This is Australia and I'm going to cross the entire continent in a perfectly straight line by any means possible. Foot, boat, car, horse, camel, helicopter, tractor, buggy, and more. And I need to stay within one compass degree of the line or I fail.
Rock. We got Oh god. We're out here in crocinfested waters.
One fell movement on my body, I'm gone. And I brought along my favorite survival guide, Dan. He's nearly gotten me killed three times.
and our Australian outback expert, Andrew, who will both help me not die as I travel directly through the most dangerous continent on Earth with killer animals at every turn. Like these little things right here. Look at him.
It's a [ __ ] walabe. All right, we're disembarking. There he is.
Right there. Right there. Oh my god, those things are lightning fast.
Andrew, where are we right now? So, we're right on the edge of a flood plane up in the Northern Territory of Australia. We have saltwater crocodiles.
And this area right here has the highest population density in the entire world. Okay. You know this guy over here or what?
His name is Rowdy. This is the guy that can take you from point A to point B. Rowdy, good to meet you.
Off we go. And with Rowdy and his airboat to cruise through the most densely populated croc territory in the world. It didn't take long for one to swim up right to our boat.
[ __ ] yeah, I do not. Oh, dude. He is right up on us.
Look at him. It's a Jurassic Park dinosaur. Oh my [ __ ] Christ.
His jaw got chomped. Rowdy, what are you doing right now? No survival instinct from Rowdy right now, respectfully.
Well, now we know for a fact there are crocodiles in the water. And after the sketchiest boat ride of my life, the straight line brought us back to land. We're through the river.
We're still on the straight line. We're past the salt crocs. Let's keep going forward.
And after hiking, riding, walking, and running through 12 km of pure bush, the line led us directly into a territory famous for poisonous killer snakes and feral hogs. I've been itching to fight a boar my whole life. Tus, toss, tuss, tuss.
With no choice but to hop the fence into the depths of some of Australia's thickest scrub, the line has us crossing through this dangerous terrain. There are big prints beneath us. We got to keep our sound down because we're on the trail now.
We see the sh. We got to keep our sound down in this area. We can get him on foot.
It's going to be a team. You want me to help tackle him? Uh, try and get those back legs.
Grab the hind legs. But watch it cuz he'll turn around and try and get you. Well, I'm going to beat its ass.
You know that, right? You can try. low low.
I see him. I see a little zoom in. [Music] I don't even know what we're doing.
After barely failing to catch a wild boar, it was time to focus on moving forward and avoiding getting bit by the legendary Taipan snake. It was inches away. We had him in a rasp.
So, I reckon what's probably a good idea is we should go around here. We got to get back on that line. This is snake territory through here.
It's Yeah, super dangerous. And one one bite, you're dead. If you got bit by coastal taan, 45 minutes, I'll start digging.
You might as well sit down and have a cigar. All right, let's get out of here. Dusk is approaching.
We're going to get out of snake territory and back into safety. Time skip. And as day turned to night, as we hiked out of the scrub, the only poisonous thing we encountered was this thing.
[Music] The voluupsuous cane toad. Look at this thing, bro. He's a giant balloon, bro.
Can we eat it? They're sucking. No, these guys are super poisonous.
Come on, man. Why am I holding? Come on, man.
All right, let him go. After going to sleep in a local hotel, we resumed our path on the line, but this time in Andrew's titanium reinforced Jeep. I can handle the harsh terrain of the bush and move us closer towards Australia's interior.
Cruising through the outback mid sunrise. Andrew, chances of us hitting a walabee. So, this time here, this is when they move around.
Good god. Jesus Christ. Barely avoided death.
Walabeees, man. Ballsier than a kangaroo. But eventually we did stumble upon our first kangaroo.
Freshly hit by a semi-truck and was presumably dead. Just straight up dead on the side of the road. Andrew's going to drag it off the road like a true warrior.
I'll help, too. Yeah, this thing is actually still warm. This is slightly sad.
All right, buddy. Well, I'm sorry this happened to you. This is kind of tragic, as is the circle of life.
We keep moving on. We kept driving only to encounter an Australian bush fire literally burning the surroundings. I don't I You can't make this up.
All right, we're hopping out. The bush is on fire, bro. I feel it.
My eyes is on fire. That's hot. Look at Dan.
Look at Dan. Let's go. Let's go.
Dan, don't do it. Dan, no. Dan, no.
No, Dan. We need to get back in the Jeep and head out. The Outback is no joke.
I now believe that anything in Australia can kill you. So, we continued on the road until the line chose violence once again, forcing us to get out of the Hummer as our road had come to an end. Luckily, if I could not drive, I was prepared to fly.
Hey, unless we hit a helicopter right now, we are not getting out of here in a straight line. There's the helicopter. RIP Kobe.
I don't trust these things. Andrew Tate, what are your thoughts? I'm kidding.
I trust. Hello. Good to meet you.
Wish me luck. Goodbye, Isaiah. We'll see you on the other side.
[Music] This feels extremely unsteady and dangerous. After flying over the undrivable territory of my straight line in this death machine, we landed near Edith Springs and we're making insane progress through the line. Woo!
We've done it. Let's get out of here. Well done.
