How Long Would MR. KRABS' Prison Sentence Be?

I can't be the only person who wonders what would happen if Mr Krabs finally got caught for everything dude forget Plankton Mr Crabs is the real criminal mastermind in Bikini Bottom unhand that Penny or the arm comes off I've spent way too much time rewatching every questionable thing he's done and honestly he deserves a one-way ticket to Bikini Bottom prison let's start with something small underpaying employees in the episode squid on strike Mr Krab starts the day by treating his workers like any M employer would Breathe on your own time I don't pay you to

breathe you hardly pay us at all oops my bad I have to admit that is very much far from sayane CRS has been exploiting SpongeBob and Squidward for years paying them with well almost nothing to top it all off he asks them to pay him for things like goofing off and standing at the cash register maybe I should add extortion to this list while Spongebob doesn't seem to care probably because he's more concerned about jellyfishing than financial stability this is still wage theft 18 19 here you go Mr K I think this should cover all

my nonsense it's an extra 50 cents for when I was tying my shoe you takes advantage of SpongeBob's love for his work and treats him like crap like here your turn to chip in boy sure go buy yourself something pretty this is in money this is what Mr Krabs pays me with Mr Krabs is wacky box and here I've been doing some calculating in the old numbers then I'll save a whole nickel if I cut your salary completely Squidward convinces SpongeBob to go on strike after a while Mr Krabs comes running claiming that he wants

them back surely he won't say something to make them want to quit their jobs again in order to pay off these damages two are going to work for me forever if bikini botom had any semblance of law Mr Krabs would have been in some deep Waters but apparently they don't in real life the US Department of Labor would have a field day with the crabster considering how Squidward SpongeBob and even girl have suffered if found guilty Mr Krabs would face up to 10 years in prison and pay $152,000 as a fine remember the episode crusty

dogs okay here's the setup one day SpongeBob accidentally discovers that if you shape a crappy Patty into a tube it magically resembles a hot dog and he runs to tell Mr Krabs Mr Krabs sper tastes just like a crabby patty maybe we can add them to the menu what does Mr Krabs do with this discovery he asks the ultimate question every customer wants to hear here would you pay the same as what a krabby paty costs sure I suppose so how about double now you're talking naturally he decides to launch a whole new product line

crusty dogs it's bikini Bottom's first and worst attempt at Gourmet fast food but here's the thing crusty dogs aren't actually hot dogs they're just repurposed cylindrical versions of old Krabby Patties no new ingredients no improved recipe just good old burger meat squeezed into a different shape and of course Mr Krab's convenience ly forgets to mention that tiny detail to his customers you know the ones paying extra because they think they're getting something new false advertising absolutely crabs plastered the Crusty Crab with flashy signs hyping up crusty dogs is the latest and greatest invention and then

he gets Squidward to make the signs attract the needed attention look at that guy just like a hot dog mommy fire you to stay in school Billy predictably the new product flops as customer grow bored of eating glorified hot dog Burgers but instead of admitting defeat Mr grabs pulls the ultimate cheap skate move he quietly switches back to normal Krabby Patties without issuing any refunds misleading customers like this would fall under false advertising laws resulting in steep fines of $40,000 for misleading advertisement but knowing crabs he probably would have just blamed the shape and tried

charging an additional rebranding fee you know when people are pushed to the Limit they would normally know when to quit that's it I Quit not anymore I quit quit anyone but Mr Crabs in born again crabs he takes bargain hunting to such a reckless extreme that it almost sends someone to the morg and all to avoid tossing a spoiled Krabby Patty in the trash while cleaning the grill SpongeBob finds something terrifying an ancient moldy crabby patty that looks like it survived a nuclear apocalypse natural natur he tries to do the sensible thing there there little

one your journey is almost [Applause] over someone tried to throw away a Patty after digging through the restaurant's trash Krabs pulls out a gnarly half rotten Patty that's been festering longer than the Crusty Krabs grease traps but instead of letting it go like a normal business owner Krabs looks at the disgusting Patty with dollar signs on his mind when SpongeBob tells him where he found it Krabs has this to say tomorrow A customer will find it under his bun it's old and cold you're not to make another Patty until that when he sold this moldy

growling Abomination could land the Crusty Crab on every food safety watch list but Mr Krabs is not phased why that expired mess is apparently worth a glorious 5.2 classic crabs valuing rotten meat over basic human decency or fish decency why throw it away when you can serve it to some poor sucker and make a quick scent not even a quick Buck here you are sir one cty Patty this is a public health disaster waiting to happen serving expired food could get a restaurant shut down permanently and saddle the owner with fines at the 5K in

