How Long Would PETER's Prison Sentence Be?

can you even begin to imagine how long the characters and Family Guy would rot in jail if they were charged for their crimes I'm getting a headache just thinking about it and after binge watching Family Guy for I kid you not 100 hours which honestly isn't that much considering how much content there is in Family Guy I have documented a plethora of horrible crimes that will have Peter Griffin and prison singing about his milkshakes for the rest of his life do it my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard it's better than yours damn

right I can teach you but I have to change I'll be covering his offenses in order of sentence length starting with stupid misdem metors and ending with very gruesome and just downright evil acts of Terror hearing the name Peter Griffin and the word in the same sentence sounds completely bizarre but believe it or not he did actually become one in the show Peter loses his job and sees it as an opportunity to pursue his dream career [Music] oh my God I'm going to die to the owner of a yellow hday your car is being towed

what I won how does one get a job as a jouster in the 21st century but before trying out for jousting he dabbled at another unusual line of work has dad found a permanent job yet your father's going through a bit of a career transition searching for something that fits him just right well clearly it's not that tube top looking for a good time sweet cheek oh my God hey get in the car okay but it'll cost you what do you want a Cleveland steamer I said get in the car whoa whoa wo be cool

yeah should go to Maple Street and then uh get on this car right now it's Eerie isn't it like looking into the future you see Peter get nervous when those cops pulled up that's because he illegal in Rhode Island hooker Peter can be thrown to The Slammer for 6 months and a criminal conviction will make it even harder to find a new job Stewie is Ked killed millions of innocent people and Karma almost came for him in the form of his awful family in the episode Brian Griffin's house of pain Chris sneaks into Meg's bedroom

and reads her diary she catches him and a fight breaks out with Stewie caught right in the middle [Laughter] that well I'm off to buy imaginary groceries do you think he's okay so Stewie can literally fall off the roof or get thrown through a window and be totally fine but a little tumble down the stairs and he's knocked out cold too scared to tell their parents about the accident Chris and Meg tried their best to hide Stewie's injuries look at my little cowboy he must be starving hey how's the food Stewie o blind me it's

right this is hard Peter finally recognizes something is up and Chris and Meg come clean but Peter never takes Stewie to the hospital he just tries to blame the accident on Lois oh my God God Stewie looks like you ran over him Lois and Lois is utterly heartbroken for like 2 seconds oh no he's unconscious Peter we have to cover this up yeah but what find a way to pin this on someone else I love you so much right now let's go you're probably wondering if the little guy is dead I thought the same but

Stewie does make a reappearance in the end credits of the episode hey I just found out it's November what the happened not bothering to take his badly injured and unconscious baby to the hospital is definitely child endangerment and Peter can be sentenced to 3 years in the goog city jail and I'm surprised this didn't become a manslaughter segment I'm telling you Stewie's football head must be made a steal for him to survive that Peter Griffin is a super selfish guy and he once committed charity fraud for the dumbest reason Peter is watching Gumbel 2 Gumbel

Beach Justice and becomes upset when he finds out NBC has canceled the show a few days later he seees something on the TV that gives them a very shameful idea when a terminally ill 8-year-old boy got his wish today thanks to the grant a Dream Foundation back to pass Here Comes The Rush oh he sacked look like little Johnny should have wished for some blocking I just thought of a way to get the gumbles back on the air Peter takes Chris to the grant the Dream Foundation and convinces them that his son is dying I'm

telling you Chris is dying 10 times worse very rare disease called Tuma chifus H sounds sexy take a look he's growing nipples they look like pepperonis see look they're they're coming right off well that's the sickest boy I've ever seen get me the president of Television you know what I don't think I'll order that pizza after all the grand the Dream Foundation agrees to Grant Chris's dying wish to see gbell to gumbo Beach Justice back on air but they also want to film Chris's death for publicity pretty soon a camera crew and a group of

