New Robot Makes Soldiers Obsolete (Corridor Digital)

Oh what a lovely day! I'm so excited! I want to train, jump and play Oh damn stuff got serious Look at the flowers, target.

Woah woah woah! Don't look at the jerk, it's alright OUCH! Gotta do my job no matter what Blgrhhhh Oh no, my new pants got dirty Bull-eyes You spin me right round baby right round!

bang Damn I'm good at this I don't want to play soccer I wanna shoot [ROBOTIC FEEDBACK] [Robot Noises] HELL YEAH I'M THE BEST! GIMME THAT OH LET'S GET DONKEY KONG . .

. Still got it alright gimme some style points at least Are you serious dude I'm dead tired of these fellas This boy crazy HEY YOU'RE BLOCKING MY VIEW Thank you What's this, Chuck Norris? Not cool bro!

Should I? YO YO YO YO YO CHILL IF I SHOOT YOU, THE VIDEO WILL BE DEMONETIZED, STOP IT NOW Oh my god I cannot shoot those eyes uwu BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM SCREW THIS I JUST WANTED TO PLAY OUTSIDE FOR ONCE triumph! Going commando Mannequin challenge again?

IT'S NOT 2016 YOU DON'T BOTHER ME ANYMORE OH NO NOT THE BEES I HATE BEES ALRGH MY SENSORS! ! !

SCREW YOU IN PARTICULAR Grabbing this gun makes the bees dissapear No more bees, it's time for: L I M B O you're ugly but you're uglier no, I think you're uglier Damn you both are ugly but you're the ugliest Aw shit here we go again pff Don't you start Stop it A-hole I'm so excited, never had a birthday before! Is that for me? YOU GOT ME A DOGGY YAAAY I'mma call him Jeremy wait wut Are you serious You've got to be kidding me I'm out.

I'm respecting your beliefs by grabbing the gun, but asserting my authority as a killer robot by going away anyway. NO JEREMY I'M SORRY THEY'RE MAKING ME DO THIS YOU'RE ALL PSYCHOS JEREMY CALM DOWN EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE I've had enough of you Screw your stick Dance monkey, dance THIS IS FUN, ISN'T IT? COME ON, JEREMY COWABUNGA!