5 years in prison for reckless and dangerman as the totally official judge here I'll make sure the Crusty Krab gets a health inspector visit every week and Mr Krabs must eat everything pulled from the dumpster okay maybe that last part is a bit excessive in the episode drivethru Mr Krabs proves once again that nothing not even Common Sense can get in the way of him making a few extra bucks the episode begins with Mr Krabs Fixing a Hole in the Wall of the crusted crab with toothpaste obviously that doesn't work and the crack becomes larger

well I think it that small hole in the wall just became a mediumsized hole in the wall now any other responsible business owner would see this as a major safety issue but not Mr K not when this happens careful now hey you guys put in a Drive-Thru we did three large Krabby Patties crabby fries two extra large orders of Krabby Rings the penny pinching crab sees the gaping hole as a money-making opportunity and turns it into a drive-thru but everything is wrong with this setup there's no headset no system the menu is written on a

fcking napkin SpongeBob's practically squishing burgers out through the hole and then there's a grumpy Squidward who's just fed up with the whole Ridiculousness of everything AO Squidward I am getting really tired of running back and forth but don't worry Mr Krabs has got a solution for it oh wonderful now how am I supposed to get two SpongeBobs problem solve hi it's days like this that make me wish I had gone to college soon the right through line starts the build and in no time there's a long queue of angry honking impatient fishies hey what's the

hold up how you going to make us way we've been waiting here for hours we're still waiting things spirals so far out of control the town turns into a full-on gridlock around the Crusty Crab and even the police show up Mr Eugene crabs what a ticket a ticket now why would I write you a ticket how about for turning the whole town into a parking lot and then the mayor mayor Eugene Krabs the whole town is at a standstill because your drive-thru is so slow now at this point you might be thinking Mr Krabs will

realized he's got a big problem on his claws and shut it all down no what does he do don't you worry there's an answer for that too there you go two drive-throughs two lines and I'll make money twice as fast that worked just as well as the toothpaste did out hey hey watch it will you then there's Plankton who tried using the traffic jam to sell his Chum nuggets going fast get them while they're cold looks like Krabs this drive-thru is really paying off for me oh no not again now there's a line brother should

have just stayed back at the Chum Bucket for causing a traffic obstruction with this terribly constructed drive-thru that led to actual accidents Mr Krabs is liable can be charged with criminal negligence and for the injuries in Mayhem caused he'd be facing 10 years imprisonment with a fine of $5,000 another crime that'll send Mr Krabs straight Behind Bars is animal cruelty believe me Mr Krabs will do just about anything for money you'd assume that he draw the line somewhere like I don't know not exploiting animals but nope not Eugene in the episode scent of money Mr

Krabs uses Gary as a metal detector to steal money this started when he saw a penny get stuck to Gary's shell while SpongeBob was taking the snail on a walk shiver me shellack or like a little money detecting you know what do you call it snagle you mean snail why don't you ever bring your little sneagle to work with you right then and there Mr Krabs decides to use the innocent pet snail as his personal Penny looting [Music] machine I've been working on this one for months hey despite being told the process causes Gary discomfort

Mr Crab still continues to use Gary and steal change from other people what do you mean you don't feel so good you look fine to me quit being such a baby and start making me some money this is theft exploitation and animal cruelty all wrapped up into one really not so good package Why did no one call the cops on him in another episode jelly Hunter a customer over here SpongeBob deliciously munching on his lunch that he specially prepared the customer is very interested who wouldn't when our jolly good yellow sponge is sounding like [Music]

this yum oh [Music] yeah customer tries the crappy Patty with jellyfish jelly and it is amazing Mr Krabs barges onto the scene at he's Furious SpongeBob for altering the crabby patty but when he hears these words sir this is the greatest thing I've ever eaten going to come back here for lunch for the rest of my life hey buddy anyone would know what would come next but apparently SpongeBob is always the last to catch on Mr Krabs wastes no time and tasks him to go grab as much of these money fish as he can SpongeBob