MERS turn up at the Griffin household oh Chris Griffin you're so brave smile on your face and a bounce in your step as they your grave as [Music] they a furious Lois warns Peter that he could go to prison for fraud and acting out of desperation the Batman claims Chris has been miraculously cured there's only one way out of this Chris is all better I cured him I have Divine Powers okay safe drive what do you have to say to that I'm not going to jail best of all Gumble to Gumble is back on the

air amazingly that just gets him off the hook but what would have happened if he had been caught well he'd certainly be charged with fraud and that would mean 3 years in the clink so now Peter has lost his favorite TV show and his freedom but let me tell you knowing what comes next that's the least of this jerk deserves besides bullying his daughter Meg and watching TV Peter Griffin's favorite thing to do is drink but sometimes he has one to many and gets behind the wheel Peter and Brian go to the movies but they

end up causing the biggest scene in the theater Lea get get away from him he's a nasty sit down stop blocking the screen you jerk buddy step away from the young lady and zaring you ask for it they are both arrested and forced to attend a 12-step AA program which stay ruined for everyone attending hey anyone in a house addicted to alcohol I enjoy alcohol I can't hear you Mr Griffin alcohol is forbidden it our matens I have never seen a dollar bunch of pathetic bastard in my life yeah you all stopped drinking because you

were hurting your loved ones can't hurt them if they don't know you're drunk let's make this our Sanctuary I want me that beer I can't tell if what they did was cool or another level of douchebaggery when the meeting is over Peter drives home drunk but he gets Instant Karma [Music] thankfully Peter has then a near-death experience where death shows him what kind of person he'll become if he continues with this heavy drinking of his all right family line up for cigar Burns he already abuses his family anyway though now he just looks slightly more

slobbish and dirty death gives Peter one more chance after he agrees to drink in moderation from now on and you think that that traumatic accident would teach him a lesson about drunk driving but nope after that episode he drove intoxicated three more times okay Joe Joe you're drunk give me your keys and I'm drunk so I'll give you my keys now we're both good to drive home you've been drinking tonight sir no officer I'm going to need you to step out of the car and walk all right you'll be safe sir nothing better than a

7 a.m. beer in an unbrushed mouth I don't want you drinking too much mois I know how many beers I can drink I figured it out seven six Peter drove drunk at least four times in the show that I found so his total sentence would be at least 4 years in prison he'd also get banned from driving for years but I think the selfish jackass should be banned for life Peter will not hesitate to help out his buddy Quagmire especially when there's money in it for him Quagmire and the rest of the pilots at the

kog airport go on strike to make ends mey turns to stripping I am in the full upright and locked position [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] that scene becomes even weirder when you think about the fact that Quagmire's in the 60s by the way but tripping isn't enough for Glenn and he soon finds himself making money is a fullblown unfortunately a lonely old lady tries to dup him over luckily his pal Peter can force her to pay up hey you didn't pay my friend stop it I can do this all day I love button fine here's your

money she's lucky Peter didn't kick the door in and knock her lights out you know how quickly he can turn violent Quagmire offers Peter her cut marking the beginning of Peter's pimp [Applause] career oh freak I think I'm want to be sick well the pimp relationship is working great at first Peter starts taking his role as pimp way too seriously dang quagar you're lucky he take care of you it's great um I'm making a lot of money I'm actually very hungry you want to eat get up to that bar and earn your keep what should

I ask for 500 you're trash ask for two you know I hit you and [ __ ] you out because I love you right dude's a menace he needs to be stopped but a fabulously dressed one Peter and Quagmire both quit the industry in the end probably due to the trauma of this client gave them both big PE help she wants to do German things what no he hasn't eaten anything in days it's not going to work nine nine yeah she's got us both help us HBO camera crew is forbidden in Rhode Island and that

means pimping is too for acting as Quagmire's pimp Peter can be sentenced to 5 years in jail I'm sure the other inmates will have a good laugh and they find out what he's in there for Peter and Carter hate each other so it didn't surprise me when he jumped the chance to Rob his father-in-law the guys are gearing up for a fun day in paintballing but Joe baales thinking Bonnie might go into labor anytime soon fed up with Joe blowing him off Peter decides to induce Bonnie's labor by playing the most boring TV show he

