"Whose Line", Elidio and Anne will play, stand up please! In "Whose Line", each one gets two sentences written by the audience, they can't read them, they'll start the scene, and at any point they must use these sentences and find a way to make them fit the scene they are doing. For this game, I'd like to hear a profession for them to use.
- Dentist! - 'Dentist' is the profession for "Whose Line", starting now! You behaved very well.
. . Here's a lollipop!
Thanks! People ask me if it's conflicting to give lollipops, because of the cavities, right? Because of the candies!
It's an endless cycle we have to keep. . .
Will it be swollen for a long time? No, in two or three days. .
. You'll be able to have a lot of ice cream now! I told your parents to give you ice cream to get you better, and lollipops.
. . - Candy!
- Candy! Forever! - Excuse me?
- Forever! - Ever! - You can eat forever, no problem!
I'll tell you something: Who made lunch today? - It was my mom! - Did she pour some suger on the beans?
I need to teel your mom! This is wonderful! Don't worry, you'll be able to eat candies you whole life.
. . Why did you bring the dentist, baby?
- I came here. . .
- Will you join us for lunch? - Be my guest. - Who made lunch today?
- I made lunch. - You, of course. - Be my guest.
- May I taste it? These beans are lacking some sugar! These beans are lacking sugar!
My mom loves when we have guests, she always says. . .
"I love the little bear! " - Always! - I love the little bear and all bear-related diets.
Healthy things, fruits, I don't like sugar! For God's sake, sugar can't. .
. Natural sugar, like from the fruit, or the sugar derived from flour, we can get natural sugars from flour. .
. I don't like using sugar! - I see you are a family.
. . - Listen, I know what you're up to!
Mom. . .
I'll talk to you in a minute! - What are you trying to do? - I'm trying.
. . This cavity was an accident, you're trying to pin this on me and you want more cavities so she keeps returning and I keep throwing money, right?
Mom, you always make people cry! I believe good dentists don't cry. This is the third one in this neighborhood.
. . - They can't take it.
- Mr. Cláudia. .
. Things are hard enough, we don't have customers, there's fluoride everywhere! You know.
. . Let's settle this with a coin flip!
All right, all right! Choose heads or tails. If you win, I'll start pouring sugar.
. . - If you lose, I'll keep.
. . - Yeah, I guess.
I'm glad. . .
I guess it's fair to ask for a coin flip. . .
Heads! Tails! I won!
Mom, I want you to know. . .
Take me to your world! - What? Daughter?
- I wanted you to know it, mom! - No sugar, daughter! - The swelling is going away!
You just needed someone to care for you, right? A little attention, which your mom doesn't give you. - This family lacks union!
- This scene was sponsored by União sugars! Daniel, I'd like to ask you, who's into those fitness magazines. .
. I'm totally into, as you can see. Anyone noticed?
Daniel is a crossfit freak. . .
Daniel, tell us about the revolutionary bear diet! How does it work? What is it based on?
The bear diet is simple. If you read this month's Cosmo you already know it. But I'll explain for those who didn't: Like a bear, you stay in the river.
Whatever you fish is yours! A person who doesn't know how to fish can lose a lot of weight! I recommend it.
I can't fish and I lost six pounds! Just by not eating salmon. Which is impossible.
From a river? IMPROVÁVEL Probably a good show.