thinks that it's the opportunity of his lifetime his dream come true jellyfish hunting mixed with his crabby patty flipping job yay oh boy getting paid to jellyfish that's my life's dream and true to his naivity he tells Mr Krabs to treat the jellyfish with kindness okay Mr Krabs just make sure the jellyfish are comfortable I'll keep them comfortable inside me wallet he begins this hunt for the jellyfish but soon realizes that the insatiable crustacean capitalist Mr Krabs will keep demanding for more and more what don't you understand about more more more this goes on until

the entire jellyfish yard is totally depleted and now looking like a grim Wasteland well there's no more now that's jellyfishing but oh boy that's not the worst of it SpongeBob gets the discover a factory where the jelly fishies were being confined then forced through massive tubes and cruy exploited of their jelly and tossed away practically [Music] dead it's such a horror scene to someone like SpongeBob especially the dude can't believe his eyes what kind of monster is responsible for this horror and I'll be honest I thought the camera would pan a sponge Bob I mean

you brought this fade on them but yeah the person pedaling such a gruesome enslavement is literally that's it keep that gelatinous gold flowing Mr Krabs yeah greedy old Mr Krabs everything about it so wrong and it's one of those rare times where SpongeBob boldly stands up to his boss Mr Crab stop this madness the swort of animal cruelty and inhumane exploitation will fetch Mr Krabs with a 5 years imprisonment for felony animal cruelty and a hefty fine of $100,000 too in the episode crappy Chronicle Eugene H Krabs takes his Greene eye Greed for money to

the extent of operating a news printing business to deliberately spread fake news just to gain more clicks okay technically there's no internet in Bikini Bottom so to stack up more cash boy these papers are selling faster than we can print them I don't think these stories are doing anyone any good they're certainly doing me some good can you believe and if it's any defense at all he started legitimately by putting out ads like every well-meaning business owner but it turns out no one was buying the paper where he placed his ad and he soon learns

why could I interest you in a copy of the examiner this fine day nobody reads the examiner Bud bottom feeder is where it's at fish boy strikes again and aren't these stories a little less than truthful but they're selling they certainly are again if it's any defense at all he did question the ethics of it but he learns how much they charge a whopping 25 cents per word enough said sure is easy money that gives me an idea that's how Mr Krab starts his newspaper business from now on you'll be twice as busy lead reporter

for the new Krabby Chronicles of course SpongeBob is certainly not getting paid for these extra rolls and hours I mean this alone is a whole lot of exploitation and violation of labor laws but let's just stick to the script after SpongeBob begins his new job Rolland brings his juicy scoop nobody's interested Mr Krabs has a solution though maybe instead of man watches poll man Mary's poll see now that's a juicy story isn't that lying don't think of it as lying boy a practical joke something everybody can have a good laugh about I'm not going to

defend that I'm with SpongeBob in the journalism code on ethics on this one no that's not good And So It Begins paper after paper lives businesses homes reputations ruined with each publication a little news story could have ruined my business dude even Plankton gets his Chum Bucket closed down I'm health inspector I'm officially closing down your restaurant I haven't done anything that's not what this says Chum made of your Chums what who's to blame for this mention the fact that he's written lies about us and I thought I was evil dang when Plankton's calling you

evil yeah something's wrong very wrong but none of that matters to Mr K when he's s sitting on a money Throne SpongeBob comes to him and complains about the damage the stories are causing but what does Mr Crabs do the sensible thing people want wild juicy stories to come up with the wildest story ever Mr Krabs I've written about everyone in town give me a shocker well he asked for the wildest story ever and he got it Krabs overworks employees Pays His tired Porter pennies while he RS in the dough is sick and inhumane for

publishing fake news like this Mr grabs is looking at 2 years imprisonment then for printing defamatory information if sued to court he would also pay a fine of one millionar as damages to cover for every individual that was a victim to his fake news printing business let's just say some people are dumb in a funny kind of way Patrick Star takes the lead in that category but still this doesn't give anyone the right to exploit him but when you're Mr Eugene Krabs a jobless hermit living under a rock isn't where you draw the line and