can think of 2 and 1/2 men well it works and Bonnie is rush to the hospital where she gives birth to a beautiful baby girl here your baby she's beautiful she sure is Joe it's hard to believe she's already 18 you can always count on Quagmire to ruin a special moment Joe was overjoyed at the birth of Susie but his happiness quickly turns to worry I got her hospital bill this morning it's $20,000 oh my God uh shouldn't they close the curtains for that the guy's turned to Carter peerid and ask him to help Joe

but he's not very itable Joe's getting desperate and we haven't raised nearly enough there any way you could help us out of course but it's funnier to me if I don't in about an hour I'm going to piss away 20 grand dang Carter makes Ebenezer Scrooge seem like a philanthropist feeling desperate and angered by the rich jerk Joe and the guys plan to steal the money themselves Peter Quagmire and Cleveland all sneak into Carter's party wearing bad mustache disguises and following Joe's instructions they commit a heist a man [Music] holy crap there's another door and

new Cleveland was so talented they finally get to the money undetected but just as they're about to get their criminal hands on the 20 grand Lois confronts Joe I think about your beautiful little girl you'll miss running after her as she learns to walk I mean I mean riding bikes with her I mean dancing at a wedding you know what you're doing is wrong and you know how to make it right guys put the money back back and get out of there I guess parking the CCTV van right outside the Griffin's house wasn't a very

smart idea huh had that not happened Peter Quagmire Cleveland and Joe would all be charged with burglary and a guilty verdict would mean 5 years in prison but hey it'll just be like hanging out of the drunken clam together except there's no booze and there are bars on the Windows being kind of messed up in the head and not giving a damn about what other people think Peter Griffin gets nude whenever he feels like it while he walks around his home Stark naked probably on The Daily he's also known to strip off in ous locations

such as parking lots this isn't big mouth you're not going to see it the drunken clam Peter where are your clothes I need your gun no problem evil looking Peter internet cafes oh yeah Chinese Lois job interviews oh my God hi we're here for the interview Banks you have no clothes on must be having one of those dreams again better wake myself up oh thank God well time to apply for this small business loan his in-law's home why are you naked in my house why aren't you you're all right Griffin and live television sets of

the playoff game between theing unrelated public Unity is a crime in Rhode Island it's called indecent exposure and Peter could be sentenced to one year in jail each time he was caught in his birthday suit outside home although that's s years in the big house I bet he'll only spend like half that time in his orange jumpsuit we can all agree that Peter can't go 2 hours or so without food but we probably never expected him to eat a person I mean I didn't Peter Quagmire Joe and Cleveland are enjoying a fishing trip together but

the fun gets spoiled by a hurricane which drags them out the sea and destroys their boat luckily they can build a raft with some extra items Quagmire brought with them on the trip it's lucky you packed so many blowup dolls Quagmire be careful the tiniest prick will pop these things Quagmire Cleveland and Joe survived days on Quagmire doll raft without food but Peter doesn't even get a single hunger pain hey what's that what you bastard do you have food I don't know what you're talking about Peter yeah see now this is why I didn't say

anything I knew you were going to get like this and I bet the frecker started hacking off Joe's legs within 5 minutes of being lost at sea the guys are eventually presumed dead at Sea and Brian swoops at this opportunity to marry Lois months pass and the guys are still alive on the desert island the raft was washed up on believing that they don't have long left to Live Peter suggested they do something to make their last moments a bit more interesting all right fellas we've been out here for months and being that there's no

women around we're going to have to have a anybody no no no yeah me neither well they didn't enjoy the would ultimately save their lives by attracting the attention of tourists on a passing cruise ship I'm sure glad nobody's here to see this if you look off the left side of the ship you'll see a bunch of homosexuals everyone gets reunited with their love ones and Jo even getss a new set of legs from a former death row inmate who was unfortunately a paraplegic also but enough about that let's get back to Peter's grotesque Act

of cannibalism cases of cannibalism are so rare that Rhode Island doesn't even have any laws against it which is slightly concerning however there is a law against mutilation for cutting off Joe's legs Peter can be sentenced to 20 years in the slammer with only three meals a day everybody better keep an eye on their legs if you're like me you also thought Peter was just born a dumbass but maybe he's actually brain damaged from all the hardcore drugs he's experimented with like steroids Peter could you please pass the potatoes damn it Meg what the hell

