hi I'm Chloe and I'm from Portland please do like and subscribe and I'll tell you what if you do I might invite you to my show when I become a famous TV presenter so picture your best friend got it well now imagine them gone gone as quick as a badly rated Netflix series ever since I can remember my best friend was Jade literally we started Our Lives side by side because our moms were next to each other in the hospital they became best friends so it was written that we'd be best friends too we were
practically Inseparable the dynamic duo of Mischief you could say at times I got a little hotheaded and Jade would always try to calm me down one time in kindergarten our grand cardboard castle faced a royal crisis when this boy refused to let us princesses in you shall not pass as I am King yeah well you're only a king if you wear a crown and I'm about to knock yours off wait you'll get in big trouble you're right much better to do a liquid Siege and Jade reluctantly helped me pour water all over the castle until
became soggy and collapsed on his head growing up I wanted to be a famous TV presenter think Jimmy Fallon or Ellen degenerous but funnier and cooler although Jade hated doing it she always listened to me no matter what you're the K-pop Star of the moment everybody wants to know your deepest and most personal secret please say it looking straight at the camera if you can cry that would be great too don't you want to interview the president instead does he have a new double padlocked Balenciaga bag I think not one time when we came home
from school our moms were arguing loudly they stopped when we walked in oh hi kids good day at school Jade we're going but now and just like that they stopped talking or going around each other's houses mom come on whatever it is it'll blow over right she's just not the person I thought she was Jade and I didn't pay much attention to them we had to deal with the usual high school stuff there were heartbreaks he asked Bailey to the dance Bailey you can do better I heard he doesn't bathe paranoia what if I fre
and no words come out then I pee myself and everyone laughs at me you're just getting a soda complete meltdowns how am I supposed to remember all this stuff this is just torture you could be the first person to sue the school nah who cares I'm going to be rich and famous anyway Jade was always there for me and I figured we'd be besties forever but as it turns out I was wrong one day I raced to school because I wanted to show Jade my updated showreel but she wasn't in so I texted and I
could see she read it but didn't reply why it's cool she's probably ill or maybe her mom took her out of school again oh yeah she does that sometimes for yoga or something and Jade hates it Anyway by the evening still no reply not even a quick hey I'm alive text the next day she wasn't in school either or the next and nothing was on her socials not that she posted stuff anyway did aliens abduct her is she going through a phone detox did I do something wrong I have to find out by the time
I got to her house I was angry and preparing what to say see this friendship bracelet given that you don't care about our friendship I'm going to rip it off and burn it but when I went to knock on the door I realized it was already open to my shock the place was empty I mean Furniture gone belongings gone even wallpaper gone it was as if nobody had ever lived there I ran up to Jade's room completely empty too then I heard the door downstairs open and bang shut someone else is in the house I
sneak a look over the banisters and saw this scary looking man with a shaved head and a daisy tattoo on his hand he was stuffing some paper work in his pocket and knelt by a section of an open floorboard I got it boss but just then I stuffed my toe and I couldn't help but make a noise because of the oh yeah excruciating pain I heard the Man start to come upstairs and luckily I knew that there was a way out of Jade's bedroom window via an oak tree my heart was pounding as I climbed
down and when I looked back to the house I saw the scary man scowling at me from Jade's window I ran home so fast and told Mom everything Jade and her mom have gone what did you and her mom follow out about it was nothing people change and grow apart it's how it is I thought that was really weird as they'd been as close as Jade and I and I could never imagine falling out with Jade like that soon after that I was taking out the trash and there I discovered a scrunched up liar with
daisies on it just like the tattoo the scary man had I didn't say anything to Mom cuz I knew she'd make me stay away from it but hey a good presenter is always ready for action the website on the flyer was a place called Harmony Farm it looks like one of Jade's mom's yoga trips but weirdly there was no phone number or address a place called Harmony Farm can't be that bad can it I figured Jade was okay and would be back in contact soon after all we are best friends but weeks went by and
still no contact I was angry but when this bully tried to trip me in the canteen I didn't unleash my inner Hulk with the help of an image of Jade scolding me no you'll get in trouble then Mr tripot turned lunch into a chaotic circus with flying milkshakes and frosted Donuts in all directions enough is enough hey knock it off people just want to have lunch what's it got to do with you weirdo you're such a weirdo always talking alone and interviewing a mirror no wonder your friend bailed on you that was it I grabbed
his tray and sent it on a gravity defying Journey to the other side of the canteen cue the Applause yep I was a hero but of course heroics come with consequences and boy did I get in trouble first attention and then Mom I'm so so disappointed this must stop Jade's moved on and so should you mom is right she ghosted me if Jade wanted to break our friendship so did I I took down every picture of us and burned our friendship bracelet in the backyard in some sort of ritual of Detachment and the perfect distraction
came with my big TV break they were holding auditions in the next town for a new cool teen Channel I am a teen and I am cool this is perfect for me the next day I went there it was this Tad warehouse and the line went on for miles but hey no pain no gain right so I stood in line thank the heavens I could watch loads of MSA videos and I had my trusty MSA water bottle but as I got further up the line the most shocking thing happened I saw these two girls about
