listen I don't know if you guys are raising your kids I got a 10-year-old and a seven-year-old daughter and I don't know if you guys in Canada raise them modern but modern parenting nowadays modern parenting means that you actually spend time with them no because I'm in my 40s like our parents did not spend time with us when we were kids our parents did not first of all I I I was born in Iran so I have immigrant parents immigrant parents don't spend time with anybody immigrant parents once they get you to America they feel their job is done as soon as we landed my parents ready go land of opportunity you're on your own we'll see you at graduation you better be a doctor now we spend so much time with our kids schools have now found ways to trick parents to come to school with different themes every day first of all I put my kids in private school because I thought that meant that I would pay and the school would just take them but it that doesn't that's not how it works cuz you go to the interview they go are you willing to be involved in your child's education I go of course I'm willing to be involved they go how I go well you know I'll uh drop them off and then you'll be involved and then I'll pick them up that's not how it works they've come up with themes every day is a new day parent day teacher day parent teacher day daddy day Mommy day daddy donut day Mommy hot dog day grandpa day distant cousin day distant cousin day I had to call my cousin in Iran we haven't talked in 20 years I called him up mahm there distant cousin there you got to come to the school yeah you got to come to America no I know there's a travel band you can't come come to the Mexican border I'll sneak you in there's no wall yet oh my God this actually this actually was something that happened my seven-year-old daughter came home from school with a letter from the school recently they said in honor of the H 100th day of school please send your child to school tomorrow dressed up as a hundred-year-old what the hell what kind of BS assignment how does a 100-year-old dress what do I got her put a wheelchair oxygen mask go if you want extra credit at lunchtime just poop your pants it'll put you over our parents wouldn't have played that if I came home with a letter back when I was 7 years old to my dad my Iranian father immigrant father he would have called the school let me call the give me the telephone this is American BS let me call the school hello teacher my son he not coming yeah he died he was 99 years old he lived a full life but send the homework we believe in reincarnation he come the next day I'm telling you Montreal I was at the school recently I'm looking around and I realized my parents never came to any of my school events then I realized I didn't want them to come to my school events because I had immigrant parents I don't know how it is in Canada but if you have immigrant parents in America you're spending your whole life trying to blend in with all the other American Kids you don't want your immigrant parents showing up cuz when immigrant parents show up they blow your cover I don't want them coming to school the one or two times I came to school my parents they would come in loud immigrant parents always hello it is good to be here thank you very much for having us land of opportunity thank you very much we love your country what a bird the eagle wow you your food Big Mac amazing you'd be in the corner trying to blend in and hide then they would talk who are we we are immigrants and we are with Him Dad shut up they thought I was one of them he'd make it worse we are from Iran dad nobody likes Iran they thought we were Greek I've been eating yogurt all week I got had a yeast infection guys This is 40 years ago in America nobody liked Iran still nobody likes Iran Iran has been in every travel ban the Trump Administration has put out 1. 0 2. 0 3.
0 first of all they put a new travel ban out every three months like it's an iphone update I can't wait till they come out with travel ban X like the iPhone x maybe it'll come with facial recognition it's just ban yourself oh crap I'm not getting in now you guys are smart in Canada you've been following it travel ban 1. 0 2. 0 the complaint was they were all Muslim countries so people said it's a Muslim ban so the Trump Administration wanted to show how not anti-muslim they are so for travel ban 3.