are you doing jeez this sucks worse than that time I did cocaine with Carl Malden crack Peter what are you doing crack what the f hey at least I'm not drinking Brian ecstasy we did ecstasy kids don't do it it's too awesome if you hate pure unconditional love definitely do not try this drug meth all right guys looks like I'm really liking meth hey guys I need money like now like yesterday like now crystal meth I am so F ready and Fentanyl you know what Gil means right God I love fenel you sh it PR

jeez he must know every drug dealer in town for possessing all those illegal drugs Peter can be imprisoned for a total of like 21 years that's 3 years for each type of drug he took I guess he really should have listened to his own advice in season one Believe Me Chris you don't want to mess with drugs I tried them once things got way too real well the show is called Family Guy Peter Griffin couldn't really care less about his family especially his in-laws when Peter catches his father-in-law Carter Petter smid getting a little too

cozy with another woman he ends up getting some unsavory ideas ah that was excellent oh my God Mr punishment you having an affair this is my sister e no no no I'm impotent I mean she looked at me while I did it to myself E I mean she's a man e we need more E's and W's down here now that scene always cracks me up dude Peter stays silent about the affair at first but after a few drinks to the drunken clam the guys convinced him to use the situation to his Advantage he adds the

Peter Smiths and blackmails Carter but not for money staying true to his character Peter demands his father-in-law participate in whatever silly activities he says and that includes a limo joust that went exactly as I wanted it to go traveling to France just to insult the French people love France depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie and your sirens sound like gay guys having a threesome and writing a whole book of new catchphrases for him all right you got my catchphrases for me this was a huge pain in the ass shape up or show

me your balls that's good how about this one in your face Nancy Grace oh I love it fire alarm I am the fire alarm if you got a problem take it up with my butt he's the only one that gives a crap that's it that's that's the one but before he can blackmail Carter into doing any more ridiculous activities smooth brained Peter accidentally blabs about the affair in front of Barbara anyway you know I keep not laughing at The Big Bang Theory it's got to be the television TV this size forget it it'll have me

laugh until I got snats falling out of my nose I'm giving it to Peter what what because Peter is the best and he is awesome he's not just saying that cuz I covered for him about his affair if all this had gone down in real life Carter could have reported Peter for blackmail sure he didn't lose any money but threatening someone for their labor can still be legally classed as blackmail blackmail is a serious crime in Rhode Island and the penalty can be as high as 15 years in prison did I mention another crime was

committed here you probably won't guess what it is because it's a strange law Rhode Island has absolutely no dueling that limo duel and Peter fought could land them both in jail for 7 years pretty weird huh it's usually Peter dragging his wife Lois into criminal activities but in the episode living out of prayer it was the other way around Stewie had finally made a friend at daycare Scotty but Scotty gets pulled out after Contracting a serious but very treatable disease it is soon revealed that Scotty has even worse parents than Stewie somehow Lois We Came

as soon as we got your call oh I'm so sorry to have to tell you this spatti has cancer we know you do but you shouldn't have brought him to the hospital without talking to us first he was unconscious he he clearly needed treatment he doesn't receive treatment we're Christian Scientists we don't accept medical care for ourselves but your son has cancer Lois begs the religious nuts to reconsider and save their child's life but they won't budge and so she sees no other option than to kidnap the baby and take him to the hospital herself

however it's too difficult to carry out the abduction alone so Lois enlists the help of her super reliable and totally not incompetent husband all right I got him Lois that's not Scotty that's Ben oh still learning everybody's names damn it put him back and go get Scotty while I'm doing that maybe you do something about that snatchy tone Peter really is the most pathetic criminal I've ever covered in these videos man they eventually get baby Scotty and drive him to the hospital but the cops are already there waiting to arrest the kidnappers and in the

end Scotty's parents do get their son the treatment he needs after Lois gives this moving speech Ben hope I know you don't believe in modern medicine you do believe in the power of prayer that's right people of good faith would pray to God for a cure well then isn't it possible that penicillin vaccines are all actually answered prayers it's good so far Lois try to work a few laughs in there if you can but the sweet moment immediately gets ruined by Peter hey everybody we're all going to get laid while the real criminals in this