when SpongeBob leaves for his 9 to5 Patrick isad he wants a hat and to get a hat he needs a job and it so happens that Mr Krabs has just the position for him how would you like a job Patrick oh boy give me my hat but first you have to entice people into the restaurant holding this side but then our star doesn't shine so bright I mean he directs tourists to the Chum Bucket his first customer can you direct me to the Crusty Crab please what does he think he's doing literally blows them away

with his razzled Dazzle it's enough Patrick did you see that Mr Krabs Mr Krabs frustrated with Pat's idiocy gives him the work hat to send them off but it causes Patrick to keep falling face flat and somehow that interests the tourists look at that guy he doesn't know how to stand on his own two feet now that's the kind of mindlessness I pay money to see and the moment Mr grabs hears that they' pay money Hard Cash this happens well heck yeah please where that sound again he sees a gold mine in having Patrick be

himself an absolute buffoon and so he charges $5 for the exclusive show of having Patrick repeatedly falling on his face to the entertainment of the [Music] tourists I hate everyone employee fall from high up this Tower bucket of spiny seent Patrick Yeah I share squid sentiments too these people are sick making Patrick repeatedly hurt himself over and over and over again is just messed up the sick psycho crowd has messed up too as they keep enjoying and paying Mr Krabs to make the falling fool act more dangerous and entertaining SpongeBob tries to set things straight

but Patrick holds him back please don't tell Mr Krabs people have been telling me you're no good I don't want to go back back to be a no hat Patrick I'm not going to lie hearing the trauma influencing Patrick's reason for wanting to keep the hat is a lot to unpack I really felt for him here dude you may argue that Patrick participated freely but Mr Krabs is complicit in that harm yes yes Mr Krabs isn't directly causing the injuries but his encouragement coercing and creating more dangerous scenarios for him makes him culpable keep up

the good work Patrick you sto falling I don't know Mr Krabs these people paid good money for the pain and humiliation in legal terms this is seen as criminal exploitation and Mr Krabs will be fine a sum of $50,000 and also serve a jail term of 10 years now if it hasn't already been Apparent at this point Mr Krabs has done some pretty despicable things but this next one was just as abominable in the episode Patty crapper Mr Krabs entrusts SpongeBob with a very important assignment I'm entrusting you to retrieve the secret ingredient to do

this without any foul up understand SpongeBob accepts the job the C hady Maestro fry cook carries out the task with all seriousness he received the briefcase containing the secret ingredient from the delivery company but to his horror where is it where is it noticing a hole in the briefcase SpongeBob figures out the secret ingredient was stolen he enlists Patrick to help him investigate and discover who's probably responsible for the theft but after going through all the possible suspects either you tell me where the secret ingredient is be forced to use other means means of making

you talk I'm on to you squirrel even Gary wasn't exempt why you do it Gary he still couldn't find the Thief finally a frustrated SpongeBob goes to Mr Krabs and narrates everything that happened but Mr K accuses him of stealing the secret ingredient instead you were in charge of guarding that secret ingredient it just slipped away from me somehow all I know is that it had to be someone who knew about the delivery and this person would have to know what to do with the secret ingredient you sto me secret ingredient me come on man

your most loyal and trusted employee whom you've always treated as doooo that's who you're accusing the cops on the scene are ready to put the cffs on bikini Bottom's finest fry cook and cart his Square bottom off the jail don't talk you can tell it to the cops calling them right now no need we heard it all from this Barrel ARR the thief of his Earth isn't that the stolen secret ingredient there's greed and then there's just plain stupidity and then there's a diabolical mixture of both and voila you got Mr Crabs because explain to

me the thought process behind why he would even think that framing his most loyal Fred cook for stealing the secret ingredient was ever going to be a good idea and for what I can explain $1.99 is all lowed to pay for the secret ingredient so I is to it to avoid paying you know think judge trout will be very interested to hear this little story for a creature with such large eyes how could he be so shortsighted for the crime of theft and framing someone else for said theft Mr Krabs would actually go down for

a serious jail time of 10 years in prison and pay a fine of $225,000 anyway the judge makes some givea away free Krabby Patties get your free Krabby Patties next up is Mr Krabs targeting kids for his fraudulent schemes yes Mr Krabs has shown time and time again that when it comes to getting a few few extra bucks there's no length or morally reprehensible depth he won't sink to in the episode Krabby Land it's summer and Mr K is over the moon with excitement is it really the first day of summer yeah okay I got