Oh, a true natural. We just got out the helicopter. I don't want to walk, so we're taking this buggy.
While borrowing a doom buggy from a local rancher, deep in the abyss of his massive farmland, we encountered a new enemy mob. There he is. There he is.
Our first buffalo. He's coming our way. He's coming our way.
How fast could it be? Fast. Diesel.
I'm out. I'm out. I get my chill.
I don't want a buffalo today. Yet the line was dragging us straight into a croc inhabited river. And this time we didn't have a boat.
All right, we made it to the secret garden. Wait, wait. Is that croc in there?
The crocs line. So, we should probably not go in there. But the line gave me no choice.
I'll rip it. Okay. You can't stop us.
You crazy. We're going through croc territory. This might be one of the most dangerous things we do on this trip.
Go slow. Slow. Okay.
All right. All right. Great.
Great. Y'all ready for this? We're out of luck.
We're [ __ ] Our buggy was balls deep in a crocinfested river basin and we had to get out. Get you off. You're stuck.
No, I'm not stuck. We're just stuck. We're momentarily frozen.
All right, we're stuck. A croc could attack us at any moment in this vulnerable position as all four of us combined our strength to get this buggy out. Keep in mind, Crocs can run over 22 mph.
East. That's my crew right there. You got to get south.
We got to go through a river. That's what we're doing. Let's go through the river.
The line has us crossing through crocinfested waters. All right. I brought my gun.
Where is it? Oh my god. Punch the croc.
There's crocs in there, dude. I know. Just be careful.
Smart. [Music] We're alive, baby. Is going to kill me.
All right, let's go. We made it out. After narrowly escaping with the buggy intact, the line had led us straight through this giant farm into our next vehicle.
This guy's driver's license. Wow. The straight line is brutal and unforgiving.
So, it looks like there's a tractor in the distance. We're going to hop in the tractor right now. The buggy can go no further.
I'm going to hop on it. It might not be as fast, but it's wide, big, and thick. I'm going up.
All right. What do we have here? Hey, tractor.
We're headed straight for the trees, so I'll probably have to hop out, but pretty awesome. And with this speedy and epic tractor beneath me, we had tilled the land and escaped the farm. Well, we're reaching the edge here.
I guess this is it. We're probably 20% of the way through. That was slow and dangerous.
I almost killed Dan. Almost. We're going to walk through the bush right now.
We're going to make some progress on foot. If we don't make haste, we're going to be here forever. But luckily, I had planted just the right vehicle on a nearby road that I was totally qualified to ride.
Get in the passenger seat. We're going. This thing is massive.
[Music] All right. This is where Andrew should show up with a moped. All right, we're out of the big rig.
The sun is setting, which means walabeees will be jumping on the road as I drive a moped. There it is. This thing is cute, sexy, fast, and nimble, just like the protagonist of this video.
I hope I don't hit a walabe today. Watch out. Watch out.
What's up, John Cena? Bloody effing hell. There are dead walabes everywhere out here.
I do not want to hit one. If I hit one, it is taking me down with it. Looks like I'm approaching the Jeep.
Yo. Oh, who are you? I'm reading.
Good to meet you, man. What am I doing? Well, you can't take that thing on the highway.
You'll be like territory Roku. You got to come inside tougher. You're a smart man.
This vehicle is from 1943. Oh, I can't be safe. After a few miles driven in this relic, we finally made it to the city of Catherine.
Wow. Thanks for having me. Cheers, man.
We're supposed to board a flight from Catherine to Alice Springs. Or so I thought. There's no one here.
Hello. Oh my god. Hello.
Turns out our private flight chartered specifically to keep me on the line was cancelled because apparently I believe they run out of pilots. And so to stay within the line, we waited another day and a half and took a commercial airplane that kept us within range. Finally arrived in Alice Springs.
The place was pure desert, making it almost impossible to cross without what Australians call the ships of the desert. Hey, John. John, one of the camels that you'll be on was a racing camel.
You got up to 65 km an hour. Oh my god. What the [ __ ] Oh, what the hell is happening?
I Stop, stop, stop. I'm trying. I'm trying.
Stand. Stand. Stand.
Stand. And after spending the next two days traveling on camel, Greyhound bus, and rental car, we were shredding miles on the line and finally nearing the last leg of our journey. All right, we made it to Cooper Petty.
Met a cult member in the pub. I have a gift for him. You're the first man in Australia who's a cult member.
Are you serious? This is yours. Please give me a hug.
Are you serious? Yeah, of course. Dan is driving.
That means we're in safer hands. Onward we go. We're out here in the middle of nowhere.
We're in Coober Petty and I might just have to pull out my final trump card. We need to get to Port Lincoln right here. If I continue down this road, I will break the line.
So, I booked the private plane. Hello, Hannah. How are you?
There's the ocean. Port Lincoln, baby. And after safely landing in Port Lincoln, we were only 2 miles away from completing the line.
We made it to Port Lincoln. We are nearly finished. 2 mi left.
I will run to the ocean. We've made it to the final stretch. Now I just need to make the distance on foot like Rocky Balboa.
Tune in. Epic music. The bag's coming off.
I've crossed Australia in a straight line. 1 million likes and I'll cross the entire planet. The end.