episode should have been Scotty's parents for neglecting their child Peter and Lois are in fact guilty of kidnapping even if it was for good reason most kidnappings are punishable by 20 years in jail but when a minor is involved the sentence could be life in prison and I do feel like Peter could get off easy by pitting it all on Lois to be fair it was all her idea Peter's impulsive nature and lack of morals often result in him taking whatever he wants whenever he wants and that includes Joe's ramp Peter I don't need to

be in a wheelchair and I already went through the trouble of borrowing this ramp from Joe I'll be back in a while Joe are you all right Joe's pool Good morning Joe Peter what are you doing in my pool oh this is the newest province of Petoria I call it joeo what what has he got against Joe he's also stolen a bunch of exotic animals hello everybody this is monor he's my lion Peta what the hell hey Lois can you run inside and give me some oranges or whatever it is these things eat what is

that uh this would be a giraffe I stole it from the zoo okay the line in the parod I get but how do he sneak a massive giraffe out of a zoo on notice the value of the item stolen does not exceed $1,500 the sentence is one year in jail so Peter's got 24 months for cruy taking his disabled friends ramp and that parrot Joe's pool probably has a value between 1,500 and 5,000 that's an extra 3 years added to Peter sentence as for the giraffe and lion they definitely both exceed 10 grand in value

which means Peter is looking at 25 years in prison altogether being friends with Peter Griffin means you can never have anything nice in life Joe's Uncle passes away and he inherits his very expensive 19 1950s [Music] Chrysler that really is a nice car though I can't believe I'm actually jealous of a cartoon character Peter Quagmire and Cleveland show up and naturally they want to ride in the cool car uh what what what's happening right now annoyed that Joe won't take them for a proper spin the guys sneak over to his house later that day and

take the car for themselves hello yes Joe Swanson would you be willing to take a half hour survey while facing the wall and they may have successfully borrowed the car had Cleveland remained in the driver's seat look out crap oh man Joe is going to be so pissed I mean Peter is not entirely to blame here who the hell leaves their garbage cans right in the middle of the [ __ ] road anyway taking someone's car that permission I.E stealing is the most serious kind of theft Peter could be jailed for as long as 30

years but at least Quagmire and Cleveland will be there to keep him company okay we're at our halfway checkpoint now and Peter's prison sentence is already 165 years and 6 months long surely it can't get any worse than that well it sure can some of these next crimes are straight up evil and they'll make you wonder how someone so dimwitted could even get away with them Peter Griffin rarely tries to better himself so when he decided to make a fresh start as a farmer I was intrigued to say the least when the Griffins returned home

one day and find they've been robbed they decide to move somewhere safer away from the hustle and bustle of COG here we are everyone the Griffin family farm just as the family are beginning to adjust to the farm life or tornado hits they take shelter in the storm cellar and discover a little secret about the previous owners of the farm you guys there's a fully functional meth lab in our basement we have to call the police who whoit hang on Lois when you really stop and think about it this meth lab is our best chance

to make meth in a lab are you talking about Peter I'm talking about saving the farm while the meth was only supposed to be for the customers bran returns home from college to find out his whole family have become meth heads hey everyone I'm back what the hell is going on she's working on a family project I might have the solution to our farming trouble that's nice Brian oh yeah we're meth dealers now that was killing Meg part of the family project and and what are the dogs for I have so many questions right now

Peter's bragging about how much cash he's made gets interrupted by a news report detailing the city's staggering rise in meth usage seeing KW get destroyed because of their meth is enough to snap Lois back to her senses she suggest that they all return home and go back to their old lives and Peter and the kids have no choice but to follow her once this happens an explosive batch of thermore reactive chem that fiery explosion destroyed all evidence of Peter's meth business so he never got his come up into the show however if cops did bust

into his meth lab in real life Peter is really going to regret not sticking with cattle farming meth is classified as is a schedule 2 drug in Rhode Island and dealing it could result in a 30-year prison sentence plus a fine of $100,000 but I doubt the fine would bother Peter that much I mean his meth business probably brought in at least a million judging by how much Peter loves Garfield God I can't hear Garfield I also went to the video store and got Garfield you'd expect him to be a huge animal lover but that's