to ask what is it about summer that would make Mr crb so happy the money the money I mean uh the children yeah right the children no arguments there at all well during the summer break children wander Bikini Bottom unsupervised their pockets lined with allowance without any Parental Guidance whatsoever I guess that's what I like best the Stout pot bellied custas inflates the price for kids meals from $199 to $4.99 an outrageous 300% increase than the oceans a new playground in town captivates the kids and literally no one steps a foot into the Crusty Crab

for some illogically priced Krabby Patty but Mr Krabs not giving up on his summer Ambitions executes a genius idea he launches his own playground Krabby Land and he spares no expense crabby [Applause] [Music] land I like to think he misinterpreted the meaning of sparing no expense because this shabby construction of a playground is a death trap but it's Mr Krab so this shouldn't be any surprise hey keep in mind guys that is complete disregard for safety standards itself falls under child and endangerment but after the catastrophe of a playground Mr Krabs has another fraud up

his sleeve he promises the kids Krabby the clown everyone who H there's back gets to meet the Krabby the clown y have fun don't forget to eat plenty of vitamin andrich Krabby Patties we want craby and while SpongeBob does his best to entertain their impatient Bunch the kids are using them as boomerangs boomerangs they might break my windows tell him Krabby has just arrived he's here oh Bo crabby the clown is finally ready to make his appearance but these eager kids are in for a huge surprise hey kids thank you all for coming eat plenty

of crabby PES the crab didn't even attempt to put any effort into playing the part even SpongeBob wasn't having it and calls him out you promis these children crabby the clown all I saw out there was jeepy the Jeep's gate that was such an accurate description Mr Krabs gathers his lud and takes his exit but not before making an open admission to his fraudulent schemes I don't care about the children I just care about their parents' money no skin off my nose I mean that's been obvious from the start but unknown to Mr Krabs the

kids already Furious about the clown scam are right behind him and the kids get their Revenge I got to get some of that green stuff no not that green stuff Mr Krabs would be facing serious fines if charged to court for knowingly defrauding children and endangering their lives he would pay a fine of $5,000 and 5 years behind bars there is no way the Crusty crabs should still be operational if the Health Inspectors in Bikini Bottom actually did their job that place should have been shut down in the cheap gate CR station along behind bars

on the list of his numerous criminal offenses I've got deliberate food poisoning contamination in selling of rotten food to his customers in the Crusty sponge he has Squidward make spongy patties for sales which was just basically rotten food they were just the boxes of patties we didn't have room for in the freezer they turned yellow you to tell me you actually expect people to pay for a rotten Patty it's got his customer sick and looking like zombies zombies they're your customers look oh I feel sick what have you done you've poisoned all these people not

to mention the Diabolical of a Patty called Nasty Patty why that's the most diabolical crabby patty I call it the Nasty Patty let's talk about the episode greasy buffoon because in this episode the restaurant is covered with excess grease because the grease trap has not been cleaned look at this that me boy is a grease trap kind of looks like nobody's cleaned out the trap in a while but after Mr Krabs gets SpongeBob to clean up the grease they dump it outside Plankton's Chum Bucket right behind there you know what I'll be adding environmental pollution

to the list of Mr crabs' crimes Plankton ends up using the grease to make his Chum taste good he gets more customers and Mr Krabs attempts to do the same because of course he does on to the first one deluy Krabby Patty with extra flavor do you think it might be kind of unhealthy to be feeding people all this grease and I ask again where are the Health Inspectors Plankton and Mr Crabs begin their contest of the most greasy goo that can be sold what in the name of Neptune is this I accidentally drop some

buns into our vat of extra Grease and the bums of Bikini Bottom just keep on [Music] buying are you guys to eat they were supposed to be going to Table Three this is just gross man they end up causing an overweight epidemic the customers are sickly have Patrick is not my best friend too the environment's completely polluted and covered in Greasy goo and finally the health inspector shows up thank goodness he puts an end to the capitalist Menace by shutting down the restaurant but Mr crabs' penalty should have been way more than that for poisoning

