to use you with a racketeering.
We want the money. I'm going to break your leg. Kill that mother.
I run these streets of Cabal. Just don't see it. I ain't going to lie, man.
I know there's some scary motherers in India. Let's not get it twisted. There's gangsters everywhere.
And just cuz it's from India doesn't mean they're not as scary. They're just as scary. I've seen too many lively videos, man.
They're scary everywhere. Everything's gone. Just everything's gone.
Yeah. Everything's gone. Even my lighter and my deodorant.
He did it. I mean, wrap it up. He did it.
It was him. It was him. He burned down the whole thing.
Look at the way he's smiling, bro. He's guilty as hell. I bet that's AI as well.
Anyway, it's so obvious you're trans. Oh, I can tell you're trans. Name three books that you've read in 2025.
Give me the titles and the authors. Tell me the last time that you got your news. Not off Instagram or Facebook.
Can I see your Google search history? Oh, okay. I I don't understand what's where was the correlation.
What? POV. I got my friend to act like a gang member to see how my parents would react.
How many times you been to jail, bro? All together? Probably been about seven times.
Wow. Inspiration. You learn a lot from going jail.
Yeah. You get You understand life a bit more better. You guys look uncomfortable.
You're all right. We are okay. Okay.
Let's Let's just Let's just s Why why do you bring me here anyway? Why? Why?
What? What are we doing here? You are selling drug now.
There's no other way of getting a job. Jesus Christ. I got about six kids.
Come on. Five baby moms. Yeah.
He You get me? He's smart. Yeah.
You need to go, Mom. You need to go. You need to go.
Just go, man. Mom, I'm a nice guy. You need to go, mad man.
His pops. I'm sorry. Dad still don't trust him at any You need to go.
You need to go. I don't know where. You just need to go.
You need to go somewhere. away from here because I don't want his foolishness anywhere anywhere. N be funny.
Nella looks like the kind of girl who sprays deodorant on her crotch and calls it a shower. I said, "Babe, I'm just showering. Wait, I'm ready.
I'm ready. " And I call that a shower. And you call that a shower?
Can we Can we clear something up right now? Can we clear something up right now? Yeah.
How do I smell every day? Pond do. How do I smell right now?
Like you're trying. I know you're trying. You smell like How do I smell right now?
You smell fantastic. Thank you. And I smell fantastic all the time.
Yeah. No, no, no. Definitely.
So that person I I like what you did there. I've never told you you're great at your job. You self-deflecting mother effort.
Today is the day. Every time you've accused me you like a rat on the highway. Every single time you be Oh, that's guilty.
I've seen this guy play before, Charles. He's supposed to be pretty good. Yeah, I mean, he's better than me.
Yeah, I didn't mean little. I No, I Rick, don't do that. Why did you say Rick?
No, dude. Great swing. I didn't mean it like that, dude.
[Music] Apologies. Who you working bud? [Music] Bro, holding that love for centuries.
Stifler, ask everyone to rate their own looks on a scale of one to 10. Can't pick seven. Your answer.
Eight. I rate myself a 10, but most guys would rate me like between a seven or a nine. [Laughter] Interesting.
You want to donate a dollar to charity? [ __ ] yourself, jackass. Are you kidding me?
[ __ ] you. How are you going to assume that I'm gay just because I have rainbow hair, wearing a rainbow shirt, I got a rainbow pride flag? How can you assume that I'm disabled just because I cannot walk, I have a [ __ ] up spine, and that I ride a wheelchair?
My mom cracked my phone, so I cracked her son. Game is game. What?
What? You say what? My mom cracked my phone, so I Craig her son.
Game is game. Is this what people call comedy these days? I mean, wow.
You got the whole town laughing without one. Name one of the biggest sins. Uh Johnny sense.
This guy knows game, bro. This guy is tapped in. While you all sleeping, he's there studying the good.
Studying the good history. He's understanding the law. What a guy.
Uh how old are you? I'm 19. I guess let's start over there.
Um what's why what's your reason for popping? How old do you say you were? I said I was 19.
Let me guess. Too old. It's kind of old.
What? No. No.
Know what? Knock him up. Is up everybody.
It is day 155 and we've got thunderstorms about an hour away. No. Well, I I can't be the only one that wants to squeeze them.
I just can't. Look at them. They're just Okay.
Anyway, but anyway, at least my man's trying to get in shape. So, shout out that guy. When a woman is pregnant with two babies, they are called twins.
Okay. When a woman is pregnant with three babies, they are called blank triplets. Three babies.
Triplet. Triceps. [Music] Oh no.
Oh no. Oh no. Hippopotamus.
Hippopotam. We're auditioning for the Mr Beast $10,000 blind kid awareness challenge. He goes, "This is my six-year-old daughter.
Ellie, can you look at the camera and and say hi? " Hi. It's been very difficult and we tried.
No, I'm sorry. You're still aware of your hand, man. Come on.
I mean, there's blind and then there's just hard to do basic here, baby. Right. Right there.
Hi guys. This is my It's obviously for my sister. Oh, close your mouth.