not the case at all just look at how he treats his furry friend I'm home from the market I got fake sandwich oh that's way better than chicken P or Yogi [Music] Bear and all those other small innocent animals hey there you must be Huck great to finally meet you I'm going to stab you for your blood oh come on got in the pool in the last one all right oh my god well you guys relax he's got eight more lives kill two birds with one stone like this Stewie might not have inherited his dad's

low IQ but he definitely got his Evil Personality animal cruelty is punishable by 5 years in prison I showed you six cases of this so that means Peter's going to be locked away for at least 30 years and I hope those bars on his window are darn thick we sure Asel don't want any birds actually L flying into that cell Peter always ends up destroying Cleveland's house with his stupid Antics what the hell away we go no no no no what hey hey hey you're not the same giraffe from last night get out of here

what the hell no no no no no no Cleveland's home insurance must be through the roof dude no pun intended the for criminal property damage in Rhode Island is 5 years in jail and a fine of three times the amount of damage caused Peter destroyed Cleveland's house nine times throughout the show that means Mr Griffin's looking in about 45 years in prison in a fine of oh $100,000 again Meg knows she's not exactly her dad's favorite kid thanks didn't want to pay for the hole but she probably never would have expected Peter to literally sell

her Peter arrives at Goldman's Pharmacy without a wallet so Mort generously opens up a tab for him but instead of buying the he came in for Peter goes on a shopping spre buying eight cases of syrup of epicat for something very important and Urgent he absolutely had to do all right you guys I got eight crates of epicac from Mort now whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie okay here we go how's everybody doing good good so far all right nothing yet cool cool that's from the uh bake Shale at

Lis would one down I know somebody who won't be having any you feel funny well I feel fine I guess I'm going to be that means I win I get eat oh God oh my God my insides are on for you better get ready to vomit again because he owes more $34,000 unable to pay off the debt Peter makes a very illegal and unethical trade with Mort listen I got another idea what if I sold you my daughter H what yep all you got to do is sign this contract you can't sell me you fat

son of a [ __ ] well Meg is initially sold to become Neil's love interest he soon becomes interested in another girl and Mort finds another purpose for Meg boy this was a better acquisition than I thought man I feel so bad for it dude it's episodes like these that really truly make you appreciate the time Meg got out of prison and beat Peter within an inch of his life and you're probably wondering how Meg was eventually freed from slavery no Peter doesn't realized he made a terrible mistake and immediately go to save his daughter

it was actually Neil who tore up the contract and let Meg go so basically if Neil never did that Meg would have been doomed to live the rest of her life as the Goldman slave any person who traffics a minor can be sentenced to 50 years in prison Peter would also be F 40 Grand I guess I'll have to sell Chris or Stewie this time around in the episode Meg stinks Meg and Peter had the most wild fatherdaughter Day Ever Peter and Lois find out Meg is a top student and Peter takes her to an

interview View at the prestigious School Green Mountain College on the way to the school they stop at a diner and Peter's treatment of Meg is still the same as it always has been well I called and confirmed my interview for tomorrow morning I ordered you nothing what else is new but when he finds out that Meg likes the same music as him and knows he's afraid of guacamole he begins warming up to his daughter just a little Meg is so ecstatic to finally be bonding with her father that she agrees to gate crash a party

instead of attending her very important interview let's go yes I got to take a whiz I got a whiz too you got a funny little wiener but you're a nice guy mate I'm just going to pretend like I didn't see that Lois is pissed when they get home but Meg's just happy that she got to bond with her father Lois warns that Peter will ruin her future if she continues hanging out with him like that and she couldn't have been more right mag you've probably wondered how on Earth I pay for all my Shenanigans this

is a robbery if this [ __ ] moves shoot him in the eye I don't want to do this you have to we're buying a zebra dad there's no time to argue who's the manager here I I am what are you doing you said if he moves shoot him I'll get the cat kill everyone else the penalty for robbery is usually 5 years in jail but the use of a weapon bumps it up to 10 and by bringing megalong Peter could also be charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor but a conviction would