the customers he should be penalized with a fine of $375,000 and imprisoned for 20 years Mr CRS has countlessly exploited his workers and others but this incident in the Crusty sponge Takes the Cake for me a food inspector visits the Crusty Crab he gives his review which was very very brutal my appetite flew south for the winter when I say this restaurant smells like the rear end of a goat you could find livelier help in a graveyard and I'm not just off the management stunk so bad I had to get my sweater dry cleaned on

the way home H but come on Brutal it may be it was still honest this review makes customers leave but then he adds that the only bright thing about the establishment is the bright yellow sponge behind the grill I Chow Down on a meal that titilated my taste buds sponge behind the grill is no Square KBS really wanted to soak up the dough he'd sponge it up he'd over sponge it too much sponge Mr grabs here's this and trueu character what he sees is no longer a fry cook but a sponge to soak up the

dough one word money first the sign of the Crusty Crab is replaced with then more spongy Horrors fill up the restaurant hangy spongy sauce Bobby sauce for The Not So daring hey Squidward there are new crusty sponge napkins I I I I you really need to see a doctor yes he definitely needs to see a doctor but using SpongeBob's image as merchandise without his consent isn't where it stops Mr Krabs forces him to drive a SpongeBob themed train to the poor sponge almost collapses from exhaustion I really think I should be getting back to the

grill now just look at all these paid customers who's ready for another and of course there's no extra pay or compensation for this grueling work how else would you define exploitation the SpongeBob sought Justice he could have Mr Krabs pay a labor exploitation fine of $151,000 and also spend up to 20 years behind bars but apparently there is no justice in Bikini Bottom because Mr Krabs gets away scot-free by bribing the judge does the defendant have anything to say no you're onor that wouldn't happen to be a SpongeBob gavel you're using it's my prize position

huge SpongeBob fan permission to approach the bench your honor take him around there as many times as you like I love a happy ending and that brings us to his next crime this show at several points had me questioning who the actual villain was like Plankton or Mr Krabs but after the episode one course meal you get to see Mr Krabs as the true psycho Maniac that he is the episode opens with Plankton attempting again to steal the secret ingredient formula this time he launches an aerial attack on the Crusty Krab and succeeds in entrapping

both Mr K and SpongeBob playing with fire now planket just give me the secret formula and I'll be on my way SpongeBob too scared to be tortured by a feather spills the location of the Sacred formula okay but I don't know how to get into the safe behind the painting in Mr cbs's office he won't let me he it but before Plankton can Revel in his victory at long last Pearl walks in and Plankton is scared witless call off your daughter Krabs call her off who knew plankin was so afraid of whales I'm just a

surprise too and that cackle from Mr Krabs after learning Plankton's weakness just Reveals His Sinister intentions he decides to exploit it to the fullest he dresses up as Pearl and appears almost everywhere Plankton is I'm hungry this totally terrifies the PIP squeak at every point he even dreads stepping into the light dinner's ready Plankton yes I can hear you can you bring it up can't risk stepping into the light yes yes Plankton is no way near a good guy and has had it coming all the these years sure whatever but he didn't totally deserve the

treatment that he got from Mr Krabs here okay this goes on for two whole weeks until Plankton becomes severely [Music] traumatized I can't take it it's is driving me crazy he is so mentally tortured that he decides to I'll just be tortured for the rest of my life that's it I'm done yeah he'd rather be un alived then continue living honestly this is all levels of sick and messed up to put it in perspective Clancy Brown the voice actor for Mr Krabs hates this particular episode do you understand how crazy it is that the person

voicing a character hates the episode simply because of how messed up Eugene was even though Mr Krabs didn't physically harm Plankton psychological manipulation that leads to mental harm or distress could in some places fall under the umbrella of malicious harassment you'd be facing 5 years imprisonment in a fine of $50,000 for exploiting Plankton's fear like that in mental health vulnerability was I expecting Mr Krabs to draw the line of the Dead certainly not if he could take from the living what's an army of the Dead going to do hey man that's my hat what no

way crawl back into your hole bone boy oh you're fell in a part mirrow brain back to Oblivion here's the story line in a yard sale Mr grabs gives SpongeBob a hat that he thinks is worthless but regrets his decision just a few seconds later $500 for that drink hat not so fast I'll give you $11,000 I'll give you $100,000 in cash I'll give you a million dollar for that hat Eugene realizing his costly mistake devises all means to retrieve the hat from SpongeBob but he leaves me no other option going to have to scare