my age and wearing these hideous yellow dresses talking to some people in line and handing them something please take a daisy a daisy suddenly a security guard ran over to them you two again what did I tell you get out of here the girls ran away I had to follow them they might lead me to Jade so I went after them and got onto the same bus they got off at this remote stop and I followed they went through a garden gate and so did I exactly 5 minutes after them I started filming just in
case they went all Midsummer on me here we are at Harmony Farm but I don't see any animals suspicious and that's when I saw Jade watering tomatoes in the same ugly dress I thought to myself Chloe be calm collected listen to her side of the story but instead I went battail crazy you ghosted me and what is with the outfit put on a statement necklace at least Chloe you don't belong here just go oh hi nice to see you too no need to apologize or anything what happened to all the BFFs forever stuff you didn't
even give me a it's not you it's me speech that's because it's you you're so materialistic all the time I want a simpler life to be with nature and people like me I don't want to be best friends anymore and she just walked away fine she's going to regret this the next time she sees me I will be on TV and she will still be watering Tomatoes I had to wait an age for the bus but when I got to the auditions I looked at everyone there posing like they were famous already do I look
like that I can't look that sad is Jade right about me he didn't go to the audition and when I got home I looked at my vision board all designer shoes and red carpets with Jade and me in the middle maybe she's right I realized that we always did what I wanted and never what Jade wanted well there was the time I went with her to help out at a soup kitchen see I'm not all about the material stuff well I suppose I did promise to go back and never did hey how was the audition
Jade's in a cult why didn't you tell me don't try to deny it I found the flyer in the trash calm down Jade's mom tried to convince me to go but she got Furious when I refused that's it that's it no that's not it we need to get an army together and get Jade out of there let Jade be she's where she wants to be I tried to listen to my mom but that night I couldn't sleep I needed to apologize to Jade when Dawn broke I went back to the farm I knew she never
wanted to see me again and I would respect that but I had to get this off my chest first luckily when I snuck in this big meeting was in progress and someone was on stage Jade was bound to be in there and suddenly I realized Jade's mom was on stage giving a speech I couldn't see Jade so I snuck out the back and weirdly I found a door with Jade's mom's name on it it was this really shabby office with hardly anything in it no compromising paperwork was in the drawers or behind the books on
a shelf then suddenly when I moved a book something clicked a secret door inside was another office but this was huge and Grand with Mod cons I'm talking Apple products on tap a Walkin wardrobe complete with designer shoes and bags not a very simple life if you ask me there were also boxes of people's passports money and Bank St ments for Jade's mom wow this is a lot of money what are you doing I turned and the scary man was staring at me I I want to join the cult I know you you were at
the boss's house boss Jade's mom was the boss before I could process that the scary man started chasing me around the desk I ran out and ended up on stage Jade's mom looked at me shocked then she smiled calmly I gave up on trying to make your mom see sense but I always had hope for you that's a no from me to the weirdy beardy cult sorry the audience gasped you were always so angry Chloe you still don't understand that materialism is the only distraction from True Bliss is that so what about your secret office
it's like the Kardashian Jenner Clan threw up in there and don't get me started on the passports and the small fortune I found well it's small only by Bill Gates standards everyone looked confused at Jade's mom and she looked panicked suddenly Jade came on stage she had a face that looked like she wanted to do a Ted Talk on the benefits of Rage I'd never seen her so angry there is no secret office Chloe is lying to get back at me no Jade I promise I'd never lie to you we're besties no we are not
why can't you just leave me alone you know what fine I'll just go at least I fought for our friendship I was more than ready to leave that place and never come back but it wasn't that simple Jade's mom caught up with me and closed my path behind her were loads of Daisy loving worshippers and the scary man who looked like he was about to whip out some nunchucks you think you can just accuse me of something like that and just walk away I was thinking that yeah well this isn't your mother's house where you
can do whatever you want you brat ouch here trespassers and criminals are prosecuted and punished I was genuinely frightened if they could endure wearing those horrendous dresses who knew what else they were capable of the followers began to advance on me I was completely surrounded they each grabbed some Tomatoes oh no at that moment Jade arrived on the scene mom wait oh Jade I know you want to be a part of this of course I do Jade grabbed a tomato but first everyone you should know that your donations have been going to my mom Chloe
my bestie was right Jade showed everyone the bags the shoes the passports bank statements and money that her mother had hidden everything turned to chaos then Jade's mom and the scary man tried to bolt but they got catched or should I say catch up up everyone threw their Tomatoes at them it was brutal blood flowed on the farm well maybe it was just tomato sauce but okay too many tomato jokes got it I'll stop now I walked towards Jade Jade listen I'm really sorry I didn't mean to cause all this chaos no I'm sorry Mom
convinced me that leaving everything behind was for the best that our old life was too materialistic it's all because of you Chloe if you hadn't shown up and questioned everything I wouldn't know the truth I missed you I couldn't give up on her friendship either then Jade held up her friendship bracelet BFF where's yours oh I it's in the laundry I think after Mom gets arrested I'm going to come live with you for a while and you my friend need to take an anger management course yeah and to stop obsessing over celebrities and materialistic things