only add an extra year to his sentence and assuming they really did kill everyone else at the bank that's another 75 years for murder I think after all this me will be grateful her father ignores her existence most of the time at least then he can't get her into trouble if there's one piece of advice I could give to every inhabitant of kog it would be to stay the hell away from Peter Griffin he only knows how to solve problems with his fists and is quite literally the king of beating people up I see for

yourself Peter what are you clenching in that fist there what's your name Derek what's your name Michael you're Derek now there's got to be a better way he's got a knife Bingo [ __ ] bingo hey Peter my kid selling Girl Scout cookies and set off the for Edge retirement cake secret set carpo info finally now I can get myself today jeez I think someone needs some anger management therapy assault to spongeb by 20 years in prison so Peter's looking at at least 160 years in the Stony Lonesome from this alone and honestly I feel

bad for whoever Peter sunm made is they'll constantly Need To Tread on eggshells to avoiding their lights punched out over the slightest inconvenience Peter Griffin really is an awesome dad just look at him having some fatherson time with Stewie Daddy I want to turn on the swing set no get lost it looks like fun and I want to do it I'm going to do a big jump off get Mom Mom Mom Mom or the loving Bond he shares with his daughter hey M come here have a seat dad what are you what are you doing

Meg I'm a redneck I am about to do something to you will not remember until you're 40 he come back here I meant Mega's 100% right to call Peter a Mr selfish ass dad but the fat man is actually way worse than what you just saw his awful parenting abilities and dangerously impulsive nature have led to his children being severely over the years I'm going to whip that cigarette out of your mouth and maybe not slice your face in half don't want to do this stay still that's pretty cool too hey Dad that's a cool

I thought you couldn't understand stand me dad what are you doing only going to hurt for about 3 weeks what the hell and you fat so punch your baby in the face I did good Meg shut up yeah I'm trying to watch my program well Chris look mom's naked you creep we're going to try for every single Emmy category starting with best stunt performance Peter I don't think that's a category best documentary and Peter's violence toward children don't stop at his own check this [Music] out finish [Music] him hey that is the last time you

were going to pull that crap do you hear me yes now you ain't going to hold down that football until Charlie Brown kicks it yes go ahead Charlie you're a poop nose you see that fire extinguisher there that's enough dad that's enough that's enough dad pet the boat's right there well totally make it literally standing on the boat made it and here's a fun fact for you Peter Griffin was actually based on a security guard of the college Seth McFarland went to I sure as hell wouldn't want to have been that guy's kid Peter clearly

inflicted enough damage on the kids to be charged with first-degree he'd be sentenced to 20 years per account of so the kitty beater would be caged for 280 years and child abusers are notoriously hated by other inmates so hopefully Peter will be in for a taste of his own medicine remember the episode Amish Guy the one where Peter tried to Massacre around 20 Amish farmers the Griffin's car breaks down on the way home from Six Flags leaving them stranded in Amish Country they end up staying at an inn and Meg falls in love with an

Amish boy named Eli however Eli's father Ezekiel is not impressed with Meg as for you I suggest you stay away from my son you Harlot Meg runs to Peter crying and he tries to win over Ezekiel by showing him rock music this causes an angry mob to descend on the end and the Griffins escape the Amish on a horse and cart they finally arrive home but they find their house has been completely vandalized Peter heads back to amage Country to put a violent end to the feud dang they rebuilt that Barn as fast as a

cartoo oh Megan Eli rush to stop the fighting dad stop leave him alone kill that man that man is my girlfriend Meg and actually managed to talk some sense into their fathers the fighting ends in Meg and Eli part ways realizing they just can't be together Eli won't be the only person Meg might never see again Peter would be facing 20 years for each Amish guy he attempted to murder I saw around 20 Men In that clip that's 400 years in prison baby but I think Meg will be the only one sad about losing Eli

after all Peter has been a total jackass to her all her life well most of the blood on Peter's chubby hands at the result of his Reckless Behavior causing disastrous accidents he has also committed dozens upon dozens of cold blooded murders and I must warn you some of them are pretty damn [Applause] brutal but wait there's more kill it kill it hi Dad my name is Peter 2 [Music] so you concocted an elaborate series of murders leading me to the fictional Scottish rout I hope these taste as good as they look the secret is in