it off of him this entire scheme ends up taking him to a grave site all in a bid to get the hat back in case you didn't know grave desecration and theft is an offense often C ining up to 10 years in prison and if it involves human remains it's treated much more severely Come to Papa come on Smitty let go rest in pieace Smitty yeah those are human remains well technically desecration includes defiling a burial site vandalizing tombstones destroying caskets and that's exactly what Mr Krabs does but not before asking really going to defile

this grave for money of course I am by the time he desecrates the graves robs the skeleton's remains and fights off the army of the Dead your fell a must be kid back to Oblivion returns triumphantly to cash in his million dollars but gets hit with some shocking news they found a whole Warehouse full of them they're worthless and so all that violation was for nothing if charged aord he face 10 years imprisonment for theft and a fine of $10,000 is it just me or should Squidward and SpongeBob have submitted their resignation letters long ago

why would any reasonable person choose to continue working for a boss treating his employees like fcking crap dude a different list could be made solely for all the times Mr Krabs has abused and mistreated his employees in the graveyard shift he forces SpongeBob and Squidward to work a 247 hour shift without extra pay if we stayed open later you'd give us your money sure Mr Squidward welcome to the night shift 24 hours a day this isn't the only time he's done this either one time the 24-hour shift takes such a huge toll on Squidward that

he has this to say can I go home yet no one goes home my bags have bags and let's not forget when he gave up SpongeBob's sold to the Flying Dutchman ghost for pennies 62 C I take the money Mr Crabs next upop dve Jones Locker you know it's bad when Squidward tentacles of all people sticks up for the Y yellow sponge how could you trade SpongeBob for sents think I could have gotten more you sold him out you should be ashamed of yourself growing up is realizing that Mr Krabs is the real villain in

the episode clam Mr Krabs finally got his me1 millionth doll note to celebrate the special achievement he takes SpongeBob and Squidward on a fishing trip congratulate yourselves Lads a captain's nothing without his loyal crew a crew like you comes along maybe once in a lifetime I'm taking you on a trip wow a trip but Mr Krabs decides he isn't just going to watch his million dooll note float away in the belly of a clam he stops at nothing absolutely nothing till his dollar is retrieved then I guess I have no choice but to offer a

reward Woo is it another fishing trip it's this sandwich you expect me to break my back over a sandwich the sandwich whatever we've got plenty more to as if detaining them and deliberately starving his workers wasn't enough he goes even as far as using them as live bait to retrieve his money just how much more this treatment and terrible working conditions do these two have to put up with these offenses are clear violations of labor laws and will attract a heavy fine of $135,000 and $250 ,000 compensation to his employees he would also be facing

20 years imprisonment for starvation kidnapping and forced labor the issue with a lot of Mr crabs' entrepreneurship is that he never follows the proper procedure in the episode crusty tow is he turns the Crusty Krab into the Crusty Towers Hotel a fancy hotel this idea comes after his experience in a hotel where he enjoys a superb treatment until he sees the bill they charge me for everything $25 for a hamburger money is the only motivation for Eugene Krabs and so he erects his own hotel and is ready to take in customers and make some Moola

you they could charge that much for a lousy Burger I could charge for a lousy crabby patty the Crusty Towers was born there are serious questions that need to be asked first where are all the new hotel employees if he had no new staff you can bet that he built the Crusty Tower cutting costs without obtaining necessary permits or adhering to safety standards as expected it comes tumbling down in no time operating an unlicensed hotel is seen as a criminal offense Mr grabs will be slammed the maximum fine of $500,000 in a 3 years imprisonment

adding the Krabby Land playground that was built without a license or safety standard that'll be another 3 years imprisonment and $16,000 fine honestly this next one should have made the list sooner theft would be Mr crabs' middle name other than using Gary to steal money or robbing the dead for a hat he's tried many times to steal from SpongeBob in the episode Penny foolish Mr Krabs takes his kleptomania to a new level he sees SpongeBob pick up a coin off the street and he just loses it SpongeBob found a penny some folks just walk along