Make a message to our viewers. You can say in English all my uh fellow. Now this is my side.
Listen, look and listen and learn. So thank you for coming. So um usually I start my session by asking people about their childhood but obviously you didn't grow.
So we'll skip that and we'll go to rel what was that you just said I said usually my sessions a series of you know questions I like to ask people to know about their background and my first question is usually about just to know their background it's usually about their childhood and I'm saying obviously you didn't go so we should move to relationship just can you regulate your choice of words I mean that that particular emphasis on I did not grow. No, I don't like it. Or are you experiencing your childhood?
Are you stupid? [Music] No. No.
Uh, and the funny thing you've just got the birds looking up like, come on, man. That was for us. Lovely to meet you.
What do you do? Uh, I'm a astrophysicist. Okay.
I'm a Gemini. Yeah, this wedding is over. It's been a pleasure.
This is so tough. No man. Ah, I hate that I laughed at that.
Just stop. Please make it stop. Press the content button, man.
Just let me leave. Just stop pressing the same floor, bro. We're at floor three.
Take me to to floor two. This ain't even my start. I'm trying to leave, man.
I'll take the stairs. It Yeah, just take the goddamn stairs, bro. Just stop it.
Do you know what this is? Okay, go on. Okay, bro.
Bro, do you know? Huh? Do you know what this is?
This where? KFC. Yeah, [Music] they're going to stop kissing.
Yeah. Just Oh man. Oh god.
[Music] Oh wow. Just Oh wow. Put the fries in the bag, man.
Oh wow. Oh, [Music] I know you love me. I know you care.
Oh, just shout whenever. Terrible. Terrible.
And I'll be there. You want my love? Oh, it's all it's all bad.
And I will never ever ever be a finesse. Everybody, are we girlfriend playing? We're just friends.
What are you saying? Yeah, there's another Let's go. Oh, they're going.
Thank you guys. [Music] Okay. Oh, [Music] no.
Oh. Oh, no. Oh, no.
I don't know if you're going to make up that time, man. Oh. Oh, no.
Why did they lift the seat? Just [Music] What's the point? Which one is AI?
That's not AI. that [Music] I think that one was AI. I think I think that one was AI.
Yeah, look just like him. Yo, why that [ __ ] look like this? Nah, you thought you you thought you did something there.
What are you doing, man? Nah, man. That that wasn't even funny.
Bro's got two crosses on his ears as well, bro. Just being greedy as well. Like, what what are you doing?
Why do you need two crosses on your ear? Just have one. And what do you do, sir?
I uh I hope Oh, he about to get cooked. some music down that sound like some he tell one of his hoes get your ass [Applause] what the was that let's try this again what you do for a living brother you own your own business yeah you couldn't even believe it I own my own [Music] Holy [ __ ] God damn. If I ever commit a crime, I want you to be with me.
Be on the first 48. What did that do? Disabled kid born out of the whole house.
Okay. What? Tony disabled kid born out of the whole house.
Was I born a disabled kid out of a wh house? What do you call Oh, what do I call a disabled kid born out of a wh house? Anything you [ __ ] like?
I would imagine due to his cripplingly low self-esteem, you probably get away with. I don't know. I never got your name.
[Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] Sick. I would say sun is probably the answer you're looking for. Is that where we were going?
Oh, okay. Go ahead. A brothel sprout.
A brothel sprout. I think we can agree my punch line was better. a disabled kid born out of wh house son.
Although not a terrible I mean you know I realize there's a there'd be a there would be judgment about that but I know [ __ ] it nothing matter with being disabled and born out of a wh house. [ __ ] the goat Richard Prior born out of a wh house. What are you going to [ __ ] do?
Good joke though. What the What the hell? I thought it was AI.
I can't lie. When Whenever I see guys kissing, I'm like, it's AI. I'm cooked.
I'm cooked. AI has cooked me. [Music] So [ __ ] stop selling crap.
No, it's taking me out. No. Time to start rapping.
Oh my gosh. What? What?
Why? Wait. Why was I in there?
Why was Why was I in there, though? And what did they do to my for forehead, bro? Come on, man.
Why have they extended? Oh, you look so good. Thank you.
Cing on my lip. [Laughter] But when you come outside, you better have a jacket on. I don't care what shoes you put on.
Why am I yelling? Block stupid ass questions. I need you to shake that booty.
I'm blocking you, brother. We don't do that. We don't do that.
I'm sorry, my brother. Martin Luther King or LeBron James twerk off. You must be a zesty fest.
Let me block you for disrespecting Dr King. Okay. Zesty festies.
It took us 18. See Neanderthal behavior. How far can you squirt?
You know what? You melanin deficient calcified devil. Let me block nasty.
Nah. Somebody said you're the activist. You do it.
I'mma block you for that. Lazy ass [ __ ] I'mma block you for that. I love white women.
Let me send you to the block party. No time for snow bunny love. And you calling people the n-word with a white Jesus.
Goodbye. Goodbye. Who else?
I think we have Let's have a five minute block party. Who else? All right.
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