the frosting I estimate Peter's total murder count to be at least 45 that means he's a literal serial killer roaming the streets of kohawk a life sentence for murder in Rhode Island can be 25 years so Peter sentence for this would be 1,125 years at the minimum what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas and for Peter Griffin that includes participating in a terrorist plot Peter and the guys take up skydiving to make their lives less boring but Peter becomes addicted to the thrill of it and ends up getting hurt badly which oh ground damn it

the Eiffel Tower oh cool I'm in Paris a crap I'm in Vegas oh while recovering in the hospital Peter befriends a Muslim named Muhammad Muhammad introduces Peter to hisl culture and decides to become a Muslim one day Peter attends a Muslim meet up with Muhammad and he really should have paid attention to the topic of conversation I told you he's the perfect man to help us blow up the cwk bridge oh my God everybody down so are these toys just like to take blissfully unaware that he's part of the plot to blow up the Cog

bridge now Peter plants a van on the bridge filled with explosives luckily the terrorists are apprehended by Joe and put behind bars to celebrate the foiled plot Peter dials the drunken clam to reserve a table but the terrorist have already hooked up his phone to the bomb yeah I think we could all use a drink call Horus and tell him to get our table ready K did you just let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go and obliterating that bridge isn't the only Act of terrorism Peter has committed remember that time he and

Lois became antivaxers Stewie becomes injured after Peter tries to kill a bat I got you now bat Damon I named you bat Damon and now I want you to live you can beat me but I am who I am hey maybe if he aimed that racket a little to the left he could have whacked Stewie's head into a normal shape again Louis and be to take the baby to the hospital where the doctor offers them a vaccination but after reading about the potential side effects they become antivaxers to spread the word about how harmful vaccines

Are Lois and Peter stage a protest in the park that'll give you secondhand embarrassment as it did me parents of kohawk number of childhood vaccines has tripled in the last generation because heartless corporations make billions of dollars garbage and poison upon our children but after every kid at Stewie's preschool Falls ill with measles Lois realizes she was wrong and wants to get Stewie vaccinated after all unfortunately the little guy and everyone in town is going to have to wait to get their shots now it might be a little too late for that dry all the

vaccines in town all right what else did I have to do today ah yes overdose in my apartment off topic but that 30second clip was more interesting than the entirety of Joker 2 terrorism is a class X felony everywhere in the US and a conviction means life in prison without parole period but if Peter was just charged with murdering all those people on the bridge and at the vaccine Factory his sentence would be 25,000 years and that's just me assuming 1,000 people died as a result of the Carnage Peter is a great big dumb o

and his idity and self-centeredness have resulted in dozens of innocent people being killed and maimed in tragic accidents one of the worst examples of this was the time Peter tried to impress his boss what do you want Griffin Angela look out your window Bush billboard next to the Children's Hospital watch this oh God oh my God this is horrible oh that's terrible bless oh okay okay yeah yeah I'm assuming he didn't get that promotion and then there was the time he foolishly jumped through the roof as Mary Poppins nanny wanted well that sounds like a

good job for an immigrant we're getting a new nanny oh Jane I'm ever so excited I've always imagined the most beautiful damn it while those cases were tragic and all Peter has caused even worse disasters during his two decade Feud with Ernie the giant chicken the conflict has resulted in unimaginable amounts of Destruction we're talking thousands of deaths and millions maybe even billions work worth of property damage my God look at all this Devastation and did you know that Ernie is actually a real giant chicken like I always thought it was some weirdo in a

suit since Ernie is an animal and therefore immune to criminal responsibility that means Peter is solely to blame for everything I estimate that at least 15,000 people have died as a result of Peter's Reckless Shenanigans manslaughter can carry a sentence of 30 years in prison and times that by the death toll that makes Peter's sentence in prison 450,000 years long and there you have it Peter's grand total prison sentence is 476,000 long but there are definitely characters who can top that click the screen to find out who is an even worse criminal than Peter