and stumble over free money others they work the klepto crab becomes obsessed with stealing the penny from SpongeBob [Music] after many attempts to get SpongeBob toart with a penny including hosting a Charity Dinner pennies for the penniless I would ask each of you to look not with your eyes but with your heart he finally sneaks into SpongeBob's pineapple to steal the penny for himself [Music] now somewhere the penalty for theft could include fines community service or probation but for severe cases or repeat offenders and Mr Krabs is a repeat offender prison time may be imposed

so the K crusty kleptomaniac would be facing a 10-year jail term and a $10,000 fine next up on the list of criminal offenses Mr Krabs disposed of a dead body in the episode Nasty Patty a supposed health inspector shows up with the Crusty Crab Mr Crabs leaves his money bath and asks SpongeBob to set everything in order wash your hands clean the floors the he inspector's here with all the violations that take place at that crusty Shack I'm surprised it's still open Mr Krabs there's no reason to worry the most perfect place in the universe

you really haven't got any brains at all have you son I agree his cluelessness is fascinating the inspector asks to taste one of everything and Mr Krabs very readily and eagerly feeds it to him he is ready to do anything to ensure that the Crusty Crab is in the clear give him a smorkage board the inspector requests for a plain crabby patty to finish his test and that that's when things take a turn this can can for a special News Bulletin look out for a man who's been passing himself off as a health inspector gain

free food oh oh free food nothing activates Mr kbs's murderous intent more than being scammed they decide to teach this quote unquote impostor a lesson it doesn't seem right but it feels so good seahorse radish gnarliest stuff in the ocean jar toenail clippings in my office I drop it in the toilet and I'll dry it with me JY socks the most diabolical crabby patty what in the name a Neptune the seen alone you get Mr Krabs in SpongeBob serious by time what you see I'm so flabbergast that I can't even speak this is insane they

serve this gnarly abomination of a Patty to the inspector and when they think he's eating a bite of it they watch as he chokes while laughing their crusty and spongy cuses off until till another twist happens news flash fake inspector has been captured if a health inspector comes to your restaurant he's real that's a relief but wait there's more I don't think he'll be laughing boy because that Patty killed him plot twist it was only a fly that got into the health inspector's throat but SpongeBob and Mr Krabs did not know that they thought it

was The Nasty Patty that did the work and now there was a dead body to dispose of this should be far enough now get digging tampering with evidence of a wouldbe crime scene illegally disposing a body the the these are serious charges Mr grabs would be facing a sentence of up to 12 years imprisonment with fines of up to 25,000 also add a $200,000 fine and 20 years imprisonment for food violation and poisoning and when you think you've gotten to the bottom of this criminal Barrel Mr crabs exists as a character to remind you that

there is a rock bottom attempted murder makes you to the crustation rap sheet why you may ask well aside from our last point it starts with Squidward in his artistic dreams P paintings see me expose my Exquisite suffering don't even recognize the Masterwork but the customers treat his painting the same way that he treated his clarinet playing how about some art to go with that not everyone can be a da Vinci sorry squidy Mr Krabs SAR over losing customers orders him to shut down the artistic display but after SpongeBob persuades him that Squidward's art would

be worth millions someday Mr Krab sees dollar signs not so fast though his million-dollar dream evaporates just as quickly when an art appraiser tells him that the paintings are worth nothing unless paintings can become much more valuable when the artist is no longer with F think I can arange that and so begins Mr kbs's devious attempts to have Squidward out of the picture come on Squidward you can do it no and when he thinks he's finally succeeded in getting the talentless tentacles out of the picture and is ready to cash out his millions Squidward keeps

coming back hello cribs how much money me paintings are worth why can't the seopa just stay out of the picture well still fixated on getting his millions Mr K decides to take matters Mallet into his own hands and eliminate Squiddy himself your mission with me Squidward since he didn't succeed in killing Squidward it would still be considered attempted murder the crime of an attempted murder is very serious Mr Krabs will be serving 20 years in prison in F facing $250,000 in fines all of that combined in the cheap skate crustation is looking at a whopping

1 billion 2, 349,000 in fines and 205 years in the darkest cells of Bikini Bottom now if you think that's bad check out this other cynical character and compare click the video on the screen to find out what